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: Anonymous 58 KB JPG >she slapped like 15 slices of her s----- American cheddar 'cheese' on top of my croissant 03/23/23(Thu)19:33:17 No.72685359 >bought some croissants from a top notch french bakery >wanted to match it with my year old aged gouda >Asked mom to bring out the cheese while I went to the toilet >came back >the 'cheese' completely overpowered the smell of the croissant and ruined it >asked her what the f--- >'Anon I thought you want your fancy bread to be cheesed' >tfw my family are Americans : Anonymous : Anonymous >>72685359 (OP) # put me in the screencap reddit 214214 126 KB PNG 03/23/23(Thu)19:35:45 No.72685380 03/23/23(Thu)19:42:39 No.72685471 >>72685359 (OP) # Why didn't you just get the f------ cheese yourself? Are your arms broken or something? Why ask her to get "the cheese" instead of specifying you wanted your faggy aged gouda b-------? Was she supposed to read your f------ mind or something? W-- is wrong with you?
: Anonymous 58 KB JPG >she slapped like 15 slices of her s----- American cheddar 'cheese' on top of my croissant 03/23/23(Thu)19:33:17 No.72685359 >bought some croissants from a top notch french bakery >wanted to match it with my year old aged gouda >Asked mom to bring out the cheese while I went to the toilet >came back >the 'cheese' completely overpowered the smell of the croissant and ruined it >asked her what the f--- >'Anon I thought you want your fancy bread to be cheesed' >tfw my family are Americans : Anonymous : Anonymous >>72685359 (OP) # put me in the screencap reddit 214214 126 KB PNG 03/23/23(Thu)19:35:45 No.72685380 03/23/23(Thu)19:42:39 No.72685471 >>72685359 (OP) # Why didn't you just get the f------ cheese yourself? Are your arms broken or something? Why ask her to get "the cheese" instead of specifying you wanted your faggy aged gouda b-------? Was she supposed to read your f------ mind or something? W-- is wrong with you?

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Anon wants love | /r/Greentext

Anonymous How do I make myself fall in I(...) 03/23/23(Thu)03:12:15 No.28605640 I have been with my gf for about 8 months now and while I really enjoy her I have not felt close to fully loving her and its starting to cause me problems. On paper she should be everything I want: she's modest, cooks and cleans, stays in good shape, virgin before I met her, and she's also completely in love with me. Sex is even starting to get decent. There's not even a hint of any red flags or personality issues. So leaving her would be an objectively retarded decision. 467 KB JPG But I still have a hard time being infatuated with her. Unfortunately I feel like a lot of it is due to how she looks, specifically her face. I would describe her as looking very "plain", like how you would imagine an exact 5/10 girl would look. Without getting into it too much, there's nothing particularly unique or striking about her. I HATE how my brain is this shallow, because I know this really should not matter as much as it does for me. I really like this girl and she is great for me, so I definitely want to improve this situation. What can I do to change my perspective of her? 03/23/23(Thu)04:02:45 No.28605761 Anonymous p---- is p---- you're lacking testosterone bro 00100100/TI 00605705
Anonymous How do I make myself fall in I(...) 03/23/23(Thu)03:12:15 No.28605640 I have been with my gf for about 8 months now and while I really enjoy her I have not felt close to fully loving her and its starting to cause me problems. On paper she should be everything I want: she's modest, cooks and cleans, stays in good shape, virgin before I met her, and she's also completely in love with me. Sex is even starting to get decent. There's not even a hint of any red flags or personality issues. So leaving her would be an objectively retarded decision. 467 KB JPG But I still have a hard time being infatuated with her. Unfortunately I feel like a lot of it is due to how she looks, specifically her face. I would describe her as looking very "plain", like how you would imagine an exact 5/10 girl would look. Without getting into it too much, there's nothing particularly unique or striking about her. I HATE how my brain is this shallow, because I know this really should not matter as much as it does for me. I really like this girl and she is great for me, so I definitely want to improve this situation. What can I do to change my perspective of her? 03/23/23(Thu)04:02:45 No.28605761 Anonymous p---- is p---- you're lacking testosterone bro 00100100/TI 00605705

