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File: Screenshot 2024-12-03 154255.png (572 KB, 2559x1369) Why are you worried about nuclear war? Anonymous 12/03/24(Tue)16:08:03 No.928192918 [Reply] >>928195699 >only 2.5% of the population dies >literally minuscule area of effect (can hardly see it on a world map) >it would take hundreds of the strongest nuclear bomb conceived (not built) to do any noticeable damage Is everyone just retarded? Why are people scared?
File: Screenshot 2024-12-03 154255.png (572 KB, 2559x1369) Why are you worried about nuclear war? Anonymous 12/03/24(Tue)16:08:03 No.928192918 [Reply] >>928195699 >only 2.5% of the population dies >literally minuscule area of effect (can hardly see it on a world map) >it would take hundreds of the strongest nuclear bomb conceived (not built) to do any noticeable damage Is everyone just retarded? Why are people scared?

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ile: signal-2024-12-03-13-35-20-842.jpg (133 KB, 1080x1227) Clark (not Kent) P. SCPVDRAT1-4h Canada as the 51st state? Over 50% of Canada's population lives within 70 miles of the US border. Clearly, they've developed based on a dependency of trade. Imagine if you will, Anonymous (ID: (mHJG9gSY)) 12/03/24(Tue)14:13:13 No.490325657 >>490326217 >>490327423 >>490327576 >>490330458 >>490336363 >>490336435 >>490336639 >>490336995 > be a Canadian liberal. >Hates America and Americans. >Compares sworn enemies, the average Canadian and conservatives to Americans for 10 years. >Keeps supporting incompetent liberal leader. >Has to swallow possibly becoming American because of incompetent liberal leader they swear their allegiance to. Kek, god really does have a sense of humor. >> Anonymous (ID: Tk4QY+Pq)) 12/03/24(Tue)14:19:09 No.490326217 >>490325657 (OP) | >>490326389 >>490327234 >>490327934 >>490336589 Canada joining the USA would effectively end Republicans as a viable party in the USA. The expansion of the Electoral College over the canadian coasts would be a disaster.
ile: signal-2024-12-03-13-35-20-842.jpg (133 KB, 1080x1227) Clark (not Kent) P. SCPVDRAT1-4h Canada as the 51st state? Over 50% of Canada's population lives within 70 miles of the US border. Clearly, they've developed based on a dependency of trade. Imagine if you will, Anonymous (ID: (mHJG9gSY)) 12/03/24(Tue)14:13:13 No.490325657 >>490326217 >>490327423 >>490327576 >>490330458 >>490336363 >>490336435 >>490336639 >>490336995 > be a Canadian liberal. >Hates America and Americans. >Compares sworn enemies, the average Canadian and conservatives to Americans for 10 years. >Keeps supporting incompetent liberal leader. >Has to swallow possibly becoming American because of incompetent liberal leader they swear their allegiance to. Kek, god really does have a sense of humor. >> Anonymous (ID: Tk4QY+Pq)) 12/03/24(Tue)14:19:09 No.490326217 >>490325657 (OP) | >>490326389 >>490327234 >>490327934 >>490336589 Canada joining the USA would effectively end Republicans as a viable party in the USA. The expansion of the Electoral College over the canadian coasts would be a disaster.

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Moral dilemma | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous DEATH NOTE 11/26/23(Sun)17:45:00 No.192532141 >villain is evil because...he kills violent criminals... 170 KB JPG Anonymous 3 B 11/26/23(Sun)17:47:37 No.192532210 Killing criminals le bad because it means you add another killer to le society 75 KB PNG >>192532292 # >>192532324 # >>192532427 # >>192535274 # >>192535504 #
: Anonymous DEATH NOTE 11/26/23(Sun)17:45:00 No.192532141 >villain is evil because...he kills violent criminals... 170 KB JPG Anonymous 3 B 11/26/23(Sun)17:47:37 No.192532210 Killing criminals le bad because it means you add another killer to le society 75 KB PNG >>192532292 # >>192532324 # >>192532427 # >>192535274 # >>192535504 #

