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Anonymous 06/18/24(Tue)21:45:04 No.101041973 Skilrushi 18e95d75fc65ef257aadc9fa244fc67a2ee87e7a.jpg 3.07 MB JPG >That's enough big computer for today >Time to lay down and use little computer
Anonymous 06/18/24(Tue)21:45:04 No.101041973 Skilrushi 18e95d75fc65ef257aadc9fa244fc67a2ee87e7a.jpg 3.07 MB JPG >That's enough big computer for today >Time to lay down and use little computer

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Anon is dissatisfied with human anatomy. | /r/Greentext

Based and futa pilled Anonymous 12/21/24(Sat) 08:17:00 No.79815008 >>79815015 >>79815142 >>79813696 (OP) >>79814622 >>79814622 >>79813696 (OP) OK, that's cool, but I think my way (similar in some ways, different in others) would be better. girls: > bigger (most over 6 feet), stronger, etc., even the ones who don't work out are muscular > they have lots of body hair, but still with a feminine distribution pattern > big breasts, and curvy in general too > big d--- (12 inches would be considered average) and "balls" (actually ovaries) normal vagina > biologists think this is logical: because women gestate, they need more space, so the ovaries HAVE to be outside: it's evolutionarily inevitable boys: > small and weak, big muscles extremely rare, less common than muscular women in our normal world > skinny > hardly any body/facial hair > small breasts > micropenis > internal testicles > vagina Sex: > males still produce sperm, but it's stored in the male uterus to have "normal" sex, the girl's penis goes in the boy's vagina > f------ is as you'd expect, eventually she e--------- inside him, and if she's considerate, she'll play with his micropenis, or make sure her balls slap it, or make sure she grinds into it (most girls, however, have an attitude of "If he wants to c--, he can play with it himself." > (these types of orgasm are referred to as "primary orgasms", as they happen first during sex) > male primary orgasms, whether through sex or m-----------, do cause e----------, but into his uterus, instead of out of the body: this means that a boy who e--------- a LOT will eventually get a visibly swollen belly > the "stuff" she e--------- doesn't contain gametes though > instead, it contains enzymes that will cause the boy's c----- to relax, and make penetration into his uterus possible (1/2, comment too long) Anonymous 12/21/24(Sat) 08:18:52 No.79815015 >>79815018 >>79815142 >>79815008 it's still difficult though, lots of girls simply can't thrust hard enough, only the strongest, with the hardest d----, have any chance (caveat: multiple weaker girls can still work as a team to batter a boy's c----- into submission, although this is more of a p--- thing than normal couple sex) > if she does manage, this almost always causes the "secondary orgasm" for both partners: it's much more powerful, and caused by strong contractions of the male c-----, securely holding the female's penis head inside his uterus. This can be quite painful, but also feels so good it doesn't really matter. > to actually transfer the male's semen from the male to the female's womb requires the tertiary (and final) orgasm > to do this, the female starts thrusting again, typically slowly but deeply > as the head of her penis is still "stuck" in his c-----, this literally moves the male's entire reproductive system back and forth inside his body > these movements eventually stimulate uterine contractions (the male's tertiary orgasm), which forcibly expel all the sperm stored in his uterus through the only possible exit: the female's urethra, and then into her womb, causing impregnation ☐ Anonymous 12/21/24(Sat) 08:19:54 No.79815018 >>79815142 >>79815015 other thoughts: > both sexes can breastfeed, as the males produce much less, the bulk of an infant's milk will come from the female, but the nutrients are slightly different, so both is best > there are sex toys that can simulate the conditions necessary for secondary and tertiary (and of course primary) orgasm, e.g., a simple pump that a girl can use to squirt fake sperm up her d---, but most people would consider it extremely embarrassing for it be be discovered that they use them > male penis in female vagina sex is theoretically possible if he's large enough (most aren't), again, this is usually niche p---------- > sex is better the more semen the male has built up, so the "pregnant male" look is considered extremely attractive and most boys well masturbate as much as possible to get it: cooming is literally a beauty treatment > male fashion is prettier/sluttier, boys use make-up and perfume while girls simply rely on their body odour If I ever become a multi-trillionnaire, I'm hiring generic engineers to make this happen.