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Anon lives the adult life | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Get back to work! 195 KB JPG 03/23/23(Thu)16:34:01 No.72679916 You will work. You will pay taxes. You will not have children. You will hate women. You will hate blackie. You will hate b------. You will not be getting a raise. You will work 60 hours a week. You will eat the slop. You will be riled up. You will lose all autonomy of your daily life. You will be distracted. You will not retire. Have a good day at work, anon!
Anonymous Get back to work! 195 KB JPG 03/23/23(Thu)16:34:01 No.72679916 You will work. You will pay taxes. You will not have children. You will hate women. You will hate blackie. You will hate b------. You will not be getting a raise. You will work 60 hours a week. You will eat the slop. You will be riled up. You will lose all autonomy of your daily life. You will be distracted. You will not retire. Have a good day at work, anon!

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e: 1565c8b169c34a3970e4ea36c(...).jpg (124 KB, 750x1000) P PERSONAS Anonymous 03/23/23(Thu)19:11:11 No.631752934 >Anon plays persona >"Going straight home after school? Nah, I will work in my social links. Or increase my stats at the library or the gym. Or go fishing. Don't wanna waste the days, I only have a limited number of them after all" >Anon irl >"Go straight home without doing anything? Yes." Hmmm Anonymous 03/23/23(Thu)19:13:30 No.631753091 >anon posts on /v/ >Shitpost? Nah I'll make actual vidya discussion threads >f----- posts on /v/ >Make the most abhorrent time wasting threads 24/7? Yes
e: 1565c8b169c34a3970e4ea36c(...).jpg (124 KB, 750x1000) P PERSONAS Anonymous 03/23/23(Thu)19:11:11 No.631752934 >Anon plays persona >"Going straight home after school? Nah, I will work in my social links. Or increase my stats at the library or the gym. Or go fishing. Don't wanna waste the days, I only have a limited number of them after all" >Anon irl >"Go straight home without doing anything? Yes." Hmmm Anonymous 03/23/23(Thu)19:13:30 No.631753091 >anon posts on /v/ >Shitpost? Nah I'll make actual vidya discussion threads >f----- posts on /v/ >Make the most abhorrent time wasting threads 24/7? Yes

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Anon is in for a rude awakening | /r/Greentext

File: Capture.png (1.44 MB, 1712x959) https://files.catbox.moe/h79wdx.mp4 ISIS making massive gains in Mali, drops combat footage Anonymous 03/22/23 (Wed)14:28:35 No.57579845 [Reply] >>57587135 >>57588087 Why isn't Wagner protecting them bros? 16 replies and 2 images omitted. Click here to view. Anonymous 03/23/23 (Thu)04:35:56 No.57587135 >>57579845 (OP) # Damn. I guess wholesome Russian propaganda cartoons can't replace real military support.
File: Capture.png (1.44 MB, 1712x959) https://files.catbox.moe/h79wdx.mp4 ISIS making massive gains in Mali, drops combat footage Anonymous 03/22/23 (Wed)14:28:35 No.57579845 [Reply] >>57587135 >>57588087 Why isn't Wagner protecting them bros? 16 replies and 2 images omitted. Click here to view. Anonymous 03/23/23 (Thu)04:35:56 No.57587135 >>57579845 (OP) # Damn. I guess wholesome Russian propaganda cartoons can't replace real military support.

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Anon wants to turn back time | /r/Greentext

File: baby.jpg (315 KB, 850x1176) Download Download All Anonymous 03/13/23 (Mon)22:37:09 No.895855551 Return to baby. Anonymous 03/13/23(Mon)22:40:38 No.895855717 File: ELzD5y5WoAAlqee.jpg (101 KB, 1070x1031) Download GOU COU GA GA WAAAAHHHHHHH WAAAAAAAAAHHIAGOOHANNAH w >>895855551 (OP) GOO GOO GAH GAH WAHHHH N---- WAHHHHHHH
File: baby.jpg (315 KB, 850x1176) Download Download All Anonymous 03/13/23 (Mon)22:37:09 No.895855551 Return to baby. Anonymous 03/13/23(Mon)22:40:38 No.895855717 File: ELzD5y5WoAAlqee.jpg (101 KB, 1070x1031) Download GOU COU GA GA WAAAAHHHHHHH WAAAAAAAAAHHIAGOOHANNAH w >>895855551 (OP) GOO GOO GAH GAH WAHHHH N---- WAHHHHHHH

