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Anon's parents thought he's gay | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/03/23(Mon)21:50:01 No.73888947 1688392153604.jpg 76 KB JPG >tell parents I'm heterosexual >they've been crying for an hour thinking I'm gay how educated are your parents
: Anonymous 07/03/23(Mon)21:50:01 No.73888947 1688392153604.jpg 76 KB JPG >tell parents I'm heterosexual >they've been crying for an hour thinking I'm gay how educated are your parents

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anon gets blocked... | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 33 KB JPG 07/16/23(Sun)22:23:08 No.29372061 >message female friend that lives overseas once in like, 6-12 months usually response to her story or whatever >pretty clear that she doesn't really want anything to do with me anymore, which is fine and I'm cool with people move on >one day she just blocks me Ultimately it doesn't really affect my life but it still kinda feels bad that she felt uncomfortable enough to block me like that.
: Anonymous 33 KB JPG 07/16/23(Sun)22:23:08 No.29372061 >message female friend that lives overseas once in like, 6-12 months usually response to her story or whatever >pretty clear that she doesn't really want anything to do with me anymore, which is fine and I'm cool with people move on >one day she just blocks me Ultimately it doesn't really affect my life but it still kinda feels bad that she felt uncomfortable enough to block me like that.

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Anon is confused | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/28/23(Tue)07:06:56 No.34199147 flat,800x800,075,f.jpg 71 KB JPG >go to a camping trip by yourself in the woods >spend the night there >days later casually check your phone >there are pictures of you sleeping in your sleep bag What gives
: Anonymous 02/28/23(Tue)07:06:56 No.34199147 flat,800x800,075,f.jpg 71 KB JPG >go to a camping trip by yourself in the woods >spend the night there >days later casually check your phone >there are pictures of you sleeping in your sleep bag What gives

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Aron is a prmavirgin | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 97 KB JPG 01/16/22(Sun)02:29:10 No.67007794 >be 20 y/o permavirgin >horny 24/7 >no attention from girls >get desperate thinking im gonna die a virgin >might aswell go full h--- >start to hit on this discord femboy >we actually get along >ffw 4 months >we now do erp where he is the bottom and im the top pretty much daily >actually gets me horny like crazy >ask him if he wants to come to my place >he says yes >shows up in one of those anime sundresses >rocksolid.png >we do a little chat and then ask him if he wants to do it >he says yes and starts to undress >seeing his petite body makes me go full a------ >pin him down and the rest is history >ffw 3 weeks >he moved in with me calls me darling, pretends to be my wife, cooks do the dishes etc. >mfw I actually got wife now
Anonymous 97 KB JPG 01/16/22(Sun)02:29:10 No.67007794 >be 20 y/o permavirgin >horny 24/7 >no attention from girls >get desperate thinking im gonna die a virgin >might aswell go full h--- >start to hit on this discord femboy >we actually get along >ffw 4 months >we now do erp where he is the bottom and im the top pretty much daily >actually gets me horny like crazy >ask him if he wants to come to my place >he says yes >shows up in one of those anime sundresses >rocksolid.png >we do a little chat and then ask him if he wants to do it >he says yes and starts to undress >seeing his petite body makes me go full a------ >pin him down and the rest is history >ffw 3 weeks >he moved in with me calls me darling, pretends to be my wife, cooks do the dishes etc. >mfw I actually got wife now

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Women even can't understand simply language | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/14/23(Sat)21:41:13 No.63265334 >Talking to a therapist, she asks me about my sexual history >Tell her I'm a virgin still at 28 >"Oh, so you're asexual?" >"No, I'm not, I want to have sex I just haven't." >"What do you mean?" >"What do you mean what do I mean?" >"You can't tell me you've honestly been trying this long and are still a virgin?" >mfw 55 KB JPG I didn't know what to f------ say to that and she changed the subject. Therapy is f------ useless.
Anonymous 07/14/23(Sat)21:41:13 No.63265334 >Talking to a therapist, she asks me about my sexual history >Tell her I'm a virgin still at 28 >"Oh, so you're asexual?" >"No, I'm not, I want to have sex I just haven't." >"What do you mean?" >"What do you mean what do I mean?" >"You can't tell me you've honestly been trying this long and are still a virgin?" >mfw 55 KB JPG I didn't know what to f------ say to that and she changed the subject. Therapy is f------ useless.

