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Anonymous 06/24/24(Mon) 10:51:45 No.77934345 OFFICE hq720 (2).jpg 45 KB JPG >too autistic to connect with norms/ not be a weirdo >not autistic enough to be oblivious to people's subtle weird reactions to me literally everywhere I go I make people uncomfortable and I'm HYPER aware of it. This is why I isolate myself.
Anonymous 06/24/24(Mon) 10:51:45 No.77934345 OFFICE hq720 (2).jpg 45 KB JPG >too autistic to connect with norms/ not be a weirdo >not autistic enough to be oblivious to people's subtle weird reactions to me literally everywhere I go I make people uncomfortable and I'm HYPER aware of it. This is why I isolate myself.

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Anonymous 06/30/24(Sun)00:30:38 No.77998659 [Reply] >>77998896 >>77998938 >>77998949 >>77999103 >>77999694 Are some people just made to be alone?
Anonymous 06/30/24(Sun)00:30:38 No.77998659 [Reply] >>77998896 >>77998938 >>77998949 >>77999103 >>77999694 Are some people just made to be alone?

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☐ Anonymous 06/29/24(Sat)23:54:39 No.77998401 [Reply] >try to help out my family for once >try mowing the lawn >>77998431 >>77998492 >neighbor comes out and yells at me for the noise, says its midnight and he's trying to sleep thats what i get for trying to help
☐ Anonymous 06/29/24(Sat)23:54:39 No.77998401 [Reply] >try to help out my family for once >try mowing the lawn >>77998431 >>77998492 >neighbor comes out and yells at me for the noise, says its midnight and he's trying to sleep thats what i get for trying to help

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Regardanon tries to help but forgets a tiny detail | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 06/29/24(Sat)23:54:39 No.77998401 296 KB PNG >try to help out my family for once >try mowing the lawn >neighbor comes out and yells at me for the noise, says its midnight and he's trying to sleep thats what i get for trying to help
Anonymous 06/29/24(Sat)23:54:39 No.77998401 296 KB PNG >try to help out my family for once >try mowing the lawn >neighbor comes out and yells at me for the noise, says its midnight and he's trying to sleep thats what i get for trying to help

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Anon has no ace up his sleeve | /r/Greentext

. 1h (06/29/24 18:49) · 77997432-11 Re. 1 Img JPG 35KB (709 × 720) 1717074800780658.jpg 6 Replies >sister starts dating a thug just because he has a nice motorcycle >said thug convinces her to set up an illegal casino in the basement of the house he's renting >she pays for everything >they make a shitload of money in one weekend >by Tuesday police show up and arrest everyone (can't run a casino without a license) >the thug, his mom and his sister testify that it was all my sisters idea, and they can prove she paid for the machines >thug is released, sister stays in jail >now our family will have to pay for a lawyer to try and get her out of jail
. 1h (06/29/24 18:49) · 77997432-11 Re. 1 Img JPG 35KB (709 × 720) 1717074800780658.jpg 6 Replies >sister starts dating a thug just because he has a nice motorcycle >said thug convinces her to set up an illegal casino in the basement of the house he's renting >she pays for everything >they make a shitload of money in one weekend >by Tuesday police show up and arrest everyone (can't run a casino without a license) >the thug, his mom and his sister testify that it was all my sisters idea, and they can prove she paid for the machines >thug is released, sister stays in jail >now our family will have to pay for a lawyer to try and get her out of jail

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Anon has daddy issues | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/29/24(Sat) 22:47:34 No.77997799 >Wake up >My violent narcissistic father is still not dead yet 74 KB JPG
: Anonymous 06/29/24(Sat) 22:47:34 No.77997799 >Wake up >My violent narcissistic father is still not dead yet 74 KB JPG

