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F--- MARI #1, No. 31789023 Yesterday 12 ALL MY HOMIES LOVE MARI e3l0t216y3q91 JPG 828x750 117.0 kB >be me >38 year old woman >a friend of mine has a son who's 22 years old >I first met this friend 18 years ago >the son was four >the first time I met the boy, I was obese at the time (started losing weight in 2010 and have been skinny as a rail since 2012) >the first time I saw him, he pointed at me and went "You're fat! Gwoss! You're so gwoss! Ewww!" >deeply hurt >only see him a few times after that, never talk much >a few days ago he sent me an email apologizing for it (I guess his mom told him the story) >"I'm sorry for being an a------ kid and hurting your feelings back then. You probably didn't expect someone to insult you out of nowhere like that" >etc etc Should I forgive him? I'm still kind of sore, honestly... would "I appreciate the apology but I just can't forgive you" be too harsh of a response? 3 replies
F--- MARI #1, No. 31789023 Yesterday 12 ALL MY HOMIES LOVE MARI e3l0t216y3q91 JPG 828x750 117.0 kB >be me >38 year old woman >a friend of mine has a son who's 22 years old >I first met this friend 18 years ago >the son was four >the first time I met the boy, I was obese at the time (started losing weight in 2010 and have been skinny as a rail since 2012) >the first time I saw him, he pointed at me and went "You're fat! Gwoss! You're so gwoss! Ewww!" >deeply hurt >only see him a few times after that, never talk much >a few days ago he sent me an email apologizing for it (I guess his mom told him the story) >"I'm sorry for being an a------ kid and hurting your feelings back then. You probably didn't expect someone to insult you out of nowhere like that" >etc etc Should I forgive him? I'm still kind of sore, honestly... would "I appreciate the apology but I just can't forgive you" be too harsh of a response? 3 replies

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Anon the magical mirror | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 08/11/24(Sun)01:56:54 No.202357400 Sand Brown.jpg 325 KB JPG >Magic mirror on the wall. Who is the fairest of them all? >The 11/10 bombshell Gal Gadot? >Or the brown Snow White? With eyes so far apart they have their own zip codes FFS I know who the mirror is choosing, and it sure isnt Snow Wide eyes
Anonymous 08/11/24(Sun)01:56:54 No.202357400 Sand Brown.jpg 325 KB JPG >Magic mirror on the wall. Who is the fairest of them all? >The 11/10 bombshell Gal Gadot? >Or the brown Snow White? With eyes so far apart they have their own zip codes FFS I know who the mirror is choosing, and it sure isnt Snow Wide eyes

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Anon is not an incel | /r/Greentext

File: frogsmile.png (528 KB, 3168x3080) Anonymous 08/11/24(Sun)15:10:58 No.78458649 >chinlet >balding >noodle arms >gyno >nerd neck >sperg >low IQ >can barely hold conversation even with other autists >can't grow beard >pretty much blind without glasses >tiny p----- Thank God I am not an incel though since I am 6'7"
File: frogsmile.png (528 KB, 3168x3080) Anonymous 08/11/24(Sun)15:10:58 No.78458649 >chinlet >balding >noodle arms >gyno >nerd neck >sperg >low IQ >can barely hold conversation even with other autists >can't grow beard >pretty much blind without glasses >tiny p----- Thank God I am not an incel though since I am 6'7"

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Anon is a man. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 08/09/24 (Fri)12:07:28 No.78440694 >have bpd >have suicidal ideation >extremely needy and dependent >low self esteem >self harm >none of this is considered cute because i'm a disgusting man 773 KB PNG it's over
Anonymous 08/09/24 (Fri)12:07:28 No.78440694 >have bpd >have suicidal ideation >extremely needy and dependent >low self esteem >self harm >none of this is considered cute because i'm a disgusting man 773 KB PNG it's over

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Anon touches grass | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 19 KB JPG 10 Replies 3 Images 08/02/24(Fri)14:36:31 No.2760706 >go outside for once in the woods >Wowww it's beautiful!!! >Be in one spot for 5 minutes >Be bit by tons of mosquitos >Be rly itchy Wow nature f------ sucks Imao View Thread
Anonymous 19 KB JPG 10 Replies 3 Images 08/02/24(Fri)14:36:31 No.2760706 >go outside for once in the woods >Wowww it's beautiful!!! >Be in one spot for 5 minutes >Be bit by tons of mosquitos >Be rly itchy Wow nature f------ sucks Imao View Thread

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Patriotic Firestorm | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/19/24(Fri)18:15:08 No.201455927 CKY images.png 4 KB PNG >Write one of the best riffs in rock history >Suck s--- for the rest of their career What did they mean by this?
: Anonymous 07/19/24(Fri)18:15:08 No.201455927 CKY images.png 4 KB PNG >Write one of the best riffs in rock history >Suck s--- for the rest of their career What did they mean by this?