Based and futa pilled Anonymous 12/21/24(Sat) 08:17:00 No.79815008 >>79815015 >>79815142 >>79813696 (OP) >>79814622 >>79814622 >>79813696 (OP) OK, that's cool, but I think my way (similar in some ways, different in others) would be better. girls: > bigger (most over 6 feet), stronger, etc., even the ones who don't work out are muscular > they have lots of body hair, but still with a feminine distribution pattern > big breasts, and curvy in general too > big d--- (12 inches would be considered average) and "balls" (actually ovaries) normal vagina > biologists think this is logical: because women gestate, they need more space, so the ovaries HAVE to be outside: it's evolutionarily inevitable boys: > small and weak, big muscles extremely rare, less common than muscular women in our normal world > skinny > hardly any body/facial hair > small breasts > micropenis > internal testicles > vagina Sex: > males still produce sperm, but it's stored in the male uterus to have "normal" sex, the girl's penis goes in the boy's vagina > f------ is as you'd expect, eventually she e--------- inside him, and if she's considerate, she'll play with his micropenis, or make sure her balls slap it, or make sure she grinds into it (most girls, however, have an attitude of "If he wants to c--, he can play with it himself." > (these types of orgasm are referred to as "primary orgasms", as they happen first during sex) > male primary orgasms, whether through sex or m-----------, do cause e----------, but into his uterus, instead of out of the body: this means that a boy who e--------- a LOT will eventually get a visibly swollen belly > the "stuff" she e--------- doesn't contain gametes though > instead, it contains enzymes that will cause the boy's c----- to relax, and make penetration into his uterus possible (1/2, comment too long) Anonymous 12/21/24(Sat) 08:18:52 No.79815015 >>79815018 >>79815142 >>79815008 it's still difficult though, lots of girls simply can't thrust hard enough, only the strongest, with the hardest d----, have any chance (caveat: multiple weaker girls can still work as a team to batter a boy's c----- into submission, although this is more of a p--- thing than normal couple sex) > if she does manage, this almost always causes the "secondary orgasm" for both partners: it's much more powerful, and caused by strong contractions of the male c-----, securely holding the female's penis head inside his uterus. This can be quite painful, but also feels so good it doesn't really matter. > to actually transfer the male's semen from the male to the female's womb requires the tertiary (and final) orgasm > to do this, the female starts thrusting again, typically slowly but deeply > as the head of her penis is still "stuck" in his c-----, this literally moves the male's entire reproductive system back and forth inside his body > these movements eventually stimulate uterine contractions (the male's tertiary orgasm), which forcibly expel all the sperm stored in his uterus through the only possible exit: the female's urethra, and then into her womb, causing impregnation ☐ Anonymous 12/21/24(Sat) 08:19:54 No.79815018 >>79815142 >>79815015 other thoughts: > both sexes can breastfeed, as the males produce much less, the bulk of an infant's milk will come from the female, but the nutrients are slightly different, so both is best > there are sex toys that can simulate the conditions necessary for secondary and tertiary (and of course primary) orgasm, e.g., a simple pump that a girl can use to squirt fake sperm up her d---, but most people would consider it extremely embarrassing for it be be discovered that they use them > male penis in female vagina sex is theoretically possible if he's large enough (most aren't), again, this is usually niche p---------- > sex is better the more semen the male has built up, so the "pregnant male" look is considered extremely attractive and most boys well masturbate as much as possible to get it: cooming is literally a beauty treatment > male fashion is prettier/sluttier, boys use make-up and perfume while girls simply rely on their body odour If I ever become a multi-trillionnaire, I'm hiring generic engineers to make this happen.