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The Sourest of Them All | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 09/15/15(Tue)08:49:12 No.22343150 >>22343170 >>22343182 >>22343184 >>22343186 >>22343205 >>22343263 >>22343296 >>22343394 >>22343500 >>22343508 >>22343847 >>22344155 >>22344496 >>22344623 >>22343061 >>22343062 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drain_fly more stories because you guys asked >every night browse 4chan on phone in bed >drain flies attracted to light so they bounce off phone >get fed up one night and s-- into pillow while drain flies bounce off my head >dining room table is completely covered in old dishware and beyond mummified food >plastic milk container rots and explodes >the smell was the most unpleasant thing i've experienced >as I'm out walking my dog one day (i keep him outside) a neighbor awkwardly asks why my windows are so dirty and why i still have christmas stickers up from like four years ago >j-just forgot, haha' >get sick once and puke all over toilet >fall asleep and it's sticky and s--- when i wake up so i leave it >it's still there and i hover on the toilet now > fridge won't shut so it gets filled with bugs and rotten s--- >shove it into a comer and use minifridge for a month >eventually take a discarded fridge from neighbor's curb while it's night >old fridge is still there the only time i talk to people is when my neighbors say hello while i'm walking my dog every now and then i have no real friends and no family and i am going to be found a rotten husk in my computer chair surrounded by filth when a government worker comes to see why i haven't picked up my neetbux check for the month yet anybody want some pictures >get sick once and puke all over toilet >>22343687 I gagged a lil tbh FLAT 25 Strigut Great Twis >>22343780 lived like this all my life, pretty much used to it Great SHARP CHEDDAR CHRISE K--& FLARE Maruchan Ramen Maruch Ramen this will get 5k upboats on reddit ee >>22343780 lived like this all my life, pretty much used to it K--&G XLARGE >every once in a while i'll boil some water and scrub myself Anonymous 09/15/15(Tue)11:08:47 No.22345004 >>22345053 >>22344668 It's not ruined, it's got an Eco friendly patina preserving the structure. Mold and fungus are basically the structural backbone of the house, it lives and breathes, and on a hot day outside the temperature is 12 degrees cooler outside and the air 80% more moist. It is its own ecosystem of some very niche organisms that have all come together to form a wonderful symbiosis that started a sealed system of ecology. It's quite amazing really, the whole thing is one giant organism. I am betting that the organisms living there have evolved a defence mechanism to any new intruding life form, so it achieves a self reliance. Together with its own Immunity I am willing to bet that by adding a source of food you can grow a self sustained Eco system that would serve as a repopulation nucleus in the case of a full on doomsday scenario such as an all out nuclear war or asteroid impact. You are doing your part to ensure some form of survival for life. KILL MALL KILL Me ж >>22345432 OPEN IT This f------ thread open sour cream the sourest of them all >>22344080 OPEN THE SOUR CREAM OPEN IT OPEN IT OPEN IT SOUR R and WORD CROS Astea Daisy >>22345511 PLS OPEN SOUR CREAM Nat PLS OPEN AND POUR ON YOUR FACE REVEAL THE CREAM I CANT TAKE THE SUSPENSE ANYMORE UR AM please just post the inside of it >>22345675 JUST SHOW IT ALREADY TH SUSPENSE IS KILLING ME NO MORE TEASES CHAD I NEED THE CREAM Dais BRAND SOUR C Pure & Na 1Lb (602) 454g . >>22345805 NO WHAT ARE YOU DOING WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOU MAD MAN I'm so scared right now WHAT THE F--- ARE YOU trying to do Daisy SOUR CREAM Pare & Med Nuclear fusion imminent YOU WOULDN'T PLEASE OP THINK OF THE CHILDREN ABORT I REPEAT ABORT Is it on fire or expanding? Did the smell get worse? Can you describe the smell as specifically as you can? 000 STO >the microwave shows the reflection of what was once a man. OP is merely a shadow of humanity. JUST DRINK IT! 130 Fridgebro pls. Enough. Are you okay, fridgebro? This is worse than any horror movie could ever dream of being. OP is kill. OP YOUR SACRIFICE WILL NOT BE IN VAIN. Wwwwwww wwwwrrr