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Anon watches | /r/Greentext

VIKING LINE Anonymous 11/19/15(Thu)19:54:31 No.50979876 ►>>50979912 >>50980293 >>50980300 >>50980498 >>50980864 >>50981200 >>50981434 >>50981682 >>50984801 >Be at Swedish ship cruise >haven't defecated in a week week >s--- at least three giant python in the toilet >try to flush >not working.jpg >panic >try to flush again but s--- doesn't flush >look for a cleaner lady in the hallway >Swedish is really bad so grab the hand of cleaner, and take her to the bathroom >try to flush and say "titta" (watch in english) while push flush button >s--- goes quite normally away to sewer DOPAMEME APP TITTA. SLOSH
VIKING LINE Anonymous 11/19/15(Thu)19:54:31 No.50979876 ►>>50979912 >>50980293 >>50980300 >>50980498 >>50980864 >>50981200 >>50981434 >>50981682 >>50984801 >Be at Swedish ship cruise >haven't defecated in a week week >s--- at least three giant python in the toilet >try to flush >not working.jpg >panic >try to flush again but s--- doesn't flush >look for a cleaner lady in the hallway >Swedish is really bad so grab the hand of cleaner, and take her to the bathroom >try to flush and say "titta" (watch in english) while push flush button >s--- goes quite normally away to sewer DOPAMEME APP TITTA. SLOSH

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Anon is in Failed Coup | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 12/3/2024, 3:35:16 PM No.57192225 > be me 83 KB WEBP > be 19 > be korean > have to do mandatory military service > fml.jpg > one night randomly get called up from barracks, ordered to secure parliament building > wtfisgoingon > get to parliament, police yell at us to leave. > politicians yell at us to leave. > "we have orders".wav > getting near main parliament chamber > random guy sprays us with fire extinguisher. > fml.png > suddenly people start clapping and cheering. > they say they passed a vote. > district commander orders us to return to barracks > w-- > go back to barracks, turn on tv >mfw I was part of a failed coup
Anonymous 12/3/2024, 3:35:16 PM No.57192225 > be me 83 KB WEBP > be 19 > be korean > have to do mandatory military service > fml.jpg > one night randomly get called up from barracks, ordered to secure parliament building > wtfisgoingon > get to parliament, police yell at us to leave. > politicians yell at us to leave. > "we have orders".wav > getting near main parliament chamber > random guy sprays us with fire extinguisher. > fml.png > suddenly people start clapping and cheering. > they say they passed a vote. > district commander orders us to return to barracks > w-- > go back to barracks, turn on tv >mfw I was part of a failed coup

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Heroic defiance | /r/Greentext

How do you fix Helm's Deep siege? How do you fix Helm's Deep sie(...) 11/23/24(Sat) 15:59:45 No.206161730 Plot armor.png 220 KB PNG >2000 men and elves can't beat 10k uruk-hais >the 10 last men in horses can do a charge against pike- uruks in the bridge and kill them all >surviving ALL THAT TIME those10 men until Éomer and Gandalf charge W-- Jackson? What is this s---? Why can't Hollywood stop ruining epic moments with ridiculous plot armors?
How do you fix Helm's Deep siege? How do you fix Helm's Deep sie(...) 11/23/24(Sat) 15:59:45 No.206161730 Plot armor.png 220 KB PNG >2000 men and elves can't beat 10k uruk-hais >the 10 last men in horses can do a charge against pike- uruks in the bridge and kill them all >surviving ALL THAT TIME those10 men until Éomer and Gandalf charge W-- Jackson? What is this s---? Why can't Hollywood stop ruining epic moments with ridiculous plot armors?

