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: Anonymous 342 KB JPG 03/08/24(Fri)20:30:44 No.30866658 >gf breaks up with me >sad >fast forward a few months >check out her social media (stupid me, I know) >lots of posts about how much she misses her "ex" (me) >text her to see whats up >she acts all passive aggressive >tells me I'm bothering her and to stop texting her Can someone explain to me why she does this?

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Anonymous A dream I had. NO FALENTHE DON'T work w CONE LOH MY LAP 81 KB JPG 03/06/25(Thu)01:57:40 No.80537791 >Be me. >Its 2055. >My aging has been slowed thanks to cybernetics, I'm pretty much a wholeass Cyborg. >Hear a knock at my door. >Its a cute robot girl >"Hey Anon, I'm your assigned robo gf from the robot overlords!" >Hellyes.jpg >We quickly fall in love. She loves watching me play vidya, watching YouTube and going out on walks. >Its always raining, and we both love the rain. >She stays at home and cooks and maintains the apartment while I go out and work. >Come home to my favourite foods always being ready for dinner. >Gives better head and sex than any fleshbag. >Has soft silicone skin that's so smooth and fleshy to the touch. >Every night is vidya before hardcore sex. >Showering together, helping clean out some of the parts she needs help with. >"I'm really happy I met you, anon. I love you." >Wake up. If robot gfs don't become real in a few years I'm killing myself. It'll be the only thing my autistic c--- will ever f---.
②Daily Loud @DailyLoud Feb 13 45% of men aged 18 to 25 have never asked out a woman in person 1739569152006958.png 408 KB PNG >Bars are empty >Speed dating has more trouble getting men than women >Clubs are dying out Yea... what going on with the men?
Anonymous 403 KB PNG pain in my back. 06/24/24(Mon)20:13:30 No.77940526 >Be me, straight man >Walking through the grocery store. >Notice a cute femboy with perfectly styled hair struggling to reach a can on the top shelf. >Being the helpful person I am, and slightly admiring his choice of a crop top, I offer to help him. >As I hand him the can, I feel a sharp >Collapse to the ground and see stars, my vision swimming. >Through the haze, I make out an elderly Chinese man standing over me. >He's holding a cane in one hand and his service revolver in the other. >Realize the femboy was a ruse to get me vulnerable. >The store's staff suddenly surrounds me, all of them brandishing firearms. >They all turned into chinese mans, closing in and blocking all exits. >The most chinese, clearly the alpha chinese elderly man out of them growls, "Defeat us in MAHJONG or be banished to the land of the Yi (our term for barbarians) for eternity."
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