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Hand of Cthulhu | /r/Greentext

dqv7qdxijg341.jpg 77 KB JPG How would history change if there was a giant disembodied hand that zooms around the planet and crushes one random person with its index finger every day? It's called The Hand and it's always slightly faster than you.
dqv7qdxijg341.jpg 77 KB JPG How would history change if there was a giant disembodied hand that zooms around the planet and crushes one random person with its index finger every day? It's called The Hand and it's always slightly faster than you.

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Anon dates a tranny | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Found out my girlfriend used t(...) 23 KB JPG f----- dating a troon. : Anonymous : Anonymous Why are you dating an apple? 07/21/23(Fri)09:50:44 No.902974809 My gf recently told me she was born male and I honestly feel confused and angry. We've been together for over 4 years. She told me she had the surgery before we ever met and I feel disgusted. The love of my life, the mother of my child, the apple of my eye, a f------ t-----. Should I dump her? I don't want to be a >t----- >mother of kids >kids are poo and pee : Anonymous 30 KB PNG Gae 07/21/23(Fri)09:55:19 No.902974944 : Anonymous >>902974809 (OP) # 07/21/23(Fri)10:00:57 No.902975084 07/21/23(Fri)10:48:45 No.902976331 >>902974809 (OP) # >>mother of my child dumb dumb 07/21/23(Fri) 10:49:45 No.902976350
: Anonymous Found out my girlfriend used t(...) 23 KB JPG f----- dating a troon. : Anonymous : Anonymous Why are you dating an apple? 07/21/23(Fri)09:50:44 No.902974809 My gf recently told me she was born male and I honestly feel confused and angry. We've been together for over 4 years. She told me she had the surgery before we ever met and I feel disgusted. The love of my life, the mother of my child, the apple of my eye, a f------ t-----. Should I dump her? I don't want to be a >t----- >mother of kids >kids are poo and pee : Anonymous 30 KB PNG Gae 07/21/23(Fri)09:55:19 No.902974944 : Anonymous >>902974809 (OP) # 07/21/23(Fri)10:00:57 No.902975084 07/21/23(Fri)10:48:45 No.902976331 >>902974809 (OP) # >>mother of my child dumb dumb 07/21/23(Fri) 10:49:45 No.902976350

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Rescue vehicle | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 46 KB PNG 03/21/21(Sun)22:06:45 No.62856647 >>62849459 (OP) # >Be me >17 >Have younger sister, 13 at the time >Parents going out for the night >Take sister out to a movie cause bored >Popcorn, soda, the works. Some capeshit movie. >Have a fun night, she gives me a hug and says thanks after >Feelsgoodman Probably would have roped years ago if not for my family
: Anonymous 46 KB PNG 03/21/21(Sun)22:06:45 No.62856647 >>62849459 (OP) # >Be me >17 >Have younger sister, 13 at the time >Parents going out for the night >Take sister out to a movie cause bored >Popcorn, soda, the works. Some capeshit movie. >Have a fun night, she gives me a hug and says thanks after >Feelsgoodman Probably would have roped years ago if not for my family

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Anon is a jewfrog | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: oj/ygpE1 07/21/23(Fri)13:52:32 No.18202159 75 KB PNG >>18202152 bros, will i ever sneed with a non frog enjoyer? >be me >retarded d--- faced frog >frog women love my face d--- >my crush is a frog non-enjoyer >fuckiwishthatwereme.jpg >decide i will make her mine >open up dimensional doorway to the jew dimension >jew frog gives me power in exchange for my foreskin >return to material world having instantaneously aged 5 years >crush is standing right in front of me >I work up the courage to talk to her, then CHAD steps in the way and grabs her pussyhole with his chad hand >anger.png >use jew power to smite him >fingers fizzle and i fart aggresively >everyone stares and laughs at froggy fart boy >mfw
: Anonymous (ID: oj/ygpE1 07/21/23(Fri)13:52:32 No.18202159 75 KB PNG >>18202152 bros, will i ever sneed with a non frog enjoyer? >be me >retarded d--- faced frog >frog women love my face d--- >my crush is a frog non-enjoyer >fuckiwishthatwereme.jpg >decide i will make her mine >open up dimensional doorway to the jew dimension >jew frog gives me power in exchange for my foreskin >return to material world having instantaneously aged 5 years >crush is standing right in front of me >I work up the courage to talk to her, then CHAD steps in the way and grabs her pussyhole with his chad hand >anger.png >use jew power to smite him >fingers fizzle and i fart aggresively >everyone stares and laughs at froggy fart boy >mfw

