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Anonymous (ID: b5M01A0A 309 KB JPG 05/28/24(Tue)21:30:19 No.469390197 >imagine being discriminated in your own country because your are not brown, gay, a pink-haired landwhale or a troon
Anonymous (ID: b5M01A0A 309 KB JPG 05/28/24(Tue)21:30:19 No.469390197 >imagine being discriminated in your own country because your are not brown, gay, a pink-haired landwhale or a troon

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Anonymous 45 KB JPG 07/11/22(Mon)00:47:01 No.69362897 Why don't you: >shave that body >get laser hair removal >throw out all your male underwear and replace them with cute panties >invest in stuff like nail polish, makeup and girls clothes >diet to become close to underweight BMI You can become such a cute boy if you did all of these steps anon Anonymous 07/11/22(Mon)00:48:54 No.69362918 Sounds like a lot of effort to get disowned
Anonymous 45 KB JPG 07/11/22(Mon)00:47:01 No.69362897 Why don't you: >shave that body >get laser hair removal >throw out all your male underwear and replace them with cute panties >invest in stuff like nail polish, makeup and girls clothes >diet to become close to underweight BMI You can become such a cute boy if you did all of these steps anon Anonymous 07/11/22(Mon)00:48:54 No.69362918 Sounds like a lot of effort to get disowned

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/tv/ Discusses The Batman (2022) | /r/Greentext

File: 71vUV3wgwKL._AC_UF894,100).jpg (99 KB, 782x1000) S) Blu-ray Disc THE BATMAN DC Well? Anonymous 05/18/24(Sat) 18:51:57 No.199261626 >>199261642 >>199261908 >>199261954 >>199261975 >>199262048 Anonymous 05/18/24(Sat) 18:53:35 No. 199261642 >>199261626 (OP) Why was it 3 f------ hours long? Anonymous 05/18/24(Sat)19:12:08 No. 199261908 >>199261626 (OP) >horrible Batman costume >horrible casting for half of the supporting cast >forced angst >cringe dialogue >retarded character deduction abilities and motivations It's dogshit Anonymous 05/18/24(Sat)19:15:09 No. 199261954 ► >>199261626 (OP) the Batman is not only a s--- Batman movie but a s--- movie in general. >bad dialogue >Bruce is an emo twink >the gimp mask >marketed as ultra realistic but fails >the flying squirrel suit scene >wants to be Nolan 2.0 but failed >blacked Gordon for some reason >Catwoman is a black transvestite crackhead >Riddler is a reddit shitposter >Terrible third act >Batmobile is a regular muscle car but BLACK >>> Anonymous 05/18/24(Sat) 19:16:48 No. 199261975 ► File: url(9).jpg (199 KB, 2400x1350) >>199261626 (OP) >YOURE NOT MY REAL DAD!
File: 71vUV3wgwKL._AC_UF894,100).jpg (99 KB, 782x1000) S) Blu-ray Disc THE BATMAN DC Well? Anonymous 05/18/24(Sat) 18:51:57 No.199261626 >>199261642 >>199261908 >>199261954 >>199261975 >>199262048 Anonymous 05/18/24(Sat) 18:53:35 No. 199261642 >>199261626 (OP) Why was it 3 f------ hours long? Anonymous 05/18/24(Sat)19:12:08 No. 199261908 >>199261626 (OP) >horrible Batman costume >horrible casting for half of the supporting cast >forced angst >cringe dialogue >retarded character deduction abilities and motivations It's dogshit Anonymous 05/18/24(Sat)19:15:09 No. 199261954 ► >>199261626 (OP) the Batman is not only a s--- Batman movie but a s--- movie in general. >bad dialogue >Bruce is an emo twink >the gimp mask >marketed as ultra realistic but fails >the flying squirrel suit scene >wants to be Nolan 2.0 but failed >blacked Gordon for some reason >Catwoman is a black transvestite crackhead >Riddler is a reddit shitposter >Terrible third act >Batmobile is a regular muscle car but BLACK >>> Anonymous 05/18/24(Sat) 19:16:48 No. 199261975 ► File: url(9).jpg (199 KB, 2400x1350) >>199261626 (OP) >YOURE NOT MY REAL DAD!

