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Anonymous (ID: lepV+XLB) 832 KB PNG 08/06/24(Tue)16:23:09 No.20928069 >be me >hate phones >they stress me out, anyone can just send me a message and bother me for s--- >super easy to ruin my entire day with a click of a button, don't want to give anyone that power over me >as a teenager, mom wanted me to have a phone for communication with home because i frequently leave without telling anyone where i'm going >accept this, take the phone >still use that phone years later >it begins to fail, i don't want another one because i'd really rather leave this thing behind >financial situation is s---, we're constantly behind on rent >mom orders me a new one anyway because this one can't be used without being plugged in >feel guilty she probably spent money on it, don't even want it, she knows i hate it, but nowadays she insists on it so we can see each others locations as well >obviously not something a private person would want, makes the entire situation worse wat do?
Anonymous (ID: lepV+XLB) 832 KB PNG 08/06/24(Tue)16:23:09 No.20928069 >be me >hate phones >they stress me out, anyone can just send me a message and bother me for s--- >super easy to ruin my entire day with a click of a button, don't want to give anyone that power over me >as a teenager, mom wanted me to have a phone for communication with home because i frequently leave without telling anyone where i'm going >accept this, take the phone >still use that phone years later >it begins to fail, i don't want another one because i'd really rather leave this thing behind >financial situation is s---, we're constantly behind on rent >mom orders me a new one anyway because this one can't be used without being plugged in >feel guilty she probably spent money on it, don't even want it, she knows i hate it, but nowadays she insists on it so we can see each others locations as well >obviously not something a private person would want, makes the entire situation worse wat do?

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Anon is carefree | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: EXWHY+K) I Are zoomers afraid of disease (...) 442 KB PNG 08/06/24(Tue)14:56:42 No.20927557 >be me >out with some zoomer "friend", touching grass >bum approaches us, shows me a soda bottle >cantopenscanyous? >what? >zoomer translates for me >oh ok >take bottle, open it and give it back to bum >bum walks away >seeing-bums-makes-me-ponder-my-future.exe >zoomer: why did you do that, who knows what disease you got from him? >the idea blows my mind so hard I can't even muster a reply Is this mindset common among zoomers? Am I being careless?
Anonymous (ID: EXWHY+K) I Are zoomers afraid of disease (...) 442 KB PNG 08/06/24(Tue)14:56:42 No.20927557 >be me >out with some zoomer "friend", touching grass >bum approaches us, shows me a soda bottle >cantopenscanyous? >what? >zoomer translates for me >oh ok >take bottle, open it and give it back to bum >bum walks away >seeing-bums-makes-me-ponder-my-future.exe >zoomer: why did you do that, who knows what disease you got from him? >the idea blows my mind so hard I can't even muster a reply Is this mindset common among zoomers? Am I being careless?

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Anon hesitates | /r/Greentext

>wikipedia him >ctrl+f >"jew" >no results >oh thank christ Anonymous (ID: pTRHMAYR 08/06/24(Tue)23:22:52 No.477271425 >never heard of Tim Walz >read a bit about him >he seems aight >but his name has me concerned...
>wikipedia him >ctrl+f >"jew" >no results >oh thank christ Anonymous (ID: pTRHMAYR 08/06/24(Tue)23:22:52 No.477271425 >never heard of Tim Walz >read a bit about him >he seems aight >but his name has me concerned...