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Cooking bad | /r/Greentext

2h (8/3 9:48) 172040253 3 Replies >series finale >Gene is being sent to prison >led to his cell which shuts behind him >"Well, guess I fought the law.... and the law won." >begins singing and dancing "I fought the law" >the other prisoners join in from their cells and drum against the bars >the guards do coordinated baton twirls and high kicks ... >cuts to Howard and Lalo beneath the lab singing >cuts to Chuck in the burning house singing >cuts to Kim doing karaoke with Cliff and Schweikart >Gus and Mike doing a synchronized dance with dead serious faces >Camera cuts to Walt lying in lab nodding his head to the beat >Nacho being puppeteered Weekend at Bernies style by Amber and Papa Varga >Jesse cranks up the radio in the El Camino and starts shouting along >The cousins wheel Hector in front of the camera, and he gets out of the chair and starts breakdancing
2h (8/3 9:48) 172040253 3 Replies >series finale >Gene is being sent to prison >led to his cell which shuts behind him >"Well, guess I fought the law.... and the law won." >begins singing and dancing "I fought the law" >the other prisoners join in from their cells and drum against the bars >the guards do coordinated baton twirls and high kicks ... >cuts to Howard and Lalo beneath the lab singing >cuts to Chuck in the burning house singing >cuts to Kim doing karaoke with Cliff and Schweikart >Gus and Mike doing a synchronized dance with dead serious faces >Camera cuts to Walt lying in lab nodding his head to the beat >Nacho being puppeteered Weekend at Bernies style by Amber and Papa Varga >Jesse cranks up the radio in the El Camino and starts shouting along >The cousins wheel Hector in front of the camera, and he gets out of the chair and starts breakdancing

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Aron gonna be good this time | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous ** 38 KB JPG : Anonymous >>65339998 # : Anonymous >>65340295 # : Anonymous 09/10/21 (Fri)22:57:14 No.65335239 >walk into class >your crush is tied up like this what do you do? 09/10/21 (Fri)22:58:09 No.65335246 09/10/21 (Fri)22:59:20 No.65335252 09/10/21 (Fri)22:59:25 No.65335254 >>65335264 # >>65339074 # 09/10/21(Fri)23:00:24 No.65335263 : Anonymous I'm back in school again? I do things right this time. I do all my homework, I study hard, I go to a cheap college, I get a good degree, I start a middle class career, I make my family proud.
: Anonymous ** 38 KB JPG : Anonymous >>65339998 # : Anonymous >>65340295 # : Anonymous 09/10/21 (Fri)22:57:14 No.65335239 >walk into class >your crush is tied up like this what do you do? 09/10/21 (Fri)22:58:09 No.65335246 09/10/21 (Fri)22:59:20 No.65335252 09/10/21 (Fri)22:59:25 No.65335254 >>65335264 # >>65339074 # 09/10/21(Fri)23:00:24 No.65335263 : Anonymous I'm back in school again? I do things right this time. I do all my homework, I study hard, I go to a cheap college, I get a good degree, I start a middle class career, I make my family proud.

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anon cared | /r/Greentext

File: 1666993356131266.png (163 KB, 400x400) Anonymous 07/21/23 (Fri)10:21:04 No.74102806 [Reply] >>74102820 >be me, 22 with autism >75s old grandpa got into a car accident and not the same anymore >dropout of college to taking care off him since he live alone and because I dont see any bright future if I keep stuying there >he died this morning due to old age >now I'm 28, still autistic, jobless How f----- am I? Did I made the right choice back then?
File: 1666993356131266.png (163 KB, 400x400) Anonymous 07/21/23 (Fri)10:21:04 No.74102806 [Reply] >>74102820 >be me, 22 with autism >75s old grandpa got into a car accident and not the same anymore >dropout of college to taking care off him since he live alone and because I dont see any bright future if I keep stuying there >he died this morning due to old age >now I'm 28, still autistic, jobless How f----- am I? Did I made the right choice back then?