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Anon is concerned about PC gaming's future | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 1.04 MB PNG 06/14/24(Fri)11:16:27 No.679649543 >Gabe is 61 >Likely to die before he hits 75 >The second he dies, a power vacuum appears not just within Valve/Steam, but all of PC gaming >Assume worst case scenario >New Valve CEO takes on the normal "Profit first" motivations >Either sells to microsoft or makes Steam worse in some way >First thing to go would be Proton >Then the settings that allow you to login to the Library page instead of the store >Then the ability to turn off the second window of ads that pop up each time you open Steam. >Suddenly you HAVE to use Windows to play PC games >Steam sells slowly get worse over the course of a year until they're just not worth it anymore >Steam starts changing the way they make profit from their store in ways that harm Indie devs. This is an actual fear I have. Can someone tell me if I'm being a dumbass, or is PC gaming really being held up by one old fat guy?
Anonymous 1.04 MB PNG 06/14/24(Fri)11:16:27 No.679649543 >Gabe is 61 >Likely to die before he hits 75 >The second he dies, a power vacuum appears not just within Valve/Steam, but all of PC gaming >Assume worst case scenario >New Valve CEO takes on the normal "Profit first" motivations >Either sells to microsoft or makes Steam worse in some way >First thing to go would be Proton >Then the settings that allow you to login to the Library page instead of the store >Then the ability to turn off the second window of ads that pop up each time you open Steam. >Suddenly you HAVE to use Windows to play PC games >Steam sells slowly get worse over the course of a year until they're just not worth it anymore >Steam starts changing the way they make profit from their store in ways that harm Indie devs. This is an actual fear I have. Can someone tell me if I'm being a dumbass, or is PC gaming really being held up by one old fat guy?

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Anon bout to be a world class pianist | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 210 KB PNG 13 Replies / 2 Images 11/26/24(Tue)07:07:52 No. 79567871 How do you guys spend your time? Me? >5h gooning to rule34 + Al larp >3h on this site while listening to music >50m practicing piano >1h watching anime >Probably about 2h on showering, chores View Thread
Anonymous 210 KB PNG 13 Replies / 2 Images 11/26/24(Tue)07:07:52 No. 79567871 How do you guys spend your time? Me? >5h gooning to rule34 + Al larp >3h on this site while listening to music >50m practicing piano >1h watching anime >Probably about 2h on showering, chores View Thread

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Small Anon | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 25 KB PNG 07/29/19(Mon)12:55:52 No.8058284- >be me >be 5"5 manlet >dating a 6"3 girl >everytime we get into an argument she just lifts me up and puts me on this high cupboard >cant leave untill i say sorry to her
Anonymous 25 KB PNG 07/29/19(Mon)12:55:52 No.8058284- >be me >be 5"5 manlet >dating a 6"3 girl >everytime we get into an argument she just lifts me up and puts me on this high cupboard >cant leave untill i say sorry to her

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What do you think about VP elect? | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 12/02/24(Mon)21:50:02 No.1365603 >Trump's VP makes a joke and shops himself as a tradwife >WeiRd >Biden's actual joke of an administration hired two men who wear dresses >REEEE THEY'RE PERFECTLY NORMAL AND NOT WEIRD AND QUALIFIED DESPITE DOING NOTHING EXCEPT BEING MENTALLY ILL AUTOGYNOPHILIAC SEX PESTS AND STEALING WOMENS SUITCASES FROM AIRPORTS REEEEEEE
Anonymous 12/02/24(Mon)21:50:02 No.1365603 >Trump's VP makes a joke and shops himself as a tradwife >WeiRd >Biden's actual joke of an administration hired two men who wear dresses >REEEE THEY'RE PERFECTLY NORMAL AND NOT WEIRD AND QUALIFIED DESPITE DOING NOTHING EXCEPT BEING MENTALLY ILL AUTOGYNOPHILIAC SEX PESTS AND STEALING WOMENS SUITCASES FROM AIRPORTS REEEEEEE

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How do they do it | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 12/03/24(Tue)11:14:00 No.79644152 If girls really don't have penises then how do they aim their pee 33 KB JPG Anonymous 12/03/24(Tue)11:15:46 No.79644156 >lust provoking picture >irrelevant time wasting question : Anonymous 12/03/24(Tue)11:17:01 No.79644160 A tube comes out of the hole that they can aim : Anonymous drip drop drip drop 12/03/24(Tue)11:18:32 No.79644165
Anonymous 12/03/24(Tue)11:14:00 No.79644152 If girls really don't have penises then how do they aim their pee 33 KB JPG Anonymous 12/03/24(Tue)11:15:46 No.79644156 >lust provoking picture >irrelevant time wasting question : Anonymous 12/03/24(Tue)11:17:01 No.79644160 A tube comes out of the hole that they can aim : Anonymous drip drop drip drop 12/03/24(Tue)11:18:32 No.79644165

