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Anonymous 07/19/24(Fri)16:55:48 No.201454721 jnn8sjzuw.jpg 14 KB JPG >drug is called interferon >doesn't interfere with the doctor finding a diagnosis This vexes me
Anonymous 07/19/24(Fri)16:55:48 No.201454721 jnn8sjzuw.jpg 14 KB JPG >drug is called interferon >doesn't interfere with the doctor finding a diagnosis This vexes me

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File: cpp.jpg (7 KB, 250x206) W-- is going on? Anonymous 08/07/21(Sat)01:28:50 No.64868811 >>64868837 >>64868908 >about 5 years ago >make girl in sims 4 >f------ perfect >give her a name and a back story >imagine she has a little mole on her hip you can only see when her shirt rides up >few years later >get roommate >dead ringer for sims 4 girl >lifting box into closet >shirt rides up >its the f------ mole Anonymous 08/07/21 (Sat)01:29:41 No.64868822 >>64868811 (OP) do the needful OP Fate has already decided for you Anonymous 08/07/21(Sat)01:30:39 No.64868837 File: 1599429068801.gif (1.4 MB, 500x376) >>64868811 (OP) the dimensional merge has begun, anon. >>64868822
File: cpp.jpg (7 KB, 250x206) W-- is going on? Anonymous 08/07/21(Sat)01:28:50 No.64868811 >>64868837 >>64868908 >about 5 years ago >make girl in sims 4 >f------ perfect >give her a name and a back story >imagine she has a little mole on her hip you can only see when her shirt rides up >few years later >get roommate >dead ringer for sims 4 girl >lifting box into closet >shirt rides up >its the f------ mole Anonymous 08/07/21 (Sat)01:29:41 No.64868822 >>64868811 (OP) do the needful OP Fate has already decided for you Anonymous 08/07/21(Sat)01:30:39 No.64868837 File: 1599429068801.gif (1.4 MB, 500x376) >>64868811 (OP) the dimensional merge has begun, anon. >>64868822

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Anonymous 08/04/24(Sun)11:14:42 No.78385174 e39a4d39d7575becd62085132e3760f4b672a52fr1-547-648v2_uhq.jpg 22 KB JPG >go to a white supremacist discord >their biggest fantasy is having sex with black women >go to a black supremacist discord >their biggest fantasy is having sex with white women huh?
Anonymous 08/04/24(Sun)11:14:42 No.78385174 e39a4d39d7575becd62085132e3760f4b672a52fr1-547-648v2_uhq.jpg 22 KB JPG >go to a white supremacist discord >their biggest fantasy is having sex with black women >go to a black supremacist discord >their biggest fantasy is having sex with white women huh?

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Anonymous | 769221406 im dying inside 127,3 KB PNG >be me right now >indian parents f------ slam my door 1 órával ezelőtt ... >i'm scared as f--- (even though im a 6ft tall 15 year old) >about my test scores >say they'll take away my phone and laptop >honestly think they'll beat my ass (not first time) wat do? I actually want to die (pic related) 7 REPLIES 3 IMAGES Anonymous | 769221461 Take a s--- on the street to relax? REPLY 1 órával ezelőtt ...
Anonymous | 769221406 im dying inside 127,3 KB PNG >be me right now >indian parents f------ slam my door 1 órával ezelőtt ... >i'm scared as f--- (even though im a 6ft tall 15 year old) >about my test scores >say they'll take away my phone and laptop >honestly think they'll beat my ass (not first time) wat do? I actually want to die (pic related) 7 REPLIES 3 IMAGES Anonymous | 769221461 Take a s--- on the street to relax? REPLY 1 órával ezelőtt ...

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Anon feeds the ducks. | /r/Greentext