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Anon has questionable hygiene habits | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: SGMMBgcG Scentmaxxing TAG TAG TAG TAG 12 KB JPG through 08/06/24(Tue)19:22:42 No.20929018 Step 1 stop taking hot showers, using soap or shampoo >you can take cold vanilla showers or use a sauna, try to bathe in a lake or stream >in approximately 2-3 weeks your skin microbiota layer will heal and you'll smell like nothing but your pheromones can get Step 2 buy and wear cologne >this will cover and intermingle with your sweat scent released between rinses, spray or dab kind is fine, get your armpits chest wrists lower back neck and pants between your legs Smell better than shower normies with neet level effort. This is what I've discovered and I think the French discovered centuries ago.
Anonymous (ID: SGMMBgcG Scentmaxxing TAG TAG TAG TAG 12 KB JPG through 08/06/24(Tue)19:22:42 No.20929018 Step 1 stop taking hot showers, using soap or shampoo >you can take cold vanilla showers or use a sauna, try to bathe in a lake or stream >in approximately 2-3 weeks your skin microbiota layer will heal and you'll smell like nothing but your pheromones can get Step 2 buy and wear cologne >this will cover and intermingle with your sweat scent released between rinses, spray or dab kind is fine, get your armpits chest wrists lower back neck and pants between your legs Smell better than shower normies with neet level effort. This is what I've discovered and I think the French discovered centuries ago.

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It's too cold to be outside | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 08/06/24(Tue)01:28:20 No.684731029 Finsk%20flag 106604.jpg 31 KB JPG >consistently produces some of the best, most kino games on the market how do they do it?
Anonymous 08/06/24(Tue)01:28:20 No.684731029 Finsk%20flag 106604.jpg 31 KB JPG >consistently produces some of the best, most kino games on the market how do they do it?

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Anon has first world problems | /r/Greentext

I don't have any willingness Anonymous 08/04/23 (Fri)18:10:53 No.646311537 [Reply] >wake up >want to play video games >do nothing all day >don't play video games >>646318037
I don't have any willingness Anonymous 08/04/23 (Fri)18:10:53 No.646311537 [Reply] >wake up >want to play video games >do nothing all day >don't play video games >>646318037

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anons new musical | /r/Greentext

1 742 KB JPG >UNDER DA KNEE >(undah da knee) >UNDAH DA KNEE >(undah da knee) >COUNTERFEIT TWENTY >DRUGS I TOOK PLENTY >NOW I CANT BREATHE >IN THE CAR I FLOPPED AROUND >I SAID PUT ME ON THE GROUND >ITS NOT MUCH BETTER >HOW WORSE COULD THIS GETTAH? >HERE COMES THE KNEE >UNDAH DA KNEE >(undah da knee) >UNDAH DA KNEE >(undah da knee) >THERES SOME ACCUSATIONS >OF BREATHING FRUSTRATIONS >UNDAH DA KNEE >BANANAS ARE WHAT I LIKE TO HOLD >NOW IM IN A CASKET MADE OF GOLD >BUILDINGS WERE BURNING >BLACK PEOPLE SPERGING >OVER DA KNEE >UNDAH DA KNEE >(undah da knee) >UNDAH DA KNEE >(undah da knee) HOT D >THE COPS THEY MIS EAT US
1 742 KB JPG >UNDER DA KNEE >(undah da knee) >UNDAH DA KNEE >(undah da knee) >COUNTERFEIT TWENTY >DRUGS I TOOK PLENTY >NOW I CANT BREATHE >IN THE CAR I FLOPPED AROUND >I SAID PUT ME ON THE GROUND >ITS NOT MUCH BETTER >HOW WORSE COULD THIS GETTAH? >HERE COMES THE KNEE >UNDAH DA KNEE >(undah da knee) >UNDAH DA KNEE >(undah da knee) >THERES SOME ACCUSATIONS >OF BREATHING FRUSTRATIONS >UNDAH DA KNEE >BANANAS ARE WHAT I LIKE TO HOLD >NOW IM IN A CASKET MADE OF GOLD >BUILDINGS WERE BURNING >BLACK PEOPLE SPERGING >OVER DA KNEE >UNDAH DA KNEE >(undah da knee) >UNDAH DA KNEE >(undah da knee) HOT D >THE COPS THEY MIS EAT US

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The perfect candidate? | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: Xr0gpvDT) 08/01/24(Thu)14:43:04 No.476485974 VICE PRESIDENT KAMALA HARRIS LIVE ON TODAY MT. DORA HIGH 80° LOW 52° dig TODAY SUNNY 7:13 55 9DF5CF46-1BE5-4BF4-A9E5-A9DE6D64E874.jpg 266 KB JPG >never does any thing >can't attack her on her track record Genius !
Anonymous (ID: Xr0gpvDT) 08/01/24(Thu)14:43:04 No.476485974 VICE PRESIDENT KAMALA HARRIS LIVE ON TODAY MT. DORA HIGH 80° LOW 52° dig TODAY SUNNY 7:13 55 9DF5CF46-1BE5-4BF4-A9E5-A9DE6D64E874.jpg 266 KB JPG >never does any thing >can't attack her on her track record Genius !

