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: Anonymous 10/03/18 (Wed)00:13:01 No.781354558 Hey f--- heres a greentext threat about Irony >be me >have female friend who likes shitpost as much as I do >notificationtojoinashitpostgroupfromher.exe 15 KB JPG >Flat Earth etc... >seems like a decent shitpost group >everyone has a top tier shitposting/Irony humor >"NASA uses Eyefish lence" >Laugh at funny ironical memes and s--- they write >my friend likes NASA and space bs >see a post where she is arguing w/ some random guy >Find out the FB group is not a shitpost group >Mfw I've been in this group for at least 2 months >Mfw I thought their posts were memes >Mfw these people actually think Earth is flat >Mfw top excuse is "NASA uses eyefish lence"
: Anonymous 10/03/18 (Wed)00:13:01 No.781354558 Hey f--- heres a greentext threat about Irony >be me >have female friend who likes shitpost as much as I do >notificationtojoinashitpostgroupfromher.exe 15 KB JPG >Flat Earth etc... >seems like a decent shitpost group >everyone has a top tier shitposting/Irony humor >"NASA uses Eyefish lence" >Laugh at funny ironical memes and s--- they write >my friend likes NASA and space bs >see a post where she is arguing w/ some random guy >Find out the FB group is not a shitpost group >Mfw I've been in this group for at least 2 months >Mfw I thought their posts were memes >Mfw these people actually think Earth is flat >Mfw top excuse is "NASA uses eyefish lence"

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Anon has bedbugs | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 396 KB JPG 5 Replies 03/20/23(Mon)08:08:41 No.72640291 My ear was itching and when I took my headset off to look I found bedbugs and bedbug eggs on the inside of the ear cushion things. I don't know why I don't just f------ kill myself. Don't be like me. View Thread
: Anonymous 396 KB JPG 5 Replies 03/20/23(Mon)08:08:41 No.72640291 My ear was itching and when I took my headset off to look I found bedbugs and bedbug eggs on the inside of the ear cushion things. I don't know why I don't just f------ kill myself. Don't be like me. View Thread

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Anon shares his food hack | /r/Greentext

File: 8408AB48-F996-4EA2-BE69-6(...).png (1.26 MB, 768x1024) O Frugal food hacks Anonymous (ID: Wn94Dlhe) 03/19/23(Sun)19:17:48 No.54212898 ► >>54212946 >>54213012 >>54213023 >>54213066 >>54213079 >>54213200 >>54213265 >>54213641 >>54213735 >>54214308 >>54215557 >>54215657 >>54215680 >>54215733 >>54216009 >>54216035 >>54216118 >>54216179 >>54216194 >>54216382 >>54216538 >>54217065 >>54217307 >>54217458 >>54217640 >>54221960 >>54223344 >>54223469 >>54224302 >>54225481 I'll post mine. At McDonald's, you can order a McDouble and a McChicken and put the McChicken between the patties of the McDouble. This is referred to as a mcgangbang. Pic related is a variation I ordered on my lunch break today, I simply removed the patties from the reduce e total carbs. I usually don't eat fast food, but if you're in a rush the mcgangbang gives you a quick and filling meal for only a few dollars. Post other frugal food hacks ITT, doesn't necessarily have to be fast food though.
File: 8408AB48-F996-4EA2-BE69-6(...).png (1.26 MB, 768x1024) O Frugal food hacks Anonymous (ID: Wn94Dlhe) 03/19/23(Sun)19:17:48 No.54212898 ► >>54212946 >>54213012 >>54213023 >>54213066 >>54213079 >>54213200 >>54213265 >>54213641 >>54213735 >>54214308 >>54215557 >>54215657 >>54215680 >>54215733 >>54216009 >>54216035 >>54216118 >>54216179 >>54216194 >>54216382 >>54216538 >>54217065 >>54217307 >>54217458 >>54217640 >>54221960 >>54223344 >>54223469 >>54224302 >>54225481 I'll post mine. At McDonald's, you can order a McDouble and a McChicken and put the McChicken between the patties of the McDouble. This is referred to as a mcgangbang. Pic related is a variation I ordered on my lunch break today, I simply removed the patties from the reduce e total carbs. I usually don't eat fast food, but if you're in a rush the mcgangbang gives you a quick and filling meal for only a few dollars. Post other frugal food hacks ITT, doesn't necessarily have to be fast food though.

