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Anonymous 02/04/24(Sun)17:53:43 No.76348895 >be me >Woman image.jpg 5 KB JPG >me like male >me have crush on a male >male approach >hes cute >male starts showing interest and affection >instant lose of interest *in a soulless and monotone voice tone* I wish that guy treated me like s--- and showed me a little bit of attention in return. So my primitive little brain's reward mechanism could get addicted to him and his attention.
Anonymous 02/04/24(Sun)17:53:43 No.76348895 >be me >Woman image.jpg 5 KB JPG >me like male >me have crush on a male >male approach >hes cute >male starts showing interest and affection >instant lose of interest *in a soulless and monotone voice tone* I wish that guy treated me like s--- and showed me a little bit of attention in return. So my primitive little brain's reward mechanism could get addicted to him and his attention.

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Anon describes women | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 342 KB JPG 03/08/24(Fri)20:30:44 No.30866658 >gf breaks up with me >sad >fast forward a few months >check out her social media (stupid me, I know) >lots of posts about how much she misses her "ex" (me) >text her to see whats up >she acts all passive aggressive >tells me I'm bothering her and to stop texting her Can someone explain to me why she does this?
: Anonymous 342 KB JPG 03/08/24(Fri)20:30:44 No.30866658 >gf breaks up with me >sad >fast forward a few months >check out her social media (stupid me, I know) >lots of posts about how much she misses her "ex" (me) >text her to see whats up >she acts all passive aggressive >tells me I'm bothering her and to stop texting her Can someone explain to me why she does this?

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It was all just a Bad dream | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 668 KB JPG 03/10/24(Sun)04:36:36 No.915130813 >Year 2060 >Me: *Scavenging for a crumb of p---- in the ruins of the lost city of Atlanta* >Gen LXIX Raiders: "Nice red dot on that AR-15 Grandpa. What does that thing shoot? Wojack memes and political rants about the God Emperor Immortan Joe Brandon?" >Proceeds to vaporize me into a fine ash with a tubberware AR-9000 plasma rifle equipped with iPad sights and Al target detector. >mfw Anonymous 03/10/24(Sun)04:38:44 No.915130876 >>915130813 (OP) # >They run out of battery They all commit suicide due to lack of tiktok 196 KB PNG Anonymous 135 KB PNG 03/10/24(Sun)04:55:03 No.915131451 >>915130813 (OP) # >Be me >1975 >Go on rescue mission to save staff members >RTB >MSF is on fire and under attack >mfw
Anonymous 668 KB JPG 03/10/24(Sun)04:36:36 No.915130813 >Year 2060 >Me: *Scavenging for a crumb of p---- in the ruins of the lost city of Atlanta* >Gen LXIX Raiders: "Nice red dot on that AR-15 Grandpa. What does that thing shoot? Wojack memes and political rants about the God Emperor Immortan Joe Brandon?" >Proceeds to vaporize me into a fine ash with a tubberware AR-9000 plasma rifle equipped with iPad sights and Al target detector. >mfw Anonymous 03/10/24(Sun)04:38:44 No.915130876 >>915130813 (OP) # >They run out of battery They all commit suicide due to lack of tiktok 196 KB PNG Anonymous 135 KB PNG 03/10/24(Sun)04:55:03 No.915131451 >>915130813 (OP) # >Be me >1975 >Go on rescue mission to save staff members >RTB >MSF is on fire and under attack >mfw

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Suffering builds character i guess | /r/Greentext

Anonymous suffering builds. character "suffering builds character "suffering builds character 95 KB JPG puberty suffering builds character 03/10/24(Sun)01:53:06 No.76733591 >ended up being a romantic as a kid and really wanted a wife okay I can do that doesn't everybody? >I noticed most of the friend girls I made or had a crush on only liked guys who were taller than me >didn't end up at least 6 feet after haha okay at least I'm not statistically short just average >family moved so I had to restart my relationships just gotta be myself! >bad parents and wasn't taught how to drive in my youth in a country where you need to be able to drive to go anywhere significant I'll just focus on what I can control haha >went bald at 17 + big 4head + baby-face w-well it's not over >can't grow significant facial hair I'll just start trying to exercise to keep my health and mental up >born Asian (Chinese) in America maybe my personality wi- >autistic okay yeah I give up anyone else had crappy high school and college experiences because of stuff like this? View Thread
Anonymous suffering builds. character "suffering builds character "suffering builds character 95 KB JPG puberty suffering builds character 03/10/24(Sun)01:53:06 No.76733591 >ended up being a romantic as a kid and really wanted a wife okay I can do that doesn't everybody? >I noticed most of the friend girls I made or had a crush on only liked guys who were taller than me >didn't end up at least 6 feet after haha okay at least I'm not statistically short just average >family moved so I had to restart my relationships just gotta be myself! >bad parents and wasn't taught how to drive in my youth in a country where you need to be able to drive to go anywhere significant I'll just focus on what I can control haha >went bald at 17 + big 4head + baby-face w-well it's not over >can't grow significant facial hair I'll just start trying to exercise to keep my health and mental up >born Asian (Chinese) in America maybe my personality wi- >autistic okay yeah I give up anyone else had crappy high school and college experiences because of stuff like this? View Thread

