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View Same Google ImgOps iqdb Sauce NAO ✓ 5904358435.jpg, 110KiB, 736x1035 >still have cool, active hobbies >still travel the world and the US Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2024 15:18:08 No.78307785 View Report >born short >autistic >dad was a heroin addict >mom was an alcoholic >older sister molested me >bullied throughout school >rampant major depressive disorder >two suicide attempts, one hospitalization >still get in great shape >still join the military >still get a college degree >still have a kickass job helping people who need it >still can't get dates to save my life because I'm >still short I'm not a virgin, I've been with a couple, but all of them were girls who were obviously tired of hot dudes f------ them and leaving them and wanted the safe bet. People routinely tell me I'd be a great dad and it must be true because as I approach 30 the only girls expressing any interest in me are fat single moms. At what part of my self improvement journey do I get to be with a woman who is my equal? Or am I permanently stuck on ultranightmare mode unless i drop all of my savings into limb lengthening?

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