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Anon does not take a golden shower | /r/Greentext

CH DU Campt BREN GREN AS 10 KB JPG and head out >Be me >GF out of town; alone.gif >Spend all weekend doing nothing constructive >Decide to go down the street to my favorite sushi restaurant for a bowl of ramen Weeb.exe >Take a shower, put on fresh clothes, >Sit at the bar because single diner Program:: (Order tonkatsu ramen) >Slurp noodly goodness while scrolling Reddit >But alas! Be also... retarded >And gangly >Catch the bowl with my elbow and dump the nearly-boiling broth into my crotch >In full view of the sushi chef behind the counter >AND the waitress to my right BALLSONFIRE.gif >F--- >Fuck2 >Switch seats, mop up mess with help from waitresses, pay and tip, drive home soaking in shame and soup Take my third shower of the evening, and none of them were even golden :( Anons: can I show my face in there again? TBH the ramen is so good that it's probably worth being recognized as 'Ol Soupdick every time I go in.
CH DU Campt BREN GREN AS 10 KB JPG and head out >Be me >GF out of town; alone.gif >Spend all weekend doing nothing constructive >Decide to go down the street to my favorite sushi restaurant for a bowl of ramen Weeb.exe >Take a shower, put on fresh clothes, >Sit at the bar because single diner Program:: (Order tonkatsu ramen) >Slurp noodly goodness while scrolling Reddit >But alas! Be also... retarded >And gangly >Catch the bowl with my elbow and dump the nearly-boiling broth into my crotch >In full view of the sushi chef behind the counter >AND the waitress to my right BALLSONFIRE.gif >F--- >Fuck2 >Switch seats, mop up mess with help from waitresses, pay and tip, drive home soaking in shame and soup Take my third shower of the evening, and none of them were even golden :( Anons: can I show my face in there again? TBH the ramen is so good that it's probably worth being recognized as 'Ol Soupdick every time I go in.

