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Anonymous 6 KB JPG 12/02/21(Thu)00:24:05 No.66390963 >talk to female friend >she randomly says if she wanted me she could have me >I tell her no she couldn'tt >she gets really mad and says she could easily have me if she wanted to, practically has a fit of rage w-- happened here?
Anonymous 6 KB JPG 12/02/21(Thu)00:24:05 No.66390963 >talk to female friend >she randomly says if she wanted me she could have me >I tell her no she couldn'tt >she gets really mad and says she could easily have me if she wanted to, practically has a fit of rage w-- happened here?

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Bike Reich | /r/Greentext

Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: DGIRKsep) F--- Cyclists ▼Settings Mobile Home 11/10/24(Sun)15:42:18 No.487999666 MET 508 KB PNG >"No, I will not get out of your way and ride on the pavement, that's against the highway code" >"You must stay behind my slow ass and if you dare pass me without giving me at least 1000 feet of space, I will capture you on my GoPro and report you to the authorities!" Proceeds to: >Ignore red lights >Ignore give way lines >Ignore stop signs >Check phone >Swerve everywhere like a drunk >Ignore busses pulling out (Rule 223) >Still rides on the pavement when its convenient They're like the little bureaucrats of the road.
Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: DGIRKsep) F--- Cyclists ▼Settings Mobile Home 11/10/24(Sun)15:42:18 No.487999666 MET 508 KB PNG >"No, I will not get out of your way and ride on the pavement, that's against the highway code" >"You must stay behind my slow ass and if you dare pass me without giving me at least 1000 feet of space, I will capture you on my GoPro and report you to the authorities!" Proceeds to: >Ignore red lights >Ignore give way lines >Ignore stop signs >Check phone >Swerve everywhere like a drunk >Ignore busses pulling out (Rule 223) >Still rides on the pavement when its convenient They're like the little bureaucrats of the road.

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Anon Posts Racism on Reddit | /r/Greentext

Anonymous If North Korea was a website 11/09/24(Sat)19:04:33 No.79399517 Post is awaiting moderator approval. 18.4K 243 6 KB PNG >Make a post >It gets 18.4k updoots >I'm Karming >Literally drowning in Karm >Mods see it >They don't like it >They shut it down I hate this place Share
Anonymous If North Korea was a website 11/09/24(Sat)19:04:33 No.79399517 Post is awaiting moderator approval. 18.4K 243 6 KB PNG >Make a post >It gets 18.4k updoots >I'm Karming >Literally drowning in Karm >Mods see it >They don't like it >They shut it down I hate this place Share

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Anon is cursed | /r/Greentext

File: patric 2.jpg (29 KB, 500x375) Anonymous 11/10/24(Sun)18:36:49 No.927214587 >be me, 28M degenerate >finally got GF, she is the goth type >we are dating for a two weeks, the seks is good, the life is good >she is into crystals and s---, I hate it but she has vagina >she sees signs everywhere >the last time I was with her she showed me some cards and wanted me to help her with pendulum >I lost it, told her I cannot take this s--- anymore, called it b------- and that I break up with her >I was making fun of these things while leaving, she hissed and threw some white powder at me, "cursing me" >fast forward one week, a white dot appeared on my d--- What should I do bros? Maybe it is not a b-------. Should I go to visit a priest, or some gypsy witch to get me uncursed?I dont want my d--- to fall off. Anonymous 11/10/24(Sun)18:48:50 No.927215025 Do you have that powder? Maybe it was a coke
File: patric 2.jpg (29 KB, 500x375) Anonymous 11/10/24(Sun)18:36:49 No.927214587 >be me, 28M degenerate >finally got GF, she is the goth type >we are dating for a two weeks, the seks is good, the life is good >she is into crystals and s---, I hate it but she has vagina >she sees signs everywhere >the last time I was with her she showed me some cards and wanted me to help her with pendulum >I lost it, told her I cannot take this s--- anymore, called it b------- and that I break up with her >I was making fun of these things while leaving, she hissed and threw some white powder at me, "cursing me" >fast forward one week, a white dot appeared on my d--- What should I do bros? Maybe it is not a b-------. Should I go to visit a priest, or some gypsy witch to get me uncursed?I dont want my d--- to fall off. Anonymous 11/10/24(Sun)18:48:50 No.927215025 Do you have that powder? Maybe it was a coke