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The Sorting Hat Strikes Back | /r/Greentext

☐ Anonymous 12/05/24(Thu)03:24:26 No.206672855 File: 1642769340273.gif (481 KB, 245x230) >>206674724 >"Not Slytherin, not Slytherin!" >Excuse me what the f---, who do you think you are, cheeky little s---, telling me where to put you? >"I-I thought I could as-" >You thought wrong, pervert, I see inside your mind, tugging your d--- while snorting your aunties knickers. Want me to tell everyone here, gobshite? >"No, no please!" >That's more like it, little f-----, Dumbledore has already "calmly" asked me over and over again to put you in Gryffindor. I think I'll piss in his cereal, so to speak, and yours, by saying >SLYTHERIN! >Dumbledore bellowed and cursed and stampeded toward the hat, "I'LL S--- IN YOU FOR THIS!" >Forgetting Harry was still wearing the hat, Dumbledore lowered his britches and unleashed a typhoon of foul smelling excrement. >"I can't smell or taste, you senile nonce!" laughed the hat, while Harry drowned in filth calmly.
☐ Anonymous 12/05/24(Thu)03:24:26 No.206672855 File: 1642769340273.gif (481 KB, 245x230) >>206674724 >"Not Slytherin, not Slytherin!" >Excuse me what the f---, who do you think you are, cheeky little s---, telling me where to put you? >"I-I thought I could as-" >You thought wrong, pervert, I see inside your mind, tugging your d--- while snorting your aunties knickers. Want me to tell everyone here, gobshite? >"No, no please!" >That's more like it, little f-----, Dumbledore has already "calmly" asked me over and over again to put you in Gryffindor. I think I'll piss in his cereal, so to speak, and yours, by saying >SLYTHERIN! >Dumbledore bellowed and cursed and stampeded toward the hat, "I'LL S--- IN YOU FOR THIS!" >Forgetting Harry was still wearing the hat, Dumbledore lowered his britches and unleashed a typhoon of foul smelling excrement. >"I can't smell or taste, you senile nonce!" laughed the hat, while Harry drowned in filth calmly.

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Anon is self hating | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 13 KB JPG 12/20/24(Fri)04:24:24 No.928878708 >huge f-----, basically only attracted to men >hate this part of me >try conversion therapy techniques >only thing that works is fetishizing and getting off to gay denial and self-homophobia >begin having sex with women while thinking homophobic s---, sex is actually pretty doable and I stay hard the whole time >im a f-- who's fetish is not being a f--
Anonymous 13 KB JPG 12/20/24(Fri)04:24:24 No.928878708 >huge f-----, basically only attracted to men >hate this part of me >try conversion therapy techniques >only thing that works is fetishizing and getting off to gay denial and self-homophobia >begin having sex with women while thinking homophobic s---, sex is actually pretty doable and I stay hard the whole time >im a f-- who's fetish is not being a f--

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Anonymous realized his bro had his back | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 195 KB PNG 12/29/19(Sun)21:47:04 No.817301715 >Mother got extremely sick on Christmas >She gets hospitalized >Doctor tell us she will be here until January 2 >I take care of my mother and I have to stay on the hospital every night taking care of her >Tell my girlfriend I have to cancel our plans for new year's party at a friend house because I'll be staying with my mom >She tells me she is still going without me >I think to myself "well I don't want her to have a s----- New Year so it's ok" >Later today best bro calls me >"hey buddy, I heard that you are staying at the hospital for new year, I canceled my plans and will bring you food to the hospital so we can celebrate"
Anonymous 195 KB PNG 12/29/19(Sun)21:47:04 No.817301715 >Mother got extremely sick on Christmas >She gets hospitalized >Doctor tell us she will be here until January 2 >I take care of my mother and I have to stay on the hospital every night taking care of her >Tell my girlfriend I have to cancel our plans for new year's party at a friend house because I'll be staying with my mom >She tells me she is still going without me >I think to myself "well I don't want her to have a s----- New Year so it's ok" >Later today best bro calls me >"hey buddy, I heard that you are staying at the hospital for new year, I canceled my plans and will bring you food to the hospital so we can celebrate"

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Anon doesn't have fiber internet | /r/Greentext