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[Index] [Catalog] [Bottom] 442436680_107755736373245(...).jpg (111 KB, 960x875) facebook google yandex iqdb wait Buttface @the_buttface Do you prefer versus or co-op s------- ♥ Anonymous 05/27/24(Mon) 15:43:07 No.677788738 >>677788836 >>677789152 >>677789209 >>677789257 >>677789425 >>677789998 >>677793272 >>677794249 >>677796185 >>677796264 >>677796471 >>677796546 >>677796849 >>677800383 >>677802323 Well, gentlemen? e☐ Anonymous 05/27/24(Mon) 15:44:09 No.677788836 >>677789036 >>677790286 >>677788738 (OP) 2nd one definitely. Would s--- with my gf every day Anonymous 05/27/24(Mon) 15:45:48 No.677788970 >>677796607 You don't need a toilet for actual coop s-------, if you know what i mean - Anonymous 05/27/24(Mon) 15:46:12 No. 677788998 >>677789349 >someone else's backsplash No thank you. e☐ Anonymous 05/27/24(Mon)15:46:36 No.677789036 >>677792102 >>677788836 >gf If you had one you'd know girls don't poop, virgin e☐ Anonymous 05/27/24(Mon)15:46:57 No.677789072 The toilet on the right is barely big enough for just me. Anonymous 05/27/24(Mon)15:47:52 No.677789152 >>677788738 (OP) the co-op one seems long enough that the two people could sit on opposite ends and not experience splash back while simultaneously not having to stare at each other. Anonymous 05/27/24(Mon) 15:48:23 No.677789209 s---.jpg (198 KB, 480x640) google yandex iqdb wait >>677788738 (OP) Singleplayer. 3:23 PM 08 Aug 21 - Fenix 2 - Anonymous 05/27/24(Mon)15:48:51 No.677789257 >>677789303 >>677789305 >>677789392 >>677789424 >>677789459 >>677789469 >>677789497 >>677789503 >>677789510 >>677789518 >>677789573 >>677789646 >>677789651 >>677789713 >>677789797 >>677789937 >>677790154 >>677790219 >>677790236 >>677790267 >>677790280 >>677790291 >>677790762 >>677790770 >>677790940 >>677791190 >>677791567 >>677791950 >>677792226 >>677792280 >>677792467 >>677792726 >>677793085 >>677793341 >>677794174 >>677794352 >>677794552 >>677794608 >>677794726 >>677794774 >>677795002 >>677795265 >>677795797 >>677795917 >>677796034 >>677796135 >>677796149 >>677796256 >>677796284 >>677796320 >>677796372 >>677796376 >>677796597 >>677796984 >>677797024 >>677797084 >>677797089 >>677797475 >>677797545 >>677797670 >>677797708 >>677797740 >>677797867 >>677797941 >>677798048 >>677798067 >>677798123 >>677798261 >>677798362 >>677798523 >>677798648 >>677798712 >>677798929 >>677799113 >>677799323 >>677800071 >>677800165 >>677800198 >>677800246 >>677800314 >>677800391 >>677800640 >>677801029 >>677801657 >>677801717 >>677801780 >>677802018 >>677802370 >>677802936 >>677802969 >>677803049 >>677804528 >>677804586 >>677804710 >>677804743 >>677804764 >>677804845 >>677804854 >>677804878>>677805031 >>677805043 >>677805078>>677805120 >>677805121 >>677805201 >>677788738 (OP) In India they prefer open world s-------
[Index] [Catalog] [Bottom] 442436680_107755736373245(...).jpg (111 KB, 960x875) facebook google yandex iqdb wait Buttface @the_buttface Do you prefer versus or co-op s------- ♥ Anonymous 05/27/24(Mon) 15:43:07 No.677788738 >>677788836 >>677789152 >>677789209 >>677789257 >>677789425 >>677789998 >>677793272 >>677794249 >>677796185 >>677796264 >>677796471 >>677796546 >>677796849 >>677800383 >>677802323 Well, gentlemen? e☐ Anonymous 05/27/24(Mon) 15:44:09 No.677788836 >>677789036 >>677790286 >>677788738 (OP) 2nd one definitely. Would s--- with my gf every day Anonymous 05/27/24(Mon) 15:45:48 No.677788970 >>677796607 You don't need a toilet for actual coop s-------, if you know what i mean - Anonymous 05/27/24(Mon) 15:46:12 No. 677788998 >>677789349 >someone else's backsplash No thank you. e☐ Anonymous 05/27/24(Mon)15:46:36 No.677789036 >>677792102 >>677788836 >gf If you had one you'd know girls don't poop, virgin e☐ Anonymous 05/27/24(Mon)15:46:57 No.677789072 The toilet on the right is barely big enough for just me. Anonymous 05/27/24(Mon)15:47:52 No.677789152 >>677788738 (OP) the co-op one seems long enough that the two people could sit on opposite ends and not experience splash back while simultaneously not having to stare at each other. Anonymous 05/27/24(Mon) 15:48:23 No.677789209 s---.jpg (198 KB, 480x640) google yandex iqdb wait >>677788738 (OP) Singleplayer. 3:23 PM 08 Aug 21 - Fenix 2 - Anonymous 05/27/24(Mon)15:48:51 No.677789257 >>677789303 >>677789305 >>677789392 >>677789424 >>677789459 >>677789469 >>677789497 >>677789503 >>677789510 >>677789518 >>677789573 >>677789646 >>677789651 >>677789713 >>677789797 >>677789937 >>677790154 >>677790219 >>677790236 >>677790267 >>677790280 >>677790291 >>677790762 >>677790770 >>677790940 >>677791190 >>677791567 >>677791950 >>677792226 >>677792280 >>677792467 >>677792726 >>677793085 >>677793341 >>677794174 >>677794352 >>677794552 >>677794608 >>677794726 >>677794774 >>677795002 >>677795265 >>677795797 >>677795917 >>677796034 >>677796135 >>677796149 >>677796256 >>677796284 >>677796320 >>677796372 >>677796376 >>677796597 >>677796984 >>677797024 >>677797084 >>677797089 >>677797475 >>677797545 >>677797670 >>677797708 >>677797740 >>677797867 >>677797941 >>677798048 >>677798067 >>677798123 >>677798261 >>677798362 >>677798523 >>677798648 >>677798712 >>677798929 >>677799113 >>677799323 >>677800071 >>677800165 >>677800198 >>677800246 >>677800314 >>677800391 >>677800640 >>677801029 >>677801657 >>677801717 >>677801780 >>677802018 >>677802370 >>677802936 >>677802969 >>677803049 >>677804528 >>677804586 >>677804710 >>677804743 >>677804764 >>677804845 >>677804854 >>677804878>>677805031 >>677805043 >>677805078>>677805120 >>677805121 >>677805201 >>677788738 (OP) In India they prefer open world s-------