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Anon eats too many cannolis | /r/Greentext

4h (11/10/24 02:52) 79404187.4 Re - 0 Img JPG 50KB (735x702) 1728465200478805.jpg 2 Replies >got raised by a lazy mom that would shut me up with food finally move out and work really hard to overcome unhealthy habits >eat healthy for about a year >multiple family members die in a short time and i go into a depression >find comfort in food for 2 months >mfw i gained back all the weight in a fraction of the time. S--- like this makes me not wanna try anymore desu
4h (11/10/24 02:52) 79404187.4 Re - 0 Img JPG 50KB (735x702) 1728465200478805.jpg 2 Replies >got raised by a lazy mom that would shut me up with food finally move out and work really hard to overcome unhealthy habits >eat healthy for about a year >multiple family members die in a short time and i go into a depression >find comfort in food for 2 months >mfw i gained back all the weight in a fraction of the time. S--- like this makes me not wanna try anymore desu

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The Stranger Things effect | /r/Greentext

Anonymous TIM BURTON NETFLIX SERIER WEDNESDAY NOV 23 NETFLIX 98 KB JPG Anonymous 11/09/24(Sat) 19:41:57 No.205521955 >make a show about high schoolers >>205521955 (OP) # >actress turns 18 >insanely popular >wait until the actors are too old for high school to make season 2 11/09/24(Sat)19:43:23 No.205522010 >the entire nation collectively agrees she's used up I'm thinking based
Anonymous TIM BURTON NETFLIX SERIER WEDNESDAY NOV 23 NETFLIX 98 KB JPG Anonymous 11/09/24(Sat) 19:41:57 No.205521955 >make a show about high schoolers >>205521955 (OP) # >actress turns 18 >insanely popular >wait until the actors are too old for high school to make season 2 11/09/24(Sat)19:43:23 No.205522010 >the entire nation collectively agrees she's used up I'm thinking based

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Anon is not sure if steve jobs is a genius or not | /r/Greentext

rogen jeff daniels steve jobs❘ from director danny boyle and screenwriter aaron sorkin images.jpg 24 KB JPG >has the only curable form of pancreatic cancer >chooses to eat fruit instead of getting treatment >f------ dies >people hail him as a genius
rogen jeff daniels steve jobs❘ from director danny boyle and screenwriter aaron sorkin images.jpg 24 KB JPG >has the only curable form of pancreatic cancer >chooses to eat fruit instead of getting treatment >f------ dies >people hail him as a genius

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Quentin Tarantino Liked Joker 2 | /r/Greentext

