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View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO ✓ lion.png, 2MiB, 1080x1127 Lionmaxxing Anonymous Fri 26 Jul 2024 00:02:57 No.78280190 View Report >be me, a lowly wormlike greasehead of a man >be looking at animal fights on youtube >watch a group of lions rip each other apart >observe the ferocity, the clarity these beasts possessed >begin growing my hair out into a circular mane >practice staring with a blank yet murderous open mouthed expression into the mirror like how lions look at their prey >start running everyday and doing box jumps in my backyard >grow out my nails >have so much confidence now w-- >start staying up late and going for walks in the woods >at first I used a flashlight but overtime my night vision has improved and I don't need it anymore >feels like I'm patrolling my territory >start spending more and more time in the woods with my shirt off >I planted a bunch of gallons of water in various spots in the forest so I don't have to carry water on me >can roam around the woods the entire night now but get hungry as f--- >start tracking squirrels and birds by listening to the rustling of leaves they pass through >one night see the moonlight bouncing off a pair of squirrel eyes >mfw he's just sitting there eating a nut >jump on him and eat him raw while his body twitches >tastes absolutely awful, have to swallow every bite twice cause I keep coughing on the fur >have absolutely heinous diarrhea for four days after >think about gong to the hospital but decide to just deal with it cause lion's don't have doctors >start hunting again soon after >catch more squirrels and even a bird >get sick again a few times but not as bad as before >feel sense of accomplishment and a connection with the earth >why haven't yall lionmaxxed yet?
View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO ✓ lion.png, 2MiB, 1080x1127 Lionmaxxing Anonymous Fri 26 Jul 2024 00:02:57 No.78280190 View Report >be me, a lowly wormlike greasehead of a man >be looking at animal fights on youtube >watch a group of lions rip each other apart >observe the ferocity, the clarity these beasts possessed >begin growing my hair out into a circular mane >practice staring with a blank yet murderous open mouthed expression into the mirror like how lions look at their prey >start running everyday and doing box jumps in my backyard >grow out my nails >have so much confidence now w-- >start staying up late and going for walks in the woods >at first I used a flashlight but overtime my night vision has improved and I don't need it anymore >feels like I'm patrolling my territory >start spending more and more time in the woods with my shirt off >I planted a bunch of gallons of water in various spots in the forest so I don't have to carry water on me >can roam around the woods the entire night now but get hungry as f--- >start tracking squirrels and birds by listening to the rustling of leaves they pass through >one night see the moonlight bouncing off a pair of squirrel eyes >mfw he's just sitting there eating a nut >jump on him and eat him raw while his body twitches >tastes absolutely awful, have to swallow every bite twice cause I keep coughing on the fur >have absolutely heinous diarrhea for four days after >think about gong to the hospital but decide to just deal with it cause lion's don't have doctors >start hunting again soon after >catch more squirrels and even a bird >get sick again a few times but not as bad as before >feel sense of accomplishment and a connection with the earth >why haven't yall lionmaxxed yet?

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Anonymous 08/05/24(Mon)00:09:54 No.202154947 chrome_2024-08-05_01-58-39.png 700 KB PNG >DEATH WILL COME TO THE W---- OF DRAGONSTONE INSHALLAH
Anonymous 08/05/24(Mon)00:09:54 No.202154947 chrome_2024-08-05_01-58-39.png 700 KB PNG >DEATH WILL COME TO THE W---- OF DRAGONSTONE INSHALLAH

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Deaf people problems | /r/Greentext