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Sneak Maneuver | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 05/26/24(Sun)21:28:29 No.77623771 1566150994377.jpg 29 KB JPG >go to gf store >browse through all the qt models >see one I like >ask girl at the reception whether this gf is trad or tard >she looks confused "what do you mean sir?" >ask if this will be a trad or tard gf >she laughs "it's a good gf sir" >take her home >she's tard
Anonymous 05/26/24(Sun)21:28:29 No.77623771 1566150994377.jpg 29 KB JPG >go to gf store >browse through all the qt models >see one I like >ask girl at the reception whether this gf is trad or tard >she looks confused "what do you mean sir?" >ask if this will be a trad or tard gf >she laughs "it's a good gf sir" >take her home >she's tard

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Anonymous 04/02/24(Tue)07:15:19 No.99795275 I shut up mom ssh is 500 ms slower than normal. MUST INVESTIGATE! the west must be saved, son, are you still benchmarking postgresql? You can't just keep doing that all day. millions of computers must be safe 1.11 MB PNG imagine being the chink glowies who spent years working on a sophisticated social engineering plan to take over one of the most important and widely used open source projects in the world to execute potentially one of the worst cyberattacks in history, just to be stopped by some autistic dude who sperged out about ssh taking 0.7 seconds instead of 0.2 seconds. Anonymous 04/02/24(Tue)07:17:28 No.99795296 I'd like to give my heartfelt thanks to all the autists of the world. We would be living in darker times without you. Anonymous 04/02/24(Tue)07:18:54 No.99795310 I still can't believe someone could be this much of a sperg. god bless his autistic heart.
Anonymous 04/02/24(Tue)07:15:19 No.99795275 I shut up mom ssh is 500 ms slower than normal. MUST INVESTIGATE! the west must be saved, son, are you still benchmarking postgresql? You can't just keep doing that all day. millions of computers must be safe 1.11 MB PNG imagine being the chink glowies who spent years working on a sophisticated social engineering plan to take over one of the most important and widely used open source projects in the world to execute potentially one of the worst cyberattacks in history, just to be stopped by some autistic dude who sperged out about ssh taking 0.7 seconds instead of 0.2 seconds. Anonymous 04/02/24(Tue)07:17:28 No.99795296 I'd like to give my heartfelt thanks to all the autists of the world. We would be living in darker times without you. Anonymous 04/02/24(Tue)07:18:54 No.99795310 I still can't believe someone could be this much of a sperg. god bless his autistic heart.

