: Anonymous >been consuming nothing but Monster and Advil for the last few days WHEN THE F--- AM I SUPPOSED TO SLEEP? I F------ HATE BEING A WAGESLAVE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Huh. I wonder for whom the bell tolls. 03/19/23(Sun)12:43:09 No.72626778 >24th straight day in a row of working double shifts 295 KB PNG AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Anonymous 02/07/25(Fri)09:00:46 No.702351406 Overall, it is safer in our country - nobody will waylay you on your journey. And we treat women with greater respect and set great store by learning! Natsal Onal: I find wandless magic to be much more instinctive. Not to mention quite convenient if one is without their wand. humiliationrituals.png 1.73 MB PNG >dev inserts a black character randomly into the setting >proceeds to use them to talk down to the character >implies that western culture is inferior in some aspect >you can literally hear the dev cooming in the background as he gets a moral high off of doing this to you is there a term for this phenomenon?

File: download.jpg (6 KB, 318x159) Anti-Doge SHILLS and GLOWIES BTFO ETERNALLY Anonymous (ID: Y62GCO4K) E 02/06/25(Thu)16:34:47 No.496712462 >>496715886 >>496716354 >be me >lawyer, actually reads Trump's DOGE Executive Order >expecting some illegal power grab, but it's airtight >turns out Trump & Musk didn't create s----Obama did >Obama created United States Digital Service (USDS) in 2014 >was meant to fix Big Mike's t----- BFF's website after it launched as a flaming pile of DEI s--- >bureaucratic patch job to fix the Obamacare website meltdown >fast forward to 2025, Trump rebrands it DOGE (United States DOGE Service) >keeps the acronym, keeps the funding, but gives it a whole new mission: Find the Receipts >legally untouchable because it was already fully funded and operational >Trump invokes 5 USC 3161, which allows him to create temporary hiring authorities >DOGE teams get embedded inside every single federal agency >each team consists of a lawyer, HR rep,zoomer nerd, and an investigator >they report to DOGE, not the agency they're embedded in >but wait, there's more >Trump invokes 44 USC Chapter 35 which governs federal IT and cybersecurity oversight >since USDS was originally an IT oversight body, DOGE now has full access to all federal data systems >yes, all of them >executive order is written to block legal challenges >includes language that overrides conflicting executive orders >orders every agency to comply, refusing means they violate presidential authority >Congress can't defund it because it's not a new program, just a repurposed one >DOJ can't sue for overreach because Trump used existing laws exactly as written >Dems trying to file legal challenges, but they run into standing issues because DOGE operates within existing frameworks >Obama literally built the perfect Deep State IT backdoor >Trump & Musk just hacked the system and took the admin controls >Musk now has legal oversight of every major agency's internal systems the Deep State can't stop it without rewriting multiple federal laws >MFW they legally outplayed the system and there's nothing anyone can do about it >MFW Obama created DOGE

Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous >Be me >Male nurse >Need pen >Check my front pocket >Find a rectal thermometer Some a------ has my pen. Settings Mobile Home 02/07/25(Fri)13:14:36 No.80292626 240 KB PNG Lähi- Apu

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: Anonymous >see ant >smush it and flick it into ashtray >mfw I just took the life of a living creature with my bare hands and cast its mangled corpse into a pit of ashes Bros.... am I evil? That sounds pretty villainous. 1.29 MB GIF : Anonymous 03/23/23(Thu)11:12:10 No.72679700 : Anonymous don't project yourself onto the ant PRISONER OF THE ANT PEOPLE 1.7 MB PNG 03/23/23(Thu)11:24:03 No.72679809 03/23/23(Thu)11:59:53 No.72680172 >>72679700 (OP) # Giving half a chance that ant would kill you and everyone you care about then invite the entire colony to come devour your rotting corpses.