File: IMG_2180.jpg (108 KB, 1000x563) Anonymous 11/10/24(Sun)20:59:50 No.205540790 >>205541052 >>205541094 >>205541714 >>205541783 >>205541805 >>205541809 >>205542123 >> >> >The entire concept, even him spending the studio's money — he's spending it like the Joker would spend it, right?And then his big surprise gift - haha! — the jack-in-the-box, when he offers you his hand for a handshake and you get a buzzer with 10,000 volts shooting you - is the comic book geeks. He's saying f--- you to all of them. He's saying f--- you to the movie audience. He's saying f--- you to Hollywood. He's saying f--- you to anybody who owns any stock at DC and Warner Brothers [...] And Todd Phillips is the Joker. Un film de Joker, all right, is what it is. He is the Joker. Anonymous 11/10/24(Sun)21:10:20 No.205541052 >>205540790 (OP) >>205541130 Apparently the premise for Joker 2 came from a dream Joaquin had where he envisioned the Joker on stage singing showtunes. https://variety.com/2024/film/features/todd-phillips-joker- 2-movie-interview-1236111122/ The fact Todd Phillips took that fruit basket's dream and subsequent desire to make it a film seriously speaks volumes. Anonymous 11/10/24(Sun)21:12:10 No.205541094 ►>>206541373 >>205540790 (OP) >the film is good because... it's bad Anonymous 11/10/24(Sun)21:44:48 No.205541805 >>205540790 (OP) >Make s----- movie on purpose >Feel like the Jonkler Anonymous 11/10/24(Sun)21:52:48 No.205541977 >dude meta Imao
File: IMG_2180.jpg (108 KB, 1000x563) Anonymous 11/10/24(Sun)20:59:50 No.205540790 >>205541052 >>205541094 >>205541714 >>205541783 >>205541805 >>205541809 >>205542123 >> >> >The entire concept, even him spending the studio's money — he's spending it like the Joker would spend it, right?And then his big surprise gift - haha! — the jack-in-the-box, when he offers you his hand for a handshake and you get a buzzer with 10,000 volts shooting you - is the comic book geeks. He's saying f--- you to all of them. He's saying f--- you to the movie audience. He's saying f--- you to Hollywood. He's saying f--- you to anybody who owns any stock at DC and Warner Brothers [...] And Todd Phillips is the Joker. Un film de Joker, all right, is what it is. He is the Joker. Anonymous 11/10/24(Sun)21:10:20 No.205541052 >>205540790 (OP) >>205541130 Apparently the premise for Joker 2 came from a dream Joaquin had where he envisioned the Joker on stage singing showtunes. https://variety.com/2024/film/features/todd-phillips-joker- 2-movie-interview-1236111122/ The fact Todd Phillips took that fruit basket's dream and subsequent desire to make it a film seriously speaks volumes. Anonymous 11/10/24(Sun)21:12:10 No.205541094 ►>>206541373 >>205540790 (OP) >the film is good because... it's bad Anonymous 11/10/24(Sun)21:44:48 No.205541805 >>205540790 (OP) >Make s----- movie on purpose >Feel like the Jonkler Anonymous 11/10/24(Sun)21:52:48 No.205541977 >dude meta Imao

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Anon is a virgin | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 296 KB PNG 11/10/24(Sun)21:43:07 No.79404115 i dont think anyone will ever want to have sex how i would want to do it, like i would be yelling YAHOO and IM GONNA SPURRRRMMMMM and going AWOOOOOOGA looking at the booba and I WUV YOU I WUV YOU UR MINE UR MINE GIMME GIMME GIMME MUAH 6 Replies / 1 Image Anonymous View Thread 11/10/24(Sun)21:51:08 No.79404176 i would let Finn Mertens do this to me
Anonymous 296 KB PNG 11/10/24(Sun)21:43:07 No.79404115 i dont think anyone will ever want to have sex how i would want to do it, like i would be yelling YAHOO and IM GONNA SPURRRRMMMMM and going AWOOOOOOGA looking at the booba and I WUV YOU I WUV YOU UR MINE UR MINE GIMME GIMME GIMME MUAH 6 Replies / 1 Image Anonymous View Thread 11/10/24(Sun)21:51:08 No.79404176 i would let Finn Mertens do this to me