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Formerly Chuck's | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/20/23(Thu)10:30:47 No.187784145 : Anonymous Sneed's Feed & Seed Formerly Chuck's IMG_20210919_120712068.jpg 113 KB JPG Rate the sneedhouse I made for my cats M M IMG_20210919_2008225353.jpg 377 KB JPG T 07/20/23(Thu)10:31:17 No.187784160
Anonymous 07/20/23(Thu)10:30:47 No.187784145 : Anonymous Sneed's Feed & Seed Formerly Chuck's IMG_20210919_120712068.jpg 113 KB JPG Rate the sneedhouse I made for my cats M M IMG_20210919_2008225353.jpg 377 KB JPG T 07/20/23(Thu)10:31:17 No.187784160

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Anon Watches "Sound Of Freedom". | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/20/23(Thu)18:50:31 No.187799976 >be me >in theater >watching final scene of sound of freedom >born in the USA starts playing >jim caviezel winks >cut to black >suddenly a wave of euphoria rushes over me >I reach to pop the collar on my department of homeland security operational vest >I realize that I haven't bought one yet because I didn't know about it until watching this film which isn't over yet >stand and salute until the the very last frame of the credits before leaving the cinema, which is standard patriotic viewing procedure >head out to the snacks counter >qt and fat dude serving >start sweating >avoid qt and go up to fat dude >ask for a bucket of crabs legs so I can spell out into the word police and tape them to the back of my jacket >he shakes his head and shoots me the look that the kids at school used to give me >feel sick fury build deep from within my stomach >go out to parking lot >wait hours for his shift to be over, nearly pass out >he finally heads over to his car >it's a Chevy Impala >the most popular car in the state of California >no one will be looking at him >or so he thinks >wait until he gets in >leap onto roof >pull pants down >try to unleash epic seafood turd >forgot about the jumbo two liter coke consumed whilst watching the movie >start pissing uncontrollably >cargo shorts are completely drenched >he starts the car >tumble backwards off the roof >land on my neck >can't feel my body anymore >onlooker runs up to me >"What the f--- are you okay?" >look her in the eye >bowels release themselves loudly >stare intensely whilst smirking in a cool way >"I guess that truly was the sound of freedom"
Anonymous 07/20/23(Thu)18:50:31 No.187799976 >be me >in theater >watching final scene of sound of freedom >born in the USA starts playing >jim caviezel winks >cut to black >suddenly a wave of euphoria rushes over me >I reach to pop the collar on my department of homeland security operational vest >I realize that I haven't bought one yet because I didn't know about it until watching this film which isn't over yet >stand and salute until the the very last frame of the credits before leaving the cinema, which is standard patriotic viewing procedure >head out to the snacks counter >qt and fat dude serving >start sweating >avoid qt and go up to fat dude >ask for a bucket of crabs legs so I can spell out into the word police and tape them to the back of my jacket >he shakes his head and shoots me the look that the kids at school used to give me >feel sick fury build deep from within my stomach >go out to parking lot >wait hours for his shift to be over, nearly pass out >he finally heads over to his car >it's a Chevy Impala >the most popular car in the state of California >no one will be looking at him >or so he thinks >wait until he gets in >leap onto roof >pull pants down >try to unleash epic seafood turd >forgot about the jumbo two liter coke consumed whilst watching the movie >start pissing uncontrollably >cargo shorts are completely drenched >he starts the car >tumble backwards off the roof >land on my neck >can't feel my body anymore >onlooker runs up to me >"What the f--- are you okay?" >look her in the eye >bowels release themselves loudly >stare intensely whilst smirking in a cool way >"I guess that truly was the sound of freedom"

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Anon goes to Burger King | /r/Greentext