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Anon has schizophrenia | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 03/15/21(Mon)18:02:00 No.15768003 How do I cook this massive Wal Mart steak? 2.4 MB JPG Anonymous >>15768003 (OP) # 03/15/21(Mon)18:06:28 No.15768042 >massive - mass - Massachusetts >Wal Mart - Wal - Walled >Cook crook- crooked >steak - stake- wood- woods I know this is your way of telling me that I was wrong and I don't find it very funny. Maybe you won't find it funny anymore now that I let everyone see what you're doing. I'm not afraid of you anymore and I have nothing left to lose. >>15768066 # >>15768117 # >>15768172 # >>15768585 #
Anonymous 03/15/21(Mon)18:02:00 No.15768003 How do I cook this massive Wal Mart steak? 2.4 MB JPG Anonymous >>15768003 (OP) # 03/15/21(Mon)18:06:28 No.15768042 >massive - mass - Massachusetts >Wal Mart - Wal - Walled >Cook crook- crooked >steak - stake- wood- woods I know this is your way of telling me that I was wrong and I don't find it very funny. Maybe you won't find it funny anymore now that I let everyone see what you're doing. I'm not afraid of you anymore and I have nothing left to lose. >>15768066 # >>15768117 # >>15768172 # >>15768585 #

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Majestic impotence | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: e/3E4/In) 08/07/24(Wed)06:43:47 No.477273299 King Charles_III_(July_2023).jpg 180 KB JPG >does literally nothing as his realm burns daily reminder Kings used to lead their men into battle. The f--- happened Imao
Anonymous (ID: e/3E4/In) 08/07/24(Wed)06:43:47 No.477273299 King Charles_III_(July_2023).jpg 180 KB JPG >does literally nothing as his realm burns daily reminder Kings used to lead their men into battle. The f--- happened Imao

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Anon, a huge amount of water and a heavy dose of laxatives is usually enough to break these kinds of issues. You’re just going to be glued to the toilet for a few hours. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous DO NOT ONLY EAT PROTEIN BARS Normal Bladder. Impacted 72 KB JPG Im poor -Uterus Rectum >Start s------- less 08/09/24(Fri)22:18:29 No.74875553 Holy f--- I cant stress this enough don't eat just protein bars >Be me >Two months ago find new protein bar that is only 150 calories but 20g of protein >F--- it gonna just eat these cause >Notice my gut growing >Cut down on protein bars but s--- stopped coming out of my ass >Uh oh >Go to doctor >Fecal impaction >They give me laxatives and wait an hour >Nothing >They shove a tube up my ass and give me an enema >Feels kinda good ngl >A little bit comes out, but not enough >Get rushed to surgery >Take out 25lbs of s--- >Leave with 100k in medical debt Jesus Christ this was the worst idea ive ever had. Please dont eat only protein bars just eat some fiber
Anonymous DO NOT ONLY EAT PROTEIN BARS Normal Bladder. Impacted 72 KB JPG Im poor -Uterus Rectum >Start s------- less 08/09/24(Fri)22:18:29 No.74875553 Holy f--- I cant stress this enough don't eat just protein bars >Be me >Two months ago find new protein bar that is only 150 calories but 20g of protein >F--- it gonna just eat these cause >Notice my gut growing >Cut down on protein bars but s--- stopped coming out of my ass >Uh oh >Go to doctor >Fecal impaction >They give me laxatives and wait an hour >Nothing >They shove a tube up my ass and give me an enema >Feels kinda good ngl >A little bit comes out, but not enough >Get rushed to surgery >Take out 25lbs of s--- >Leave with 100k in medical debt Jesus Christ this was the worst idea ive ever had. Please dont eat only protein bars just eat some fiber