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Desert flex | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 03/08/24(Fri)20:26:54 No.194641989 bhOklels9wjb1.jpg 1021 KB JPG >build a suburbs in the middle of the desert >each home has access to A/C, clean drinking water and running sewage Name a bigger mog and flex than this photo.
Anonymous 03/08/24(Fri)20:26:54 No.194641989 bhOklels9wjb1.jpg 1021 KB JPG >build a suburbs in the middle of the desert >each home has access to A/C, clean drinking water and running sewage Name a bigger mog and flex than this photo.

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Life was never fair anon | /r/Greentext

107 KB JPG >be human >have to get a job >have to eat vegetables >be green spoon worm >vored by a larger female >do nothing but coom for your whole life life isn't fair
107 KB JPG >be human >have to get a job >have to eat vegetables >be green spoon worm >vored by a larger female >do nothing but coom for your whole life life isn't fair

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Anon tried Polish | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Polish 08/14/23(Mon) 10:10:26 No.74378 Yes I'm Polish, how could you tell? HELLO Szczyjkjchzy Wojwekszcsj 63225d5ba295e.jpg 58 KB JPG > be me > decide to try polish on duolingo > first words they try to teach me are: > mezczyzna > dziewczyna > ciasteczka > konstantynopolitanczykowianeczka > brzeczyszczykiewicz I don't want to learn Polish anymore. :/
Anonymous Polish 08/14/23(Mon) 10:10:26 No.74378 Yes I'm Polish, how could you tell? HELLO Szczyjkjchzy Wojwekszcsj 63225d5ba295e.jpg 58 KB JPG > be me > decide to try polish on duolingo > first words they try to teach me are: > mezczyzna > dziewczyna > ciasteczka > konstantynopolitanczykowianeczka > brzeczyszczykiewicz I don't want to learn Polish anymore. :/

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Anon on runescape | /r/Greentext

5 KB JPG I went around on Runescape back in 2006 in full black armour typing "..." in red. I thought it made me mysterious.
5 KB JPG I went around on Runescape back in 2006 in full black armour typing "..." in red. I thought it made me mysterious.

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Anon had a great idea | /r/Greentext

36449 3 Re-0 Img 4 4 JPG 15KB (366 × 316) EDB30660-268A-4E42-BCE7-28EA76388 F04.jpg >recently moved out >kind of live in the ghetto, but its ok because of cheap rent >lots of crackheads around at night being loud >idea >buy a drone with a speaker >pay a voice actor on fiver to record a few lines >fly the drone by the crackheads >drone says we have been monitoring you. leave the restricted area immediately. >crackheads disperse. >do this for a month straight. >no more loud crackheads at night. >just renewed my rent its gone up 30 percent
36449 3 Re-0 Img 4 4 JPG 15KB (366 × 316) EDB30660-268A-4E42-BCE7-28EA76388 F04.jpg >recently moved out >kind of live in the ghetto, but its ok because of cheap rent >lots of crackheads around at night being loud >idea >buy a drone with a speaker >pay a voice actor on fiver to record a few lines >fly the drone by the crackheads >drone says we have been monitoring you. leave the restricted area immediately. >crackheads disperse. >do this for a month straight. >no more loud crackheads at night. >just renewed my rent its gone up 30 percent

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Anon played a Ubisoft game on steam | /r/Greentext

FCotFscWUAgQF4r.jpg 72 KB JPG >launch a ubisoft game through steam >four, yes, four different game overlays activate (steam, uplay, geforce experience and windows/xbox)
FCotFscWUAgQF4r.jpg 72 KB JPG >launch a ubisoft game through steam >four, yes, four different game overlays activate (steam, uplay, geforce experience and windows/xbox)

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average day in whiterun | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 01/19/14(Sun)05:08:54 UTC+1 No.527801620 Replies: >>527802019 >>527812526 File: 1390104534332.png-(170 KB, 381x306, seensomeshit.png) >for 8 hrs >be me >whiterun guard GI >meet drangonborn one day outside bannered mare >but that's the thing >he just stood there with an expressionless face >in the same spot >tried to use the standard "someone stole your sweetroll" technique taught in guard academy >novisiblechange.png >not even a chuckle >he just stood there >after moving for what seemed like 3 seconds >pulls out map >disappears >mfw
Anonymous 01/19/14(Sun)05:08:54 UTC+1 No.527801620 Replies: >>527802019 >>527812526 File: 1390104534332.png-(170 KB, 381x306, seensomeshit.png) >for 8 hrs >be me >whiterun guard GI >meet drangonborn one day outside bannered mare >but that's the thing >he just stood there with an expressionless face >in the same spot >tried to use the standard "someone stole your sweetroll" technique taught in guard academy >novisiblechange.png >not even a chuckle >he just stood there >after moving for what seemed like 3 seconds >pulls out map >disappears >mfw

