File: 1666993356131266.png (163 KB, 400x400) Anonymous 07/21/23 (Fri)10:21:04 No.74102806 [Reply] >>74102820 >be me, 22 with autism >75s old grandpa got into a car accident and not the same anymore >dropout of college to taking care off him since he live alone and because I dont see any bright future if I keep stuying there >he died this morning due to old age >now I'm 28, still autistic, jobless How f----- am I? Did I made the right choice back then?

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Anonymous 12/28/24(Sat)11:32:03 No.103676189 29 KB JPG >company hired a new grad recently >a 21 year old white woman >it was the only junior spot available so i assume she must be great given how many applications we got (over 100) >asked to get to help get her started >she doesn't know what git is >she doesn't know what terminal is (says she only uses GUI) >she doesn't know how to extract a zip >she doesn't know how to access network storage >she doesn't know what RAM does (i asked as a joke) What the f--- is going on? Are the new grads cooked or did they just accidentally hire an idiot? I want to report it but I'm scared to as I am not that senior myself.

Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect What the F--- is going on Bongbros??? What the F--- is going on Bong(...) Settings Mobile Home 12/28/24(Sat) 13:28:53 No.492579333 20241228_122812.jpg 614 KB JPG 3 days it's been like this. What are the k---- doing to our air? Anonymous (ID: fTOa7Lbe) >>492579333 (OP) # 12/28/24(Sat) 13:29:41 No.492579374 wow, fog in winter?? it's over >>492579602 #

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Anonymous 07/20/23(Thu)18:50:31 No.187799976 >be me >in theater >watching final scene of sound of freedom >born in the USA starts playing >jim caviezel winks >cut to black >suddenly a wave of euphoria rushes over me >I reach to pop the collar on my department of homeland security operational vest >I realize that I haven't bought one yet because I didn't know about it until watching this film which isn't over yet >stand and salute until the the very last frame of the credits before leaving the cinema, which is standard patriotic viewing procedure >head out to the snacks counter >qt and fat dude serving >start sweating >avoid qt and go up to fat dude >ask for a bucket of crabs legs so I can spell out into the word police and tape them to the back of my jacket >he shakes his head and shoots me the look that the kids at school used to give me >feel sick fury build deep from within my stomach >go out to parking lot >wait hours for his shift to be over, nearly pass out >he finally heads over to his car >it's a Chevy Impala >the most popular car in the state of California >no one will be looking at him >or so he thinks >wait until he gets in >leap onto roof >pull pants down >try to unleash epic seafood turd >forgot about the jumbo two liter coke consumed whilst watching the movie >start pissing uncontrollably >cargo shorts are completely drenched >he starts the car >tumble backwards off the roof >land on my neck >can't feel my body anymore >onlooker runs up to me >"What the f--- are you okay?" >look her in the eye >bowels release themselves loudly >stare intensely whilst smirking in a cool way >"I guess that truly was the sound of freedom"

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File: Screenshot_20230720_140613.png (195 KB, 451x383) Bravu Anonymous 07/20/23(Thu) 14:07:14 No.74097493 ► >be me, 23 yr old surf chad >just got done riding the most crazy tall waves in the state of maryland >feeling hungry, decide to catch some grub at burger king >walk in through the door, sunlight through the windows shining on my chiselled 12-pack >walk up to the front, think ill have a whopper again >i am then caught off guard as a sizzling hot, 9/10 qt 3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971693993751058209749445923078164062862089986280348253421170679821 48086513282306647093844609550582231725359408128481117450284102701938521105559644622948954930381964428810975665933446128475648233786783165271 20190914564856692346034861045432664821339360726024914127372458700660631558817488152092096282925409171536436789259036001133053054882046652138 41469519415116094330572703657595919530921861173819326117931051185480744623799627495673518857527248912279381830119491298336733624406566430860 21394946395224737190702179860943702770539217176293176752384674818467669405132000568127145263560827785771342757789609173637178721468440901224 95343014654958537105079227968925892354201995611212902196086403441815981362977477130996051870721134999999837297804995105973173281609631859502 44594553469083026425223082533446850352619311881710100031378387528865875332083814206171776691473035982534904287554687311595628638823537875937 5195778185778053217122680661300192787661119590921642019893809525720106548586327886593615338182796823030195203530185296899577362259941389124972177528347913151557485724245415069 5950829533116861727855889075098381754637464939319255060400927701671139009848824012858361603563707660104710181942955596198946767837449448255379774726847104047534646208046684259 0694912933136770289891521047521620569660240580381501935112533824300355876402474964732639141992726042699227967823547816360093417216412199245863150302861829745557067498385054945 885869269956909272107975093029553211653449872027559602364806654991198818347977535663698074265425278625518184175746728909777727938