F--- Anonymous (ID: b2GUC90E) 05/17/14(Sat) 13:24:46 No.546835 ►>>546835350 >>546835545 >>546835658>>546835802 >>546835957 >>546835969 >>546836321 >>546836827 >>546837392 >>546838392 ITT Deaf people problems > leamed farting makes a sound at 20 Was with gf (not my first one) >At dinner in a very nice place >Waiter asking me for my order and my a------ needs to flex >Waiter gives look of disgust and terror Itwaswet.PNG >Gf signs me asking if I s--- myself >I have no clue what's going on >my girlfriend had to explain to me with the waiter right there that I just farted and that they make noise and that this particular one made everyone in the room stop talking >Mfw i've farted in front of everyone I know and nobody has ever said anything to me I excused myself to the bathroom and never talked to her again Anonymous (ID: JW6J5EF) 05/17/14(Sat) 13:27:24 No.546835350 File: 1374525874783.jpg (47 KB, 321x374) >>546835062 (OP) this has got to be the greatest thing i ever read
F--- Anonymous (ID: b2GUC90E) 05/17/14(Sat) 13:24:46 No.546835 ►>>546835350 >>546835545 >>546835658>>546835802 >>546835957 >>546835969 >>546836321 >>546836827 >>546837392 >>546838392 ITT Deaf people problems > leamed farting makes a sound at 20 Was with gf (not my first one) >At dinner in a very nice place >Waiter asking me for my order and my a------ needs to flex >Waiter gives look of disgust and terror Itwaswet.PNG >Gf signs me asking if I s--- myself >I have no clue what's going on >my girlfriend had to explain to me with the waiter right there that I just farted and that they make noise and that this particular one made everyone in the room stop talking >Mfw i've farted in front of everyone I know and nobody has ever said anything to me I excused myself to the bathroom and never talked to her again Anonymous (ID: JW6J5EF) 05/17/14(Sat) 13:27:24 No.546835350 File: 1374525874783.jpg (47 KB, 321x374) >>546835062 (OP) this has got to be the greatest thing i ever read

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View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO ± 9c92950fbd1f1e44283c99720b86436d.jpg, 55KiB, 564x490 Anonymous Fri 02 Aug 2024 11:45:57 No.78364376 View Report M >constantly depressed >be me, 20 >no IRL friends >pretty unattractive >though >have $160k salary >have loyal boyfriend (and no, he is not with me for the money) >OK family >could do anything, could live a happy life >it's the literal opposite though >afraid to go outside >everything is boring and feels pointless >remember how much fun i've had with others but now everyone avoids me >constantly worry about losing everyone around me how does one cope and be actually happy
View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO ± 9c92950fbd1f1e44283c99720b86436d.jpg, 55KiB, 564x490 Anonymous Fri 02 Aug 2024 11:45:57 No.78364376 View Report M >constantly depressed >be me, 20 >no IRL friends >pretty unattractive >though >have $160k salary >have loyal boyfriend (and no, he is not with me for the money) >OK family >could do anything, could live a happy life >it's the literal opposite though >afraid to go outside >everything is boring and feels pointless >remember how much fun i've had with others but now everyone avoids me >constantly worry about losing everyone around me how does one cope and be actually happy

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anon bleeds rectally | /r/Greentext

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO PepeShock.png, 549KiB, 2801x2121 Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2024 18:06:36 No.78309304 View Report >take a s--- >wipe ass >use water >dry ass >wipe ass >wet feeling >Huh? Must be diarrhea from all the watermelons I ate. >Maybe I should wipe some more. >wipe >wipe >still wet >?? >wipe >look at toilet paper >redder than a f------ tomato >?!?! >finish s------- >look at toilet >water could be called Red Sea F------ hell, why does this keep happening to me?
View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO PepeShock.png, 549KiB, 2801x2121 Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2024 18:06:36 No.78309304 View Report >take a s--- >wipe ass >use water >dry ass >wipe ass >wet feeling >Huh? Must be diarrhea from all the watermelons I ate. >Maybe I should wipe some more. >wipe >wipe >still wet >?? >wipe >look at toilet paper >redder than a f------ tomato >?!?! >finish s------- >look at toilet >water could be called Red Sea F------ hell, why does this keep happening to me?

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Anon could get him out. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: 11yNFJxW) = 08/04/24(Sun)23:15:20 No.476976943 how the f--- does someone become retarded enough to get himself trapped in a nutty putty cave? 204 KB JPG Anonymous (ID: bIPPITwj) >>476976943 (OP). 08/04/24(Sun)23:29:06 No.476978178 >Why not just dig him out or amputate his legs with a sawsall. I could get that guy out in like 5 minutes.
Anonymous (ID: 11yNFJxW) = 08/04/24(Sun)23:15:20 No.476976943 how the f--- does someone become retarded enough to get himself trapped in a nutty putty cave? 204 KB JPG Anonymous (ID: bIPPITwj) >>476976943 (OP). 08/04/24(Sun)23:29:06 No.476978178 >Why not just dig him out or amputate his legs with a sawsall. I could get that guy out in like 5 minutes.