[Return] [Catalog] [Bottom] [Update] [Auto] File: Screenshot 7-8-2024 20119(...).jpg (40 KB, 240x268) Ducks Anonymous 08/07/24(Wed)20:23:47 No.4854804 >be me >love ducks >so cute >little cute quacks > little cute feet > little cute chicks >eat seeds and worms and s--- >see three ducks on my driveway this morning, they sometimes stop by >2 males 1 female >get birb seed >feed them >out of nowhere male 1 starts r----- the s--- out of female >smashing her against neighbours car >still r----- >pins her against a rock >more r--- >shes flapping so hard her wings get all bent >more r--- >shes in real pain >pinned into the grass >more r--- >i chase them away >r---- flies away >dumb bitch flies off and follows the r----- >3rd duck just chillin next to them and eats the rest of the seed and walks off How is something so cute and adorable so f------ brutal. Like the guys will literally gang r--- some chick and drown her which kinda negates the point of breeding. This is how I imagine most incel anons would behave if we had no prisons/cops.
[Return] [Catalog] [Bottom] [Update] [Auto] File: Screenshot 7-8-2024 20119(...).jpg (40 KB, 240x268) Ducks Anonymous 08/07/24(Wed)20:23:47 No.4854804 >be me >love ducks >so cute >little cute quacks > little cute feet > little cute chicks >eat seeds and worms and s--- >see three ducks on my driveway this morning, they sometimes stop by >2 males 1 female >get birb seed >feed them >out of nowhere male 1 starts r----- the s--- out of female >smashing her against neighbours car >still r----- >pins her against a rock >more r--- >shes flapping so hard her wings get all bent >more r--- >shes in real pain >pinned into the grass >more r--- >i chase them away >r---- flies away >dumb bitch flies off and follows the r----- >3rd duck just chillin next to them and eats the rest of the seed and walks off How is something so cute and adorable so f------ brutal. Like the guys will literally gang r--- some chick and drown her which kinda negates the point of breeding. This is how I imagine most incel anons would behave if we had no prisons/cops.

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Harry Potter and the Feds of Destiny | /r/Greentext

harry-potter-epilogue.jpg 286 KB JPG >Harry Potter ends not with Harry overthrowing, reforming, or leading a revolution against the institutions that literally harassed, smeared, exiled, and tried to kill him, his friends, and family, and instead left it entirely intact, the exact same way it existed including the discrimination against half-bloods, and became a Fed who smiles as his son is sent to conform to the system that almost ate itself alive during the Wizarding Wars. >This is a happy ending. So, Harry Potter was about shutting the f--- up and conforming to the system? Oh, thank God. Here I thought the genocidal Wizarding institutions that created the problem might have been the problem. I'm glad they got a symbolic victory killing the BAD wizard. Hope another one of them never pops up again. I am glad that this 20-hour film and book series ends with no problems solved and everyone living status quoly ever after. Thanks, JK Rowling. I'll be sure to vote Tory in the next election.
harry-potter-epilogue.jpg 286 KB JPG >Harry Potter ends not with Harry overthrowing, reforming, or leading a revolution against the institutions that literally harassed, smeared, exiled, and tried to kill him, his friends, and family, and instead left it entirely intact, the exact same way it existed including the discrimination against half-bloods, and became a Fed who smiles as his son is sent to conform to the system that almost ate itself alive during the Wizarding Wars. >This is a happy ending. So, Harry Potter was about shutting the f--- up and conforming to the system? Oh, thank God. Here I thought the genocidal Wizarding institutions that created the problem might have been the problem. I'm glad they got a symbolic victory killing the BAD wizard. Hope another one of them never pops up again. I am glad that this 20-hour film and book series ends with no problems solved and everyone living status quoly ever after. Thanks, JK Rowling. I'll be sure to vote Tory in the next election.

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Anonymous 08/04/24(Sun)05:12:10 No.202112847 main-qimg-65dd8c709afef4dc08bc1af32738815e-pjlq.jpg 11 KB JPG >your best friend who is also your oneitis watches you get constantly humiliated and bullied >not only does she watch this but she also laughs and finds it amusing while playfully telling your bully to stop it >she then marries the same bully who made your life a living hell and has a kid with him This is some nightmare fuel stuff. I'm surprised Snape didn't volunteer to personally kill Lily and James himself, I would have.
Anonymous 08/04/24(Sun)05:12:10 No.202112847 main-qimg-65dd8c709afef4dc08bc1af32738815e-pjlq.jpg 11 KB JPG >your best friend who is also your oneitis watches you get constantly humiliated and bullied >not only does she watch this but she also laughs and finds it amusing while playfully telling your bully to stop it >she then marries the same bully who made your life a living hell and has a kid with him This is some nightmare fuel stuff. I'm surprised Snape didn't volunteer to personally kill Lily and James himself, I would have.