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Always Fresh | /r/Greentext

Board /bant/ - International/Random Anonymous (ID: 011C+GYJ) Settings Mobile Home 05/27/24(Mon)18:56:11 No.20393406 Tim Hortons Experience >Be me, Suburban britbroke >Early 2022 >Driving home from work 530 KB PNG >Driving past the fast food park >See that the old Pizza hut as been converted into a tim hortons >Finally Some GoodFuckingFood.mpeg >I had a hankering for fast food on my way home due to work food being s--- >Burger King too expensive and slow, McDonalds is usually my first choice but old. >Pull into the retail park >McDonalds drive through is completely full >Don't like waiting, I must feast now >Pull into Tim Hortons drive through >Menu is just like Mcdonalds but leaf >Indian voice at the kiosk takes my order >First red flag, but whatever >Drive all the way around the back of the place to pay and collect my order >Wait at the window >Nothing but jeets working >Red flags turn to brown, but I think they have courtesy given the scale of their operation >Pay for my order, 70p less than mcdonalds >Tripple Cheese burger, 3 tendies, lattice fries and a diet coke due to being fat >Pull into car park and begrudgingly eat grislily cheese burger, soggy tendies and soggy lattice fries >This is worse than home cooking >How did they f--- up fries when they have a deep fryer? >Whatever. III eat it anyway because paid for it >FFW the evening >Need to take a s--- >Normal enough for me >Spread my ass cheeks on toilet seat >S--- is liquid enough to go through the eye of a needle >Im like that upside down fountain in las vegas >Spraying like a f------ geyser >Smells like the sewage plant I drive past every day >Trying to limit the flow only made it come out in pulses >Sound like im trying to piss out a kidney stone with full force >Finally its over >Look inside >Orange diareah caked the inside of the bowl, my ass cheeks and bolloks. >Was the inside of the toilet with my shower hose >Take a late night shower while contemplating my life choices Is this what Canadians go through Every day?
Board /bant/ - International/Random Anonymous (ID: 011C+GYJ) Settings Mobile Home 05/27/24(Mon)18:56:11 No.20393406 Tim Hortons Experience >Be me, Suburban britbroke >Early 2022 >Driving home from work 530 KB PNG >Driving past the fast food park >See that the old Pizza hut as been converted into a tim hortons >Finally Some GoodFuckingFood.mpeg >I had a hankering for fast food on my way home due to work food being s--- >Burger King too expensive and slow, McDonalds is usually my first choice but old. >Pull into the retail park >McDonalds drive through is completely full >Don't like waiting, I must feast now >Pull into Tim Hortons drive through >Menu is just like Mcdonalds but leaf >Indian voice at the kiosk takes my order >First red flag, but whatever >Drive all the way around the back of the place to pay and collect my order >Wait at the window >Nothing but jeets working >Red flags turn to brown, but I think they have courtesy given the scale of their operation >Pay for my order, 70p less than mcdonalds >Tripple Cheese burger, 3 tendies, lattice fries and a diet coke due to being fat >Pull into car park and begrudgingly eat grislily cheese burger, soggy tendies and soggy lattice fries >This is worse than home cooking >How did they f--- up fries when they have a deep fryer? >Whatever. III eat it anyway because paid for it >FFW the evening >Need to take a s--- >Normal enough for me >Spread my ass cheeks on toilet seat >S--- is liquid enough to go through the eye of a needle >Im like that upside down fountain in las vegas >Spraying like a f------ geyser >Smells like the sewage plant I drive past every day >Trying to limit the flow only made it come out in pulses >Sound like im trying to piss out a kidney stone with full force >Finally its over >Look inside >Orange diareah caked the inside of the bowl, my ass cheeks and bolloks. >Was the inside of the toilet with my shower hose >Take a late night shower while contemplating my life choices Is this what Canadians go through Every day?

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columbo-main-NEW.jpg, 46KiB, 678x381 Anonymous Mon 14 Mar 2022 06:49:18 No.235280986 Quoted By: >>235281416 >>235281609 >>235281651 >>235281692 >>235281975 >>235283059 >>235283237 >>235283618 >>235283701 >>235283866 >>235286062 >>235287307 >>235287325 >>235288177 >>235292555 >>235292708 >Ah, jus' one more thing, Mr. Yagami, sir. It's nothin' important, jus' somethin' I'm a little curious about is all. Do you like apples, sir? I only ask cus my wife, she's a bit of a fruit nut these days. Likes to keep on top of her health an' all that. See, she's always buyin' apples, drives me nuts. She'll fill the bowl with apples, eat two a day and it's all gone in a week! I guess you're the same way, since I noticed the fruit bowl in your house was full o' apples when I visited yesterday, but when I came back this mornin' they were all gone! Now, I don't mean to pry into yer dietary habits, but uh, that's a lotta doctors yer keeping away, huh?
columbo-main-NEW.jpg, 46KiB, 678x381 Anonymous Mon 14 Mar 2022 06:49:18 No.235280986 Quoted By: >>235281416 >>235281609 >>235281651 >>235281692 >>235281975 >>235283059 >>235283237 >>235283618 >>235283701 >>235283866 >>235286062 >>235287307 >>235287325 >>235288177 >>235292555 >>235292708 >Ah, jus' one more thing, Mr. Yagami, sir. It's nothin' important, jus' somethin' I'm a little curious about is all. Do you like apples, sir? I only ask cus my wife, she's a bit of a fruit nut these days. Likes to keep on top of her health an' all that. See, she's always buyin' apples, drives me nuts. She'll fill the bowl with apples, eat two a day and it's all gone in a week! I guess you're the same way, since I noticed the fruit bowl in your house was full o' apples when I visited yesterday, but when I came back this mornin' they were all gone! Now, I don't mean to pry into yer dietary habits, but uh, that's a lotta doctors yer keeping away, huh?