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Fake it till you make it | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous OO 89 KB JPG 07/05/21 (Mon)05:44:34 No.64448617 Have you taken the NPCpill yet, /r9k/ >Be me, social retard >Work is always difficult because I literally can't make friends >Never have any idea what to talk about >Like the idea of camping >Decide I'm going to be the Camp Bro NPC >No matter what, no matter how minor the question or subject is at work, always tie in camping or at minimum a camping pun >Any time I'm away from my desk I put a "Gone Fishing" sign up >Start to wear plaid and camo, drink my coffee out of a thermos >People are annoyed at first, but ignore it >Eventually people start to talk to me about camping, asking for places, ideas, how to do stuff >Start to make friends, coworkers want to do a BBQ by the river and invite me and have me help plan it >it goes great and I b------- my way through everything >"Whoa, you're a pretty cool guy, anon!" >mfw I've never been camping and just browse /out/ too much
: Anonymous OO 89 KB JPG 07/05/21 (Mon)05:44:34 No.64448617 Have you taken the NPCpill yet, /r9k/ >Be me, social retard >Work is always difficult because I literally can't make friends >Never have any idea what to talk about >Like the idea of camping >Decide I'm going to be the Camp Bro NPC >No matter what, no matter how minor the question or subject is at work, always tie in camping or at minimum a camping pun >Any time I'm away from my desk I put a "Gone Fishing" sign up >Start to wear plaid and camo, drink my coffee out of a thermos >People are annoyed at first, but ignore it >Eventually people start to talk to me about camping, asking for places, ideas, how to do stuff >Start to make friends, coworkers want to do a BBQ by the river and invite me and have me help plan it >it goes great and I b------- my way through everything >"Whoa, you're a pretty cool guy, anon!" >mfw I've never been camping and just browse /out/ too much

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Anon gets cheated on | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous SHE (N)EVER LOVED ME 03/20/23(Mon )09:00:30 No.72640625 59 KB JPG >Be me. >Have a really good friend who is like a brother to me. >Find a really hot and cute e-girl. >She becomes my girlfriend. >After 6 months of the relationship, she decides to move in together. >5 days after we move into our new apartment, she tells me that she cheated on me with my friend, in our bed, 2 days ago. >I immediately move out and find a new apartment alone. >Life is sad. >1 month later, a longtime crush comes to my city and wants to see me. >We start dating and she becomes my girlfriend. She is hotter and cuter than my last girlfriend. > i talk about this story to her she say "anon is really horrible i will never do that to you". >We have a 1-year relationship together. >We decide to move in together. >After moving into our new apartment, she cheats on me 1 month later. >she immediately left and go away with i was 5 month ago i am completely broken inside, i can't have a relation with a woman without thinking she will hurt me, why they are all hearless like that?
: Anonymous SHE (N)EVER LOVED ME 03/20/23(Mon )09:00:30 No.72640625 59 KB JPG >Be me. >Have a really good friend who is like a brother to me. >Find a really hot and cute e-girl. >She becomes my girlfriend. >After 6 months of the relationship, she decides to move in together. >5 days after we move into our new apartment, she tells me that she cheated on me with my friend, in our bed, 2 days ago. >I immediately move out and find a new apartment alone. >Life is sad. >1 month later, a longtime crush comes to my city and wants to see me. >We start dating and she becomes my girlfriend. She is hotter and cuter than my last girlfriend. > i talk about this story to her she say "anon is really horrible i will never do that to you". >We have a 1-year relationship together. >We decide to move in together. >After moving into our new apartment, she cheats on me 1 month later. >she immediately left and go away with i was 5 month ago i am completely broken inside, i can't have a relation with a woman without thinking she will hurt me, why they are all hearless like that?