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03/28/22(Mon)21:06:15 No.875251778 Anonymous >>875248608 (OP) # >Be me >Tiny twink/femboy >On Grindr trying to find kinky sex because mentally ill >Meet guy who wants to try ddlb >I'm 50/50 but I'll meet for coffee >He comes with his kid, very weird but ex wife comes after like 10 mins and whisks him away >Figure it's none of my business, people got their s--- >Guy seems cool, older than me but fit enough >Go back to his >He wants me to wear some cute PJ's he has, tags still on so I knew they were new, they fit okay, shorts a lil loose >Mostly do cute s---, he cuddles me and patronises me it's actually super comforting >Nearly falling asleep on him I'm so at ease >Beginning to get into this rp >Tells me he has adult diapers and asks if I would put one on >Begin to feel genuinely sorry for this guy. He doesn't seem interested in sex he just wants affection >Decide to roll with it, never done it before and I'm always game to try most stuff once >He makes me feel super at ease >It's pretty comfy >I'm curled up on his chest and we're watching s--- on YouTube on his phone >Actually considering dating this guy even though he's got some weird fetish >He starts to get a bit handsy >I get excited >Some passionate kissing >Then I guess all the red flags hit me like a f------ tank when out of nowhere he asks "can I call you [blank] it's my son's name" >Realise at the speed of light he's trying to surrogate f--- his 5yo son using me >I freak, throw my clothes on over what I'm wearing and yeet myself out the door, delete Grindr >Go home and shower and dump the stuff he gave me in the trash I will never trust another freak on Grindr again. Ruined any kind of ageplay for me now.

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Anonymous (ID: TeyU5+V3 ) | 07/20/23(Thu)17:28:32 No.435181043 >be [insert any Western power] >colonize lots of nations in the 17 and 1800s >give independence to all of them by the 1990s >be Russia >colonize lots of nations in the 17 and 1800s >refuse to recognize the independence of any of them >unironically criticize the "imperialism" of the West on a daily basis

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File: 1363302801416 gif-(172 KB, 300x165, 1323187660090.gif) Anonymous 03/14/13(Thu) 19:13 No.11884997 Replies: >>11885 I'm gay. My dad is not pleased with this fact. Completely homophobic. Half the time his homophobia doesn't even make sense. >Fishing show on TV in the living room >Watching it with mom and dad >Mom: "I don't have the patience for that kind of stuff >Me: "It doesn't feel like too long when you're out there" >Dad: "Time flies when you're a f-----." >Go to my room

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/r9k/ discusses Batman’s enemies | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/19/23(Wed)16:20:10 No.74088504 : Anonymous >>74088504 (OP) # >catwoman (cats) IMG_2159.jpg 472 KB JPG how old were you when you realized all of batman's villains were modeled after the bat's natural predators? 07/19/23(Wed)16:22:46 No.74088526 >killer croc (crocodiles) >penguin (penguins) >deadshot (assassins) >man-bat (other bats) ah, yes Anonymous >>74088504 (OP) # the bat's worst enemy, the riddle 07/19/23(Wed)16:24:24 No.74088544

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File: 1666993356131266.png (163 KB, 400x400) Anonymous 07/21/23 (Fri)10:21:04 No.74102806 [Reply] >>74102820 >be me, 22 with autism >75s old grandpa got into a car accident and not the same anymore >dropout of college to taking care off him since he live alone and because I dont see any bright future if I keep stuying there >he died this morning due to old age >now I'm 28, still autistic, jobless How f----- am I? Did I made the right choice back then?

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