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: Anonymous 830 KB PNG 12/17/23(Sun)09:36:13 No.193279205 >watch a japanese anime >there's an episode where a mother has an emotional crisis because she's getting old and her kids are starting to tease her about it >she's turning 30
: Anonymous 830 KB PNG 12/17/23(Sun)09:36:13 No.193279205 >watch a japanese anime >there's an episode where a mother has an emotional crisis because she's getting old and her kids are starting to tease her about it >she's turning 30

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20 years of arguments | /r/Greentext

2h (12/19 0:09) 7581016619 Re. 1 Img PNG 766KB (1000x1000) 2322321.png 9 Replies . Boomers are delusional >Be me >20 yo hapa but look white for most part >Dad and mom loyally married 20+ years >Mom is literal stacy, still gets hit on whenever we go out >Does not work but cooks/cleans most of day >Dad works high paying job but sill jew about money for some reason : >Constantly argues with my mom about how she should get a job (even though she cooks/cleans) >Is very cheap with stupid s--- like leaving lights on (they are all LED anyway) >I know most people here would prefer tradwife over working 'boss bitch' type anyway >Dad constantly starts arguments with mom to get a reaction out of her >Mom is kind of crazy at times but nothing terrible Why do boomers not appreciate what they have? My dad constantly criticizes my mom, even though I tell him how good he has it compared to modern men who get cheated on 5+ times a day while also having to be a wallet for their golddigger plastic girlfrieds. Imagine having a traditional gf/ wife and actually encouraging them to go into the workforce and become those toxic kind of people.
2h (12/19 0:09) 7581016619 Re. 1 Img PNG 766KB (1000x1000) 2322321.png 9 Replies . Boomers are delusional >Be me >20 yo hapa but look white for most part >Dad and mom loyally married 20+ years >Mom is literal stacy, still gets hit on whenever we go out >Does not work but cooks/cleans most of day >Dad works high paying job but sill jew about money for some reason : >Constantly argues with my mom about how she should get a job (even though she cooks/cleans) >Is very cheap with stupid s--- like leaving lights on (they are all LED anyway) >I know most people here would prefer tradwife over working 'boss bitch' type anyway >Dad constantly starts arguments with mom to get a reaction out of her >Mom is kind of crazy at times but nothing terrible Why do boomers not appreciate what they have? My dad constantly criticizes my mom, even though I tell him how good he has it compared to modern men who get cheated on 5+ times a day while also having to be a wallet for their golddigger plastic girlfrieds. Imagine having a traditional gf/ wife and actually encouraging them to go into the workforce and become those toxic kind of people.

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Being an ally to my local tran(...) 651 KB JPG 11/26/22(Sat)10:58:07 No.28506226 >be me based lgbt ally >Live in very left wing college town >Start flirting with a local cis straight girl I just met >tell her "wow you pass really well you" >looking hurt she says "what do you mean" >Tell her I think she's really brave going out >She tells me she's not trans >I tell her I think she should be proud of who she is >Girl starts screaming and shouting at me >Tell her not to take her anger out on me because I'm a lgbt ally Have done this dozens of times. Specifically target shitlib women because I enjoy the cognitive dissonance between them saying there's nothing wrong with being trans and them acting like I've just given them the greatest insult of their lives. I would never do this to an ugly woman though because that would be too cruel. Thoughts guys?
Being an ally to my local tran(...) 651 KB JPG 11/26/22(Sat)10:58:07 No.28506226 >be me based lgbt ally >Live in very left wing college town >Start flirting with a local cis straight girl I just met >tell her "wow you pass really well you" >looking hurt she says "what do you mean" >Tell her I think she's really brave going out >She tells me she's not trans >I tell her I think she should be proud of who she is >Girl starts screaming and shouting at me >Tell her not to take her anger out on me because I'm a lgbt ally Have done this dozens of times. Specifically target shitlib women because I enjoy the cognitive dissonance between them saying there's nothing wrong with being trans and them acting like I've just given them the greatest insult of their lives. I would never do this to an ugly woman though because that would be too cruel. Thoughts guys?

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Anon can’t unlock a skin | /r/Greentext

Anonymous YOU WILL ENJOY SEASONAL CONTEN(...) 8 KB JPG 12/18/23 (Mon)17:55:13 No.661145453 >be average gamer >buy multiplayer game that's been out for some time >see really cool skin >look up how to unlock that skin >fan wiki says was available in "season 3: return of the fuckwats" >check game >"season 47: the battle of xio long bridge" >ask on forums how to unlock skin >Say it's unobtainable now (or in the shop rotation if your lucky) Why are game devs like this >Pic related
Anonymous YOU WILL ENJOY SEASONAL CONTEN(...) 8 KB JPG 12/18/23 (Mon)17:55:13 No.661145453 >be average gamer >buy multiplayer game that's been out for some time >see really cool skin >look up how to unlock that skin >fan wiki says was available in "season 3: return of the fuckwats" >check game >"season 47: the battle of xio long bridge" >ask on forums how to unlock skin >Say it's unobtainable now (or in the shop rotation if your lucky) Why are game devs like this >Pic related