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To serve and protect | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: nEj54wWS) E 07/29/24(Mon) 16:49:34 No.476089256 POLICE IMG_1507.jpg 209 KB JPG > everyone hates me until they need me. Anonymous (ID: mcU/1bFk) + >>476089256 (OP) # 07/29/24(Mon) 16:50:10 No.476089307 only nirs hate police >>476089448 # >>476090750 # >>476093463 # >>476094081 # >>476094343 # >>476094663 # >>476101069 # >>476103023 # >>476107485 # >>476109843 # >>476112368 #
Anonymous (ID: nEj54wWS) E 07/29/24(Mon) 16:49:34 No.476089256 POLICE IMG_1507.jpg 209 KB JPG > everyone hates me until they need me. Anonymous (ID: mcU/1bFk) + >>476089256 (OP) # 07/29/24(Mon) 16:50:10 No.476089307 only nirs hate police >>476089448 # >>476090750 # >>476093463 # >>476094081 # >>476094343 # >>476094663 # >>476101069 # >>476103023 # >>476107485 # >>476109843 # >>476112368 #

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Right in the feels | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/29/24(Mon)06:46:26 No.684035220 image_2024-07-28_214504168.png 265 KB PNG >playing vidya, having fun >notice ex-gf opening game on Steam >mind immediately floods with our history together and split >don't know if she forgot to remove me from her friends list or chose not to this is a different kind of feel, /v/
: Anonymous 07/29/24(Mon)06:46:26 No.684035220 image_2024-07-28_214504168.png 265 KB PNG >playing vidya, having fun >notice ex-gf opening game on Steam >mind immediately floods with our history together and split >don't know if she forgot to remove me from her friends list or chose not to this is a different kind of feel, /v/

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anon crawls out of the crab bucket, still doesn't get any bitches | /r/Greentext

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb Sauce NAO ✓ 5904358435.jpg, 110KiB, 736x1035 >still have cool, active hobbies >still travel the world and the US Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2024 15:18:08 No.78307785 View Report >born short >autistic >dad was a heroin addict >mom was an alcoholic >older sister molested me >bullied throughout school >rampant major depressive disorder >two suicide attempts, one hospitalization >still get in great shape >still join the military >still get a college degree >still have a kickass job helping people who need it >still can't get dates to save my life because I'm >still short I'm not a virgin, I've been with a couple, but all of them were girls who were obviously tired of hot dudes f------ them and leaving them and wanted the safe bet. People routinely tell me I'd be a great dad and it must be true because as I approach 30 the only girls expressing any interest in me are fat single moms. At what part of my self improvement journey do I get to be with a woman who is my equal? Or am I permanently stuck on ultranightmare mode unless i drop all of my savings into limb lengthening?
View Same Google ImgOps iqdb Sauce NAO ✓ 5904358435.jpg, 110KiB, 736x1035 >still have cool, active hobbies >still travel the world and the US Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2024 15:18:08 No.78307785 View Report >born short >autistic >dad was a heroin addict >mom was an alcoholic >older sister molested me >bullied throughout school >rampant major depressive disorder >two suicide attempts, one hospitalization >still get in great shape >still join the military >still get a college degree >still have a kickass job helping people who need it >still can't get dates to save my life because I'm >still short I'm not a virgin, I've been with a couple, but all of them were girls who were obviously tired of hot dudes f------ them and leaving them and wanted the safe bet. People routinely tell me I'd be a great dad and it must be true because as I approach 30 the only girls expressing any interest in me are fat single moms. At what part of my self improvement journey do I get to be with a woman who is my equal? Or am I permanently stuck on ultranightmare mode unless i drop all of my savings into limb lengthening?

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Why fix what isn't broken? | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/03/24(Sat) 09:33:30 No.684476654 ドクター "Y-you're with the Organization!?" Rintaro 71NHRMzjWXL._AC_UF894,1000_QL80_.jpg 57 KB JPG >All of the best storylines in gaming come from games with barely any gameplay How do you fix this?
: Anonymous 08/03/24(Sat) 09:33:30 No.684476654 ドクター "Y-you're with the Organization!?" Rintaro 71NHRMzjWXL._AC_UF894,1000_QL80_.jpg 57 KB JPG >All of the best storylines in gaming come from games with barely any gameplay How do you fix this?