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Anon id happy | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 58 KB JPG 03/20/23(Mon)13:30:09 No.72642438 >be me >loser never had any friends >not even into vidya >get s----- restauraunt jobs >craigslist roommates i dont talk to >still no friends >now im bartender at 22 >all the waiters are off doing waiter s--- or something idk >start hanging out with the cooks after close >drink beer >i barely remember anything from highschool spanish class but try to talk to them >they barely speak any english >theyre funny even in broken english though >teaching me some joke about how huevos means eggs but also balls >apparently im the only bartender that talks to them >this goes on for a couple weeks, they give me new dishes theyre making up in the back >i slip them some beers during shift >eventually they ask if i want to go clubbing after work >say sure >we go to some latin club, they teach me a little ranchero dance >they know all the bartenders and people there >'thees ees my ese he work at (any restauraunt in the entire city)' just over and over >all the guys are super funny >theyre trying to introduce me to all their cousins >try to flirt in barely passable spanish >hot mexican girls are giggling at me speaking jibberish but everyones super nice to me 22 Replies >have good time i guess all my best friends are 35yo+ mexican guys with three jobs now and i can barely talk to them but this is actually the happiest ive ever been View Thread
Anonymous 58 KB JPG 03/20/23(Mon)13:30:09 No.72642438 >be me >loser never had any friends >not even into vidya >get s----- restauraunt jobs >craigslist roommates i dont talk to >still no friends >now im bartender at 22 >all the waiters are off doing waiter s--- or something idk >start hanging out with the cooks after close >drink beer >i barely remember anything from highschool spanish class but try to talk to them >they barely speak any english >theyre funny even in broken english though >teaching me some joke about how huevos means eggs but also balls >apparently im the only bartender that talks to them >this goes on for a couple weeks, they give me new dishes theyre making up in the back >i slip them some beers during shift >eventually they ask if i want to go clubbing after work >say sure >we go to some latin club, they teach me a little ranchero dance >they know all the bartenders and people there >'thees ees my ese he work at (any restauraunt in the entire city)' just over and over >all the guys are super funny >theyre trying to introduce me to all their cousins >try to flirt in barely passable spanish >hot mexican girls are giggling at me speaking jibberish but everyones super nice to me 22 Replies >have good time i guess all my best friends are 35yo+ mexican guys with three jobs now and i can barely talk to them but this is actually the happiest ive ever been View Thread

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Anon sums up YouTube comments | /r/Greentext

Anonymous What is the craziest YouTube c(...) 28 KB PNG > As a black man I think > My wife dies last year and she used to love this song, Jane I miss you every day And then the people that respond and say RIP to your wife > First > Came here because of .... > The best part was 1:18-1:50 > The guy with Brazillian pride > Other 1 Reply 03/19/23(Sun)11:09:37 No.72631049 : Anonymous The >still watching this gem in 2017 View Thread 03/19/23(Sun)11:14:16 No.72631082 >comment section is full of americans >i love how.. >i love the way.. >i like the fact that.. >i like how he/she
Anonymous What is the craziest YouTube c(...) 28 KB PNG > As a black man I think > My wife dies last year and she used to love this song, Jane I miss you every day And then the people that respond and say RIP to your wife > First > Came here because of .... > The best part was 1:18-1:50 > The guy with Brazillian pride > Other 1 Reply 03/19/23(Sun)11:09:37 No.72631049 : Anonymous The >still watching this gem in 2017 View Thread 03/19/23(Sun)11:14:16 No.72631082 >comment section is full of americans >i love how.. >i love the way.. >i like the fact that.. >i like how he/she

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Anon is a third wheel in his own apartment | /r/Greentext