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: Anonymous I might be getting married to (...) 03/20/23(Mon)08:17:25 No.72640355- >fiancee has always been sort of dumb, did poorly in high school (we've been together for six years, since junior year) >small (4'9) and chubby but with b------- and hips >bought a big box of flavored condoms on Amazon since we recently ran out >ordered strawberry flavored since usual kind weren't available 515 KB JPG >over the past week, she's been complaining about stomach pains >has sudden horrible gas and bloating >I did some investigating and found out she's been eating around four condoms a day, just chewing them the best she can and then swallowing them whole >thought they were gummy candies for some f------ reason >doctor said for her to just keep drinking water and to go to the hospital if they don't pass in a couple days

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This post is regarded. | /r/Greentext

File: 97710d56003795925597726f3(...).jpg (95 KB, 481x481) ☐ "Let's Get It Started" by the Black Eyed Peas was originally called "Let's Get Retarded". Anonymous 03/23/23(Thu)07:27:57 No.896370893 It's been a couple of years since I discovered this "fact" and I'm still unsure if it's actually a 4chan psyops to retcon people into believing it. Which one of you bastards is behind it?

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Anon visits their grandma | /r/Greentext

01 03 07 572 KB PNG >I'm in tears, together >be me last year >Trans m to f >Playing new super Mario bros when dad walks in >My parents are talking to her, saying their goodbyes >On the way out I hear "wait, Gregory, I want to see my grandson one last time" >Says we're going to go see grandma, her cancer has gotten worse >Head to hospital >She's laying there on her death bed remembering all of the times we spent >I walk over to her telling her my name's Mandy now actually >She says "no, you will always be my grandson Gregory and I love you, you're a handsome young man" >Parents look at each other awkwardly >I cry on the ride home >Go back to playing new super Mario bros >Parents apologize for what grandma said to me, they've always been super supportive : Anonymous Should I even go through hormone therapy at this point? I feel an intense guilt 87 KB PNG 03/23/23(Thu)09:45:15 No.896379491 >>896379477 (OP) #

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anon eats a potato bomb | /r/Greentext

File: 1546313453246.jpg (49 KB, 640x640) Anonymous 08/05/19(Mon)13:59:02 No.70360109 >go to local bakery to get a potato bomb >right next to bakery is a gym with a massive window in front of the treadmills >people sweating and panting while running >stand in front of window and eat the potato bomb while keeping eye contact >walk away as they hurl insults at me through the glass i have no regrets. i bet i made them stronger and more motivated, plus that potato bomb was delicious

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Anons post phrases that are nonsense unless you watch/read anime/manga | /r/Greentext

File: 49582049.jpg (84 KB, 697x768) THINK YOU JUST NEED TO STOP BEING SUCH, A F----- 205 Anonymous 03/22/23(Wed)20:30:20 No.250407260 >>250407319 >>250407500 >>250407647 ITT: Phrases that are nonsense unless you watch anime read mango >just because you're correct doesn't mean you're right >i will pleasure myself with this fish >a cat is fine too >my battle power is 530,000 >tuberculotic homosexuality >it's not because you're a rabbit but becauce you're black Anonymous 03/22/23(Wed)20:31:27 No.250407319 ► >>250407260 (OP). >females peak at 13 years old Anonymous 03/22/23(Wed)20:35:20 No.250407500 >>250407260 (OP). >correction needed

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Anon would have you bitches as my maid of honors | /r/Greentext

A Normal male behavior or am I trans? Normal male behavior or am I t(...) I keep daydreaming about my wedding. About how I would be the prettiest and the most graceful little bride and how I would have a summer wedding with lots of beautiful decorations. I spend hours reading wedding magazines and browsing wedding themed webpages. I even got to try on a wedding dress at my friend's mom's wedding boutique and it made me feel so happy and pretty I feel like I'm lying to myself... 781 KB JPG 03/22/23(Wed)22:14:07 No.30190679 Radiochan !!8R5lcuH3PgQ >>30190679 (OP) # Yer trans 03/22/23 (Wed)22:14:36 No.30190683 03/22/23 (Wed)22:17:55 No.30190713 Anonymous >>30190679 (OP) # Yeah dude, that's normal quy behavior.

