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Anonymous 12/19/23(Tue)01:34:38 No.75812921 F--- it autism story thread Wallenstein 1.13 MB PNG >Be me, 19 >Decide to go wife hunting >Idea.jpg >Go to local church every Sunday >Eventually talk to a few girls >They say video games are the sign of a loser >Beggers can't be choosers so I'm willing to give that up >Ask them out to bible study at my house >They say yes >Clean up all my weird s---/hide my xbox >Forget to take down my Wolfenstein poster >They come inside and immediately notice >"Anon what is that" >Panic >"Uhh. I really like Nazis" >They come up with some excuse to leave >Next Sunday everyone avoids me >Pastor tells me I should visit other churches I don't think I'll ever recover. Pic related is the poster.

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Anonymous 139 KB JPG 12/19/24(Thu)15:28:13 No.928849473 >Be Rose >Throw away a priceless jewel worth hundreds of millions of dollars >Could have made her family financially secure for generations but says no for le epic symbolism >Reminisces about the man that saved her, but also hogs the floating door like a selfish pig, killing him. (Watch the Mythbusters episode) This is one of the greatest love stories ever told? Dude, Rose is a f------ bitch.
Anonymous (ID: 9Mc0Hnwf 12/19/24(Thu)15:49:03 No.491828169 1.94 MB JPG >sells your gold reserves >basically completely crashes your economy >Canadian dollar crashes >tells leafs to anhero with suicide pods if they get too sick >imports 6 gorillion pajeets to fight over a single Tim Horton's >gets offended when basically only neighbor that has been decent says they would be better off annexed Why leafs? Why?
: Anonymous 05/26/22(Thu)13:13:15 No.68790277 196 KB PNG >Go on omegle >say im interested in politics >match up >ask them about their political opinion >take the radical extreme opposite of the answer >get them riled up >write a question of catalogues >they type for over 2 minutes >disconnect before they can send me their shittext 4 victims today
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