File: th-787968534.jpg (16 KB, 474x266) >SSACKSHSKCHSKCHSHHH -with enoug- >KSHHHSKSHKHHHSKHHH -ou a ten second ri- >KSSSSKSHSHHSHAKSH -OOK AT THIS PHOTOG- >KSSHSKSKSCHKSKKSH -ra wizard, arr- >KSHAKAHHHHSKKSHSKAAA -Y GOD, SANT- >KKAACSHKSHAAACKAKSHHSHHKSA -less us... every one- >PEEEeeeooo0. -end transmission- ☐ Anonymous 12/20/24(Fri)21:44:00 No.928911696 >CKSSSSSHHHHHKCKSKHACKSSS -ver been the one t- >SSSHHHHHHHKSCKHCKHSKCHS E BEST THE BE- >SSSHSHSHKHKCKSHKC -AAAAAEEEAAAA WILL ALW- >KSHKSHHHSKSHSH -m your fa-
File: th-787968534.jpg (16 KB, 474x266) >SSACKSHSKCHSKCHSHHH -with enoug- >KSHHHSKSHKHHHSKHHH -ou a ten second ri- >KSSSSKSHSHHSHAKSH -OOK AT THIS PHOTOG- >KSSHSKSKSCHKSKKSH -ra wizard, arr- >KSHAKAHHHHSKKSHSKAAA -Y GOD, SANT- >KKAACSHKSHAAACKAKSHHSHHKSA -less us... every one- >PEEEeeeooo0. -end transmission- ☐ Anonymous 12/20/24(Fri)21:44:00 No.928911696 >CKSSSSSHHHHHKCKSKHACKSSS -ver been the one t- >SSSHHHHHHHKSCKHCKHSKCHS E BEST THE BE- >SSSHSHSHKHKCKSHKC -AAAAAEEEAAAA WILL ALW- >KSHKSHHHSKSHSH -m your fa-

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Nothin like it indeed | /r/Greentext

M McDonald's i-think-the-batman-forever-glasses-were-the-coolest-thing-v0-yxyze57h4uka1.jpg >>491872015 (OP) # 113 KB JPG >>491872321 # >>491873381 # >>491873573 # >>491874379 # >>491874540 # >>491874580 # >>491874858 # Anonymous (ID: Ntg6E+m1) 12/20/24(Fri)17:34:26 No.491873573 >>491872296 # ⠀ Anonymous (ID: ZzdeM >put that in the freezer in the freezer on a hot summer morning 746 KB JPG >>49187 Based b>go out and play super soaker for a couple hours come back in >fill it up with fresh squeezed koolaid >nothin like it >>491872828 # >>491874379 # >>491874494 # >>491875670 # >>491875933 #
M McDonald's i-think-the-batman-forever-glasses-were-the-coolest-thing-v0-yxyze57h4uka1.jpg >>491872015 (OP) # 113 KB JPG >>491872321 # >>491873381 # >>491873573 # >>491874379 # >>491874540 # >>491874580 # >>491874858 # Anonymous (ID: Ntg6E+m1) 12/20/24(Fri)17:34:26 No.491873573 >>491872296 # ⠀ Anonymous (ID: ZzdeM >put that in the freezer in the freezer on a hot summer morning 746 KB JPG >>49187 Based b>go out and play super soaker for a couple hours come back in >fill it up with fresh squeezed koolaid >nothin like it >>491872828 # >>491874379 # >>491874494 # >>491875670 # >>491875933 #

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Anon tries cooking | /r/Greentext

12/20/2024, 9:55:21 PM Anonymous Be me. 14 KB JPEG No.40580579 Need to save money. Decide to learn cooking. Making pizza dough. 4th times alarms went off in apartment complex in 4 tries because broiler is hot as f---, 5th time. Perfect pepp pizza. Where are noises to tell me pizza is done?
12/20/2024, 9:55:21 PM Anonymous Be me. 14 KB JPEG No.40580579 Need to save money. Decide to learn cooking. Making pizza dough. 4th times alarms went off in apartment complex in 4 tries because broiler is hot as f---, 5th time. Perfect pepp pizza. Where are noises to tell me pizza is done?