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She's totally into him | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 209 KB PNG 12/03/24(Tue)09:01:52 No.79642453 >be me, 23, neet >discovered that not washing after cooming hits different >started letting it dry in boxers >after few weeks thick yellow crust forms in pubic hair >basically permanent state of sticky balls >notice the funk when I move around >smells like old cheese and puke >mfw realize I can smell myself through jeans >whatever.jpg >go to grocery store >cute cashier keeps sniffing and looking my direction >she's actually paying attention to me >h-------- my natural male musk is working >next few trips she always seems to be there >notice her leaning closer when I check out >starts happening with other females too >they can smell my fat d--- >some normies give me weird looks but f--- them >jfc the smell is getting stronger >pretty sure that cute cashier wants me >she covered her nose today but kept looking >definitely into me
: Anonymous 209 KB PNG 12/03/24(Tue)09:01:52 No.79642453 >be me, 23, neet >discovered that not washing after cooming hits different >started letting it dry in boxers >after few weeks thick yellow crust forms in pubic hair >basically permanent state of sticky balls >notice the funk when I move around >smells like old cheese and puke >mfw realize I can smell myself through jeans >whatever.jpg >go to grocery store >cute cashier keeps sniffing and looking my direction >she's actually paying attention to me >h-------- my natural male musk is working >next few trips she always seems to be there >notice her leaning closer when I check out >starts happening with other females too >they can smell my fat d--- >some normies give me weird looks but f--- them >jfc the smell is getting stronger >pretty sure that cute cashier wants me >she covered her nose today but kept looking >definitely into me

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Chads are called chads for a reason | /r/Greentext

File: images (1).jpg (7 KB, 228x221) Go to the gym and seek self improvement ffs Anonymous 11/30/24(Sat)21:49:58 No.32380026 >be me >have best friend for 5 years >let's call him Dave >Dave has been in love with his childhood friend/crush since grade 1 >we'll call her Abigail > She is active in sports and has an excellent grade in uni >Abigail gets a boyfriend >dude is a gym Chad™ >Dave goes full rage mode >rants to me about how "Chads" steal all the girls and women only like jerks >Dave says Abigail's bf treats her like crap and sleeps with lot of women >actually met Abigail's bf >he's legit the nicest guy I've met >Christian, has never slept with women, devout but doesn't push it on anyone >major in peace studies and wants to become a charity worker abroad >dude even helped me out at the gym >went from skinny as hell to gaining 10kg in 2 months thanks to him >We play basketball together with his bros >Dave, meanwhile, is lazy, overweight, watches anime/LoL all day, and spams edgy s--- on 4chan >bro, get your act together Dave, I know you're reading this because you live on /b/. Abigail didn't pick her bf just because he's jacked. She picked him because he's actually a decent human being. Take a hard look at yourself and stop spreading lies about someone who's better than you in every way. Touch some grass, bro.
File: images (1).jpg (7 KB, 228x221) Go to the gym and seek self improvement ffs Anonymous 11/30/24(Sat)21:49:58 No.32380026 >be me >have best friend for 5 years >let's call him Dave >Dave has been in love with his childhood friend/crush since grade 1 >we'll call her Abigail > She is active in sports and has an excellent grade in uni >Abigail gets a boyfriend >dude is a gym Chad™ >Dave goes full rage mode >rants to me about how "Chads" steal all the girls and women only like jerks >Dave says Abigail's bf treats her like crap and sleeps with lot of women >actually met Abigail's bf >he's legit the nicest guy I've met >Christian, has never slept with women, devout but doesn't push it on anyone >major in peace studies and wants to become a charity worker abroad >dude even helped me out at the gym >went from skinny as hell to gaining 10kg in 2 months thanks to him >We play basketball together with his bros >Dave, meanwhile, is lazy, overweight, watches anime/LoL all day, and spams edgy s--- on 4chan >bro, get your act together Dave, I know you're reading this because you live on /b/. Abigail didn't pick her bf just because he's jacked. She picked him because he's actually a decent human being. Take a hard look at yourself and stop spreading lies about someone who's better than you in every way. Touch some grass, bro.