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File: similar grill.jpg (51 KB, 551x964) Ofriendzoning a stacy Anonymous 03/20/23 (Mon)18:04:35 No.896230545 >grow up spending my evenings in my mother's dance studio because she had to work evenings >be friendly with all the girls my age, but distant, mostly playing the GameCube in the back room >eventually a few of them take a liking to me and the queen Stacy tried to date me >too young to give a s---, doesn't work >eventually she gets a BF but won't stop flirting with me >by this time I'm old enough to stay at home but since our parents are friends I still see her all the time >she gets chubby and basically walks all over her bf >fast forward a few years and shes become obsessed with working out >I choose a university far from home >immediately after she chooses the same one >from the very start of classes she's always trying to visit me >all my new friends think we are dating and ask why I'm lying that we aren't >I refuse to date her even tho she's smoking hot at this point, built like a muscle mommy and super flexible from dancing >she's asking me to feel her booty gains, hang out all the time, wants to cuddle, asks me what dress she wants me to wear, etc. But she's still dating the guy back home long distance so I refuse >one night we get blackout drunk and accidently make out, almost sleep with her >immediately find a different girl to be my gf so she has to back off >she's seething and stops talking to me >I marry the girl I found, while she becomes a super libtard and breaks up with the poor bf she had for a guy 20 years older and marries him >now she's chubby again Dodged a bullet there lads. Always trust your instincts, and never stick your d--- in crazy.

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Second screw up | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: r2L5bJmM) Hawaii Nuclear Warning 5:39 19:39 01/17/18 (Wed)07:55:01 No.157013532 password.jpg 18 KB JPG e Password Warning south o The idiots behind the false missile warning left their f------ password on display for the press photo.

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You come at the king, you best not miss | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous PULGAD CERA Ja 33 KB JPG 07/20/21(Tue) 15:08:02 No.62662469 >be me 5'10 >at party chatting to 3 qts and a 6'1 lanklet know his height cos we used to play sports together >qts ask lanklet how tall he is >"i'm 5'11" bastard gives me the biggest s--- eating grin >qts turn to me >jump in before they can ask me >"that's not possible i'm 5'6 so you gotta be 5'9 at at most" >qts burst out laughing, lanklet starts spurting that he's actually 6'1 >"no way why would anon lie about being 5'6" Dont f--- with me lanklets i can bring you down to my level

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Anonymous QUILTED MOZAL 03/23/23(Thu)15:03:37 No.72679115 203 KB JPG > Be me > 18 years old > aside from school I be working at Burger King The building where the Burger King is located is wall to wall to a local nightclub, you can basically hear the music and drunk people inside the Burger King. > got a day off > ask my friends at school if they want to go out clubbing > everyone is busy and has other plans > maybe next time anon > well since I got nothing to do I might as well worn extra today > go to work and do regular Burger King s--- > can hear the bass from the nightclub while I prep the burgers > finished shift only think left is to throw the trash > go outside and throws the trash container > the line to the club is next to the trash container > suddenly see my friends in the line > oh hi anon.. we went out last minute. Want to join us? > that feeling when I have to work flipping burger while my friends go out without me > come home sad and and see they have fun posting on snapchat Gonna kill myself anons not sure if I can take it anymore

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: Anonymous 03/23/23(Thu)21:25:23 No.72678763 gucci & gumdrops @queend236 Being a housewife is only fun when you're married to someone wealthy and can go to yoga and get your nails done. Being a housewife to a man making $65k and having to cook, clean, do laundry, go to the post office, and take the kids to school all for free is not the easy life kek.png 325 KB PNG >tfw you have to make over a million a year to even betabux in 2023

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: Anonymous >been consuming nothing but Monster and Advil for the last few days WHEN THE F--- AM I SUPPOSED TO SLEEP? I F------ HATE BEING A WAGESLAVE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Huh. I wonder for whom the bell tolls. 03/19/23(Sun)12:43:09 No.72626778 >24th straight day in a row of working double shifts 295 KB PNG AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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