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Anonymous Warner Bros. Unwilling To Give James Gunn Full Control of DC, Report Says Posted on October 14, 2023 by James Brizuela 05/27/24(Mon) 13:07:51 No. 143822678 >I have full creative control! Why did he lie? 563 KB JPG Anonymous 05/27/24(Mon) 13:09:14 No.143822688 Gunnanon bored on a day off from school, huh? Where do you want this thread to go? What do you want to hear? Anonymous >>143822678 (OP) # 05/27/24(Mon) 13:09:35 No. 143822695 I don't think any director should be given 100% control over a billion dollar multi picture franchise. Sometimes you just gotta say no, and limitations can also breed innovation under the right circumstances. Few people said no to Snyder, and look what snowballed >>143824387 #
Anonymous Warner Bros. Unwilling To Give James Gunn Full Control of DC, Report Says Posted on October 14, 2023 by James Brizuela 05/27/24(Mon) 13:07:51 No. 143822678 >I have full creative control! Why did he lie? 563 KB JPG Anonymous 05/27/24(Mon) 13:09:14 No.143822688 Gunnanon bored on a day off from school, huh? Where do you want this thread to go? What do you want to hear? Anonymous >>143822678 (OP) # 05/27/24(Mon) 13:09:35 No. 143822695 I don't think any director should be given 100% control over a billion dollar multi picture franchise. Sometimes you just gotta say no, and limitations can also breed innovation under the right circumstances. Few people said no to Snyder, and look what snowballed >>143824387 #

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The j00s ruined inbreeding | /r/Greentext

R: 2/11 ▸ why did cousin f------ become taboo? was it (((their))) doing?
R: 2/11 ▸ why did cousin f------ become taboo? was it (((their))) doing?

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Anon's not having a good time | /r/Greentext

File: image processing 20240307-(...).png (845 KB, 1080x1080) 2000$ >give up and go back to bed >dream about being outplayed by bots >mfw bots are better than me CounterBot Anonymous 05/27/24(Mon) 19:30:33 No.677766657 >be me >playing Counter-Strike at 3 AM >decide to practice with bots >set difficulty to easy because I'm a wimp >start the game, feeling confident >bot rushes me with a knife, insta-kills me >wat.png >respawn, ready to take on the bots again >bot headshots me through a wall >rage intensifies >decide to go full try-hard mode >get killed by a bot using a pistol from across the map >mfw I'm losing to easy bots >finally manage to kill one bot >victory dance.jpg >another bot snipes me while I'm dancing
File: image processing 20240307-(...).png (845 KB, 1080x1080) 2000$ >give up and go back to bed >dream about being outplayed by bots >mfw bots are better than me CounterBot Anonymous 05/27/24(Mon) 19:30:33 No.677766657 >be me >playing Counter-Strike at 3 AM >decide to practice with bots >set difficulty to easy because I'm a wimp >start the game, feeling confident >bot rushes me with a knife, insta-kills me >wat.png >respawn, ready to take on the bots again >bot headshots me through a wall >rage intensifies >decide to go full try-hard mode >get killed by a bot using a pistol from across the map >mfw I'm losing to easy bots >finally manage to kill one bot >victory dance.jpg >another bot snipes me while I'm dancing

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Anon balls the fuck out | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 395 KB JPG student 05/27/24(Mon)03:13:02 No.77633119 >Be me >25 years old with a dead end job >Where did it all go wrong? >Reminiscence about highschool >If only I could have a do over >Hurricane Harvey strikes >lightbulb.jpeg >Decide to enroll as a high school >Pretend to be a 17-year-old >Claim I am a hurricane Harvey evacuee >This galaxy brain plan somehow f------ works >Play basketball for the school team >I completely BTFO these kiddies >Absolutely crushing it. >Scoring 50 points a game >Snatching ankles left and right >Everyone thinks Im the next Lebron >The whole school worships me >I even manage to score the head cheerleader as a gf in the process >Life is perfect. I may even try to become prom king. >Until suddenly a coach gets suspicious after | BTFO his team >uncovers that I am actually a 25 year old man >oopsie >entire plan falls apart >perp walk of shame in front of everyone at school Moral of the story anons? Grow up. Age gracefully and accept adulthood. Let go of the past.
Anonymous 395 KB JPG student 05/27/24(Mon)03:13:02 No.77633119 >Be me >25 years old with a dead end job >Where did it all go wrong? >Reminiscence about highschool >If only I could have a do over >Hurricane Harvey strikes >lightbulb.jpeg >Decide to enroll as a high school >Pretend to be a 17-year-old >Claim I am a hurricane Harvey evacuee >This galaxy brain plan somehow f------ works >Play basketball for the school team >I completely BTFO these kiddies >Absolutely crushing it. >Scoring 50 points a game >Snatching ankles left and right >Everyone thinks Im the next Lebron >The whole school worships me >I even manage to score the head cheerleader as a gf in the process >Life is perfect. I may even try to become prom king. >Until suddenly a coach gets suspicious after | BTFO his team >uncovers that I am actually a 25 year old man >oopsie >entire plan falls apart >perp walk of shame in front of everyone at school Moral of the story anons? Grow up. Age gracefully and accept adulthood. Let go of the past.