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The future is artificial | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/30/24(Wed)15:47:57 No.693277702 VE THE DA SOIL CIVILIANS What the f--- are you doing? My brother died at the Battle of Hoover Dam. You're desecrating a war memorial. [Speech 30] My apologies. It was rude and disrespectful of me to do that. You're a little bitch and your brother was, too. Yeah, whatever. Private Kowalski rpg.jpg 123 KB JPG >Generative Al will eventually be integrated in RPGS >Players will be able to make their own dialogue instead of selecting premade lines. >I will finally be able to call NPCs f------. The future is bright, bros.
: Anonymous 10/30/24(Wed)15:47:57 No.693277702 VE THE DA SOIL CIVILIANS What the f--- are you doing? My brother died at the Battle of Hoover Dam. You're desecrating a war memorial. [Speech 30] My apologies. It was rude and disrespectful of me to do that. You're a little bitch and your brother was, too. Yeah, whatever. Private Kowalski rpg.jpg 123 KB JPG >Generative Al will eventually be integrated in RPGS >Players will be able to make their own dialogue instead of selecting premade lines. >I will finally be able to call NPCs f------. The future is bright, bros.

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This is what misogyny does to a mf | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous DAR ORANGE PERDE 229 KB JPG slaves. 1 Reply : Anonymous >>79403889 (OP) # 11/10/24(Sun)18:09:01 No.79403889 >enslave women >death penalty for homosexuals and transsexuals >use IVF to make sure there are always more girls born than boys It would be that easy to create a utopia. Every man could have his own harem of pretty girls while all the ugly ones are used as field View Thread 11/10/24(Sun)18:10:20 No.79403897 You have to deal with Simps and Cucks first. While weak, they are great in number
: Anonymous DAR ORANGE PERDE 229 KB JPG slaves. 1 Reply : Anonymous >>79403889 (OP) # 11/10/24(Sun)18:09:01 No.79403889 >enslave women >death penalty for homosexuals and transsexuals >use IVF to make sure there are always more girls born than boys It would be that easy to create a utopia. Every man could have his own harem of pretty girls while all the ugly ones are used as field View Thread 11/10/24(Sun)18:10:20 No.79403897 You have to deal with Simps and Cucks first. While weak, they are great in number

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Anon is a gaycel | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous i want to feel the touch of a (...) 429 KB PNG my fragile wrists 06/26/24(Wed)19:48:10 No.36313239 i want to feel the touch of a man i want to feel his arms gently caress my torso like a glove i want to feel the warmth of his breath down my spine i want to sit still on his lap and know that i'm his i want to feel his hands cusp around i want to feel him overpower me, but be secure in knowing he would never hurt me i want him to comfort me and let me know that he'll protect me no matter what i want to hear him whisper in my ear that i'm his babyboy i want to serve him and make him happy i'm scared. i don't want to be alone anymore. i don't want to need other people anymore. i don't want to desire connection anymore. i don't want to desire anything anymore. i just want the hurting to stop, and i don't know how t make it stop. please make it stop.
: Anonymous i want to feel the touch of a (...) 429 KB PNG my fragile wrists 06/26/24(Wed)19:48:10 No.36313239 i want to feel the touch of a man i want to feel his arms gently caress my torso like a glove i want to feel the warmth of his breath down my spine i want to sit still on his lap and know that i'm his i want to feel his hands cusp around i want to feel him overpower me, but be secure in knowing he would never hurt me i want him to comfort me and let me know that he'll protect me no matter what i want to hear him whisper in my ear that i'm his babyboy i want to serve him and make him happy i'm scared. i don't want to be alone anymore. i don't want to need other people anymore. i don't want to desire connection anymore. i don't want to desire anything anymore. i just want the hurting to stop, and i don't know how t make it stop. please make it stop.

