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Anon gets one thing right about women | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 77 KB JPG 08/04/22(Thu)08:32:12 Average fembot from what Ive gathered: >actually quite good looking but has inferiority complex No.69677044 >doesnt leave bed most of the day, at minimun 20hours in bed >uses binders in public to hide her voluptuous t---, ashamed of her genetic gifts >always tired for no reason >either virgin or had sex once to see what its like >permanently paranoid >diagnosed mental illness >larps as a man on the internet >wont have sex with me
: Anonymous 77 KB JPG 08/04/22(Thu)08:32:12 Average fembot from what Ive gathered: >actually quite good looking but has inferiority complex No.69677044 >doesnt leave bed most of the day, at minimun 20hours in bed >uses binders in public to hide her voluptuous t---, ashamed of her genetic gifts >always tired for no reason >either virgin or had sex once to see what its like >permanently paranoid >diagnosed mental illness >larps as a man on the internet >wont have sex with me

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Anon has his heart broken | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 134 KB PNG 08/04/22(Thu)15:32:38 No.883273359 >be me >girlfriend of 3 years breaks up >be heartbroken >few days later meet up with her >"anon I don't know what I was thinking, I love you, please give me another chance" >Say yes even though still hurt >masterplan.exe >ff a few weeks >tell her we're going out for a romantic dinner >she's happy, dresses up nicely and we go to our favorite place >finish our food >waiter comes over >I tell him to split the bill >she laughs >"haha anon you're so funny" >tell her I never loved her and am breaking up again >she didn't bring any money and starts crying >pay for myself and leave >mfw everyone is looking at her while she's throwing a tantrum >wake up from my drug induced sleep >she's still gone >check her social media >it's been 2 days and some other chad is already f------ her >I f------ hate women
: Anonymous 134 KB PNG 08/04/22(Thu)15:32:38 No.883273359 >be me >girlfriend of 3 years breaks up >be heartbroken >few days later meet up with her >"anon I don't know what I was thinking, I love you, please give me another chance" >Say yes even though still hurt >masterplan.exe >ff a few weeks >tell her we're going out for a romantic dinner >she's happy, dresses up nicely and we go to our favorite place >finish our food >waiter comes over >I tell him to split the bill >she laughs >"haha anon you're so funny" >tell her I never loved her and am breaking up again >she didn't bring any money and starts crying >pay for myself and leave >mfw everyone is looking at her while she's throwing a tantrum >wake up from my drug induced sleep >she's still gone >check her social media >it's been 2 days and some other chad is already f------ her >I f------ hate women

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ThEy KnOw!!1! | /r/Greentext

Anonymous They know 551 KB PNG 07/27/18(Fri)19:19:29 No.19523436 >be me >fap >go out in public THEY KNOW
Anonymous They know 551 KB PNG 07/27/18(Fri)19:19:29 No.19523436 >be me >fap >go out in public THEY KNOW

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pulled a sneaky | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 12/30/15(Wed)14:43:54 No.321947865 >>321948121 >>321948897 >>321951185 File: f-----.jpg (172 KB, 610x522) LET ME TELL YOU A SECRET >Pokemon Gold & Silver release in one weak >Popular kid at our lunch table announces he can get copies for $5 each early because his "uncle owns the game store" >everyone believes him, everyone gets hype SCREAMS IN YOUR EAR >he tells them to bring $5 to him tomorrow and he'll have the games the day after for all who give him $5 >10 or so people from lunch table give him $5 each the next day, and more than another dozen who heard as the word spread >$110 or so in cash right into his pocket >day comes when he's supposed to bring games, he doesn't come to school >people ride their bikes to his house after school lets out >he literally moved away, a ten year old scammed 22 schoolmates out of $110+, timing it so he'd be long gone ifunny.co
Anonymous 12/30/15(Wed)14:43:54 No.321947865 >>321948121 >>321948897 >>321951185 File: f-----.jpg (172 KB, 610x522) LET ME TELL YOU A SECRET >Pokemon Gold & Silver release in one weak >Popular kid at our lunch table announces he can get copies for $5 each early because his "uncle owns the game store" >everyone believes him, everyone gets hype SCREAMS IN YOUR EAR >he tells them to bring $5 to him tomorrow and he'll have the games the day after for all who give him $5 >10 or so people from lunch table give him $5 each the next day, and more than another dozen who heard as the word spread >$110 or so in cash right into his pocket >day comes when he's supposed to bring games, he doesn't come to school >people ride their bikes to his house after school lets out >he literally moved away, a ten year old scammed 22 schoolmates out of $110+, timing it so he'd be long gone ifunny.co