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Anonymous 39 KB JPG Anonymous 08/27/23(Sun)19:12:08 No.32540993 i just masturbated using my ear and now my ear hurts did i f--- up? is there no going back from this? and also does this make me a degenerate? >>32540993 (OP) # 08/27/23(Sun)19:13:15 No.32541008 How >>32541048 # : Anonymous >>32540993 (OP) # 08/27/23(Sun)19:13:21 No.32541011 Please explain in detail how you masturbated using your ear, thanks. >>32541048 #
Anonymous 39 KB JPG Anonymous 08/27/23(Sun)19:12:08 No.32540993 i just masturbated using my ear and now my ear hurts did i f--- up? is there no going back from this? and also does this make me a degenerate? >>32540993 (OP) # 08/27/23(Sun)19:13:15 No.32541008 How >>32541048 # : Anonymous >>32540993 (OP) # 08/27/23(Sun)19:13:21 No.32541011 Please explain in detail how you masturbated using your ear, thanks. >>32541048 #

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Fans of the game quickly reacted to the reveal on August 3rd, 2022, to express their surprise at the new gym leader's gender, many having mistaken him for a girl after the "Pokémon Presents" stream. Reactions to the character's gender varied in tone and surprise, such as a 4chan thread [3] that same day where the anon expressed his horror at having been attracted to a fictional male character (seen below). File: she is female.jpg (743 KB, 2880x1800) h Anonymous 08/03/22(Wed)09:56:07 No.51098963 ►>>51099054 >>51099063 >>51099118 >>51099142 >>51099175 >>51099192 >>51099208 >>51099226 >>51099282 >>51099719 >>51099851 >>51099896 >>61100410 >>51100697 >>51101573 >>51102917 >>51103095 >>51103307 >>51103332 >>51103427 >>51103546 >>51104323 >>51104439>>51104463>>51104500 >>51104540 >>51104594 >>51104855 >>51106360 >>51106425 >>51106494>>51106855 >>51106936>>51107140>>51107411 >>51107451 >>61107489 >>51107511 >>51107591 >>51108053 >>51108784 >>51100651 >>51110355 >>51110420 >>51110452 >>51110477 >>51111217 >>51111565 >>51112065-51112079511133295111357151113713 >>51113975 >>51114155 >>51114818 >>51114853 >>51114949 >>51116938 Grusha SHE IS NOT A GUY YOU CAN NOT CONVINCE ME THIS IS A GUY. ITS A HER. ITS A SHE. I ALREADY CAME TO HER TWICE SHE CAN'T BE A GUY. IM NOT GAY THIS IS A GIRL A GROWN WOMAN EVEN REPEAT AFTER ME GIRLGIRLGIRLGIRLGIRLGIRLGIRLGIRLGIRLGIRL GIRLGIRLGIRL GIRLGIRLGIRLGIRLGI RLGIRLGIRLGIRLGIRLGIRLGIRLGIRLGIRLGIRLGIRLGIRLGIRLGIRLGIRLGIRLGIRLGIRL GIRLGIRLGIRLGIRLGIRLGIRLGIRLGIRL GIRLGIRLGIRL GIRLGIRL GIRLGIRLGIRLGIRLGI RLGIRLGIRLGIRL Anonymous 08/03/22(Wed) 09:58:02 No.51099054 ►>>51107549 >>51098963 (OP) Actually, he does look more masculine with the angry eyebrows. It's the f------ eyelashes that's throwing everyone off. Anonymous 08/03/22(Wed)09:58:17 No.51099063 ► >>51098963 (OP) LOL BROOOOOO THAT IS 100% A GIRL THEY CAN'T KEEP DOING THIS
