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Anonymous am i f----- anons? 32 KB JPG 09/20/23(Wed)07:04:45 No.29798708 >be me with 1st girlfriend >about to go down on her >finally.mpeg >both of us start getting into it >in the heat of the moment i slap the s--- out of her >she pushed me off her and starts crying >"W-- IS WRONG WITH YOU ANON" >Mfw she texts me this morning that she is going to file a suit against me So anons how f----- am I?
Anonymous am i f----- anons? 32 KB JPG 09/20/23(Wed)07:04:45 No.29798708 >be me with 1st girlfriend >about to go down on her >finally.mpeg >both of us start getting into it >in the heat of the moment i slap the s--- out of her >she pushed me off her and starts crying >"W-- IS WRONG WITH YOU ANON" >Mfw she texts me this morning that she is going to file a suit against me So anons how f----- am I?

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Anon enjoys the little things | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 50 KB JPG 09/14/21(Tue) 13:09:11 No.570829076 >Playing MMO >Walk up to rando >Start jumping >They jump too It's the little things, lads.
: Anonymous 50 KB JPG 09/14/21(Tue) 13:09:11 No.570829076 >Playing MMO >Walk up to rando >Start jumping >They jump too It's the little things, lads.

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Anon want to catch some Pokemon | /r/Greentext

Thread replies: 29 Thread images: 8 Anonymous 2016-07-17 21:27:31 Post No. 30017698 [Report] Image search: [Google] 62 KB, 450x539 >just want to catch some qt Pokemon like a jigglypuff >Pokemon don't live within 20km of my house >no friends and no one wants to be seen outside with me because ugly and fat >mom asks me if I want to go do errands with her (in the nearest city) >yes.jpg! >here's my chance to catch some qt Pokemon >feel happy >go with her in the car >she catches me playing Pokemon >she yells at me and says I'm a stupid loser who should stop playing children's games >verbally humiliates me for like 15 min >can't catch any Pokemon anymore and deleted the app in front of her >just want to kill myself Now we're driving back home. I'm just a stupid loser with nothing to live for and catching a dumb jigglypuff would've made me so happy momentarily but I can't even do that.
Thread replies: 29 Thread images: 8 Anonymous 2016-07-17 21:27:31 Post No. 30017698 [Report] Image search: [Google] 62 KB, 450x539 >just want to catch some qt Pokemon like a jigglypuff >Pokemon don't live within 20km of my house >no friends and no one wants to be seen outside with me because ugly and fat >mom asks me if I want to go do errands with her (in the nearest city) >yes.jpg! >here's my chance to catch some qt Pokemon >feel happy >go with her in the car >she catches me playing Pokemon >she yells at me and says I'm a stupid loser who should stop playing children's games >verbally humiliates me for like 15 min >can't catch any Pokemon anymore and deleted the app in front of her >just want to kill myself Now we're driving back home. I'm just a stupid loser with nothing to live for and catching a dumb jigglypuff would've made me so happy momentarily but I can't even do that.

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Anon Assembles a Team | /r/Greentext

44m (9/20 12:32) 190096042 . 10 Re . 4 Img JPG 96KB (1300 × 956) 1987350971.jpg 2 Replies alamy . alamy DO NOT REDEEM a 34m (9/20 12:43). 190096353 1 Reply alamy alamy >I'm reassembling the old team for one last heist. >1,000,000 rupees, all in google play gift cards, untraceable >you in a alamy >>190096042 (OP) >Here's the getaway driver. Image ID: 2DXRBOY www.alamy.com 33m (9/20 12:44). 190096389 >>190096353 >scene flashes to a grandmother slowly punching in numbers into google play store as the heist team is sweating bullets as the phone guy pleads for her to stop 31m (9/20 12:45). 190096431 GIF 2MB (320 x 180) kidnap-prank-telugu-kids-in-car.gif ●●●
44m (9/20 12:32) 190096042 . 10 Re . 4 Img JPG 96KB (1300 × 956) 1987350971.jpg 2 Replies alamy . alamy DO NOT REDEEM a 34m (9/20 12:43). 190096353 1 Reply alamy alamy >I'm reassembling the old team for one last heist. >1,000,000 rupees, all in google play gift cards, untraceable >you in a alamy >>190096042 (OP) >Here's the getaway driver. Image ID: 2DXRBOY www.alamy.com 33m (9/20 12:44). 190096389 >>190096353 >scene flashes to a grandmother slowly punching in numbers into google play store as the heist team is sweating bullets as the phone guy pleads for her to stop 31m (9/20 12:45). 190096431 GIF 2MB (320 x 180) kidnap-prank-telugu-kids-in-car.gif ●●●