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Anon Needs Desperate Help | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 31 KB JPG in past 15 years >0 social skills >obese >33 11/30/24(Sat) 19:36:54 No.32382664 >NEET for basically entire life >no high school or college education >dropped out of school in 9th grade >never worked >have left house maybe 6 times >never had a face to face interaction with someone my own age throughout my teens and 20s >5'3" >never had a job >can't drive >never had friends >parents are broke so I won't inherit anything >no skills >never exercised in my entire life >have had probably fewer than 10 irl interactions within the past 20 years How do I get out of this? I've literally just played video games since dropping out of high school when I was 15. It was pretty fun but my parents' money is running out. How hard are 6 figure jobs to get? 3 Replies View Thread
Anonymous 31 KB JPG in past 15 years >0 social skills >obese >33 11/30/24(Sat) 19:36:54 No.32382664 >NEET for basically entire life >no high school or college education >dropped out of school in 9th grade >never worked >have left house maybe 6 times >never had a face to face interaction with someone my own age throughout my teens and 20s >5'3" >never had a job >can't drive >never had friends >parents are broke so I won't inherit anything >no skills >never exercised in my entire life >have had probably fewer than 10 irl interactions within the past 20 years How do I get out of this? I've literally just played video games since dropping out of high school when I was 15. It was pretty fun but my parents' money is running out. How hard are 6 figure jobs to get? 3 Replies View Thread

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Anon has a dream | /r/Greentext

File: maxresdefault.jpg (60 KB, 1280x720) W--, brain? Akira 11/23/24(Sat) 15:21:11 No.32352243 >be me >dream.exe has booted up >feels like I'm watching an anime with an extremely high budget instead of first-person >sky is light red, floor is shallow water reflecting the sky like some aesthetic shot >coolashell.jpg >Suddenly a woman appears out of nowhere >tall, has long blonde hair, amber eyes that you could lose yourself in like you were in a black hole >she's also wearing a simple, yet elegant red dress >dress isn't even lewd, but aroused for some reason >neuron_activation.exe >next thing I know, she's floating upside down >gravity does its thing as her skirt flips up >turns out she was going commando all along >her hair for some reason is unaffected, as if she wasn't upside down >cool dream physics engine, I guess >tree starts growing out of her vagina >wait_a_minute.png >it isn't a normal tree >looks part-metal, part-organic, coated with a purple-ish crimson color, and looks super edgy >branches starting zig-zagging like something straight out of Dark Souls or some s--- >all of a sudden, giant cherries Suddenly appear mid-air >branches stab the cherries, releasing a dark crimson colored blood >cuts to woman moaning softly like this is some JOI or ASMR s--- >okthisisgettingweird.jpg >cherries start moaning, loudly >like full-on LEWD moaning >"OH YES, MOMMY" >"BREED ME, MOMMY" >w--.jpg >camera slowly zooms out to show the whole woman and tree as both the woman and cherries are still moaning in one surreal shot >wake up IRL gently moaning with nut in my boxers >feelsweirdman >suspect that I was in a state of Hypnagogia, as I could feel all the sensations of my dream while knowing that I was asleep on my bed >could even feel the exact moment when I nutted while dreaming >mfw I realize my brain subconsciously made a Salvador Dali hentai Not sure if I should feel cultured or cursed by this dream
File: maxresdefault.jpg (60 KB, 1280x720) W--, brain? Akira 11/23/24(Sat) 15:21:11 No.32352243 >be me >dream.exe has booted up >feels like I'm watching an anime with an extremely high budget instead of first-person >sky is light red, floor is shallow water reflecting the sky like some aesthetic shot >coolashell.jpg >Suddenly a woman appears out of nowhere >tall, has long blonde hair, amber eyes that you could lose yourself in like you were in a black hole >she's also wearing a simple, yet elegant red dress >dress isn't even lewd, but aroused for some reason >neuron_activation.exe >next thing I know, she's floating upside down >gravity does its thing as her skirt flips up >turns out she was going commando all along >her hair for some reason is unaffected, as if she wasn't upside down >cool dream physics engine, I guess >tree starts growing out of her vagina >wait_a_minute.png >it isn't a normal tree >looks part-metal, part-organic, coated with a purple-ish crimson color, and looks super edgy >branches starting zig-zagging like something straight out of Dark Souls or some s--- >all of a sudden, giant cherries Suddenly appear mid-air >branches stab the cherries, releasing a dark crimson colored blood >cuts to woman moaning softly like this is some JOI or ASMR s--- >okthisisgettingweird.jpg >cherries start moaning, loudly >like full-on LEWD moaning >"OH YES, MOMMY" >"BREED ME, MOMMY" >w--.jpg >camera slowly zooms out to show the whole woman and tree as both the woman and cherries are still moaning in one surreal shot >wake up IRL gently moaning with nut in my boxers >feelsweirdman >suspect that I was in a state of Hypnagogia, as I could feel all the sensations of my dream while knowing that I was asleep on my bed >could even feel the exact moment when I nutted while dreaming >mfw I realize my brain subconsciously made a Salvador Dali hentai Not sure if I should feel cultured or cursed by this dream