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Nanny State Trooper | /r/Greentext

Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: DWVFoJmo) VIDEO ▼Settings Mobile Home 08/02/24(Fri)15:57:55 No.476655786 SALE OF ENERGY DRINKS TO BE BANNED FOR UNDER-16S 272 KB PNG >Be 15 in the Uk >Go to co-op >Buy 500ml energy drink (160mg caffeine) >Must show ID due to caffeine content >Go to Starbucks >Buy a Large coffee (330mg caffeine) >No ID needed Why is the Uk government so retarded?
Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: DWVFoJmo) VIDEO ▼Settings Mobile Home 08/02/24(Fri)15:57:55 No.476655786 SALE OF ENERGY DRINKS TO BE BANNED FOR UNDER-16S 272 KB PNG >Be 15 in the Uk >Go to co-op >Buy 500ml energy drink (160mg caffeine) >Must show ID due to caffeine content >Go to Starbucks >Buy a Large coffee (330mg caffeine) >No ID needed Why is the Uk government so retarded?

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Anon doesn't understand the Tony Soprano grindset | /r/Greentext

348d3f4a520447a43b969323f2bd826fe9-gandolfini-pool- cover.rsquare.w768.jpg 24 KB JPG How the f--- did he smoke cigars in the pool without ruining them? Anonymous 07/07/24(Sun)20:36:10 No.201045287 by being an adult who can control himself and not dunk his head underwater while smoking? the same way people drink in the pool without ending up with a cup of pool water? >>201045333 # >>201045371 # >>201045375 # Anonymous 07/07/24(Sun)20:36:17 No.201045294 07/07/24(Sun) 20:37:15 No.201045333 Back then one just had to adapt Anonymous >>201045287 # >Wet hands >Touching wet cigar >Cigar not ruined Explain that, genius >>201045413 # >>201045702 #
348d3f4a520447a43b969323f2bd826fe9-gandolfini-pool- cover.rsquare.w768.jpg 24 KB JPG How the f--- did he smoke cigars in the pool without ruining them? Anonymous 07/07/24(Sun)20:36:10 No.201045287 by being an adult who can control himself and not dunk his head underwater while smoking? the same way people drink in the pool without ending up with a cup of pool water? >>201045333 # >>201045371 # >>201045375 # Anonymous 07/07/24(Sun)20:36:17 No.201045294 07/07/24(Sun) 20:37:15 No.201045333 Back then one just had to adapt Anonymous >>201045287 # >Wet hands >Touching wet cigar >Cigar not ruined Explain that, genius >>201045413 # >>201045702 #

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Anon lives in Gotham | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 36 KB JPG 07/19/24(Fri)15:29:25 No.144566756 >>144566570 (OP) # >Be me >Average wagie who works a dead end job >Living paycheck to paycheck because I live in the s------- that is Gotham >Ex-con co-worker tells me he's heard around that some rich guy named Oz is looking to hire some extra security for his club >Manage to land job >Couple of weeks later on an average night the club has a power outage >Oz starts yelling at all of the employees to be prepared because "he's coming" >No clue what the hell he's talking about >I'm given a gun and told to stand guard outside >I spot this hulking beast dressed in black slowly approaching me >Pic related >Ask him what he's supposed to be >He then promptly beats the ever loving s--- out of me, breaking my knee caps I f------ Gotham I'm moving back in with my parents in Coast
: Anonymous 36 KB JPG 07/19/24(Fri)15:29:25 No.144566756 >>144566570 (OP) # >Be me >Average wagie who works a dead end job >Living paycheck to paycheck because I live in the s------- that is Gotham >Ex-con co-worker tells me he's heard around that some rich guy named Oz is looking to hire some extra security for his club >Manage to land job >Couple of weeks later on an average night the club has a power outage >Oz starts yelling at all of the employees to be prepared because "he's coming" >No clue what the hell he's talking about >I'm given a gun and told to stand guard outside >I spot this hulking beast dressed in black slowly approaching me >Pic related >Ask him what he's supposed to be >He then promptly beats the ever loving s--- out of me, breaking my knee caps I f------ Gotham I'm moving back in with my parents in Coast