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Wouldn't have it any other way | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/15/23(Fri)16:55:04 No.189917675 Lunch with Actor Ryan Gosling $20.00 Benefits charity goose.png 451 KB PNG >>189917704 # >>189917904 # >>189918284 # >>189922240 # : Anonymous >>189917675 # >Show up >There's just a mirror sitting at the table 09/15/23(Fri) 16:55:54 No.189917704 2 bids 9d 4h >>189917873 # >>189918284 # >>189919905 #
: Anonymous 09/15/23(Fri)16:55:04 No.189917675 Lunch with Actor Ryan Gosling $20.00 Benefits charity goose.png 451 KB PNG >>189917704 # >>189917904 # >>189918284 # >>189922240 # : Anonymous >>189917675 # >Show up >There's just a mirror sitting at the table 09/15/23(Fri) 16:55:54 No.189917704 2 bids 9d 4h >>189917873 # >>189918284 # >>189919905 #

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Anon plays Donkey Kong | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous THIS MONKEY RAP! 11 KB JPG 09/19/23(Tue)19:08:49 No.74793596 >Game with monkeys >Have rap in it What did Nintendo mean?
: Anonymous THIS MONKEY RAP! 11 KB JPG 09/19/23(Tue)19:08:49 No.74793596 >Game with monkeys >Have rap in it What did Nintendo mean?

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Anon is cared for | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous SHE'S HIDING FROM HORNY PEOPLE. 267 KB PNG 09/20/23(Wed)17:59:57 No.74800230 >transmaxxed after being a forever alone incel >pass well enough that I'm never called out as or harassed over being trans in public >acquire bf who lets me live neetmode >bf wants sex constantly to the point I practically can't game when he's home because either he wants to cuddle on the couch or have sex >makes me go to bed when he does so I can't get in late night gaming >on his days off its even worse I want to tell him no but I'm scared he'll make me get a job.
: Anonymous SHE'S HIDING FROM HORNY PEOPLE. 267 KB PNG 09/20/23(Wed)17:59:57 No.74800230 >transmaxxed after being a forever alone incel >pass well enough that I'm never called out as or harassed over being trans in public >acquire bf who lets me live neetmode >bf wants sex constantly to the point I practically can't game when he's home because either he wants to cuddle on the couch or have sex >makes me go to bed when he does so I can't get in late night gaming >on his days off its even worse I want to tell him no but I'm scared he'll make me get a job.

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Three's a crowd | /r/Greentext

YES 3h (9/20 15:32) 74798156 4 Re. 1 Img JPG 26KB (400x400) 9ACD36E5-A18D-4A3B-9FA5-A254926F5 E6B.jpg • >29 >younger cousin throwing a party at her parents house for her 19 birthday >go >get tipsy and become the life of the party >by the end of the night i had 3 girls following me around : >end up getting all of their numbers >ripe barely legal teenage p---- with pretty faces Holy f--- is this why normies loves to party? I blackout and don't remember exactly what happened. Just remember having girls trying to get near me to dance and talk to me. I can't believe I got 3 numbers in one night, at least 2 will let me pump her c--- full of my juices, holy f--- time to lose my virginity at last.
YES 3h (9/20 15:32) 74798156 4 Re. 1 Img JPG 26KB (400x400) 9ACD36E5-A18D-4A3B-9FA5-A254926F5 E6B.jpg • >29 >younger cousin throwing a party at her parents house for her 19 birthday >go >get tipsy and become the life of the party >by the end of the night i had 3 girls following me around : >end up getting all of their numbers >ripe barely legal teenage p---- with pretty faces Holy f--- is this why normies loves to party? I blackout and don't remember exactly what happened. Just remember having girls trying to get near me to dance and talk to me. I can't believe I got 3 numbers in one night, at least 2 will let me pump her c--- full of my juices, holy f--- time to lose my virginity at last.

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Anon can't into social drinking | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/13/22(Wed)00:19:18 No.69391083 1657673535117.jpg 415 KB JPG >hey anon, want to get drinks after work? >it's my birthday tomorrow, let's have drinks >I could really go for a drink right now >drinks on the weekend bro? >LET'S GO OUT FOR A DRINK >DRINKS DRINKS DRINKS DRINKS What the f--- is wrong with normies?
: Anonymous 07/13/22(Wed)00:19:18 No.69391083 1657673535117.jpg 415 KB JPG >hey anon, want to get drinks after work? >it's my birthday tomorrow, let's have drinks >I could really go for a drink right now >drinks on the weekend bro? >LET'S GO OUT FOR A DRINK >DRINKS DRINKS DRINKS DRINKS What the f--- is wrong with normies?