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Anon's lunch is ruined | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10 KB JPG 08/09/24(Fri)10:47:53 No.922609216 >tfw I cooked my favorite food yesterday so today I can have a nice lunch at work, and forgot to pack it into my backpack before leaving home. Man f--- my life
: Anonymous 10 KB JPG 08/09/24(Fri)10:47:53 No.922609216 >tfw I cooked my favorite food yesterday so today I can have a nice lunch at work, and forgot to pack it into my backpack before leaving home. Man f--- my life

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Anon on Sidis. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: mHwqYtwk ) Waste of high iq in political (...) 33 KB JPG > Be me 08/09/24 (Fri)09:09:31 No.477611178 > Born in 1898, IQ between 250-300 > Child prodigy, reading by age 2, Harvard by age 11 > Math genius, giving lectures on 4D space as a teen > Everyone expects me to revolutionize science or something > Get tired of all the pressure and attention > Finish Harvard, but just want a normal life > Say screw it, decide to live low-key > Take low-paying jobs like clerk and machine operator > Write books under pseudonyms, no one knows it's me > Everyone thinks I'm a failure because I didn't cure cancer or something > Die at 46, mostly forgotten > High IQ, but just wanted to be left alone >mfw smartest guy alive just wants to chill
Anonymous (ID: mHwqYtwk ) Waste of high iq in political (...) 33 KB JPG > Be me 08/09/24 (Fri)09:09:31 No.477611178 > Born in 1898, IQ between 250-300 > Child prodigy, reading by age 2, Harvard by age 11 > Math genius, giving lectures on 4D space as a teen > Everyone expects me to revolutionize science or something > Get tired of all the pressure and attention > Finish Harvard, but just want a normal life > Say screw it, decide to live low-key > Take low-paying jobs like clerk and machine operator > Write books under pseudonyms, no one knows it's me > Everyone thinks I'm a failure because I didn't cure cancer or something > Die at 46, mostly forgotten > High IQ, but just wanted to be left alone >mfw smartest guy alive just wants to chill

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Anon misses her dad (cameo from crystal cafe) | /r/Greentext

I miss my dad Anonymous 5 days 115679 [Reply] my dad died about 10 years ago. I'm 27 now and just A found one of his old books while moving. I miss him a lot f--- my mom. Anonymous 5 days 115680 >>115685 >>115679 what'd your mom do Anonymous 5 days 115685 >>115680 drove him to drink and then that killed him Anonymous 14 hours 115850 >>115679 That sucks I hope you can feel better
I miss my dad Anonymous 5 days 115679 [Reply] my dad died about 10 years ago. I'm 27 now and just A found one of his old books while moving. I miss him a lot f--- my mom. Anonymous 5 days 115680 >>115685 >>115679 what'd your mom do Anonymous 5 days 115685 >>115680 drove him to drink and then that killed him Anonymous 14 hours 115850 >>115679 That sucks I hope you can feel better

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Anon is a hero | /r/Greentext

45 KB JPG > be middle school loner with no friends > close to summer holidays > all students were told to read the book > having nothing better to do, read it > because school is inviting the obscure author of the book > he was the guest speaker during assembly > principal asks the school about what we thought of his book and questions about it > quiet, awkward silence > people were muttering nobody read it > felt bad for the author > told the author I enjoyed it and answered the questions > one question after another, only I answered > author was happy that I knew about the details > school staff felt less embarassed > after assembly classmates started to make fun of me > called kiss ass and book worm etc. > got the nickname ass-worm for the rest of the middle school mfw made an obscure author proud of his work in exchange of my dignity in middle school
45 KB JPG > be middle school loner with no friends > close to summer holidays > all students were told to read the book > having nothing better to do, read it > because school is inviting the obscure author of the book > he was the guest speaker during assembly > principal asks the school about what we thought of his book and questions about it > quiet, awkward silence > people were muttering nobody read it > felt bad for the author > told the author I enjoyed it and answered the questions > one question after another, only I answered > author was happy that I knew about the details > school staff felt less embarassed > after assembly classmates started to make fun of me > called kiss ass and book worm etc. > got the nickname ass-worm for the rest of the middle school mfw made an obscure author proud of his work in exchange of my dignity in middle school