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It probably did | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 12/01/24(Sun)17:30:56 No.696094373 1.09 MB JPG >this will increase our sale revenue
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Anon didn't like the Final Cut | /r/Greentext

pink >be me, pink floyd fan floyd the 31 KB JPG final out >1983 >new pink floyd album released >"the final cut >go out and buy record >return home >gee, let's hope it isn't about roger waters' dad dying again >start record >"tell me true, tell me why, was Jesus crucified" >great so far >"was it for this that... daddy died" >godfuckingdammit.png >rip pin off >fling record out window >well, hopefully they return to their usual quality next album
pink >be me, pink floyd fan floyd the 31 KB JPG final out >1983 >new pink floyd album released >"the final cut >go out and buy record >return home >gee, let's hope it isn't about roger waters' dad dying again >start record >"tell me true, tell me why, was Jesus crucified" >great so far >"was it for this that... daddy died" >godfuckingdammit.png >rip pin off >fling record out window >well, hopefully they return to their usual quality next album

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Anon has a lemon whore | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 58 KB JPG >be me 12/02/24(Mon) 16:37:54 No.928151270 >Live in HOA >They start harrasing me about a security camera I installed after a break in even though it's allowed >Threaten to give me fines >They drop it after I get an attorney involved >Months go by >President of the HOA is getting a fence repaired, I can see she has a lemon tree >Idea >Start hopping the fence pouring out a gallon of piss on the lemon tree >I watch as my piss nourishes the tree, sustains it >Start fertilizing the tree so the lemons grow larger >Notice she starts picking them >Eat my piss lemons bitch, f--- you
: Anonymous 58 KB JPG >be me 12/02/24(Mon) 16:37:54 No.928151270 >Live in HOA >They start harrasing me about a security camera I installed after a break in even though it's allowed >Threaten to give me fines >They drop it after I get an attorney involved >Months go by >President of the HOA is getting a fence repaired, I can see she has a lemon tree >Idea >Start hopping the fence pouring out a gallon of piss on the lemon tree >I watch as my piss nourishes the tree, sustains it >Start fertilizing the tree so the lemons grow larger >Notice she starts picking them >Eat my piss lemons bitch, f--- you

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Palling IP | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/22/24(Fri)20:00:36 No.695313456 STAR WARS OUTLAWS header.jpg 52 KB JPG >One of the most profitable IPs on the planet >Steam launch >1.3k players what went so f------ wrong?
: Anonymous 11/22/24(Fri)20:00:36 No.695313456 STAR WARS OUTLAWS header.jpg 52 KB JPG >One of the most profitable IPs on the planet >Steam launch >1.3k players what went so f------ wrong?

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Anon will be homeless | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 75 KB PNG 12/02/24(Mon) 14:53:20 No.79638606 There's nothing left for me here. I will be homeless soon. > No tears left to cry > The shame bears its weight on my back > The stress finds it's way from my head to my stomach > The pain grips me and holds me hostage > With no other options what do I do. Where do I go. What do I do now. > Years of this are ahead of me... > From childhood I thought life was more than this, yet I was wrong. What is there for me to do now?
Anonymous 75 KB PNG 12/02/24(Mon) 14:53:20 No.79638606 There's nothing left for me here. I will be homeless soon. > No tears left to cry > The shame bears its weight on my back > The stress finds it's way from my head to my stomach > The pain grips me and holds me hostage > With no other options what do I do. Where do I go. What do I do now. > Years of this are ahead of me... > From childhood I thought life was more than this, yet I was wrong. What is there for me to do now?

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