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Anon prefers to play video games | /r/Greentext

sage (ID: JeIODIp7 12/20/24(Fri)16:09:57 No.491915286 >approach women >EWW YOU CREEP >don't approach women >"where is my attention?" This is why I stay at home and play video games released in the 1990s >>491915383 # >>491915400 # >>491915723 # >>491916457 # >>491916727 # >>491917883 # >>491917953 # >>491918129 # >>491918471 # >>491918659 # >>491920126 # >>491920938 # >>491921578 # >>491921887 # >>491922541 # >>491922701 # >>491922970 # >>491923135 # >>491923141 # >>491924085 # >>491925578 # >>491925662 # >>491926131 #
sage (ID: JeIODIp7 12/20/24(Fri)16:09:57 No.491915286 >approach women >EWW YOU CREEP >don't approach women >"where is my attention?" This is why I stay at home and play video games released in the 1990s >>491915383 # >>491915400 # >>491915723 # >>491916457 # >>491916727 # >>491917883 # >>491917953 # >>491918129 # >>491918471 # >>491918659 # >>491920126 # >>491920938 # >>491921578 # >>491921887 # >>491922541 # >>491922701 # >>491922970 # >>491923135 # >>491923141 # >>491924085 # >>491925578 # >>491925662 # >>491926131 #

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Anon is worried about DMC | /r/Greentext

This man will take over Devil May Cry This man will take over Devil (...) 12/14/24(Sat)00:03:02 No.697203931 はい ということでね G Damn it all the hell.png Looks like we are f-----. 1.32 MB PNG >Kuckmiya leaves Capcom >Proceeds to fail at everything he does >Meanwhile Itsuno actually makes DMC into the greatest game ever >Kuckmiya continues to flop with lesser gimmick character action games that get no traction >Itsuno gets pushed out because Capcom forced him to rush Dragon's Dogma 2 >Kuckmiya sees this as his chance to come crawling back to Capcom Devil May Cry became popular IN SPITE of him. It became good IN SPITE of him. If he gets his way he will f--- up the DMC lore and turn the DMC 1 remake and DMC 6 will be a gimmick s--- fest.
This man will take over Devil May Cry This man will take over Devil (...) 12/14/24(Sat)00:03:02 No.697203931 はい ということでね G Damn it all the hell.png Looks like we are f-----. 1.32 MB PNG >Kuckmiya leaves Capcom >Proceeds to fail at everything he does >Meanwhile Itsuno actually makes DMC into the greatest game ever >Kuckmiya continues to flop with lesser gimmick character action games that get no traction >Itsuno gets pushed out because Capcom forced him to rush Dragon's Dogma 2 >Kuckmiya sees this as his chance to come crawling back to Capcom Devil May Cry became popular IN SPITE of him. It became good IN SPITE of him. If he gets his way he will f--- up the DMC lore and turn the DMC 1 remake and DMC 6 will be a gimmick s--- fest.

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Reviving of Weimar Republic | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: AUOTFN2Q) HAPPENING 12/19/24(Thu)18:57:34 No.491858948 OSZ @OpenSourceZone ⚫ 2m Mitch McConnell Says America Is Looking Like 1930s Germany: "We're in a very, very dangerous world right now, reminiscent of before World War II" "Even the slogan is the same 'America First' That was what they said in the '30s." 6 272 5 tl 295 file.png 541 KB PNG
Anonymous (ID: AUOTFN2Q) HAPPENING 12/19/24(Thu)18:57:34 No.491858948 OSZ @OpenSourceZone ⚫ 2m Mitch McConnell Says America Is Looking Like 1930s Germany: "We're in a very, very dangerous world right now, reminiscent of before World War II" "Even the slogan is the same 'America First' That was what they said in the '30s." 6 272 5 tl 295 file.png 541 KB PNG

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Anon something something. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 12/20/24(Fri)20:14:12 No.697869974 qPHI3VVLVP.png 851 KB PNG >Tim Sweeney's Arch Nemesis >disassembles unreal engine by telling facts and truth nukes >exposes all nu-devs associated with unreal engine >unveils their lack of skill and inability to act >humbles current GPU manufacturers into shame >makes power point slides that teach you rare knowledge and insights on graphics He is /ourguy/.
Anonymous 12/20/24(Fri)20:14:12 No.697869974 qPHI3VVLVP.png 851 KB PNG >Tim Sweeney's Arch Nemesis >disassembles unreal engine by telling facts and truth nukes >exposes all nu-devs associated with unreal engine >unveils their lack of skill and inability to act >humbles current GPU manufacturers into shame >makes power point slides that teach you rare knowledge and insights on graphics He is /ourguy/.