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Anon makes food | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 16 KB JPG entire week 07/09/19(Tue)21:16:15 No.804264433 >be me >live with roommates >decide I'm tired of being a fat p------------ and start going to the gym >buy a s--- ton of healthier food >start doing meal prep for the >have a lot of s--- cooking at once >roommate walks in with one of her friends >"wow anon there's a lot of smoke in here" >turn on the fans and continue cooking >a few minutes later she comes back in >"anon w-- you're gonna set off the smoke alarms" >whyamialwaysafuckingbother.jpg >she starts opening the windows >her friend comes in the kitchen and starts watching me cook for a few seconds >smiles at me and says "well anon I think everything looks and smells amazing" >instantsmile.png >honestly the highlight of my day It's the little things anons
Anonymous 16 KB JPG entire week 07/09/19(Tue)21:16:15 No.804264433 >be me >live with roommates >decide I'm tired of being a fat p------------ and start going to the gym >buy a s--- ton of healthier food >start doing meal prep for the >have a lot of s--- cooking at once >roommate walks in with one of her friends >"wow anon there's a lot of smoke in here" >turn on the fans and continue cooking >a few minutes later she comes back in >"anon w-- you're gonna set off the smoke alarms" >whyamialwaysafuckingbother.jpg >she starts opening the windows >her friend comes in the kitchen and starts watching me cook for a few seconds >smiles at me and says "well anon I think everything looks and smells amazing" >instantsmile.png >honestly the highlight of my day It's the little things anons

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Anon likes kitties | /r/Greentext

65.3 KB JPG >be me >recently started college >make zero friends >feel kind of depressed >decide to start going for walks >there are a lot of kitties out in my city >they are friendly >see kitties every day >most let me pet them >verysoft.jpg >loudpurring.mp3 >feel a little happier >thank you kitties
65.3 KB JPG >be me >recently started college >make zero friends >feel kind of depressed >decide to start going for walks >there are a lot of kitties out in my city >they are friendly >see kitties every day >most let me pet them >verysoft.jpg >loudpurring.mp3 >feel a little happier >thank you kitties

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Anon is a good guy | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 575 KB JPG 07/21/19(Sun)20:42:51 No.805223939 >17th bday >the bois got tired of me being a virgin >they gave a slut at our school 500 USD to f--- me >they locked us in a room together >i give her a hug and tell her "Your better than this" >she cries and gives me a peck in the cheek Crisis avoided and kept my virginity
Anonymous 575 KB JPG 07/21/19(Sun)20:42:51 No.805223939 >17th bday >the bois got tired of me being a virgin >they gave a slut at our school 500 USD to f--- me >they locked us in a room together >i give her a hug and tell her "Your better than this" >she cries and gives me a peck in the cheek Crisis avoided and kept my virginity

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Anon is Visited by Family | /r/Greentext

File: 71f1liZELOL._AC_UF894,100(...).jpg (96 KB, 704x1000) MEL BROOKS' SADDLES 15 Never Give A Sage An Eyn Break Anonymous 08/10/24(Sat)21:05:42 No.202350838 >Be me >Have hyper religious grandpa (Seventh Day Adventist). Attends a church more Adventist than any other church in the state. >Super hard working. Still owns a VHS player and old timey TV >His entire film collection is G rated. Mostly stuff like Pollyanna and SDA sermons and seminars. >There's super strict guidelines regarding what my retarded cousin they take care of is allowed to watch. >He comes down south to visit with Grandma and a retarded cousin they both take care of. >We all bundle up in the car and go to Steak and Shake. >In the drive thru he makes a sex joke ("Why buy the cow when the milk is free") and gets scolded by grandma. >After we get our shakes I ask him what his favorite movie is and he says Blazing Saddles. Damn. I guess there was more to my grandpa than meets the eye.
File: 71f1liZELOL._AC_UF894,100(...).jpg (96 KB, 704x1000) MEL BROOKS' SADDLES 15 Never Give A Sage An Eyn Break Anonymous 08/10/24(Sat)21:05:42 No.202350838 >Be me >Have hyper religious grandpa (Seventh Day Adventist). Attends a church more Adventist than any other church in the state. >Super hard working. Still owns a VHS player and old timey TV >His entire film collection is G rated. Mostly stuff like Pollyanna and SDA sermons and seminars. >There's super strict guidelines regarding what my retarded cousin they take care of is allowed to watch. >He comes down south to visit with Grandma and a retarded cousin they both take care of. >We all bundle up in the car and go to Steak and Shake. >In the drive thru he makes a sex joke ("Why buy the cow when the milk is free") and gets scolded by grandma. >After we get our shakes I ask him what his favorite movie is and he says Blazing Saddles. Damn. I guess there was more to my grandpa than meets the eye.