File: Screenshot_20230720_140613.png (195 KB, 451x383) Bravu Anonymous 07/20/23(Thu) 14:07:14 No.74097493 ► >be me, 23 yr old surf chad >just got done riding the most crazy tall waves in the state of maryland >feeling hungry, decide to catch some grub at burger king >walk in through the door, sunlight through the windows shining on my chiselled 12-pack >walk up to the front, think ill have a whopper again >i am then caught off guard as a sizzling hot, 9/10 qt 3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971693993751058209749445923078164062862089986280348253421170679821 48086513282306647093844609550582231725359408128481117450284102701938521105559644622948954930381964428810975665933446128475648233786783165271 20190914564856692346034861045432664821339360726024914127372458700660631558817488152092096282925409171536436789259036001133053054882046652138 41469519415116094330572703657595919530921861173819326117931051185480744623799627495673518857527248912279381830119491298336733624406566430860 21394946395224737190702179860943702770539217176293176752384674818467669405132000568127145263560827785771342757789609173637178721468440901224 95343014654958537105079227968925892354201995611212902196086403441815981362977477130996051870721134999999837297804995105973173281609631859502 44594553469083026425223082533446850352619311881710100031378387528865875332083814206171776691473035982534904287554687311595628638823537875937 5195778185778053217122680661300192787661119590921642019893809525720106548586327886593615338182796823030195203530185296899577362259941389124972177528347913151557485724245415069 5950829533116861727855889075098381754637464939319255060400927701671139009848824012858361603563707660104710181942955596198946767837449448255379774726847104047534646208046684259 0694912933136770289891521047521620569660240580381501935112533824300355876402474964732639141992726042699227967823547816360093417216412199245863150302861829745557067498385054945 885869269956909272107975093029553211653449872027559602364806654991198818347977535663698074265425278625518184175746728909777727938
File: Screenshot_20230720_140613.png (195 KB, 451x383) Bravu Anonymous 07/20/23(Thu) 14:07:14 No.74097493 ► >be me, 23 yr old surf chad >just got done riding the most crazy tall waves in the state of maryland >feeling hungry, decide to catch some grub at burger king >walk in through the door, sunlight through the windows shining on my chiselled 12-pack >walk up to the front, think ill have a whopper again >i am then caught off guard as a sizzling hot, 9/10 qt 3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971693993751058209749445923078164062862089986280348253421170679821 48086513282306647093844609550582231725359408128481117450284102701938521105559644622948954930381964428810975665933446128475648233786783165271 20190914564856692346034861045432664821339360726024914127372458700660631558817488152092096282925409171536436789259036001133053054882046652138 41469519415116094330572703657595919530921861173819326117931051185480744623799627495673518857527248912279381830119491298336733624406566430860 21394946395224737190702179860943702770539217176293176752384674818467669405132000568127145263560827785771342757789609173637178721468440901224 95343014654958537105079227968925892354201995611212902196086403441815981362977477130996051870721134999999837297804995105973173281609631859502 44594553469083026425223082533446850352619311881710100031378387528865875332083814206171776691473035982534904287554687311595628638823537875937 5195778185778053217122680661300192787661119590921642019893809525720106548586327886593615338182796823030195203530185296899577362259941389124972177528347913151557485724245415069 5950829533116861727855889075098381754637464939319255060400927701671139009848824012858361603563707660104710181942955596198946767837449448255379774726847104047534646208046684259 0694912933136770289891521047521620569660240580381501935112533824300355876402474964732639141992726042699227967823547816360093417216412199245863150302861829745557067498385054945 885869269956909272107975093029553211653449872027559602364806654991198818347977535663698074265425278625518184175746728909777727938

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Anon would've let his dad die | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous >He deserved it 07/21/23(Fri)01:02:46 No.138400201 image-28.png 160 KB PNG
: Anonymous >He deserved it 07/21/23(Fri)01:02:46 No.138400201 image-28.png 160 KB PNG

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Anon bets on himself | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 9 KB JPG 07/20/23(Thu)22:23:27 No.902964407 >turn 20 >bumbling lonely awkward doofus >decide to turn my life around >spend the next decade trying to be better >turn 30 today >spending the day alone in my apartment, not a single text or call >still a bumbling lonely awkward doofus >only one add-on in the decade >clinically diagnosed depression what are the odds I'll make it to 40? I want to put some money in depending on the odds
: Anonymous 9 KB JPG 07/20/23(Thu)22:23:27 No.902964407 >turn 20 >bumbling lonely awkward doofus >decide to turn my life around >spend the next decade trying to be better >turn 30 today >spending the day alone in my apartment, not a single text or call >still a bumbling lonely awkward doofus >only one add-on in the decade >clinically diagnosed depression what are the odds I'll make it to 40? I want to put some money in depending on the odds