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autistic hamplanet spawn | /r/Greentext

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 1ce2555b262648f7bc09d050621c862d.png, 504KiB, 600x450 Anonymous Sun 04 Aug 2024 15:44:54 No.78387658 >be me >teacher >there are three kids at my school, all different age groups >they are all misbehaving idiots who dont pay attention >think autism but more playfully violent >one say see their mom pick them up >turns out they're brothers, which makes sense >their mom is a f------ hamplanet View Report >she does nothing as they scream and shout at each other, roughhouse, etc >see at least eight different scenarios like this over a few years, each kid or group of kids having an obese walrus for a mom Is it just me or is there a serious connection going on here? It seems like it's a guarantee for a child to turn out either autistic or otherwise messed up if the mom is overweight. Could this explain why black kids are such troublemakers? Could it explain why autism is rare in places like West Africa, the Philippines, etc?
View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 1ce2555b262648f7bc09d050621c862d.png, 504KiB, 600x450 Anonymous Sun 04 Aug 2024 15:44:54 No.78387658 >be me >teacher >there are three kids at my school, all different age groups >they are all misbehaving idiots who dont pay attention >think autism but more playfully violent >one say see their mom pick them up >turns out they're brothers, which makes sense >their mom is a f------ hamplanet View Report >she does nothing as they scream and shout at each other, roughhouse, etc >see at least eight different scenarios like this over a few years, each kid or group of kids having an obese walrus for a mom Is it just me or is there a serious connection going on here? It seems like it's a guarantee for a child to turn out either autistic or otherwise messed up if the mom is overweight. Could this explain why black kids are such troublemakers? Could it explain why autism is rare in places like West Africa, the Philippines, etc?

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They would probably just kill you for asking. Remember, these are the same dipshits who executed a clearly autistic child because she accidentally taught humans how to float two feet above the ground. Really I wouldn't trust them to be reasonable. >>144775427 # >>144775626 # Anonymous >>144775405 # 08/02/24(Fri)08:11:22 No.144775427 That autistic child was the one in the wrong for not knowing the thing that nobody ever told her about. >>144775484 # Anonymous >>144775427 # 08/02/24(Fri)08:16:52 No.144775484 >the adults all assume the autistic child will simply use her precognitive skills that they all have, and also assume she must have too, and that she must have therefore seen the future and have known not to commit the unforgivable sin that will spin the world into chaos >but she probably doesn't have that power, and therefore didn't realize she was f------ up, and she doesn't understand what she did wrong and no one will explain, so she dies scared and confused F--- I hate how well this metaphor works. And I hate relating to it.
They would probably just kill you for asking. Remember, these are the same dipshits who executed a clearly autistic child because she accidentally taught humans how to float two feet above the ground. Really I wouldn't trust them to be reasonable. >>144775427 # >>144775626 # Anonymous >>144775405 # 08/02/24(Fri)08:11:22 No.144775427 That autistic child was the one in the wrong for not knowing the thing that nobody ever told her about. >>144775484 # Anonymous >>144775427 # 08/02/24(Fri)08:16:52 No.144775484 >the adults all assume the autistic child will simply use her precognitive skills that they all have, and also assume she must have too, and that she must have therefore seen the future and have known not to commit the unforgivable sin that will spin the world into chaos >but she probably doesn't have that power, and therefore didn't realize she was f------ up, and she doesn't understand what she did wrong and no one will explain, so she dies scared and confused F--- I hate how well this metaphor works. And I hate relating to it.