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Anonymous 12/19/23(Tue)01:34:38 No.75812921 F--- it autism story thread Wallenstein 1.13 MB PNG >Be me, 19 >Decide to go wife hunting >Idea.jpg >Go to local church every Sunday >Eventually talk to a few girls >They say video games are the sign of a loser >Beggers can't be choosers so I'm willing to give that up >Ask them out to bible study at my house >They say yes >Clean up all my weird s---/hide my xbox >Forget to take down my Wolfenstein poster >They come inside and immediately notice >"Anon what is that" >Panic >"Uhh. I really like Nazis" >They come up with some excuse to leave >Next Sunday everyone avoids me >Pastor tells me I should visit other churches I don't think I'll ever recover. Pic related is the poster.
Anonymous 12/19/23(Tue)01:34:38 No.75812921 F--- it autism story thread Wallenstein 1.13 MB PNG >Be me, 19 >Decide to go wife hunting >Idea.jpg >Go to local church every Sunday >Eventually talk to a few girls >They say video games are the sign of a loser >Beggers can't be choosers so I'm willing to give that up >Ask them out to bible study at my house >They say yes >Clean up all my weird s---/hide my xbox >Forget to take down my Wolfenstein poster >They come inside and immediately notice >"Anon what is that" >Panic >"Uhh. I really like Nazis" >They come up with some excuse to leave >Next Sunday everyone avoids me >Pastor tells me I should visit other churches I don't think I'll ever recover. Pic related is the poster.

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Anon enjoys romance | /r/Greentext

I HAVE RECEIVED MANY FLOWERS BEFORE BUT THIS ONE IS THE MOST SPECIAL. EuLoeFnUUAot84t.jpg_large.jpg 741 KB JPG 3 Replies / 1 Image O Girls don't love the guy who can give her anything. They love the guy who will give everything he has for her. >>75812846 # SUNDAE KIDS View Thread Anonymous 12/19/23(Tue)11:34:45 No.75812318 Wow this is almost as deep as her used up c---.
I HAVE RECEIVED MANY FLOWERS BEFORE BUT THIS ONE IS THE MOST SPECIAL. EuLoeFnUUAot84t.jpg_large.jpg 741 KB JPG 3 Replies / 1 Image O Girls don't love the guy who can give her anything. They love the guy who will give everything he has for her. >>75812846 # SUNDAE KIDS View Thread Anonymous 12/19/23(Tue)11:34:45 No.75812318 Wow this is almost as deep as her used up c---.

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Almost normal | /r/Greentext

2h (12/18 23:45) 758099325 Re. 1 Img JPG 80KB (735 × 694) · 2196de9555b1d39695e39e1c87545351.jpg 3 Replies >almost a semester in >still doesn't know a SINGLE person in uni mental illness is a death sentence :
2h (12/18 23:45) 758099325 Re. 1 Img JPG 80KB (735 × 694) · 2196de9555b1d39695e39e1c87545351.jpg 3 Replies >almost a semester in >still doesn't know a SINGLE person in uni mental illness is a death sentence :

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Anon's soulmate | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 57 KB JPG 12/17/23(Sun)19:17:09 No.660983112 : Anonymous >creating username for online game >enter extremely specific funny name >that name is taken >lean back and realise theres someone out there that had your exact string of thoughts leading to the name >someone out there that shares your humor so well >your soul mate exists, and they're in the game >don't know whether they stopped playing or not >but they're there >they exist >your best friend exists >close your eyes and hope they're doing ok >retype the same name but add fuck123 at the end 12/17/23(Sun)19:20:08 No.660983272 Lemme guess, Nuck Figgers?
Anonymous 57 KB JPG 12/17/23(Sun)19:17:09 No.660983112 : Anonymous >creating username for online game >enter extremely specific funny name >that name is taken >lean back and realise theres someone out there that had your exact string of thoughts leading to the name >someone out there that shares your humor so well >your soul mate exists, and they're in the game >don't know whether they stopped playing or not >but they're there >they exist >your best friend exists >close your eyes and hope they're doing ok >retype the same name but add fuck123 at the end 12/17/23(Sun)19:20:08 No.660983272 Lemme guess, Nuck Figgers?

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Anon loves The Bush | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: LENqiudl 07/29/23(Sat)03:08:23 No.43 941 KB JPG >be George W Bush >invades a s----- third world country because he can >europooreans and liberals weep >destroy the entirety of Iraq >take all the resources >refuse to leave >make a s--- load of money >destroy US economy >refuse to elaborate >leaves Has there been a single more based move in history?
Anonymous (ID: LENqiudl 07/29/23(Sat)03:08:23 No.43 941 KB JPG >be George W Bush >invades a s----- third world country because he can >europooreans and liberals weep >destroy the entirety of Iraq >take all the resources >refuse to leave >make a s--- load of money >destroy US economy >refuse to elaborate >leaves Has there been a single more based move in history?