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its over for anon | /r/Greentext

ile: 1fb.png (340 KB, 600x583) Anonymous 03/23/23(Thu)04:31:21 No.28603133 >19.5 years old >college drop out >no friends, never had any >sperg >neet >live in a s----- small town in the middle of nowhere how hard is it for someone to turn their lives around at 19 Anonymous 03/23/23(Thu)04:32:33 No.28603140 probably the easiest f------ thing to do in the world >>28603142 >>28603149 >>28603299 >>28603377 Anonymous 03/23/23(Thu)04:34:59 No.28603149 ► >>28603133 (OP). if you dont have your life sorted by 16 you should just kys, obviously >>28603377 Anonymous 03/23/23(Thu)04:32:58 No.28603142 >>28603133 (OP). unironically and with my hand to my heart, I'm telling you this - It's over
ile: 1fb.png (340 KB, 600x583) Anonymous 03/23/23(Thu)04:31:21 No.28603133 >19.5 years old >college drop out >no friends, never had any >sperg >neet >live in a s----- small town in the middle of nowhere how hard is it for someone to turn their lives around at 19 Anonymous 03/23/23(Thu)04:32:33 No.28603140 probably the easiest f------ thing to do in the world >>28603142 >>28603149 >>28603299 >>28603377 Anonymous 03/23/23(Thu)04:34:59 No.28603149 ► >>28603133 (OP). if you dont have your life sorted by 16 you should just kys, obviously >>28603377 Anonymous 03/23/23(Thu)04:32:58 No.28603142 >>28603133 (OP). unironically and with my hand to my heart, I'm telling you this - It's over

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Go outside | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/10/21 (Mon)22:53:19 No.24133866 1601397864736m.jpg 49 KB JPG GO OUTSIDE INCEL And do what? Walk around in a circle until you go home again? Regular people don't randomly stroll into crazy situations, meet new people and learn something new. You go outside, and you walk, or ride, and then you return to your home, and nothing has changed. This arguement doesn't even make sense, I've been outside, I get outside every day and there's literally nothing of note to report. I haven't struck up a conversation with a stranger, or saved a cat from a tree, or ran into a beautiful woman. So what do people mean by this?
: Anonymous 05/10/21 (Mon)22:53:19 No.24133866 1601397864736m.jpg 49 KB JPG GO OUTSIDE INCEL And do what? Walk around in a circle until you go home again? Regular people don't randomly stroll into crazy situations, meet new people and learn something new. You go outside, and you walk, or ride, and then you return to your home, and nothing has changed. This arguement doesn't even make sense, I've been outside, I get outside every day and there's literally nothing of note to report. I haven't struck up a conversation with a stranger, or saved a cat from a tree, or ran into a beautiful woman. So what do people mean by this?

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Anon Is A Damn Liar | /r/Greentext

Broms Anonymous 03/20/23 (Mon)04:48:20 No.631430479 [Reply] >>631439940 >Anon, you claim you were playing videogames at the time of the murder. We had the boys check out your place, and the only gaming console you owned was a Playstation 5. Its just confusing to me, you claim you were playing games, on a console that historically has never had any games. What do you have to say for yourself sir?
Broms Anonymous 03/20/23 (Mon)04:48:20 No.631430479 [Reply] >>631439940 >Anon, you claim you were playing videogames at the time of the murder. We had the boys check out your place, and the only gaming console you owned was a Playstation 5. Its just confusing to me, you claim you were playing games, on a console that historically has never had any games. What do you have to say for yourself sir?