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Anon plays kahoot | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 21 KB JPG 02/29/24(Thu)00:50:26 No.76623708 >Be me, work as teacher assistant >Help Teach set up game of kahoot >Kids start setting up names >Normie f--- use the generic ones >Mike Hunt, Tess Tickle, Ben Dover, etc... >Teacher was born before christ so she is oblivious to the class shenanigans >Lose hope in the next generation as they continue to use the normie names. >Suddenly see: Judy Tester (Not bad) >Judy Stroyer >Stan Keepus >Eric Shawn >Alpha Q >Anna Borshin >Kate Hikes >Iwannakashootmyself There maybe hope for them yet Anonymous >Judy Stroyer 02/29/24(Thu)00:54:15 No.76623733 jej Based zoomer
Anonymous 21 KB JPG 02/29/24(Thu)00:50:26 No.76623708 >Be me, work as teacher assistant >Help Teach set up game of kahoot >Kids start setting up names >Normie f--- use the generic ones >Mike Hunt, Tess Tickle, Ben Dover, etc... >Teacher was born before christ so she is oblivious to the class shenanigans >Lose hope in the next generation as they continue to use the normie names. >Suddenly see: Judy Tester (Not bad) >Judy Stroyer >Stan Keepus >Eric Shawn >Alpha Q >Anna Borshin >Kate Hikes >Iwannakashootmyself There maybe hope for them yet Anonymous >Judy Stroyer 02/29/24(Thu)00:54:15 No.76623733 jej Based zoomer

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Schrödinger’s Sexuality | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 01/21/24(Sun)22:42:53 No.912742970 Was about to say no but then I saw the d--- >>912743001 # 01/21/24(Sun)22:43:33 No.912743001 Anonymous >>912742970 # >was going to say no gay >until i saw the d--- based. You're both gay and based, f-----
Anonymous 01/21/24(Sun)22:42:53 No.912742970 Was about to say no but then I saw the d--- >>912743001 # 01/21/24(Sun)22:43:33 No.912743001 Anonymous >>912742970 # >was going to say no gay >until i saw the d--- based. You're both gay and based, f-----

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Anon should read better books | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 90 KB JPG 03/08/24(Fri)17:47:39 No. 197020391 >Men writing women: She was beautiful, her bosoms were tight and torpedo shaped, with tiny pink n------. Her breasts flopped daintily in the breeze. Her heavy boobs were quite large. >Women writing men: He was Tall, much taller than everyone around him. As he walked, his knee accidentally slammed into the head of a lesser man. Also, he's Jacked as f---. And a PHD in 3 different subjects. Did I mention he's also a millionaire? No, wait...a billionaire. And he was a hardened criminal with a sadistic streak. But....deep down, he was a big sofite who only loves me. Oh, and he's also a werewolf! Wait...no...a werewolf vampire. And he loves gripping me by the neck and slamming me into the coffee table.
: Anonymous 90 KB JPG 03/08/24(Fri)17:47:39 No. 197020391 >Men writing women: She was beautiful, her bosoms were tight and torpedo shaped, with tiny pink n------. Her breasts flopped daintily in the breeze. Her heavy boobs were quite large. >Women writing men: He was Tall, much taller than everyone around him. As he walked, his knee accidentally slammed into the head of a lesser man. Also, he's Jacked as f---. And a PHD in 3 different subjects. Did I mention he's also a millionaire? No, wait...a billionaire. And he was a hardened criminal with a sadistic streak. But....deep down, he was a big sofite who only loves me. Oh, and he's also a werewolf! Wait...no...a werewolf vampire. And he loves gripping me by the neck and slamming me into the coffee table.

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Half-light | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 03/08/24(Fri)09:08:44 No.468576493 >>468576653 >>468577905 File: Portrait_half-light_webp.png (1.27 MB, 720x1000) >>468576305 >He needs you to stick a d--- in it to ascend to the next level. S-------- him. He wants it.
Anonymous 03/08/24(Fri)09:08:44 No.468576493 >>468576653 >>468577905 File: Portrait_half-light_webp.png (1.27 MB, 720x1000) >>468576305 >He needs you to stick a d--- in it to ascend to the next level. S-------- him. He wants it.

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Anon is not a dom | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 583 KB PNG 02/14/21(Sun)19:50:32 No.59858410 >>59858271 (OP). >tfw having sex with girl >she wants me to choke her and call her a sloot Why are women like this? I don't like doing mean things.
Anonymous 583 KB PNG 02/14/21(Sun)19:50:32 No.59858410 >>59858271 (OP). >tfw having sex with girl >she wants me to choke her and call her a sloot Why are women like this? I don't like doing mean things.

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