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Anon leave 4chan open in living room | /r/Greentext

Anonymous [Report] Image search: [Google] 2016-07-17 20:33:52 Post No. 30016649 WOJAK FEELS I HAVE NO GF &I MUST FEEL >leave r9k catalog open >on lap top >in living room >leave to pee >mom sees picture of naked old lady >says "Like that picture of the naked woman on the screen" 445 KB, 841x1244 >freeze up, say "what?" >check it out, laugh it off like it's nothing >"Ohhh.... yeah, very attractive isn't she?" >she leaves, and now i'm sitting here wondering if we're gonna have a chat later.
Anonymous [Report] Image search: [Google] 2016-07-17 20:33:52 Post No. 30016649 WOJAK FEELS I HAVE NO GF &I MUST FEEL >leave r9k catalog open >on lap top >in living room >leave to pee >mom sees picture of naked old lady >says "Like that picture of the naked woman on the screen" 445 KB, 841x1244 >freeze up, say "what?" >check it out, laugh it off like it's nothing >"Ohhh.... yeah, very attractive isn't she?" >she leaves, and now i'm sitting here wondering if we're gonna have a chat later.

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Anon breaks the system | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 440 KB PNG 09/19/23(Tue)22:46:01 No.906345326 Creative ways you've gotten dates? >Be me >get tinder, have it for about a 2 months and get about 60 matches >half of them don't even reply >don't go on a single date >suddenly a plan hatches >delete tinder >find images of 10/10 chad >re-download and use them as my pictures >get 99+ pending matches within a day >end up with 5,000 matches within a week >plan a date with a 7/10 >tell her to meet up at a bar >go to the same bar around the same time >have her waiting 30 minutes >she texts me "where are you?" >umatch her on tinder >i'm currently watching her from across the bar >see her get visibly upset >approach her and ask say "hey are you waiting for someone?" >she says "i was but i think i just got stood up" >tell her "that sucks, can i join you instead?" >she agrees >have a great night and we end up going back to my place and f--- >have done this 10 times already and it works 85% of the time any other anons have creative ways they've gotten dates?
Anonymous 440 KB PNG 09/19/23(Tue)22:46:01 No.906345326 Creative ways you've gotten dates? >Be me >get tinder, have it for about a 2 months and get about 60 matches >half of them don't even reply >don't go on a single date >suddenly a plan hatches >delete tinder >find images of 10/10 chad >re-download and use them as my pictures >get 99+ pending matches within a day >end up with 5,000 matches within a week >plan a date with a 7/10 >tell her to meet up at a bar >go to the same bar around the same time >have her waiting 30 minutes >she texts me "where are you?" >umatch her on tinder >i'm currently watching her from across the bar >see her get visibly upset >approach her and ask say "hey are you waiting for someone?" >she says "i was but i think i just got stood up" >tell her "that sucks, can i join you instead?" >she agrees >have a great night and we end up going back to my place and f--- >have done this 10 times already and it works 85% of the time any other anons have creative ways they've gotten dates?

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Anon pets a cat............. | /r/Greentext

>be me, loser >No friends, low-paying s--- job >Would blow brains out if I could afford a gun >Sitting outside at night, 59 KB JPG looking at the stars >Wishing an asteroid would fall on me >Feel something brush up against me >It's a cat >Lets me pet him for a few minutes >Then runs away >Life is hard, but if you can pet kitties it's a little easier
>be me, loser >No friends, low-paying s--- job >Would blow brains out if I could afford a gun >Sitting outside at night, 59 KB JPG looking at the stars >Wishing an asteroid would fall on me >Feel something brush up against me >It's a cat >Lets me pet him for a few minutes >Then runs away >Life is hard, but if you can pet kitties it's a little easier

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Anon likes buttcracks | /r/Greentext