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Anon might have a autistic dad | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 201 13 KB JPG 03/14/21(Sun)21:25:35 No.849599313 >Dad left when I was 12yo >I'm now 36yo >Calls me every 3 months or so to ask if I want fish >If I say yes he drops by and gives me a frozen fish I think my dad has autism.
Anonymous 201 13 KB JPG 03/14/21(Sun)21:25:35 No.849599313 >Dad left when I was 12yo >I'm now 36yo >Calls me every 3 months or so to ask if I want fish >If I say yes he drops by and gives me a frozen fish I think my dad has autism.

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anon is autistic | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Im retarded 1.69 MB PNG 08/04/22(Thu)15:40:39 No.883265220 >Be me, professional retard >after sending applications to several compnies finally get to learn the job I really want to learn >Company seems really nice and they have been really welcoming and friendly >get sent a mail that I should,to introduce myself to my new team, write a couple of facts about myself. >Also get asked to send a picture of myself and it's supposed to be a selfie not just my application photo. Ends that part with ;) >My autist brain goes and photoshops myself onto Joe Biden in the Oval Office and actually sends it in >pic related >Instant regret but it's already sent I haven't even worked there for a day guys and everyone is already going to think Im autistic.
: Anonymous Im retarded 1.69 MB PNG 08/04/22(Thu)15:40:39 No.883265220 >Be me, professional retard >after sending applications to several compnies finally get to learn the job I really want to learn >Company seems really nice and they have been really welcoming and friendly >get sent a mail that I should,to introduce myself to my new team, write a couple of facts about myself. >Also get asked to send a picture of myself and it's supposed to be a selfie not just my application photo. Ends that part with ;) >My autist brain goes and photoshops myself onto Joe Biden in the Oval Office and actually sends it in >pic related >Instant regret but it's already sent I haven't even worked there for a day guys and everyone is already going to think Im autistic.

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Anon explained why British man is the best sailor in the world | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 1.49 MB JPG 08/04/22(Thu)21:41:14 No.168897845 The taste of their food and the face of their women made the British man the best sailor in the world
: Anonymous 1.49 MB JPG 08/04/22(Thu)21:41:14 No.168897845 The taste of their food and the face of their women made the British man the best sailor in the world

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anon is white | /r/Greentext

>Be me >Have super ashy skin (I'm white) >So bad that in the mid- summer I sometimes bleed 74 KB JPG from my skin cracking >Go to dermatologist >Get this lotion thats supposed to help >300 dollars a bottle >Get home >J------- with it
>Be me >Have super ashy skin (I'm white) >So bad that in the mid- summer I sometimes bleed 74 KB JPG from my skin cracking >Go to dermatologist >Get this lotion thats supposed to help >300 dollars a bottle >Get home >J------- with it

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American Psycho 2 | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 87 KB JPG Anonymous 08/04/22(Thu)09:33:55 No.172071133 >I live in the American Gardens building, on West 81st Street on the 11th floor. My name is Patricia Bateman. I'm 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself, in a balanced diet, in a rigorous exercise routine. Could a gender flipped American Psycho work? 08/04/22(Thu)09:35:05 No.172071185 this girl kinda looks like….. you know who >>172071287 # >>172071314 # >>172071348 # >>172072268 # >>172073490 # >>172082684 # >>172084778 # >>172085318 #
Anonymous 87 KB JPG Anonymous 08/04/22(Thu)09:33:55 No.172071133 >I live in the American Gardens building, on West 81st Street on the 11th floor. My name is Patricia Bateman. I'm 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself, in a balanced diet, in a rigorous exercise routine. Could a gender flipped American Psycho work? 08/04/22(Thu)09:35:05 No.172071185 this girl kinda looks like….. you know who >>172071287 # >>172071314 # >>172071348 # >>172072268 # >>172073490 # >>172082684 # >>172084778 # >>172085318 #