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Anon has a good day at work | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 29 KB JPG 12/27/20(Sun)06:07:55 No.843261845 >be me >20 year old wageslave who's sick of living in mom's basement and is saving up to move out >decided to work for Amazon because of the $15/hour >work 10 hour shifts walking around a warehouse picking items off shelves and putting them in totes >f------ sucks >one day, pop in earphones and put on the New Vegas radio soundtrack >pretend I'm the Courier walking back and forth to complete missions >pretend my scanning gun is a .357 >pretend to go into VATS whenever I see my manager in the distance >manage to get through the day a lot quicker >Feeling a lot cooler about myself Anyways, can one of you guys recommend me the quickest way to kill myself, it felt so good acting so retarded that I know there's no more hope for me and I need to end it fast before I turn into even more of a full on retard. 19 Replies / 2 Images View Thread
Anonymous 29 KB JPG 12/27/20(Sun)06:07:55 No.843261845 >be me >20 year old wageslave who's sick of living in mom's basement and is saving up to move out >decided to work for Amazon because of the $15/hour >work 10 hour shifts walking around a warehouse picking items off shelves and putting them in totes >f------ sucks >one day, pop in earphones and put on the New Vegas radio soundtrack >pretend I'm the Courier walking back and forth to complete missions >pretend my scanning gun is a .357 >pretend to go into VATS whenever I see my manager in the distance >manage to get through the day a lot quicker >Feeling a lot cooler about myself Anyways, can one of you guys recommend me the quickest way to kill myself, it felt so good acting so retarded that I know there's no more hope for me and I need to end it fast before I turn into even more of a full on retard. 19 Replies / 2 Images View Thread

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image.png 12 KB PNG >The Best [GENRE] Game You've Never Played (2:14:57) >How [GAME] Broke Me (3:48:22) >You Don't Understand [GAME] (1:05:30) >The [GAME] Iceberg (6:37:13) >[GAME]: A Quick Retrospective (47:58:29)
image.png 12 KB PNG >The Best [GENRE] Game You've Never Played (2:14:57) >How [GAME] Broke Me (3:48:22) >You Don't Understand [GAME] (1:05:30) >The [GAME] Iceberg (6:37:13) >[GAME]: A Quick Retrospective (47:58:29)

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Anonymous 50 KB JPG 06/19/24(Wed)01:03:45 No.101048407 >OS: windows 11 >phone: iphone >browser: google chrome (+ adblocker) >search engine: google >location: on >cookies: all accepted >send optional data to microsoft: yes
Anonymous 50 KB JPG 06/19/24(Wed)01:03:45 No.101048407 >OS: windows 11 >phone: iphone >browser: google chrome (+ adblocker) >search engine: google >location: on >cookies: all accepted >send optional data to microsoft: yes

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27 KB JPG >becomes a nun >be me >highschool >try to get girlfriend >"sorry anon let's stay friends" >becomes a nun >uni >have a gf >"sorry anon I felt the calling" >make friends with lady at the cafe near my home >ask on a date >"oh anon pardon me, I can't" >ofc she would be a nun How the f--- am I supposed to compete with Jesus?
27 KB JPG >becomes a nun >be me >highschool >try to get girlfriend >"sorry anon let's stay friends" >becomes a nun >uni >have a gf >"sorry anon I felt the calling" >make friends with lady at the cafe near my home >ask on a date >"oh anon pardon me, I can't" >ofc she would be a nun How the f--- am I supposed to compete with Jesus?

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Beastly rebound | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: 555/a6u6 Mr beast is back 08/03/24(Sat) 19:07:03 No.476766779 Home Videos Shorts Latest Popular Oldest 32:21 Community Survive 100 Days In Nuclear Bunker, Win $500,000 4.6M views 57 minutes ago beast.jpg 130 KB JPG >gets exposed for running a scam channel >knew about his p--- t----- friend for years >got exposed having a glownigger mommy >ran by Night media (Disney) >gets world-wide backlash >uploads a video >he's back to being loved again >comments are unanimously in favor of him despite getting exposed Are normies just too brainwashed to be redpilled?
Anonymous (ID: 555/a6u6 Mr beast is back 08/03/24(Sat) 19:07:03 No.476766779 Home Videos Shorts Latest Popular Oldest 32:21 Community Survive 100 Days In Nuclear Bunker, Win $500,000 4.6M views 57 minutes ago beast.jpg 130 KB JPG >gets exposed for running a scam channel >knew about his p--- t----- friend for years >got exposed having a glownigger mommy >ran by Night media (Disney) >gets world-wide backlash >uploads a video >he's back to being loved again >comments are unanimously in favor of him despite getting exposed Are normies just too brainwashed to be redpilled?

