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3h (1/19 13:02) 179438920 125 Re. 13 Img JPG 341KB (1915 x 979) Untitled.jpg 24 Replies ADVO H POR DINNER PARTY POPPYS PEACEFUL PROTEST AGAINST FASCISM MO Official GUILIN RAIS WHATS Let's show those inbred Nazi chuds that there is no place for them here at MQ. >this is dialog in a TV show in 2023 Www 15.121 Comments Disabled

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Anonymous 139 KB JPG 12/19/24(Thu)15:28:13 No.928849473 >Be Rose >Throw away a priceless jewel worth hundreds of millions of dollars >Could have made her family financially secure for generations but says no for le epic symbolism >Reminisces about the man that saved her, but also hogs the floating door like a selfish pig, killing him. (Watch the Mythbusters episode) This is one of the greatest love stories ever told? Dude, Rose is a f------ bitch.

Anonymous (ID: 9Mc0Hnwf 12/19/24(Thu)15:49:03 No.491828169 1.94 MB JPG >sells your gold reserves >basically completely crashes your economy >Canadian dollar crashes >tells leafs to anhero with suicide pods if they get too sick >imports 6 gorillion pajeets to fight over a single Tim Horton's >gets offended when basically only neighbor that has been decent says they would be better off annexed Why leafs? Why?

: Anonymous 05/26/22(Thu)13:13:15 No.68790277 196 KB PNG >Go on omegle >say im interested in politics >match up >ask them about their political opinion >take the radical extreme opposite of the answer >get them riled up >write a question of catalogues >they type for over 2 minutes >disconnect before they can send me their shittext 4 victims today

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: Anonymous 15 KB JPG 01/20/23(Fri)15:31:29 No.71902123 >be me, man >identify as a female because gender is a social construct >j------- >once I'm done, identify as male again >god jerked off by a gril >mfw got a h------ See you later virgins

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: Anonymous 23 KB JPG 01/20/23(Fri)15:15:10 No.71901945 >Be me, school f-- >Active shooter alarm goes off. Oh s--- its finally happening. >The class start locking doors, turning off lights, etc... >We huddle in a corner in the dark.Some kids are crying >We listen in silence as someone down the hall is trying to jimmy open a door. Sudden urge to fart. >Try to hold it in >We hear gun shots and screams down the hall. Oh God the urge is getting worse. >Shooter tries to open our locked door and peeks inside door window. >Gives up. Turns to try another doo I let loose a massive wet fart. >Sounds like an engine backfiring. >Shooter realizes we're inside. >Breaks down door and kills us all. Mfw

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Anon orders a burrito like a normal human being | /r/Greentext

01/19/23(Thu)20:49:28 No.18831162 : Anonymous >Be me, just another day at work >decide to grab lunch at Chipotle >get in line, place my order >cashier starts making my burrito >he drops it on the floor >he starts making a new one >manager comes over and starts yelling at the cashier in front of everyone >I can't take it, I speak up >manager turns to me and starts yelling at me too >I snap, I can't take it anymore >I jump over the counter and start throwing punches >staff and customers scatter >cops arrive and haul me away >spend the night in jail >never going back to Chipotle again >tfw no more burritos for me >-1/10 service

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: Anonymous 6 KB JPG 01/20/23(Fri)11:51:14 No.624958094 >Game's community discovers a glitch >It's actually really fun and/or skillful >It adds mechanical depth that differentiates the game from its peers >It might even become a part of the game's identity >Developers patch it out because MUH ORIGINAL INTENTIONS

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Anon writes a based Harry Potter fanfic. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 09/16/20(Wed)23:11:57 No.17059503 >>17059546 >>17059609 >>17059665 File: 1587894210677.jpg (103 KB, 733x486) >I consider myself a patient man, Harry. I overlooked that time you kept sneaking trans students polyjuice potion containing their own hair, making them turn back into their normal selves, despite the suicides. >I was even willing to turn a blind eye to you casting memory charms on post op hufflepuffs, because the look on their faces when you showed them a mirror was frankly hilarious, but this fine you've gone too far. >you have to understand that sectumsempra is dangerous magic, Harry, and I can't just let you go round telling Hufflepuffs that it's an instant transition spell if they point it at their crotch. >I hope you understand the gravity of this situation, and see why I'm only awarding you 42 points

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Anonymous 27 KB PNG 09/17/18(Mon)06:17:35 No.48178708 3 Replies / 1 Image >no friends >no real hobbies >no special talents >no gf >meaningless, unfulfilling job I hate >don't believe in anything >observe other people living life, rather than actually experiencing it for myself Am I an NPC? View Thread

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Anonymous (ID: toj0wv2z) Mysteriously wealthy Atlanta gay couple who were charged with sodomizing their adopted sons also 'offered them up to local men and sent out videos of them r----- the boys' By Jennifer Smith, Chief Reporter For Dailymail.Com 13:34 20 Jan 2023, updated 14:31 20 Jan 2023 Zulock 2009 01/20/23(Fri)09:18:04 No.412920758 Zuleck DOIS Zulack 2009 98 Replies / 12 Images Zulock 2009 ARRESTED CON COUNTY SHERIFF'S OFFI Number: 802054 BEBAEBC1-C650-4A1A-BC63-9CDF250C9B26.jpg 239 KB JPG >rich gay couple adopts boys to r--- and sells them to other rich clients Just how big is the p--- network? View Thread

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Anon cures gay | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 01/20/23(Fri)07:45:12 No.892956449 139 KB JPG Shock therapy does not work you dumbasses, there is a better way >hook up with a gay >just as he inserts his gay penis in you, say "no h---" >it's not gay if you say no h--- >suddenly he's having straight sex >you tricked him into becoming straight I've converted 80 such men already

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: Anonymous O 101 KB PNG 08/02/21 (Mon)21:38:17 No.388 >Moo at a cow >It moos back We are friends

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: Anonymous >>67585702 OP here. This is the second story 02/26/22(Sat)17:25:33 No.67586101 >be me >on tinder >match with girl >6/10 >eh, free p---- >go over to her place >blood all over the door >ask why there's blood >"let me show you the basement" >go downstairs >there's just a drain in the middle of the room >gtfo as fast as possible i was next bros. reported it to the police and they did nothing

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Anonymous >tfw extremely low self esteem >tfw never want to do anything or interact with people because I'm afraid they will hate me >make comment on youtube >someone replies with something mean >instantly delete comment >uploaded a bunch of videos on youtube a while back but deleted them all >people started sending me messages asking what happened >delete the account >delete all my social media accounts and make news ones >use to draw, stopped drawing for fear that my art was s--- 153 KB PNG >never actually think any of my art is good and too afraid to ask people for their objective opinion >afraid I'm ugly and that people are just too afraid to tell me >never post anything of myself online >constantly extremely depressed and lurk 4chan for any kind of social interaction because if someone says something mean I can just leave the thread >even then I hardly ever post and lurk for years sometimes without ever posting or contributing to a thread 01/19/23(Thu)19:22:10 No.892939280 >even after creating this thread I will just close my browser and listen to music and try not to think about my life 3 Replies Anonymous >>892939280 (OP) # stupid retard >KAWAO 01/19/23(Thu)19:24:25 No.892939382 Anonymous View Thread : Anonymous you should probably just kill yourself 01/19/23(Thu)19:24:41 No.892939393 01/19/23(Thu)19:33:13 No.892939721 Social media is bad for your mental well being. May I suggest finding a sugar mommy to give you money and sex?

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