Anon2004 Bitch GF 16 KB JPG 03/20/23(Mon)06:51:51 No.72639716 >be me >living with my roommate and his gf at first, everything was chill >but then she started staying over every night >they're always arguing and making noise >can't even enjoy my peace and quiet anymore >even worse, she's always eating my food >like, c'mon, at least ask before you finish off my last slice of pizza >start to wonder if I'm the third wheel in my own apartment >consider confronting them, but don't want to make things awkward >decide to just grin and bear it but inside, I'm seething with rage >why did my roommate have to pick such an annoying girlfriend? considering confronting them in a couple days, what do i do bro's.
Anon2004 Bitch GF 16 KB JPG 03/20/23(Mon)06:51:51 No.72639716 >be me >living with my roommate and his gf at first, everything was chill >but then she started staying over every night >they're always arguing and making noise >can't even enjoy my peace and quiet anymore >even worse, she's always eating my food >like, c'mon, at least ask before you finish off my last slice of pizza >start to wonder if I'm the third wheel in my own apartment >consider confronting them, but don't want to make things awkward >decide to just grin and bear it but inside, I'm seething with rage >why did my roommate have to pick such an annoying girlfriend? considering confronting them in a couple days, what do i do bro's.

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Problem??? | /r/Greentext

1.4k Anon is gay : Anonymous 38 KB JPG 49 Comments 7.5k Anon is straight Anonymous 61 KB JPG Posted by u/PM_ME_YOUR_TAINT_PIC 1 day ago Problem? 133 Comments >be me (man) >love fingering and eating out fems p------ till they squirt >love feeling fems blast their hot juices all over my face and down my throat >still identify as gay Problem? Award Share 03/18/23(Sat) 18:47:29 No.30123061 Award Save 03/29/21(Mon)20:12:28 No.19791572 >be me (man) >love jerking and sucking off dudes cocks til they c-- >love feeling guys blast their hot load all over my face and down my throat >still identify as straight Share Save
1.4k Anon is gay : Anonymous 38 KB JPG 49 Comments 7.5k Anon is straight Anonymous 61 KB JPG Posted by u/PM_ME_YOUR_TAINT_PIC 1 day ago Problem? 133 Comments >be me (man) >love fingering and eating out fems p------ till they squirt >love feeling fems blast their hot juices all over my face and down my throat >still identify as gay Problem? Award Share 03/18/23(Sat) 18:47:29 No.30123061 Award Save 03/29/21(Mon)20:12:28 No.19791572 >be me (man) >love jerking and sucking off dudes cocks til they c-- >love feeling guys blast their hot load all over my face and down my throat >still identify as straight Share Save

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Anon is Married | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 34 KB JPG 03/19/23(Sun)19:44:02 No.72633057 Current marriage deal: Born male: >go from 12-35, school, working, saving, and make sleep with 1-2 a few times, usually markedly less attractive than you are and be ignored by all prime age women. >Now when you're 35 and the women are 28-40 you're supposed to buy one a 500k start house, 35k ring, 60k car, then spend the rest of your life giving them 90% of your income, taking orders, chores and you might have sex once a month. Women: >Spend 12-30 having unlimited sex with men vastly more attractive than you are, partying, getting treated like a celebrity, free flights, clothing, food, rides, constant entertainment, have sex with dozens of men whenever you want. >When your looks fade, skin wrinkles, vagina loosens and the top 10% of men are no longer interested in jetting you around and f------ your holes in luxury apartments and cars find a beta who's been waiting his entire life and "settle" for a half a million dollar home and all needs taken care of for the rest of your life. >*If the betas aren't to your liking because you're so used to roman sex parties on yachts and having caviar stuffed in your p---- you can also accuse one of the boomer chads of "r---" retrospectively and settle for 7 figures in cash. pic related, what she looked like when she wasn't interested in you, and what she looks like now she's ready to settle down.
Anonymous 34 KB JPG 03/19/23(Sun)19:44:02 No.72633057 Current marriage deal: Born male: >go from 12-35, school, working, saving, and make sleep with 1-2 a few times, usually markedly less attractive than you are and be ignored by all prime age women. >Now when you're 35 and the women are 28-40 you're supposed to buy one a 500k start house, 35k ring, 60k car, then spend the rest of your life giving them 90% of your income, taking orders, chores and you might have sex once a month. Women: >Spend 12-30 having unlimited sex with men vastly more attractive than you are, partying, getting treated like a celebrity, free flights, clothing, food, rides, constant entertainment, have sex with dozens of men whenever you want. >When your looks fade, skin wrinkles, vagina loosens and the top 10% of men are no longer interested in jetting you around and f------ your holes in luxury apartments and cars find a beta who's been waiting his entire life and "settle" for a half a million dollar home and all needs taken care of for the rest of your life. >*If the betas aren't to your liking because you're so used to roman sex parties on yachts and having caviar stuffed in your p---- you can also accuse one of the boomer chads of "r---" retrospectively and settle for 7 figures in cash. pic related, what she looked like when she wasn't interested in you, and what she looks like now she's ready to settle down.

