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Anonymous 08/30/24(Fri)12:55:23 No.78649658 >be me >26 years old >6/10 khhu >see cute 8/10 31 year old waitress >always smiling always happy >cholo time >-whip out d--- and start singing whale songs- >take time to get to know her a little >speak with her every day for a bit because she never catches a break and try making jokes and finding common ground >daysbecomeweeks.jpg >try finding as much time as I can to spend together >keep talking she seems super nice and talkative for the time she can spare >confess and ask if she wants to be gf >rejection >she starts avoiding me and becomes more reserved >allsmilesstoppedtogether.jpg >spot her the next minute smiling and talking for an hour on table across the room with a 7/10 34 year old >mfw I realise she likes this random guy she has never spoken to before >mfw I realise she could take a break whenever and I was just being boring and annoying and making awkward conversation because thats her job >doomer Is it over for me b/ros? Where did I go wrong? I can't shake the feeling I missed a few steps in between? How can I be a more interesting conversationalist?

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Anonymous Life Choices 36 KB JPG 07/06/22(Wed)02:32:40 No.69302861 >Be me >Graduated High School 2017 > Didnt know what I wanted to do so I went to Community College > Didnt know what I wanted to major in so I picked Liberal arts thinking it was a general education > Didnt realize it was Liberal Arts: Environmental studies >Had no idea what that meant > After 1 semester I didnt want my classes to go to waste so I swapped to Environmental Science >I thought It was easier to understand what it was about > Watched rick and morty and thought I was smart and that major sounded smart >Recently graduated and got a job as a literal Environmental Scientist >I just ride around in ATVs collecting soil >Its okay
File: Screenshot 2025-03-10 122737.png (1.33 MB, 1092x609) Anonymous 03/10/25(Mon)13:34:42 No.2036161 ► How do I psyop myself into liking trains? Any good books/videos/documentaries? I'm really into other methods of transportation/infrastructure and I keep trying to spark that same interest in trains, but I haven't been able to. >> Anonymous 03/10/25(Mon) 13:45:09 No.2036162 >>2036164 Why do you feel that you need to like trains? Stop being retarded and using stupid phrases like "psyop." Anonymous 03/10/25(Mon)13:58:43 No.2036164 ►>>2036166 >>2036162 I just want to, they seem objectively cool. Also I'm in America, I'll be as retarded as I please. Anonymous 03/10/25(Mon)14:09:44 No.2036166 >>2036164 >They're cool >But I'm not interested in them >Help me to become interested in them You have problems that no one here is qualified to address.
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