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: Anonymous 575 KB PNG >Be me 08/07/24(Wed)11:00:13 No.78415494 >work at s----- fast food job for almost a year >nerdy older white lady works there and is super sweet and nice to me >solid 7.5/10 >nice ass for a white girl >Into cosplay, anime, and emo music >she's 32 and single while i'm 17 >Quit my job a few months ago >Hugs me on my last day and I get hard instantly >She definitely feels press against her and laughs >Immediately follows me on Instagram afterwards Fellas should I go for it when I become of age? I wanna be a victim and I want her to m----- me and take my innocence.
: Anonymous 575 KB PNG >Be me 08/07/24(Wed)11:00:13 No.78415494 >work at s----- fast food job for almost a year >nerdy older white lady works there and is super sweet and nice to me >solid 7.5/10 >nice ass for a white girl >Into cosplay, anime, and emo music >she's 32 and single while i'm 17 >Quit my job a few months ago >Hugs me on my last day and I get hard instantly >She definitely feels press against her and laughs >Immediately follows me on Instagram afterwards Fellas should I go for it when I become of age? I wanna be a victim and I want her to m----- me and take my innocence.

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Anon fell for the meme | /r/Greentext

File: 1444274101285.jpg (12 KB, 424x394) ☐ Anonymous 08/06/24(Tue)23:27:59 No.31766033 >>31766075 >>31766222 >>31766399 >>31767354 >>31767396 >>31767437 >>31767509 >>31769419 >>31769567 >>31769628 >fell for the cs meme >graduated 2020 >couldn't get a job or even an interview after hundreds of applications >fell for the tradie meme >respec'd into electrician apprenticeship >apprenticeship finished and can't get a single interview What the f--- do I do now? I'm 26 and have never had an actual job. Anonymous 08/06/24(Tue)23:31:43 No.31766057 start your own company and work for yourself. create your own job. electrician is great work. also look in to HVAC and roofing. those three are the big money makers. there's also drywalling, but it's a f------ bitch of a job. my point is that continuing to broaden your skills will only help you.
File: 1444274101285.jpg (12 KB, 424x394) ☐ Anonymous 08/06/24(Tue)23:27:59 No.31766033 >>31766075 >>31766222 >>31766399 >>31767354 >>31767396 >>31767437 >>31767509 >>31769419 >>31769567 >>31769628 >fell for the cs meme >graduated 2020 >couldn't get a job or even an interview after hundreds of applications >fell for the tradie meme >respec'd into electrician apprenticeship >apprenticeship finished and can't get a single interview What the f--- do I do now? I'm 26 and have never had an actual job. Anonymous 08/06/24(Tue)23:31:43 No.31766057 start your own company and work for yourself. create your own job. electrician is great work. also look in to HVAC and roofing. those three are the big money makers. there's also drywalling, but it's a f------ bitch of a job. my point is that continuing to broaden your skills will only help you.

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personality is OPs problem afterall | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 62 KB JPG 08/06/24(Tue)19:14:41 No.78414398 >waiting at the work elevator by myself >a dude appears >scrawnier, paler, shorter, more recessed chin, worse receded hairline, and wearing an abysmal t- shirt >"Finally, someone uglier than me" >a few moments later a qt walks by >"Byyyeee Cody, have a nice night!" she in a kind and borderline seductive voice >"You too Vanessa" >"Thaaankkksss :)" After all this time I've finally realized that it really is just my personality that's the problem.
Anonymous 62 KB JPG 08/06/24(Tue)19:14:41 No.78414398 >waiting at the work elevator by myself >a dude appears >scrawnier, paler, shorter, more recessed chin, worse receded hairline, and wearing an abysmal t- shirt >"Finally, someone uglier than me" >a few moments later a qt walks by >"Byyyeee Cody, have a nice night!" she in a kind and borderline seductive voice >"You too Vanessa" >"Thaaankkksss :)" After all this time I've finally realized that it really is just my personality that's the problem.

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Anon is schizo | /r/Greentext

1485818356729.jpg 20 KB JPG Things that the gnomes have stolen and not (yet) returned; >the shawl >a pillow >two packages of corncakes >a pair of fine gloves >several hats. Every time I get a hat, they take it away Things the gnomes have stolen and later returned (always in corners) >my gf's silk sleeping mask >a glass of gingerale >the high carbon iron fire prod (but not the s----- Chinese one) Things the gnomes have given me; >a small stone hammer
1485818356729.jpg 20 KB JPG Things that the gnomes have stolen and not (yet) returned; >the shawl >a pillow >two packages of corncakes >a pair of fine gloves >several hats. Every time I get a hat, they take it away Things the gnomes have stolen and later returned (always in corners) >my gf's silk sleeping mask >a glass of gingerale >the high carbon iron fire prod (but not the s----- Chinese one) Things the gnomes have given me; >a small stone hammer