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Thanks /b/ now Im depressed... | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 115 KB JPG 08/10/24(Sat) 19:42:20 No.922689099 >be me >late 20s >5ft 4 >make little over 20k a year >cut that by a 3rd thanks to child support >forced to live with a parent who hates me just to survive >parent is also a hoarder >constantly surrounded by junk >barely in my kid's life due her mother fighting tooth n nail to keep it so >can't find a new gf due to everything listed above >I basically have completely given up and just waiting to die at this point Hell I don't even know why Im making this post. Maybe someone will see it and feel better about themselves comparing their lives to mine.
Anonymous 115 KB JPG 08/10/24(Sat) 19:42:20 No.922689099 >be me >late 20s >5ft 4 >make little over 20k a year >cut that by a 3rd thanks to child support >forced to live with a parent who hates me just to survive >parent is also a hoarder >constantly surrounded by junk >barely in my kid's life due her mother fighting tooth n nail to keep it so >can't find a new gf due to everything listed above >I basically have completely given up and just waiting to die at this point Hell I don't even know why Im making this post. Maybe someone will see it and feel better about themselves comparing their lives to mine.

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Anon talks about American SMO | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: SRJG9f1H) [⭑ day 897 286 KB JPG 08/09/24(Fri)17:17:41 No.477667019 >day 897 of the three day special operation to denazify Mexico >Mexico has invaded Arizona, they're mere kilometers outside of Tuscon >Another Apache has been taken out with a drone purchased off Temu >Joe Biden broadcasts a meeting with the joint chiefs where they all shrug their shoulders and say everything is fine, Joe Biden looks visibly shaken >Biden goes on TV and says Katie Hobbs needs to figure it the f--- out, Arizona is her problem >American troops just said f--- it and left, hundreds have surrendered to the Mexicans >CNN keeps live broadcasting positions of entire American tank columns, unaware that the Mexicans do, in fact, own televisions >Mexico, unsurprisingly, wipes out said tank column >Mark Milley hasn't been seen in two days >Another flawless victory for America
Anonymous (ID: SRJG9f1H) [⭑ day 897 286 KB JPG 08/09/24(Fri)17:17:41 No.477667019 >day 897 of the three day special operation to denazify Mexico >Mexico has invaded Arizona, they're mere kilometers outside of Tuscon >Another Apache has been taken out with a drone purchased off Temu >Joe Biden broadcasts a meeting with the joint chiefs where they all shrug their shoulders and say everything is fine, Joe Biden looks visibly shaken >Biden goes on TV and says Katie Hobbs needs to figure it the f--- out, Arizona is her problem >American troops just said f--- it and left, hundreds have surrendered to the Mexicans >CNN keeps live broadcasting positions of entire American tank columns, unaware that the Mexicans do, in fact, own televisions >Mexico, unsurprisingly, wipes out said tank column >Mark Milley hasn't been seen in two days >Another flawless victory for America

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Anon hates Redditors. | /r/Greentext

Halot 278 KB JPG 08/09/24(Fri)14:01:59 No.78441789 >see some art on reddit >subject is a female with large breasts >look at comments >Imagine the back pain! >That's unrealistic! >r/mendrawingwomen >eye roll emoji >other b------- So women with big boobs just don't exist? And you are not allowed to draw or enjoy big boobs? Meanwhile women can talk about how much they love big d---- and shame men with small d---- with no problems. I hate redditors so much redditor kys kys kys die die die. F------. Anonymous 08/09/24(Fri)14:11:03 No.78441874 >I went to the retard website and it's full of retards, what the f--- is happening?!?!
Halot 278 KB JPG 08/09/24(Fri)14:01:59 No.78441789 >see some art on reddit >subject is a female with large breasts >look at comments >Imagine the back pain! >That's unrealistic! >r/mendrawingwomen >eye roll emoji >other b------- So women with big boobs just don't exist? And you are not allowed to draw or enjoy big boobs? Meanwhile women can talk about how much they love big d---- and shame men with small d---- with no problems. I hate redditors so much redditor kys kys kys die die die. F------. Anonymous 08/09/24(Fri)14:11:03 No.78441874 >I went to the retard website and it's full of retards, what the f--- is happening?!?!

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