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Anon need to Get godsplained | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 03/20/23 (Mon)06:52:59 No.72639724 >I am the lord your god. And you, My child are my intelligent design. >btw don't forget to brush your teeth or else your mouth will deteriorate from bacteria >btw don't forget to give your pathetic flesh body daily maintenance with a bath or else you'll get sick or something >btw don't forget to be born with the right genetics or else you won't be able to breed >btw don't forget to run away from apex predators I placed on this world cause your body wouldn't stand a chance in combat 418 KB PNG >btw make sure you don't contract this disease or else your body will shut down cause I didn't make your immune system strong enough >speaking of, this tiny little bug and microscopic organism could ruin your life under a week >btw don't forget to maintain a healthy weight or else you'll die from enjoying my creations (food) too much >etc. why is god like this?
Anonymous 03/20/23 (Mon)06:52:59 No.72639724 >I am the lord your god. And you, My child are my intelligent design. >btw don't forget to brush your teeth or else your mouth will deteriorate from bacteria >btw don't forget to give your pathetic flesh body daily maintenance with a bath or else you'll get sick or something >btw don't forget to be born with the right genetics or else you won't be able to breed >btw don't forget to run away from apex predators I placed on this world cause your body wouldn't stand a chance in combat 418 KB PNG >btw make sure you don't contract this disease or else your body will shut down cause I didn't make your immune system strong enough >speaking of, this tiny little bug and microscopic organism could ruin your life under a week >btw don't forget to maintain a healthy weight or else you'll die from enjoying my creations (food) too much >etc. why is god like this?

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Anon is on a date | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 96 KB JPG 03/20/23 (Mon)04:44:44 No.72638777 >go on date with girl >first date ever at 26 >we talked and laughed and even went to watch a movie >didnt expect to get anything out of it just trying to be comfortable talking to girls >after I drive her back home she sits quietly in my car and doesn't say a word >feels a little awkward and I just say "uh ok then, that was fun, see you later" >she says yeah, gets out, and I speed away Was I supposed to walk her to her door or something? It was 2 in the morning. Are there videos on how to start physical contact in a sexual way with a girl on dates? I swear I'm too autistic to do anything, I don't even know how to kiss. 41 Replies / 36 Images View Thread
Anonymous 96 KB JPG 03/20/23 (Mon)04:44:44 No.72638777 >go on date with girl >first date ever at 26 >we talked and laughed and even went to watch a movie >didnt expect to get anything out of it just trying to be comfortable talking to girls >after I drive her back home she sits quietly in my car and doesn't say a word >feels a little awkward and I just say "uh ok then, that was fun, see you later" >she says yeah, gets out, and I speed away Was I supposed to walk her to her door or something? It was 2 in the morning. Are there videos on how to start physical contact in a sexual way with a girl on dates? I swear I'm too autistic to do anything, I don't even know how to kiss. 41 Replies / 36 Images View Thread