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Anon helps | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/03/22 (Wed)22:26:56 No.67831374 >>67828093 # Hello Friend! Posting cringe? That's okay, it happens to the best of us. It can be be difficult to come up with a thought provoking, well written, grammatically correct post. Here are some tips to help you take in the (You)'s. 91 KB JPG >Include an image with your post. This is an imageboard after all. Even just posting a simple reaction image loosely related to your post can improve the quality of it. >Utilize greentext. Greentexting can be intimating to some first time posters (Especially if you're coming from reddit). Simply highlight the text in the post you want to reply to, then click the post number. This will automatically create a greentext for you of the highlighted text. >Stick to the classics. Your mother will die in her sleep tonight if you don't reply to this post. Have wonderful day!
: Anonymous 08/03/22 (Wed)22:26:56 No.67831374 >>67828093 # Hello Friend! Posting cringe? That's okay, it happens to the best of us. It can be be difficult to come up with a thought provoking, well written, grammatically correct post. Here are some tips to help you take in the (You)'s. 91 KB JPG >Include an image with your post. This is an imageboard after all. Even just posting a simple reaction image loosely related to your post can improve the quality of it. >Utilize greentext. Greentexting can be intimating to some first time posters (Especially if you're coming from reddit). Simply highlight the text in the post you want to reply to, then click the post number. This will automatically create a greentext for you of the highlighted text. >Stick to the classics. Your mother will die in her sleep tonight if you don't reply to this post. Have wonderful day!

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Anon remembers his school years | /r/Greentext


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Anon sprays his ears | /r/Greentext

File: 445-4456048_7966448-pain-(...).jpg (146 KB, 820x885) Anonymous 08/04/22(Thu)03:22:51 No.69675344 >be me >grab the hydrogen peroxide spray near my desk >spray into my ears to break down the earwax >almost instantly my ears feel like they're burning >look at the bottle >i didn't grab the hydrogen peroxide >it was the f------ bleach spray i wish for death
File: 445-4456048_7966448-pain-(...).jpg (146 KB, 820x885) Anonymous 08/04/22(Thu)03:22:51 No.69675344 >be me >grab the hydrogen peroxide spray near my desk >spray into my ears to break down the earwax >almost instantly my ears feel like they're burning >look at the bottle >i didn't grab the hydrogen peroxide >it was the f------ bleach spray i wish for death

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anon is proud to live in the midwest | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: (KKPG8ZL 07/24/22(Sun)17:09:22 No.388172371 267527023c6787c5[1].png 992 KB PNG WELL I'M PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN, WHERE AT LEAST I HAVE AC AND I WON'T FORGET THE BRITS WHO DIED, IN THE HEATWAVE OF '03 AND I'LL GLADY SIT DOWN IN MY ROOM, AND ENJOY THAT SWEET COLD AIR THAT HOT HOT SEETHE AND EURO COPE GOD BLESS MY FRIGIDAIRE
Anonymous (ID: (KKPG8ZL 07/24/22(Sun)17:09:22 No.388172371 267527023c6787c5[1].png 992 KB PNG WELL I'M PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN, WHERE AT LEAST I HAVE AC AND I WON'T FORGET THE BRITS WHO DIED, IN THE HEATWAVE OF '03 AND I'LL GLADY SIT DOWN IN MY ROOM, AND ENJOY THAT SWEET COLD AIR THAT HOT HOT SEETHE AND EURO COPE GOD BLESS MY FRIGIDAIRE

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Anon is vergil from devil may cry | /r/Greentext