Anonymous | 50507406 205,4 kB JPG For 37 min siden... s--- you did in grade school >be me, 1st grade >everyone sitting (criss-cross apple sauce) around the teacher on the carpet, who is reading to us from a book >guy in front of me has his butt-crack poking out of his shorts >stick my finger in his britches, and start playing around with his butt crack. he does nothing >this process repeats for a couple of days >one day he asks me why i do it, i say "hmm idk lol" and he says it's fine >eventually, some kid sees me playing with the dude's butt crack and asks "what are you doing?" >tell him "it is fun and feels good" >he asks if he can try, i let him do it >1 week later >virtually half of the class is fingering each others' butts during reading time >teacher has to tell everyone to stop and threaten to send us to the principal if we do it again
Anonymous | 50507406 205,4 kB JPG For 37 min siden... s--- you did in grade school >be me, 1st grade >everyone sitting (criss-cross apple sauce) around the teacher on the carpet, who is reading to us from a book >guy in front of me has his butt-crack poking out of his shorts >stick my finger in his britches, and start playing around with his butt crack. he does nothing >this process repeats for a couple of days >one day he asks me why i do it, i say "hmm idk lol" and he says it's fine >eventually, some kid sees me playing with the dude's butt crack and asks "what are you doing?" >tell him "it is fun and feels good" >he asks if he can try, i let him do it >1 week later >virtually half of the class is fingering each others' butts during reading time >teacher has to tell everyone to stop and threaten to send us to the principal if we do it again

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Friendship to Romance | /r/Greentext

OP 2h (9/20 7:25) · 74794822 4 Re. 1 Img JPG 148KB (1080 × 603) 1695173092345527 (1).jpg Should I ask out this black girl? >Be me >20 >In college >Know this cute black chick >She's cute, wears glasses sometimes, has a thin and fit body with a great ass >I sit next to her in class and look over at her boobs because I'm a pervert >Pic is how much they are sticking out but in her shirt >Think to myself how the hell her shirt can contain those things : Her boobs aren't that big but looked so good in that shirt she w---- >I've actually seen pics of her in her sports wear and her top looks like it's literally holding in her boobs. >This girl actually likes me and we get along pretty well >No guy ever talks to her >Have no roommate so I can bring her without an issue So what should I do? Should I ask out this girl and get to pound her juicy black ass?
OP 2h (9/20 7:25) · 74794822 4 Re. 1 Img JPG 148KB (1080 × 603) 1695173092345527 (1).jpg Should I ask out this black girl? >Be me >20 >In college >Know this cute black chick >She's cute, wears glasses sometimes, has a thin and fit body with a great ass >I sit next to her in class and look over at her boobs because I'm a pervert >Pic is how much they are sticking out but in her shirt >Think to myself how the hell her shirt can contain those things : Her boobs aren't that big but looked so good in that shirt she w---- >I've actually seen pics of her in her sports wear and her top looks like it's literally holding in her boobs. >This girl actually likes me and we get along pretty well >No guy ever talks to her >Have no roommate so I can bring her without an issue So what should I do? Should I ask out this girl and get to pound her juicy black ass?

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Mixed Messages | /r/Greentext

UP 1h (9/20 11:20). 74796693 2 Re - 0 Img PNG 175KB (492 × 381) Screenshot 2023-08-29 at 10-45-46 i'm 24 and have never been in a relationship.png . ●●● I thought she was flirting with me.... w-- is wrong with women : made a mistake touching my boss... >female boss is this old woman who's kind of hot actually, I'm only 27 >sometimes she playfully touches me on my arms when we are talking >I never touch her but I like when she does it >tonight she kind of leaned in to playfully hit me again >I sort of flirtingly push her shoulder >she frowns and it seems like she didn't expect me to do something like that
UP 1h (9/20 11:20). 74796693 2 Re - 0 Img PNG 175KB (492 × 381) Screenshot 2023-08-29 at 10-45-46 i'm 24 and have never been in a relationship.png . ●●● I thought she was flirting with me.... w-- is wrong with women : made a mistake touching my boss... >female boss is this old woman who's kind of hot actually, I'm only 27 >sometimes she playfully touches me on my arms when we are talking >I never touch her but I like when she does it >tonight she kind of leaned in to playfully hit me again >I sort of flirtingly push her shoulder >she frowns and it seems like she didn't expect me to do something like that

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Anon is special | /r/Greentext

E500C3AB-FCBD-4C06-B75F-F3DC53E35607.png 58 KB PNG >walk into Subway by myself >forget im in real life >see white woman >audibly say "white woman spotted"
E500C3AB-FCBD-4C06-B75F-F3DC53E35607.png 58 KB PNG >walk into Subway by myself >forget im in real life >see white woman >audibly say "white woman spotted"

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