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Greentext Stories - Anon, a huge amount of water and a heavy dose of laxatives is usually enough to break these kinds of issues. You’re just going to be glued to the toilet for a few hours. | /r/Greentext

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Anonymous DO NOT ONLY EAT PROTEIN BARS Normal Bladder. Impacted 72 KB JPG Im poor -Uterus Rectum >Start s------- less 08/09/24(Fri)22:18:29 No.74875553 Holy f--- I cant stress this enough don't eat just protein bars >Be me >Two months ago find new protein bar that is only 150 calories but 20g of protein >F--- it gonna just eat these cause >Notice my gut growing >Cut down on protein bars but s--- stopped coming out of my ass >Uh oh >Go to doctor >Fecal impaction >They give me laxatives and wait an hour >Nothing >They shove a tube up my ass and give me an enema >Feels kinda good ngl >A little bit comes out, but not enough >Get rushed to surgery >Take out 25lbs of s--- >Leave with 100k in medical debt Jesus Christ this was the worst idea ive ever had. Please dont eat only protein bars just eat some fiber

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