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Anon buys flavored condoms | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous I might be getting married to (...) 03/20/23 (Mon)08:17:25 No.72640355 515 KB JPG >fiancee has always been sort of dumb, did poorly in high school (we've been together for six years, since junior year) >small (4'9) and chubby but with b------- and hips >bought a big box of flavored condoms on Amazon since we recently ran out >ordered strawberry flavored since usual kind weren't available >over the past week, she's been complaining about stomach pains >has sudden horrible gas and bloating >I did some investigating and found out she's been eating around four condoms a day, just chewing them the best she can and then swallowing them whole >thought they were gummy candies for some f------ reason >doctor said for her to just keep drinking water and to go to the hospital if they don't pass in a couple days 2 Replies / 1 Image View Thread
: Anonymous I might be getting married to (...) 03/20/23 (Mon)08:17:25 No.72640355 515 KB JPG >fiancee has always been sort of dumb, did poorly in high school (we've been together for six years, since junior year) >small (4'9) and chubby but with b------- and hips >bought a big box of flavored condoms on Amazon since we recently ran out >ordered strawberry flavored since usual kind weren't available >over the past week, she's been complaining about stomach pains >has sudden horrible gas and bloating >I did some investigating and found out she's been eating around four condoms a day, just chewing them the best she can and then swallowing them whole >thought they were gummy candies for some f------ reason >doctor said for her to just keep drinking water and to go to the hospital if they don't pass in a couple days 2 Replies / 1 Image View Thread

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Anon has a Midnight Snack | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous *Saves your sleep* : Anonymous 2 RE 03/19/23(Sun)19:41:35 No.70330408 s-1500.jpg 32 KB JPG 03/19/23(Sun)19:43:39 No.70330426 1653271230220.jpg 158 KB JPG P/HIP HOP VINYE >>70330408 (OP) # >can't pick your boogers for a midnight snack That's a tradeoff I don't think I'm willing to make. >>70330446 # >>70330449 # >>70330457 #
: Anonymous *Saves your sleep* : Anonymous 2 RE 03/19/23(Sun)19:41:35 No.70330408 s-1500.jpg 32 KB JPG 03/19/23(Sun)19:43:39 No.70330426 1653271230220.jpg 158 KB JPG P/HIP HOP VINYE >>70330408 (OP) # >can't pick your boogers for a midnight snack That's a tradeoff I don't think I'm willing to make. >>70330446 # >>70330449 # >>70330457 #

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Anon fucked up | /r/Greentext

File: c3f.jpg (32 KB, 480x454) ☐ I f----- it up with my best friend bros... Anonymous 03/19/23(Sun)19:41:34 >Be me >19yo male >My bestie 19yo female (girl) (biologicalwoman) >Super close friends >We were hanging out >I accidentally drop some coins >She immediately bends down to pick them up >Hands them to me >OUT OF NOWHERE I say "Good Girl" >Immediate regret >F--- F--- F--- F--- >We stare at each other for 30 long seconds >I notice her face turning red >I have no idea what to do >Immediately start talking about something else ignoring what just happened
File: c3f.jpg (32 KB, 480x454) ☐ I f----- it up with my best friend bros... Anonymous 03/19/23(Sun)19:41:34 >Be me >19yo male >My bestie 19yo female (girl) (biologicalwoman) >Super close friends >We were hanging out >I accidentally drop some coins >She immediately bends down to pick them up >Hands them to me >OUT OF NOWHERE I say "Good Girl" >Immediate regret >F--- F--- F--- F--- >We stare at each other for 30 long seconds >I notice her face turning red >I have no idea what to do >Immediately start talking about something else ignoring what just happened

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Anon ponders | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 31 KB JPG 03/19/23(Sun)08:07:11 No.73479678 I know you guys always say that the blackpill is b------- incel ideology and not realistic but I often genuinely wonder just how better my dating life would be if I was a tall white guy with nice hair
Anonymous 31 KB JPG 03/19/23(Sun)08:07:11 No.73479678 I know you guys always say that the blackpill is b------- incel ideology and not realistic but I often genuinely wonder just how better my dating life would be if I was a tall white guy with nice hair