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Anon needs a better GPS | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 03/24/15(Tue)12:55:54 No.288134097 >>288120126 >Driving home from work >Decide to take the new highway that has opened >>288146287 >See ominous mesh of concrete and steel getting closer and closer >take big gulp >GPS cowers in fear >calm down and just say "follow the signs" and take a slow breath >get on first entrance ramp >"F---" I say as I think I was supposed to take the one 1/8th of a mile further >Say f--- and try to turn onto one of the side ramps >Get stuck in a loop >GPS is crying in the corner, no help at all >Keep turning onto different ramps >pretty sure one sign wants me to jump off the railing onto the ramp below >keep up pattern for 45 minutes >Get call from wife asking where I am >Tell here; purgatory >Keep driving and driving till I run out of gas >Notice other people have stopped and are out of gas too >We welcome our new home in our concrete prison Anonymous 03/24/15(Tue)14:55:30 No.288146287 >>288147108 >>288134097 >Sixteen years pass >those born after the great influx are now old enough to take the trial to become considered adults >everyone is crowded around the trial grounds in preperation for the event >a pair of stray dogs are roasting on a spit >suddenly a spear whizzes past the head of the medicine man and embeds itself in the leg of a pregnant woman >her scream silences the festivities >it's the bastards from the southeaster triangle >they hit hard and fast, but are easily repelled due to their inferior numbers >A counter-attack grows ever closer, and the entirety of this hellish place shall belong to those that deserve it >such is life on the interchange www
Anonymous 03/24/15(Tue)12:55:54 No.288134097 >>288120126 >Driving home from work >Decide to take the new highway that has opened >>288146287 >See ominous mesh of concrete and steel getting closer and closer >take big gulp >GPS cowers in fear >calm down and just say "follow the signs" and take a slow breath >get on first entrance ramp >"F---" I say as I think I was supposed to take the one 1/8th of a mile further >Say f--- and try to turn onto one of the side ramps >Get stuck in a loop >GPS is crying in the corner, no help at all >Keep turning onto different ramps >pretty sure one sign wants me to jump off the railing onto the ramp below >keep up pattern for 45 minutes >Get call from wife asking where I am >Tell here; purgatory >Keep driving and driving till I run out of gas >Notice other people have stopped and are out of gas too >We welcome our new home in our concrete prison Anonymous 03/24/15(Tue)14:55:30 No.288146287 >>288147108 >>288134097 >Sixteen years pass >those born after the great influx are now old enough to take the trial to become considered adults >everyone is crowded around the trial grounds in preperation for the event >a pair of stray dogs are roasting on a spit >suddenly a spear whizzes past the head of the medicine man and embeds itself in the leg of a pregnant woman >her scream silences the festivities >it's the bastards from the southeaster triangle >they hit hard and fast, but are easily repelled due to their inferior numbers >A counter-attack grows ever closer, and the entirety of this hellish place shall belong to those that deserve it >such is life on the interchange www

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Anon is chronically online but his brain is chronically offline | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 186 KB PNG [Advertise on 4chan] >be me 11/09/24(Sat) 18:25:24 No.9271 >Been going to therapist >Boring as s--- and useless >He recommended I start cbt ( cognitive behavioral therapy) >I blurt out "c--- and ball torture" >He looks at me >Why did I f------ say that I need to cut my internet usage f---
Anonymous 186 KB PNG [Advertise on 4chan] >be me 11/09/24(Sat) 18:25:24 No.9271 >Been going to therapist >Boring as s--- and useless >He recommended I start cbt ( cognitive behavioral therapy) >I blurt out "c--- and ball torture" >He looks at me >Why did I f------ say that I need to cut my internet usage f---

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Anon just wants to play games | /r/Greentext

483 KB JPG >new person joins friend group >really annoying >she says racist s--- all the time >she works in health care research or some bio chem s--- >overshares constantly and always wants to be the centre of attention >spend two weeks clipping everything she says >one of the clips she calls her manager a n----- >send it to her work email with a fake email >email was named after one of her simps in our group >she joins the next day screaming about how simp ruined her life and career >simp and her stopped joining discord >get to play video games with my bros again without constant simping and everyone scrambing to get her attention >life is good again
483 KB JPG >new person joins friend group >really annoying >she says racist s--- all the time >she works in health care research or some bio chem s--- >overshares constantly and always wants to be the centre of attention >spend two weeks clipping everything she says >one of the clips she calls her manager a n----- >send it to her work email with a fake email >email was named after one of her simps in our group >she joins the next day screaming about how simp ruined her life and career >simp and her stopped joining discord >get to play video games with my bros again without constant simping and everyone scrambing to get her attention >life is good again