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Anon takes the christian pill | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 307 KB PNG 12/14/21(Tue)21:04:34 No.868629127 Why not take the Christian pill anons? >Be me 6/10 >Bigger guy but make up for it with personality >Go to Christian College >Girls literally out of my league interested in me >Forgive me father.mp3 >Make guys friends who care and help me improve myself >Hey some of this stuff sounds neet >Quit p--- 8 Replies >Feel satisfied with life >Marry a 10/10 redhead >mfw we f--- like rabbits all the time >Lifelong commitment with built in sex >She treats me like the best thins since slice bread >Feels good man Take the Christian pill anons. View Thread
Anonymous 307 KB PNG 12/14/21(Tue)21:04:34 No.868629127 Why not take the Christian pill anons? >Be me 6/10 >Bigger guy but make up for it with personality >Go to Christian College >Girls literally out of my league interested in me >Forgive me father.mp3 >Make guys friends who care and help me improve myself >Hey some of this stuff sounds neet >Quit p--- 8 Replies >Feel satisfied with life >Marry a 10/10 redhead >mfw we f--- like rabbits all the time >Lifelong commitment with built in sex >She treats me like the best thins since slice bread >Feels good man Take the Christian pill anons. View Thread

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Unwritten rules | /r/Greentext

59m (12/18 21:33) · 75808723 · 0 Re - 0 Img JPG 72KB (1200 x 800) cro-cop-splits.jpg TWINS >disgusting accent >looks poor and stained >do a double leg split >puff my chest out : >sitting in the metro, every place is full >brown woman with 3 kids one on her back one in the front and one running around crying loudly >looks like single mother too, no father to be seen >stretch my arms as a cross sign >Inazuma hissatsu technique : The wall Not my problem, people who don't have at least transportation and make 200k a year + a full resume of their mental and physical health shouldn't be allowed to breed
59m (12/18 21:33) · 75808723 · 0 Re - 0 Img JPG 72KB (1200 x 800) cro-cop-splits.jpg TWINS >disgusting accent >looks poor and stained >do a double leg split >puff my chest out : >sitting in the metro, every place is full >brown woman with 3 kids one on her back one in the front and one running around crying loudly >looks like single mother too, no father to be seen >stretch my arms as a cross sign >Inazuma hissatsu technique : The wall Not my problem, people who don't have at least transportation and make 200k a year + a full resume of their mental and physical health shouldn't be allowed to breed

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W*men ruin everything | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: /ojH5N1Q 12/15/23(Fri)08:04:55 >80's women: Gaming is for nerd virgns >90's women: Gaming is for nerd virgins >2000-2006: Gaming is for nerd virgins >2007: THE CAKE IS A LIE XD >2014: WHY DON'T MEN WANT GIRLS IN GAMING? STOP BULLYING THAT REPORTER WHO SLEPT WITH GUYS FOR GAVE REVIEWS! SEXISM! GAMER GATE! 290 KB PNG No.451976503 >2015: *women start booby streaming on Twitch, the gaming site, with their cameras taking up the whole screen and the game small in the corner >2018 or so: BUY MY GAMER GIRL BATH WATER >2019: Majority of females on the front page aren't even gaming anymore, just have their boobs out >2020: GAMER GIRL FARTS FOR SELL by the top Twitch female >2021: HOT TUB STREAMS >2023: NAKED STREAMS ON YOUR HOME PAGE! ARE YOU COMPLAINING ABOUT IT? DO STRAIGHT MEN EVEN LIKE WOMEN? Women have to get into every nerdy fandom they can after collectively mocking the people who enjoyed it then slowly make use it to sexualize themselves for attention. Cosplay, anime, games. Dungeons and Dragons is next thanks to BG3 and soon we'll see Sexy naked God Emperors once they try to force themselves into Warhammer Fandom and make it about themselves. 147 Replies / 21 Images View Thread
: Anonymous (ID: /ojH5N1Q 12/15/23(Fri)08:04:55 >80's women: Gaming is for nerd virgns >90's women: Gaming is for nerd virgins >2000-2006: Gaming is for nerd virgins >2007: THE CAKE IS A LIE XD >2014: WHY DON'T MEN WANT GIRLS IN GAMING? STOP BULLYING THAT REPORTER WHO SLEPT WITH GUYS FOR GAVE REVIEWS! SEXISM! GAMER GATE! 290 KB PNG No.451976503 >2015: *women start booby streaming on Twitch, the gaming site, with their cameras taking up the whole screen and the game small in the corner >2018 or so: BUY MY GAMER GIRL BATH WATER >2019: Majority of females on the front page aren't even gaming anymore, just have their boobs out >2020: GAMER GIRL FARTS FOR SELL by the top Twitch female >2021: HOT TUB STREAMS >2023: NAKED STREAMS ON YOUR HOME PAGE! ARE YOU COMPLAINING ABOUT IT? DO STRAIGHT MEN EVEN LIKE WOMEN? Women have to get into every nerdy fandom they can after collectively mocking the people who enjoyed it then slowly make use it to sexualize themselves for attention. Cosplay, anime, games. Dungeons and Dragons is next thanks to BG3 and soon we'll see Sexy naked God Emperors once they try to force themselves into Warhammer Fandom and make it about themselves. 147 Replies / 21 Images View Thread

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