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Fixer Upper | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/22/24(Mon)22:37:32 No.41255841 I can fix her 253 KB JPG Anonymous >>41255841 (OP) # 07/22/24(Mon)22:44:06 No.41255863 Nothing broken about her, tho Anonymous >>41255841 (OP) # I can make her worse >Also anons 07/22/24(Mon)23:21:05 No.41255980 >Did i ever tell you all that one funny story of when i left my gf >Because mlp made me feel better emotionally than being with her >It was this week actually
Anonymous 07/22/24(Mon)22:37:32 No.41255841 I can fix her 253 KB JPG Anonymous >>41255841 (OP) # 07/22/24(Mon)22:44:06 No.41255863 Nothing broken about her, tho Anonymous >>41255841 (OP) # I can make her worse >Also anons 07/22/24(Mon)23:21:05 No.41255980 >Did i ever tell you all that one funny story of when i left my gf >Because mlp made me feel better emotionally than being with her >It was this week actually

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Anonymous 08/26/09(Wed)17:42 No.507336 File1251322942.jpg-(21 KB, 800x437, Sharovipteryx_BW.jpg) >>507327 Guys... guys Guys. Guys listen. I have the best ide guys listen I have the best idea ever guys I'll put WINGS guys wings I'll put WINGS guys listen here I'll put WINGS... on my BACK legs.
Anonymous 08/26/09(Wed)17:42 No.507336 File1251322942.jpg-(21 KB, 800x437, Sharovipteryx_BW.jpg) >>507327 Guys... guys Guys. Guys listen. I have the best ide guys listen I have the best idea ever guys I'll put WINGS guys wings I'll put WINGS guys listen here I'll put WINGS... on my BACK legs.

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: Anonymous 08/04/24(Sun)06:33:58 No.202124195 پاک Freedom! 20240804_175328.jpg 471 KB JPG >Uvgh, filthy gaijin, you don't understand superior Japanese ending because you're a materialistic westoid. You need a deep understanding of Buddhist and Shinto spiritualism to appreciate ending up as a cuck and/or a wageslave.
: Anonymous 08/04/24(Sun)06:33:58 No.202124195 پاک Freedom! 20240804_175328.jpg 471 KB JPG >Uvgh, filthy gaijin, you don't understand superior Japanese ending because you're a materialistic westoid. You need a deep understanding of Buddhist and Shinto spiritualism to appreciate ending up as a cuck and/or a wageslave.

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Inventor's remorse | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/29/24(Mon)06:45:32 No.201875711 oppenheimer.jpg 47 KB JPG >*worked relentlessly to make a weapon of mass killing* >"oh f---, what have I done, I made a weapon that killed masses :(" 10/10, Bravo Nolan
: Anonymous 07/29/24(Mon)06:45:32 No.201875711 oppenheimer.jpg 47 KB JPG >*worked relentlessly to make a weapon of mass killing* >"oh f---, what have I done, I made a weapon that killed masses :(" 10/10, Bravo Nolan

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Industrial Might | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/19/24(Fri)09:44:26 No.201443675 ONCE UPON A TIME AMERICA A FILM BY SERGIO LEONE XXX XIXIX XXXXX XXXX 8edd808d-de94-4d0d-9de2-27f01432aeaf.jpg >an absolute classic 57 KB JPG >one of the best gangster movies >an auteur production >multiple scenes of an underage prostitute selling herself for pastries W-- /tv/...w--...
: Anonymous 07/19/24(Fri)09:44:26 No.201443675 ONCE UPON A TIME AMERICA A FILM BY SERGIO LEONE XXX XIXIX XXXXX XXXX 8edd808d-de94-4d0d-9de2-27f01432aeaf.jpg >an absolute classic 57 KB JPG >one of the best gangster movies >an auteur production >multiple scenes of an underage prostitute selling herself for pastries W-- /tv/...w--...