I am vergil devil may cry Anonymous 08/03/22(Wed) 20:20:10 No.607898771 >be me >want to be vergil devil may cry >get fit like vergil >style my hair like vergil >make my hair white like vergil >only wear vergil outfits >have Vergil's yamato >get plastic surgery to look like vergil >only say things in the voice of vergil >family tries to hold an intervention >I call them scum and leave >Now that I have gotten rid of them I can continue my conquest for power
I am vergil devil may cry Anonymous 08/03/22(Wed) 20:20:10 No.607898771 >be me >want to be vergil devil may cry >get fit like vergil >style my hair like vergil >make my hair white like vergil >only wear vergil outfits >have Vergil's yamato >get plastic surgery to look like vergil >only say things in the voice of vergil >family tries to hold an intervention >I call them scum and leave >Now that I have gotten rid of them I can continue my conquest for power

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Anon was bamboozled by a kids game | /r/Greentext

Anonymous FEE Grusha 743 KB JPG 08/03/22 (Wed)09:56:07 No.51098963 SHE IS NOT A GUY YOU CAN NOT CONVINCE ME THIS IS A GUY. ITS A HER. ITS A SHE. I ALREADY CAME TO HER TWICE SHE CAN'T BE A GUY. IM NOT GAY THIS IS A GIRL A GROWN WOMAN EVEN REPEAT AFTER ME GIRLGIRLGIRLGIRLGIRLGIRLGIRLGIRLGIR LGIRLGIRLGIRLGIRLGIRLGIRLGIRLGIRLGI RLGIRLGIRLGIRLGIRLGIRLGIRLGIRLGIRLG IRLGIRLGIRLGIRLGIRLGIRLGIRLGIRLGIRL GIRLGIRLGIRLGIRLGIRLGIRLGIRLGIRLGIR LGIRLGIRLGIRLGIRLGIRLGIRLGIRLGIRLGI RLGIRLGIRLGIRL
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Anon lives in a society | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous We don't Forgiva We don't Forge 103 KB JPG L 08/03/22(Wed)17:21:07 No.883236522 >be me, simple kind normal anon >turn of age for adult things >go on dating sites >not many matches but enough >some of them lead to good conversation >plan dates >ghosted >happens a few times >no more mr nice guy >every time a chic ghosts me, I post her phone number on every spammy website >tell every insurance company that I need insurance >tell pajeets I want to sext I'm no villain /b/ I'm an anti hero. And society made me who I am.
: Anonymous We don't Forgiva We don't Forge 103 KB JPG L 08/03/22(Wed)17:21:07 No.883236522 >be me, simple kind normal anon >turn of age for adult things >go on dating sites >not many matches but enough >some of them lead to good conversation >plan dates >ghosted >happens a few times >no more mr nice guy >every time a chic ghosts me, I post her phone number on every spammy website >tell every insurance company that I need insurance >tell pajeets I want to sext I'm no villain /b/ I'm an anti hero. And society made me who I am.

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Anon is a degenerate junkie | /r/Greentext

Anonymous stealing from brothers 08/04/22(Thu)10:17:55 No.69675307 45 KB JPG >be me >21 year old drug addict >no job and no intention of getting one >run out of saved up money >need drugs >go to little brothers room when he is not home and steal his Birthday and Christmas money >he eventually catches up >tell him that I owe dangerous people money and will give him his money >"ok anon but pls dont get hurt" >feel bad and want to stop >craving starts kicking in again >steal money again >steal everything over the course of months till he literally is as broke as me >he catches up again and starts crying like literally crying >threatens to tell our parents >beat him into submission and tell him that I will kill him if he tell anyone >he shuts up and promises me not to talk if I give him his money back >beat him again >he no longer wants his money back >crave drugs again >currently stealing from my mother I hate myself and the way I am so much. I made this thread so you can all cuss me out 7 Replies View Thread
Anonymous stealing from brothers 08/04/22(Thu)10:17:55 No.69675307 45 KB JPG >be me >21 year old drug addict >no job and no intention of getting one >run out of saved up money >need drugs >go to little brothers room when he is not home and steal his Birthday and Christmas money >he eventually catches up >tell him that I owe dangerous people money and will give him his money >"ok anon but pls dont get hurt" >feel bad and want to stop >craving starts kicking in again >steal money again >steal everything over the course of months till he literally is as broke as me >he catches up again and starts crying like literally crying >threatens to tell our parents >beat him into submission and tell him that I will kill him if he tell anyone >he shuts up and promises me not to talk if I give him his money back >beat him again >he no longer wants his money back >crave drugs again >currently stealing from my mother I hate myself and the way I am so much. I made this thread so you can all cuss me out 7 Replies View Thread