Anonymous 09/15/15(Tue)08:49:12 No.22343150 >>22343170 >>22343182 >>22343184 >>22343186 >>22343205 >>22343263 >>22343296 >>22343394 >>22343500 >>22343508 >>22343847 >>22344155 >>22344496 >>22344623 >>22343061 >>22343062 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drain_fly more stories because you guys asked >every night browse 4chan on phone in bed >drain flies attracted to light so they bounce off phone >get fed up one night and s-- into pillow while drain flies bounce off my head >dining room table is completely covered in old dishware and beyond mummified food >plastic milk container rots and explodes >the smell was the most unpleasant thing i've experienced >as I'm out walking my dog one day (i keep him outside) a neighbor awkwardly asks why my windows are so dirty and why i still have christmas stickers up from like four years ago >j-just forgot, haha' >get sick once and puke all over toilet >fall asleep and it's sticky and s--- when i wake up so i leave it >it's still there and i hover on the toilet now > fridge won't shut so it gets filled with bugs and rotten s--- >shove it into a comer and use minifridge for a month >eventually take a discarded fridge from neighbor's curb while it's night >old fridge is still there the only time i talk to people is when my neighbors say hello while i'm walking my dog every now and then i have no real friends and no family and i am going to be found a rotten husk in my computer chair surrounded by filth when a government worker comes to see why i haven't picked up my neetbux check for the month yet anybody want some pictures >get sick once and puke all over toilet >>22343687 I gagged a lil tbh FLAT 25 Strigut Great Twis >>22343780 lived like this all my life, pretty much used to it Great SHARP CHEDDAR CHRISE K--& FLARE Maruchan Ramen Maruch Ramen this will get 5k upboats on reddit ee >>22343780 lived like this all my life, pretty much used to it K--&G XLARGE >every once in a while i'll boil some water and scrub myself Anonymous 09/15/15(Tue)11:08:47 No.22345004 >>22345053 >>22344668 It's not ruined, it's got an Eco friendly patina preserving the structure. Mold and fungus are basically the structural backbone of the house, it lives and breathes, and on a hot day outside the temperature is 12 degrees cooler outside and the air 80% more moist. It is its own ecosystem of some very niche organisms that have all come together to form a wonderful symbiosis that started a sealed system of ecology. It's quite amazing really, the whole thing is one giant organism. I am betting that the organisms living there have evolved a defence mechanism to any new intruding life form, so it achieves a self reliance. Together with its own Immunity I am willing to bet that by adding a source of food you can grow a self sustained Eco system that would serve as a repopulation nucleus in the case of a full on doomsday scenario such as an all out nuclear war or asteroid impact. You are doing your part to ensure some form of survival for life. KILL MALL KILL Me ж >>22345432 OPEN IT This f------ thread open sour cream the sourest of them all >>22344080 OPEN THE SOUR CREAM OPEN IT OPEN IT OPEN IT SOUR R and WORD CROS Astea Daisy >>22345511 PLS OPEN SOUR CREAM Nat PLS OPEN AND POUR ON YOUR FACE REVEAL THE CREAM I CANT TAKE THE SUSPENSE ANYMORE UR AM please just post the inside of it >>22345675 JUST SHOW IT ALREADY TH SUSPENSE IS KILLING ME NO MORE TEASES CHAD I NEED THE CREAM Dais BRAND SOUR C Pure & Na 1Lb (602) 454g . >>22345805 NO WHAT ARE YOU DOING WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOU MAD MAN I'm so scared right now WHAT THE F--- ARE YOU trying to do Daisy SOUR CREAM Pare & Med Nuclear fusion imminent YOU WOULDN'T PLEASE OP THINK OF THE CHILDREN ABORT I REPEAT ABORT Is it on fire or expanding? Did the smell get worse? Can you describe the smell as specifically as you can? 000 STO >the microwave shows the reflection of what was once a man. OP is merely a shadow of humanity. JUST DRINK IT! 130 Fridgebro pls. Enough. Are you okay, fridgebro? This is worse than any horror movie could ever dream of being. OP is kill. OP YOUR SACRIFICE WILL NOT BE IN VAIN. Wwwwwww wwwwrrr