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What do you think latinbros? | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 02/16/24(Fri)03:21:04 No.667231190 jackie.jpg 137 KB JPG >game dev writes a "latin" game character "AY DIOS MIO DEES FOOD IS DELICIOSO CABRON JUST LIKE MY MAMMACITA USE TO MAKE BACK WHEN I RAN WITH LA LOCO MUCHACHOS ROJA C'MON ESE YOU HAVE TO TASTE DIS CARNE DEL BURRO"
Anonymous 02/16/24(Fri)03:21:04 No.667231190 jackie.jpg 137 KB JPG >game dev writes a "latin" game character "AY DIOS MIO DEES FOOD IS DELICIOSO CABRON JUST LIKE MY MAMMACITA USE TO MAKE BACK WHEN I RAN WITH LA LOCO MUCHACHOS ROJA C'MON ESE YOU HAVE TO TASTE DIS CARNE DEL BURRO"

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Line of Engagement | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/19/24(Fri)16:14:17 No.201454046 IMG_8325.jpg 126 KB JPG >AHHH HELP MY JOB IS TOO STABLE AND HIGH- PAYING IM GOING INSANE!!! Was Gen X really like this?
: Anonymous 07/19/24(Fri)16:14:17 No.201454046 IMG_8325.jpg 126 KB JPG >AHHH HELP MY JOB IS TOO STABLE AND HIGH- PAYING IM GOING INSANE!!! Was Gen X really like this?

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Anon loves Mr. Rock | /r/Greentext

Awesome Mr. Rock Mr rock 08/05/24(Mon)23:37:43 No.269595778 1.67 MB JPG >be mr rock >hes so cool! >after the death of alex jr and timmy, mr rock prevented me from going on a downwards spiral >i am so grateful to him >i could never repay him >be mr rock >ultimate racist hunter >a racist hunter is someone who hunts down and kills racists >ultimate communist hunter >a communist hunter is someone hunts down and kills communists >he's so awesome! >he is the current generations good guy greg >and he isn't even brain rot, unlike what most of gen z and gen alpha has to offer! >be more like mr rock >awesome mr rock! >mr rock
Awesome Mr. Rock Mr rock 08/05/24(Mon)23:37:43 No.269595778 1.67 MB JPG >be mr rock >hes so cool! >after the death of alex jr and timmy, mr rock prevented me from going on a downwards spiral >i am so grateful to him >i could never repay him >be mr rock >ultimate racist hunter >a racist hunter is someone who hunts down and kills racists >ultimate communist hunter >a communist hunter is someone hunts down and kills communists >he's so awesome! >he is the current generations good guy greg >and he isn't even brain rot, unlike what most of gen z and gen alpha has to offer! >be more like mr rock >awesome mr rock! >mr rock

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Anon doesn't like phones | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: lepV+XLB) 832 KB PNG 08/06/24(Tue)16:23:09 No.20928069 >be me >hate phones >they stress me out, anyone can just send me a message and bother me for s--- >super easy to ruin my entire day with a click of a button, don't want to give anyone that power over me >as a teenager, mom wanted me to have a phone for communication with home because i frequently leave without telling anyone where i'm going >accept this, take the phone >still use that phone years later >it begins to fail, i don't want another one because i'd really rather leave this thing behind >financial situation is s---, we're constantly behind on rent >mom orders me a new one anyway because this one can't be used without being plugged in >feel guilty she probably spent money on it, don't even want it, she knows i hate it, but nowadays she insists on it so we can see each others locations as well >obviously not something a private person would want, makes the entire situation worse wat do?
Anonymous (ID: lepV+XLB) 832 KB PNG 08/06/24(Tue)16:23:09 No.20928069 >be me >hate phones >they stress me out, anyone can just send me a message and bother me for s--- >super easy to ruin my entire day with a click of a button, don't want to give anyone that power over me >as a teenager, mom wanted me to have a phone for communication with home because i frequently leave without telling anyone where i'm going >accept this, take the phone >still use that phone years later >it begins to fail, i don't want another one because i'd really rather leave this thing behind >financial situation is s---, we're constantly behind on rent >mom orders me a new one anyway because this one can't be used without being plugged in >feel guilty she probably spent money on it, don't even want it, she knows i hate it, but nowadays she insists on it so we can see each others locations as well >obviously not something a private person would want, makes the entire situation worse wat do?

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