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anon was jorkin it | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 72 KB JPG 12/13/22(Tue)17:36:48 No.71389512 >be 12 and retarded >feel horny all the time >decide it's finally time to learn how to masturbate >lay in bed naked and watch p--- to get hard and start shaking hands with the milkman >"ohhhhhh im boutta c--" I yell >piss all over myself >mom slowly approaches my room >"did you call me sweetheart?" >"No dont come in!.." > busts open the door like swat >pauses for a second before leaving
Anonymous 72 KB JPG 12/13/22(Tue)17:36:48 No.71389512 >be 12 and retarded >feel horny all the time >decide it's finally time to learn how to masturbate >lay in bed naked and watch p--- to get hard and start shaking hands with the milkman >"ohhhhhh im boutta c--" I yell >piss all over myself >mom slowly approaches my room >"did you call me sweetheart?" >"No dont come in!.." > busts open the door like swat >pauses for a second before leaving

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Anon had a victory | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 51 KB JPG 08/06/24(Tue)10:44:31 No.78408317 >be me 2 minutes ago >incredibly sick >sent home from work >have to take large s--- >I know I'm gonna have to clog it. S----- toilet never flushes >know I'm gonna need to add water >press flush >it actually goes down This was todays victory
Anonymous 51 KB JPG 08/06/24(Tue)10:44:31 No.78408317 >be me 2 minutes ago >incredibly sick >sent home from work >have to take large s--- >I know I'm gonna have to clog it. S----- toilet never flushes >know I'm gonna need to add water >press flush >it actually goes down This was todays victory

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the beatles confuse anon | /r/Greentext

☐ Anonymous 08/06/24(Tue)14:16:38 No.11686278 >don't know any sheet music >somehow their understanding of music theory is so high, it is only rivaled by themselves on drugs how the f--- did they manage to do it?
☐ Anonymous 08/06/24(Tue)14:16:38 No.11686278 >don't know any sheet music >somehow their understanding of music theory is so high, it is only rivaled by themselves on drugs how the f--- did they manage to do it?

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A King's peace | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/30/24(Tue)17:35:20 No.16907502 mlk.jpg 98 KB JPG >Organizes a series of very successful race riots >Threatens LBJ with more riots if he doesn't enact Civil Rights legislation >Remembered as a peaceable saint in the grand scheme of the Civil Rights movement
Anonymous 07/30/24(Tue)17:35:20 No.16907502 mlk.jpg 98 KB JPG >Organizes a series of very successful race riots >Threatens LBJ with more riots if he doesn't enact Civil Rights legislation >Remembered as a peaceable saint in the grand scheme of the Civil Rights movement

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Anon larps as a family guy | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 31 KB JPG 01/18/21(Mon)18:25:04 No.23455672 >Friday night nothing to do >decide to drive around >put on my best suit >style my hair nice >go to the Mcdonalds drive through >hold my phone up to my ear >a second before the lady asks for my order I pretend to have a conversation with my imaginary wife on my cell phone >place an order large enough for a nuclear family so as to not blow my cover >as I wait for the food at the next window, I talk to my imaginary wife on the phone about my day >the lady comes with the food as im telling my imaginary son that I love him and ill be home soon with nuggets >"love you too slugger, daddy'll be home soon" >take food, buy beer, get piss drunk by myself and eat half the food I bought, wasting the rest
Anonymous 31 KB JPG 01/18/21(Mon)18:25:04 No.23455672 >Friday night nothing to do >decide to drive around >put on my best suit >style my hair nice >go to the Mcdonalds drive through >hold my phone up to my ear >a second before the lady asks for my order I pretend to have a conversation with my imaginary wife on my cell phone >place an order large enough for a nuclear family so as to not blow my cover >as I wait for the food at the next window, I talk to my imaginary wife on the phone about my day >the lady comes with the food as im telling my imaginary son that I love him and ill be home soon with nuggets >"love you too slugger, daddy'll be home soon" >take food, buy beer, get piss drunk by myself and eat half the food I bought, wasting the rest