Fans of the game quickly reacted to the reveal on August 3rd, 2022, to express their surprise at the new gym leader's gender, many having mistaken him for a girl after the "Pokémon Presents" stream. Reactions to the character's gender varied in tone and surprise, such as a 4chan thread [3] that same day where the anon expressed his horror at having been attracted to a fictional male character (seen below). File: she is female.jpg (743 KB, 2880x1800) h Anonymous 08/03/22(Wed)09:56:07 No.51098963 ►>>51099054 >>51099063 >>51099118 >>51099142 >>51099175 >>51099192 >>51099208 >>51099226 >>51099282 >>51099719 >>51099851 >>51099896 >>61100410 >>51100697 >>51101573 >>51102917 >>51103095 >>51103307 >>51103332 >>51103427 >>51103546 >>51104323 >>51104439>>51104463>>51104500 >>51104540 >>51104594 >>51104855 >>51106360 >>51106425 >>51106494>>51106855 >>51106936>>51107140>>51107411 >>51107451 >>61107489 >>51107511 >>51107591 >>51108053 >>51108784 >>51100651 >>51110355 >>51110420 >>51110452 >>51110477 >>51111217 >>51111565 >>51112065-51112079511133295111357151113713 >>51113975 >>51114155 >>51114818 >>51114853 >>51114949 >>51116938 Grusha SHE IS NOT A GUY YOU CAN NOT CONVINCE ME THIS IS A GUY. ITS A HER. ITS A SHE. I ALREADY CAME TO HER TWICE SHE CAN'T BE A GUY. IM NOT GAY THIS IS A GIRL A GROWN WOMAN EVEN REPEAT AFTER ME GIRLGIRLGIRLGIRLGIRLGIRLGIRLGIRLGIRLGIRL GIRLGIRLGIRL GIRLGIRLGIRLGIRLGI RLGIRLGIRLGIRLGIRLGIRLGIRLGIRLGIRLGIRLGIRLGIRLGIRLGIRLGIRLGIRLGIRLGIRL GIRLGIRLGIRLGIRLGIRLGIRLGIRLGIRL GIRLGIRLGIRL GIRLGIRL GIRLGIRLGIRLGIRLGI RLGIRLGIRLGIRL Anonymous 08/03/22(Wed) 09:58:02 No.51099054 ►>>51107549 >>51098963 (OP) Actually, he does look more masculine with the angry eyebrows. It's the f------ eyelashes that's throwing everyone off. Anonymous 08/03/22(Wed)09:58:17 No.51099063 ► >>51098963 (OP) LOL BROOOOOO THAT IS 100% A GIRL THEY CAN'T KEEP DOING THIS

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Anonymous I cannot fool myself anymore 80 KB JPG >get a hairsystem 05/25/24(Sat) 18:37:43 No.77615253 >"well i cant date because of the pandemic, guess i have to wait" >pandemic ends >"nah i cant approach girls, i have to get in shape first" >get in shape >"i am balding, i cant appraoch girls like this" >"I need to dress better, then i can approach girls for sure" >start dressing better >"i dont have any money, i need a better paying job first" >find a high paying job >running out of excuses >regularly notice girls checking me out >still not approaching girls The realization that my own ineptitude is the only thing thats stopping me from getting a gf now hit me like a f------ freight train. Its been 2 weeks and i am still trying to deny it because i dont want to face the fact that i am scared of women
Anonymous I cannot fool myself anymore 80 KB JPG >get a hairsystem 05/25/24(Sat) 18:37:43 No.77615253 >"well i cant date because of the pandemic, guess i have to wait" >pandemic ends >"nah i cant approach girls, i have to get in shape first" >get in shape >"i am balding, i cant appraoch girls like this" >"I need to dress better, then i can approach girls for sure" >start dressing better >"i dont have any money, i need a better paying job first" >find a high paying job >running out of excuses >regularly notice girls checking me out >still not approaching girls The realization that my own ineptitude is the only thing thats stopping me from getting a gf now hit me like a f------ freight train. Its been 2 weeks and i am still trying to deny it because i dont want to face the fact that i am scared of women

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