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Anon meets the Father of the Year | /r/Greentext

03/28/22(Mon)21:06:15 No.875251778 Anonymous >>875248608 (OP) # >Be me >Tiny twink/femboy >On Grindr trying to find kinky sex because mentally ill >Meet guy who wants to try ddlb >I'm 50/50 but I'll meet for coffee >He comes with his kid, very weird but ex wife comes after like 10 mins and whisks him away >Figure it's none of my business, people got their s--- >Guy seems cool, older than me but fit enough >Go back to his >He wants me to wear some cute PJ's he has, tags still on so I knew they were new, they fit okay, shorts a lil loose >Mostly do cute s---, he cuddles me and patronises me it's actually super comforting >Nearly falling asleep on him I'm so at ease >Beginning to get into this rp >Tells me he has adult diapers and asks if I would put one on >Begin to feel genuinely sorry for this guy. He doesn't seem interested in sex he just wants affection >Decide to roll with it, never done it before and I'm always game to try most stuff once >He makes me feel super at ease >It's pretty comfy >I'm curled up on his chest and we're watching s--- on YouTube on his phone >Actually considering dating this guy even though he's got some weird fetish >He starts to get a bit handsy >I get excited >Some passionate kissing >Then I guess all the red flags hit me like a f------ tank when out of nowhere he asks "can I call you [blank] it's my son's name" >Realise at the speed of light he's trying to surrogate f--- his 5yo son using me >I freak, throw my clothes on over what I'm wearing and yeet myself out the door, delete Grindr >Go home and shower and dump the stuff he gave me in the trash I will never trust another freak on Grindr again. Ruined any kind of ageplay for me now.
03/28/22(Mon)21:06:15 No.875251778 Anonymous >>875248608 (OP) # >Be me >Tiny twink/femboy >On Grindr trying to find kinky sex because mentally ill >Meet guy who wants to try ddlb >I'm 50/50 but I'll meet for coffee >He comes with his kid, very weird but ex wife comes after like 10 mins and whisks him away >Figure it's none of my business, people got their s--- >Guy seems cool, older than me but fit enough >Go back to his >He wants me to wear some cute PJ's he has, tags still on so I knew they were new, they fit okay, shorts a lil loose >Mostly do cute s---, he cuddles me and patronises me it's actually super comforting >Nearly falling asleep on him I'm so at ease >Beginning to get into this rp >Tells me he has adult diapers and asks if I would put one on >Begin to feel genuinely sorry for this guy. He doesn't seem interested in sex he just wants affection >Decide to roll with it, never done it before and I'm always game to try most stuff once >He makes me feel super at ease >It's pretty comfy >I'm curled up on his chest and we're watching s--- on YouTube on his phone >Actually considering dating this guy even though he's got some weird fetish >He starts to get a bit handsy >I get excited >Some passionate kissing >Then I guess all the red flags hit me like a f------ tank when out of nowhere he asks "can I call you [blank] it's my son's name" >Realise at the speed of light he's trying to surrogate f--- his 5yo son using me >I freak, throw my clothes on over what I'm wearing and yeet myself out the door, delete Grindr >Go home and shower and dump the stuff he gave me in the trash I will never trust another freak on Grindr again. Ruined any kind of ageplay for me now.

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Anonymous (ID: TeyU5+V3 ) | 07/20/23(Thu)17:28:32 No.435181043 >be [insert any Western power] >colonize lots of nations in the 17 and 1800s >give independence to all of them by the 1990s >be Russia >colonize lots of nations in the 17 and 1800s >refuse to recognize the independence of any of them >unironically criticize the "imperialism" of the West on a daily basis
Anonymous (ID: TeyU5+V3 ) | 07/20/23(Thu)17:28:32 No.435181043 >be [insert any Western power] >colonize lots of nations in the 17 and 1800s >give independence to all of them by the 1990s >be Russia >colonize lots of nations in the 17 and 1800s >refuse to recognize the independence of any of them >unironically criticize the "imperialism" of the West on a daily basis

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