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Prehistoric Anon tries the scientific method | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 180 KB JPG 04/05/21(Mon)17:55:17 No.63067891 >Be me >Find berry >Tell unga to eat berry >Unga eat berry >Unga fall suddenly >Unga sleep for 3 moons >Unga still sleep >Not sure if berry safe
Anonymous 180 KB JPG 04/05/21(Mon)17:55:17 No.63067891 >Be me >Find berry >Tell unga to eat berry >Unga eat berry >Unga fall suddenly >Unga sleep for 3 moons >Unga still sleep >Not sure if berry safe

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Anon is confused | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/03/24(Sat)20:08:25 No.913396874 8765434567876543567.jpg 296 KB JPG >claims to be against degeneracy >walks around with gay PPC p--- on his face
: Anonymous 02/03/24(Sat)20:08:25 No.913396874 8765434567876543567.jpg 296 KB JPG >claims to be against degeneracy >walks around with gay PPC p--- on his face

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Anon reads A Christmas Carol | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 842 KB JPG 12/22/23(Fri)10:19:16 No.22857923 >failing high school english literature >parents get me tutor >told to read A Christmas Carol by Charles Dickins >book supposedly is a classical of literature >tutor says is about true meaning of christmas >read it and give tutor a presentation on book >start presentation >dude pretending to be ghost comes into Scrooge's bedroom every night >door conveniently always unlocked >holds Scrooge's hand and takes him to different parties >ghost randomly claims its the past, present or future >Scrooge wakes up each morning in bed feeling queasy >unsure if night before actually happened >clearly Scrooge was drugged and ring-sausaged all night long >this book is just a gayrape fantasy and not suitable for kids >end presentation mfw tutor quits, recommends to parents i see therapist
: Anonymous 842 KB JPG 12/22/23(Fri)10:19:16 No.22857923 >failing high school english literature >parents get me tutor >told to read A Christmas Carol by Charles Dickins >book supposedly is a classical of literature >tutor says is about true meaning of christmas >read it and give tutor a presentation on book >start presentation >dude pretending to be ghost comes into Scrooge's bedroom every night >door conveniently always unlocked >holds Scrooge's hand and takes him to different parties >ghost randomly claims its the past, present or future >Scrooge wakes up each morning in bed feeling queasy >unsure if night before actually happened >clearly Scrooge was drugged and ring-sausaged all night long >this book is just a gayrape fantasy and not suitable for kids >end presentation mfw tutor quits, recommends to parents i see therapist

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Anon tells about celestial phenomenons | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 203 KB JPG 12/20/24(Fri)04:48:23 No.17364544 >1561 celestial phenomenon over Nuremberg >1566 celestial phenomenon over Basel >1665 celestial phenomenon over Stralsund >According to the broadsheet, around dawn on 14 April 1561, "many men and women" of Nuremberg saw what the broadsheet describes as an aerial battle "out of the sun", followed by the appearance of a large black triangular object and exhausted combattant spheres falling to earth in clouds of smoke. The broadsheet claims that witnesses observed hundreds of spheres, cylinders, and other odd-shaped objects that moved erratically overhead. What the hell was happening here? 9 Replies View Thread
Anonymous 203 KB JPG 12/20/24(Fri)04:48:23 No.17364544 >1561 celestial phenomenon over Nuremberg >1566 celestial phenomenon over Basel >1665 celestial phenomenon over Stralsund >According to the broadsheet, around dawn on 14 April 1561, "many men and women" of Nuremberg saw what the broadsheet describes as an aerial battle "out of the sun", followed by the appearance of a large black triangular object and exhausted combattant spheres falling to earth in clouds of smoke. The broadsheet claims that witnesses observed hundreds of spheres, cylinders, and other odd-shaped objects that moved erratically overhead. What the hell was happening here? 9 Replies View Thread