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what goth pussy does to a man | /r/Greentext

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO ✓ 1705938142628782.jpg, 53KiB, 323x496 Reached a new low Anonymous Tue 30 Jul 2024 >light on a c-------- 17:24:02 No.78332813 View Report >be me >had the best weekend of my life while at a festival >fell in love hard with this goth chick >made out on drugs etc. >she dumped me on the last day >started online dating to cope >match with this other hot goth chick >we get along super well >texting for hours >then she suddenly asks me something >"you know i am trans right?" >turn phone off >scream louder than ever before in my life
View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO ✓ 1705938142628782.jpg, 53KiB, 323x496 Reached a new low Anonymous Tue 30 Jul 2024 >light on a c-------- 17:24:02 No.78332813 View Report >be me >had the best weekend of my life while at a festival >fell in love hard with this goth chick >made out on drugs etc. >she dumped me on the last day >started online dating to cope >match with this other hot goth chick >we get along super well >texting for hours >then she suddenly asks me something >"you know i am trans right?" >turn phone off >scream louder than ever before in my life

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Anon studies world war 2 | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 08/06/24(Tue)16:12:33 No.200625111 [Reply] >>200625161 >>200625207 >>200625) >start looking into WW2 >all the slavic countries fought alongside the Nazis in SS divisions >all the western euros immediately dropped their weapons and happily joined Germany It really was just the UK and Russia who wanted Germany destroyed, wasn't it? Anonymous 08/06/24(Tue)16:14:45 No.200625161 >>200625111 (OP) >all the western euros immediately dropped their weapons and happily joined Germany retard
Anonymous 08/06/24(Tue)16:12:33 No.200625111 [Reply] >>200625161 >>200625207 >>200625) >start looking into WW2 >all the slavic countries fought alongside the Nazis in SS divisions >all the western euros immediately dropped their weapons and happily joined Germany It really was just the UK and Russia who wanted Germany destroyed, wasn't it? Anonymous 08/06/24(Tue)16:14:45 No.200625161 >>200625111 (OP) >all the western euros immediately dropped their weapons and happily joined Germany retard

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Anon buys a new pc | /r/Greentext

File: f60.jpg (7 KB, 250x249) WHY IS ALWAYS ME Anonymous 08/06/24(Tue)10:21:34 No.101746849 ► >ran my skylake based computer for for almost 10 years >finally save up $3.5k for my all-out PC build >spend months waiting for parts on backorder >put it all together >3 months later >INTELED
File: f60.jpg (7 KB, 250x249) WHY IS ALWAYS ME Anonymous 08/06/24(Tue)10:21:34 No.101746849 ► >ran my skylake based computer for for almost 10 years >finally save up $3.5k for my all-out PC build >spend months waiting for parts on backorder >put it all together >3 months later >INTELED

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Anon is done. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous least soul-crushing wagie job 53 KB JPG 08/06/24(Tue)00:04:46 No.78404754 im done being a neet. >dishwasher >server >busser >warehouse associate >walmart >landscaping which wagie position f---- your mental the least? Anonymous >>78404754 (OP). 08/06/24(Tue)02:56:29 No.78405618 >Anon thinks he has a choice
Anonymous least soul-crushing wagie job 53 KB JPG 08/06/24(Tue)00:04:46 No.78404754 im done being a neet. >dishwasher >server >busser >warehouse associate >walmart >landscaping which wagie position f---- your mental the least? Anonymous >>78404754 (OP). 08/06/24(Tue)02:56:29 No.78405618 >Anon thinks he has a choice

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