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Anon ruins his fetish | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 08/04/22(Thu)11:51:34 No.883241226 >>883241328 >>883241385 >>883241431 d8e7sww-a4debf5b-6b8d-429(...).jpg (172 KB, 800x800) google yandex iqdb wait >Be me >Have huge lactation fetish >Years of fapping to MILFs with milky t--- >Fantasize about being fed >Wife gets pregnant >fuckyeah.jpg >Spend nine months fantasizing about wife's milky bag t--- >Her t--- get bigger >No milk yet, just a few drops of colostrum >Baby comes >Three days later milk really kicks in >Watch her pump 6-8 times a day >Boner every time >A week later she's producing enough to start to stockpile milk >One night 4am sneak out to fridge >Taste milk >...........what. the. f---. >Literally disgusting >Worst f------ thing I've ever drank >Illusion shattered >Fetish gone instantly >Almost gag when my wife pumps >Can't drink regular milk >Breasts no longer attractive at all >MFW
Anonymous 08/04/22(Thu)11:51:34 No.883241226 >>883241328 >>883241385 >>883241431 d8e7sww-a4debf5b-6b8d-429(...).jpg (172 KB, 800x800) google yandex iqdb wait >Be me >Have huge lactation fetish >Years of fapping to MILFs with milky t--- >Fantasize about being fed >Wife gets pregnant >fuckyeah.jpg >Spend nine months fantasizing about wife's milky bag t--- >Her t--- get bigger >No milk yet, just a few drops of colostrum >Baby comes >Three days later milk really kicks in >Watch her pump 6-8 times a day >Boner every time >A week later she's producing enough to start to stockpile milk >One night 4am sneak out to fridge >Taste milk >...........what. the. f---. >Literally disgusting >Worst f------ thing I've ever drank >Illusion shattered >Fetish gone instantly >Almost gag when my wife pumps >Can't drink regular milk >Breasts no longer attractive at all >MFW

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Roastie can't take care of her child | /r/Greentext

BEING A PARENT NEEDS A CAPABILITY TEST BEING A PARENT NEEDS A CAPABIL(...) 08/04/22(Thu)10:47:42 No.389636431 >be me, at ER in paediatrics >21 yo roastie comes with her son, about 14 days old baby >"my kid has something in the eyes" >examine the poor bastard >has a s. aureus infection that has ulcerated his eye and turned into a full blown intra ocular infection >prob will have to take out his eye so he doesnt die >he will be scarred for life, and will never be normal >this only happened bc the roastie didnt clean even once the baby since she left the hospital 2 weeks ago 23 KB JPG i swear to god some people are too retarded, we should have an exam in order to be able to have kids, or just remove them from retards like this 52 Replies / 5 Images View Thread
BEING A PARENT NEEDS A CAPABILITY TEST BEING A PARENT NEEDS A CAPABIL(...) 08/04/22(Thu)10:47:42 No.389636431 >be me, at ER in paediatrics >21 yo roastie comes with her son, about 14 days old baby >"my kid has something in the eyes" >examine the poor bastard >has a s. aureus infection that has ulcerated his eye and turned into a full blown intra ocular infection >prob will have to take out his eye so he doesnt die >he will be scarred for life, and will never be normal >this only happened bc the roastie didnt clean even once the baby since she left the hospital 2 weeks ago 23 KB JPG i swear to god some people are too retarded, we should have an exam in order to be able to have kids, or just remove them from retards like this 52 Replies / 5 Images View Thread

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