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Anon tries Reddit | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous HOW DOES HE DO THAT? 20 KB PNG 03/19/23(Sun)21:41:43 No.72637750 >use Reddit >constant unfunny memes about trans rights and s--- >so annoying that I become transphobic >go onto 4Chan >constant threads dedicated to hating trannies >somehow meet an actual trans woman here >they're really chill >start to think about it >wouldn't have a problem sucking c--- if the c--- was on something that looked like a woman Moral of the story: memes that actively support trans rights are cancer 03/19/23(Sun)21:53:52 No.72637853 : Anonymous >>72637750 (OP) # The moral of the story in this case being that reading 4Chan makes you want to suck cocks?
: Anonymous HOW DOES HE DO THAT? 20 KB PNG 03/19/23(Sun)21:41:43 No.72637750 >use Reddit >constant unfunny memes about trans rights and s--- >so annoying that I become transphobic >go onto 4Chan >constant threads dedicated to hating trannies >somehow meet an actual trans woman here >they're really chill >start to think about it >wouldn't have a problem sucking c--- if the c--- was on something that looked like a woman Moral of the story: memes that actively support trans rights are cancer 03/19/23(Sun)21:53:52 No.72637853 : Anonymous >>72637750 (OP) # The moral of the story in this case being that reading 4Chan makes you want to suck cocks?

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Anon trusts what is essentially a BuzzFeed quiz to tell him how smart he is. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 147 KB JPG 09/27/21 (Mon)05:55:21 No.863896215 > Woke up > Bored bed. > Got the Bright idea to do an IQ test > "some of this questions are difficult" > Start rounding up my answers or going with my gut feeling. > Last few questions about shapes and colors make sense > must be where the creative type like myself come out as geniuses > Score 63IQ. Am I Retarded /b/?
Anonymous 147 KB JPG 09/27/21 (Mon)05:55:21 No.863896215 > Woke up > Bored bed. > Got the Bright idea to do an IQ test > "some of this questions are difficult" > Start rounding up my answers or going with my gut feeling. > Last few questions about shapes and colors make sense > must be where the creative type like myself come out as geniuses > Score 63IQ. Am I Retarded /b/?

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Worm breedin | /r/Greentext

>>53865529 (OP) >work at a worm breeding farm >work in the finance department >Do my usual walk around with investors >talk production forecast b------- with them >young guy swerves forklift into overhang door >blades stab the doors >door completely falls apart >fork lift speakers blasting Limp bizkit >keep rolling rolling rolling >$40,000 in damages
>>53865529 (OP) >work at a worm breeding farm >work in the finance department >Do my usual walk around with investors >talk production forecast b------- with them >young guy swerves forklift into overhang door >blades stab the doors >door completely falls apart >fork lift speakers blasting Limp bizkit >keep rolling rolling rolling >$40,000 in damages

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That’s impressive Anon. It would’ve taken me hours to plan out a convo killer that effective | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous COMATER 472 KB JPG 11/03/22(Thu)19:12:32 No.70847805 >go to college >Study to be mortician >Chemistry class >Girl sit next to me is talkative to me >"Anon what are you studying to be" >"Mortician" >"Cool I want to be {insert profession}, why do you want to work with the dead anyway" >Autism.batch >"Because I'm a virgin" >S--- s--- f--- >"Oh.. Kay...." >Doesn't talk to me the rest of class
: Anonymous COMATER 472 KB JPG 11/03/22(Thu)19:12:32 No.70847805 >go to college >Study to be mortician >Chemistry class >Girl sit next to me is talkative to me >"Anon what are you studying to be" >"Mortician" >"Cool I want to be {insert profession}, why do you want to work with the dead anyway" >Autism.batch >"Because I'm a virgin" >S--- s--- f--- >"Oh.. Kay...." >Doesn't talk to me the rest of class

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