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anon is in dire need of advice | /r/Greentext

dude need some advice >be me >scrolling through tinder >find a cute goth girl >we match and start talking >after a bit she says "i like your personality, what's your number" >we exchange numbers and have been facetiming every night for about a week >learn she has BPD and has severe abandonment issues >learn that all her ex boyfriends were extremely toxic YES HONEY 101 KB JPG 03/23/23(Thu)11:03:13 No.896380077 >learn that i'm the nicest guy she's met >she is really affectionate and im loving the attention >every now and again she'll warn me that she is in fact crazy but i press onwards anyways because she's cute and i think i can handle it >starts calling me "darling" and "hun" >gets panicked if i don't text back in a timely manner it's only been 5 days and my window to leave is closing FAST she doesn't live close so i could leave if i wanted but she'll probably kill herself or spiral into insanity she's the goth gf of my dreams and she's infatuated with me but i'm scared i won't be able to hit escape if s--- hits the fan which it probably will what the f--- do i do? screenshots below : dude 03/23/23/Thu11:04:04 No.896380114
dude need some advice >be me >scrolling through tinder >find a cute goth girl >we match and start talking >after a bit she says "i like your personality, what's your number" >we exchange numbers and have been facetiming every night for about a week >learn she has BPD and has severe abandonment issues >learn that all her ex boyfriends were extremely toxic YES HONEY 101 KB JPG 03/23/23(Thu)11:03:13 No.896380077 >learn that i'm the nicest guy she's met >she is really affectionate and im loving the attention >every now and again she'll warn me that she is in fact crazy but i press onwards anyways because she's cute and i think i can handle it >starts calling me "darling" and "hun" >gets panicked if i don't text back in a timely manner it's only been 5 days and my window to leave is closing FAST she doesn't live close so i could leave if i wanted but she'll probably kill herself or spiral into insanity she's the goth gf of my dreams and she's infatuated with me but i'm scared i won't be able to hit escape if s--- hits the fan which it probably will what the f--- do i do? screenshots below : dude 03/23/23/Thu11:04:04 No.896380114

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Anon doesn't want to be a wage slave anymore | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous >been consuming nothing but Monster and Advil for the last few days WHEN THE F--- AM I SUPPOSED TO SLEEP? I F------ HATE BEING A WAGESLAVE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Huh. I wonder for whom the bell tolls. 03/19/23(Sun)12:43:09 No.72626778 >24th straight day in a row of working double shifts 295 KB PNG AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
: Anonymous >been consuming nothing but Monster and Advil for the last few days WHEN THE F--- AM I SUPPOSED TO SLEEP? I F------ HATE BEING A WAGESLAVE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Huh. I wonder for whom the bell tolls. 03/19/23(Sun)12:43:09 No.72626778 >24th straight day in a row of working double shifts 295 KB PNG AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Anon and the ant | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous >see ant >smush it and flick it into ashtray >mfw I just took the life of a living creature with my bare hands and cast its mangled corpse into a pit of ashes Bros.... am I evil? That sounds pretty villainous. 1.29 MB GIF : Anonymous 03/23/23(Thu)11:12:10 No.72679700 : Anonymous don't project yourself onto the ant PRISONER OF THE ANT PEOPLE 1.7 MB PNG 03/23/23(Thu)11:24:03 No.72679809 03/23/23(Thu)11:59:53 No.72680172 >>72679700 (OP) # Giving half a chance that ant would kill you and everyone you care about then invite the entire colony to come devour your rotting corpses.
: Anonymous >see ant >smush it and flick it into ashtray >mfw I just took the life of a living creature with my bare hands and cast its mangled corpse into a pit of ashes Bros.... am I evil? That sounds pretty villainous. 1.29 MB GIF : Anonymous 03/23/23(Thu)11:12:10 No.72679700 : Anonymous don't project yourself onto the ant PRISONER OF THE ANT PEOPLE 1.7 MB PNG 03/23/23(Thu)11:24:03 No.72679809 03/23/23(Thu)11:59:53 No.72680172 >>72679700 (OP) # Giving half a chance that ant would kill you and everyone you care about then invite the entire colony to come devour your rotting corpses.