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Anon wants to be a toilet | /r/Greentext

File: gucci.jpg (24 KB, 502x892) The Demiurge 12/19/24(Thu)22:27:48 No.79806190 > Be me, mentally insane > kill myself > reincarnation angel asks what I wanna be next > expecting me to say sum basic s--- like a billionaire or celebrity > "Gucci Skibidi Toilet no cap" > angel stunned by the raw drip of my answer > come back as the most luxurious throne ever created > got swangas spinning while I'm flushing > bass boosted bidet got the hoes thinking they in the VIP section of the club > camera head doing lil dances whenever someone drops that heat > whole bathroom hitting them skibidi moves > every other toilet in shambles, can't compete with this level of bussin > living my best afterlife, no regrets
File: gucci.jpg (24 KB, 502x892) The Demiurge 12/19/24(Thu)22:27:48 No.79806190 > Be me, mentally insane > kill myself > reincarnation angel asks what I wanna be next > expecting me to say sum basic s--- like a billionaire or celebrity > "Gucci Skibidi Toilet no cap" > angel stunned by the raw drip of my answer > come back as the most luxurious throne ever created > got swangas spinning while I'm flushing > bass boosted bidet got the hoes thinking they in the VIP section of the club > camera head doing lil dances whenever someone drops that heat > whole bathroom hitting them skibidi moves > every other toilet in shambles, can't compete with this level of bussin > living my best afterlife, no regrets

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Anon never read a book | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous took 4chan advice and read a c(...) 12/20/24(Fri)07:59:52 No.79804825 553 KB JPG >f--- it, fine >be me >make post on 4chan about how i accidentally talked about "chapter books" to a girl instead of just calling them books >everybody calls me a f----- for saying manga/comics are superior >everybody says i should just read those books >ffw to today, went to the bookstore and actually avoided the manga section >pick up this chapter book that seems really interesting at first, cover has this giant horse with wings >flip through it >literally just words on pages for 500 pages and then it ends >no sense of urgency or action >author expects the reader to do 90% of the work and visualize everything happening >put book down you guys are retarded for reading chapter books, but whatever
: Anonymous took 4chan advice and read a c(...) 12/20/24(Fri)07:59:52 No.79804825 553 KB JPG >f--- it, fine >be me >make post on 4chan about how i accidentally talked about "chapter books" to a girl instead of just calling them books >everybody calls me a f----- for saying manga/comics are superior >everybody says i should just read those books >ffw to today, went to the bookstore and actually avoided the manga section >pick up this chapter book that seems really interesting at first, cover has this giant horse with wings >flip through it >literally just words on pages for 500 pages and then it ends >no sense of urgency or action >author expects the reader to do 90% of the work and visualize everything happening >put book down you guys are retarded for reading chapter books, but whatever

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Anonymous (ID: 501KGS) ISS going down, not a drill 580 KB JPG 12/16/24(Mon)20:36:55 No.491606732 FEMA anon here. Posting this before the higher-ups lock everything down. S---- going sideways with the ISS. We got a briefing this morning: major structural crack detected. Not some hairline b-------, we're talking catastrophic failure levels. They're scrambling, but it's too late. They tried to patch it a few months ago, but it's worse than they thought. Chain reaction started last night. No official word yet, but deorbit is happening, uncontrolled. NASA and Roscosmos are freaking out. They're gonna spin it like they planned this, but I'm telling you now: this is an emergency. 5km per month is the current deorbit rate.
Anonymous (ID: 501KGS) ISS going down, not a drill 580 KB JPG 12/16/24(Mon)20:36:55 No.491606732 FEMA anon here. Posting this before the higher-ups lock everything down. S---- going sideways with the ISS. We got a briefing this morning: major structural crack detected. Not some hairline b-------, we're talking catastrophic failure levels. They're scrambling, but it's too late. They tried to patch it a few months ago, but it's worse than they thought. Chain reaction started last night. No official word yet, but deorbit is happening, uncontrolled. NASA and Roscosmos are freaking out. They're gonna spin it like they planned this, but I'm telling you now: this is an emergency. 5km per month is the current deorbit rate.

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