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Anonymous 21 KB JPG 09/14/16 (Wed)19:11:11 No.703940657 >be me >recently moved because of job opportunity, no gf, no friends in town >every friday, order a pizza from local pizzahut >give delivery guy a different "challenge" every time they bring a pizza, with a large tip as a reward if they complete it >always make them america-related >start easy. draw an american flag for 5$ >slowly make them more and more challenging, increasing reward as time goes on >"recite the preamble for 20$" >"tell me your personal opinion on the 2nd amendment for 10$" >etc etc >this goes on for a few months until pretty much every employee in the resturaunt that has done a delivery has at least attempted one of my challenges >yesterday, get in pretty bad car accident >wake up in hospital today. told by nurse that a few people came by to visit, mainly coworkers from job >some of them left a pizza >mfw there's a pizza on a table in the room of the same type that i always get >mfw it's got an american flag on it and a "get well soon" card with signatures from the entire restaurant staff
Anonymous 21 KB JPG 09/14/16 (Wed)19:11:11 No.703940657 >be me >recently moved because of job opportunity, no gf, no friends in town >every friday, order a pizza from local pizzahut >give delivery guy a different "challenge" every time they bring a pizza, with a large tip as a reward if they complete it >always make them america-related >start easy. draw an american flag for 5$ >slowly make them more and more challenging, increasing reward as time goes on >"recite the preamble for 20$" >"tell me your personal opinion on the 2nd amendment for 10$" >etc etc >this goes on for a few months until pretty much every employee in the resturaunt that has done a delivery has at least attempted one of my challenges >yesterday, get in pretty bad car accident >wake up in hospital today. told by nurse that a few people came by to visit, mainly coworkers from job >some of them left a pizza >mfw there's a pizza on a table in the room of the same type that i always get >mfw it's got an american flag on it and a "get well soon" card with signatures from the entire restaurant staff

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Anonymous 67 KB PNG treats 03/23/22(Wed)07:09:31 No.874944460 >be me >sad >go to pet store because I like to play with the birds and secretly feed a sick one treats >get there >see sick bird, too sick to give >tear up, ask how much for the Sick cockatiel and his friend budgie >pay about 500 bucks >when I bring them to the vet I found out that their cages are too small and the cockatiel is actually bound to lay an egg >later, make nest for bird, she lays egg a week after >happy >one day scrolling Facebook, see 2 ads, one for a Sun Conure and another Green Budgie >they got lost >I offer to rescue >2 weeks later, get the birds and 3 massive cages >they love me >happy Why haven't you taken the birdpill /b/ros?
Anonymous 67 KB PNG treats 03/23/22(Wed)07:09:31 No.874944460 >be me >sad >go to pet store because I like to play with the birds and secretly feed a sick one treats >get there >see sick bird, too sick to give >tear up, ask how much for the Sick cockatiel and his friend budgie >pay about 500 bucks >when I bring them to the vet I found out that their cages are too small and the cockatiel is actually bound to lay an egg >later, make nest for bird, she lays egg a week after >happy >one day scrolling Facebook, see 2 ads, one for a Sun Conure and another Green Budgie >they got lost >I offer to rescue >2 weeks later, get the birds and 3 massive cages >they love me >happy Why haven't you taken the birdpill /b/ros?

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: Anonymous 7 KB JPG entertainment. 08/19/18(Sun)13:30:30 No.777598427 ITT: Good deeds you've done in your life. >Be me. >Go for a walk because I'm not a shut in virgin. >Walk by trailer park for some human >Girl comes running up to me. >Tells me her dog is dying and she needs help. >F----- jumped in the pool and didn't know how to swim. >Luckily I'm an EMT in training. >Grab big ass golden retriever out of pool. >Pretty sure its dead. >Give the dog CPR. >He's not responding but I keep at it. >Girl calls 911. >Turns out they don't send ambulances for dogs. >Just before I'm about to carry it to her car he starts coughing. >Throws up all over me. >Girl comes running over and hugs dog. >His tail starts wagging. >Girl thanks me. >Gives me a hug. >Tells me she'd kiss me if she didn't have a boyfriend. >Respect her relationship and leave with my head held high. I like helping people. It makes me feel good!
: Anonymous 7 KB JPG entertainment. 08/19/18(Sun)13:30:30 No.777598427 ITT: Good deeds you've done in your life. >Be me. >Go for a walk because I'm not a shut in virgin. >Walk by trailer park for some human >Girl comes running up to me. >Tells me her dog is dying and she needs help. >F----- jumped in the pool and didn't know how to swim. >Luckily I'm an EMT in training. >Grab big ass golden retriever out of pool. >Pretty sure its dead. >Give the dog CPR. >He's not responding but I keep at it. >Girl calls 911. >Turns out they don't send ambulances for dogs. >Just before I'm about to carry it to her car he starts coughing. >Throws up all over me. >Girl comes running over and hugs dog. >His tail starts wagging. >Girl thanks me. >Gives me a hug. >Tells me she'd kiss me if she didn't have a boyfriend. >Respect her relationship and leave with my head held high. I like helping people. It makes me feel good!

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