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Anons fiancé is special | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous I might be getting married to (...) 03/20/23(Mon)08:17:25 No.72640355- >fiancee has always been sort of dumb, did poorly in high school (we've been together for six years, since junior year) >small (4'9) and chubby but with b------- and hips >bought a big box of flavored condoms on Amazon since we recently ran out >ordered strawberry flavored since usual kind weren't available 515 KB JPG >over the past week, she's been complaining about stomach pains >has sudden horrible gas and bloating >I did some investigating and found out she's been eating around four condoms a day, just chewing them the best she can and then swallowing them whole >thought they were gummy candies for some f------ reason >doctor said for her to just keep drinking water and to go to the hospital if they don't pass in a couple days
: Anonymous I might be getting married to (...) 03/20/23(Mon)08:17:25 No.72640355- >fiancee has always been sort of dumb, did poorly in high school (we've been together for six years, since junior year) >small (4'9) and chubby but with b------- and hips >bought a big box of flavored condoms on Amazon since we recently ran out >ordered strawberry flavored since usual kind weren't available 515 KB JPG >over the past week, she's been complaining about stomach pains >has sudden horrible gas and bloating >I did some investigating and found out she's been eating around four condoms a day, just chewing them the best she can and then swallowing them whole >thought they were gummy candies for some f------ reason >doctor said for her to just keep drinking water and to go to the hospital if they don't pass in a couple days

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This post is regarded. | /r/Greentext

File: 97710d56003795925597726f3(...).jpg (95 KB, 481x481) ☐ "Let's Get It Started" by the Black Eyed Peas was originally called "Let's Get Retarded". Anonymous 03/23/23(Thu)07:27:57 No.896370893 It's been a couple of years since I discovered this "fact" and I'm still unsure if it's actually a 4chan psyops to retcon people into believing it. Which one of you bastards is behind it?
File: 97710d56003795925597726f3(...).jpg (95 KB, 481x481) ☐ "Let's Get It Started" by the Black Eyed Peas was originally called "Let's Get Retarded". Anonymous 03/23/23(Thu)07:27:57 No.896370893 It's been a couple of years since I discovered this "fact" and I'm still unsure if it's actually a 4chan psyops to retcon people into believing it. Which one of you bastards is behind it?

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Anon visits their grandma | /r/Greentext

01 03 07 572 KB PNG >I'm in tears, together >be me last year >Trans m to f >Playing new super Mario bros when dad walks in >My parents are talking to her, saying their goodbyes >On the way out I hear "wait, Gregory, I want to see my grandson one last time" >Says we're going to go see grandma, her cancer has gotten worse >Head to hospital >She's laying there on her death bed remembering all of the times we spent >I walk over to her telling her my name's Mandy now actually >She says "no, you will always be my grandson Gregory and I love you, you're a handsome young man" >Parents look at each other awkwardly >I cry on the ride home >Go back to playing new super Mario bros >Parents apologize for what grandma said to me, they've always been super supportive : Anonymous Should I even go through hormone therapy at this point? I feel an intense guilt 87 KB PNG 03/23/23(Thu)09:45:15 No.896379491 >>896379477 (OP) #
01 03 07 572 KB PNG >I'm in tears, together >be me last year >Trans m to f >Playing new super Mario bros when dad walks in >My parents are talking to her, saying their goodbyes >On the way out I hear "wait, Gregory, I want to see my grandson one last time" >Says we're going to go see grandma, her cancer has gotten worse >Head to hospital >She's laying there on her death bed remembering all of the times we spent >I walk over to her telling her my name's Mandy now actually >She says "no, you will always be my grandson Gregory and I love you, you're a handsome young man" >Parents look at each other awkwardly >I cry on the ride home >Go back to playing new super Mario bros >Parents apologize for what grandma said to me, they've always been super supportive : Anonymous Should I even go through hormone therapy at this point? I feel an intense guilt 87 KB PNG 03/23/23(Thu)09:45:15 No.896379491 >>896379477 (OP) #

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anon eats a potato bomb | /r/Greentext

File: 1546313453246.jpg (49 KB, 640x640) Anonymous 08/05/19(Mon)13:59:02 No.70360109 >go to local bakery to get a potato bomb >right next to bakery is a gym with a massive window in front of the treadmills >people sweating and panting while running >stand in front of window and eat the potato bomb while keeping eye contact >walk away as they hurl insults at me through the glass i have no regrets. i bet i made them stronger and more motivated, plus that potato bomb was delicious
File: 1546313453246.jpg (49 KB, 640x640) Anonymous 08/05/19(Mon)13:59:02 No.70360109 >go to local bakery to get a potato bomb >right next to bakery is a gym with a massive window in front of the treadmills >people sweating and panting while running >stand in front of window and eat the potato bomb while keeping eye contact >walk away as they hurl insults at me through the glass i have no regrets. i bet i made them stronger and more motivated, plus that potato bomb was delicious

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