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Anon is a screamer | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 3(Mon)05:49:30 No.183107860 Close aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAHHHH 04/17/23(Mon)05:51:09 No.183107892 Anonymous >>183107860 (OP) # How did he get louder the further he went down the shaft. >>183109510 # Anonymous >>183107892 # 04/17/23(Mon)07:11:27 No. 183109510 Lol he got more scared idiot so he screamed louder 907
: Anonymous 3(Mon)05:49:30 No.183107860 Close aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAHHHH 04/17/23(Mon)05:51:09 No.183107892 Anonymous >>183107860 (OP) # How did he get louder the further he went down the shaft. >>183109510 # Anonymous >>183107892 # 04/17/23(Mon)07:11:27 No. 183109510 Lol he got more scared idiot so he screamed louder 907

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Anon rewatches Back to the Future | /r/Greentext

Anonymous AUTO Biff DETA 11/09/24(Sat)00:36:29 No.205454898 >look up school bully on social media >has a trad family, nice car and promising career What the f---, corny films lied to T 840 38 103 KB JPG me!
Anonymous AUTO Biff DETA 11/09/24(Sat)00:36:29 No.205454898 >look up school bully on social media >has a trad family, nice car and promising career What the f---, corny films lied to T 840 38 103 KB JPG me!

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Was she cruel though? | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 10/28/24(Mon)03:41:25 No.204922999 Quasiphoebuseseme.png 157 KB PNG >I know you saved my life and all but i would rather f--- the guy who has little screen presence what a cruel bitch
Anonymous 10/28/24(Mon)03:41:25 No.204922999 Quasiphoebuseseme.png 157 KB PNG >I know you saved my life and all but i would rather f--- the guy who has little screen presence what a cruel bitch

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Anon based | /r/Greentext

924 KB JPG >Yeah, I bought all the tickets for the movie, no couples kissing on my watch.
924 KB JPG >Yeah, I bought all the tickets for the movie, no couples kissing on my watch.

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It's over 9000 tbh | /r/Greentext

>>862566412 (OP) # >imagination is blitzing, literally can't stop conjuring images >enjoy everything >food tastes better every day >can't find time for all my hobbies >every day is special >I do so much engaging and productive stuff each day, can't wait for the next one >Stopped feeling sorry about myself and started forming many meaningful friendships >Music is an emotional journey not translatable into words >Horny like a hog who found the viagra stash >Tons of energy, and the motivation keeps me going even when the energy runs out >Physical health keeps peaking, doctors say I'm wasting their time >My mind is a pool of clear water I sail a mojo fueled yatch on >Sleep 8 hours of uninterupted sleep every night and wake up rested and serene >Everything I loved that's gone keep getting filled by new things I love >I don't think about what's me because life is just too sweet to not instead cherish the moments >I will be one day freed from this earth and I am fine with it and will go with peace Get on my f------ level OP, if I can do it you can to it.
>>862566412 (OP) # >imagination is blitzing, literally can't stop conjuring images >enjoy everything >food tastes better every day >can't find time for all my hobbies >every day is special >I do so much engaging and productive stuff each day, can't wait for the next one >Stopped feeling sorry about myself and started forming many meaningful friendships >Music is an emotional journey not translatable into words >Horny like a hog who found the viagra stash >Tons of energy, and the motivation keeps me going even when the energy runs out >Physical health keeps peaking, doctors say I'm wasting their time >My mind is a pool of clear water I sail a mojo fueled yatch on >Sleep 8 hours of uninterupted sleep every night and wake up rested and serene >Everything I loved that's gone keep getting filled by new things I love >I don't think about what's me because life is just too sweet to not instead cherish the moments >I will be one day freed from this earth and I am fine with it and will go with peace Get on my f------ level OP, if I can do it you can to it.

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