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Anonymous 06/28/24(Fri)10:44:33 No.23535257 >>23535272 >>23535274 >>23535276 >>23535720 >>23538643 File: basedcuck.png (151 KB, 309x368) >>23535127 (OP) >There are no moral facts. Only interpretations. Everything is relative bro. Obey no one. Question everything. >Except for racial segregation, transphobia, homophobia, anti-democracy, closed borders, banning p----------, flat Earth conspiracy theories, and telling women they can't have sex or get tattoos. Those are f------ non- negotiable universal evils! Why are normies like this?
Anonymous 06/28/24(Fri)10:44:33 No.23535257 >>23535272 >>23535274 >>23535276 >>23535720 >>23538643 File: basedcuck.png (151 KB, 309x368) >>23535127 (OP) >There are no moral facts. Only interpretations. Everything is relative bro. Obey no one. Question everything. >Except for racial segregation, transphobia, homophobia, anti-democracy, closed borders, banning p----------, flat Earth conspiracy theories, and telling women they can't have sex or get tattoos. Those are f------ non- negotiable universal evils! Why are normies like this?

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Anon shares an Unexpectedly sweet story about his little cousin, inexplicably not taking a dark turn...

☐ Anonymous 06/30/24(Sun)01:56:09 No.77995836 File: MV5BZmU0YTE0MWQtNTU0Ny000(...).jpg (246 KB, 1000x1500) GHOSY In case you're interesting in the story here it is: >be me >Went to see my grandparents with my family after I finished my second semester >My aunts and cousins were there too >There was a wedding nearby, so all the adults had to go >Volunteered to take care of my younger cousins to avoid going >Left them to fight and play together and went to a separate room to play with my phone >One of my younger cousins approached me >"What are you watching, anon?" >Told her that I'm just wasting time on my phone >She sat next to me and said she didn't want to play with the others anymore and wanted to watch what I was watching >I was watching anime, so I switched to Molly McGee, a kids' cartoon I had downloaded before to watch together >After two episodes, she asked me why I was sad >Told her that I'm not "You haven't made a sound since I came, and your face doesn't move." >She kept insisting on me >I gave up and for some reason decided to open up to her because what else could I do >Told her how I feel lost, that I don't know what I'm supposed to do, that I'm studying something I hate and barely keeping up with my studies, that I lost all my old friends because no one wanted to talk to me, and that I made no new friends this year >She leaned in and said, >"That's a lot, but can you change any of that? Your friends weren't your real friends, that's why they left. They probably just used you for homework and to explain stuff to them. I had other mean girls do the same to me." >We kept talking like that for most of the night >She asked me questions, and I tried to answer her >She told me she likes talking to me, so I shouldn't be sad all the time or she'll have to play and fight with the others which she doesn't want to do >I wiped my tears after realizing I had just vented my problems to a little girl, and we started watching some more episodes until she fell asleep. >Closed my phone and Kept looking at the stars with for a while until I slept too
☐ Anonymous 06/30/24(Sun)01:56:09 No.77995836 File: MV5BZmU0YTE0MWQtNTU0Ny000(...).jpg (246 KB, 1000x1500) GHOSY In case you're interesting in the story here it is: >be me >Went to see my grandparents with my family after I finished my second semester >My aunts and cousins were there too >There was a wedding nearby, so all the adults had to go >Volunteered to take care of my younger cousins to avoid going >Left them to fight and play together and went to a separate room to play with my phone >One of my younger cousins approached me >"What are you watching, anon?" >Told her that I'm just wasting time on my phone >She sat next to me and said she didn't want to play with the others anymore and wanted to watch what I was watching >I was watching anime, so I switched to Molly McGee, a kids' cartoon I had downloaded before to watch together >After two episodes, she asked me why I was sad >Told her that I'm not "You haven't made a sound since I came, and your face doesn't move." >She kept insisting on me >I gave up and for some reason decided to open up to her because what else could I do >Told her how I feel lost, that I don't know what I'm supposed to do, that I'm studying something I hate and barely keeping up with my studies, that I lost all my old friends because no one wanted to talk to me, and that I made no new friends this year >She leaned in and said, >"That's a lot, but can you change any of that? Your friends weren't your real friends, that's why they left. They probably just used you for homework and to explain stuff to them. I had other mean girls do the same to me." >We kept talking like that for most of the night >She asked me questions, and I tried to answer her >She told me she likes talking to me, so I shouldn't be sad all the time or she'll have to play and fight with the others which she doesn't want to do >I wiped my tears after realizing I had just vented my problems to a little girl, and we started watching some more episodes until she fell asleep. >Closed my phone and Kept looking at the stars with for a while until I slept too

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Anon provides a relatable, fresh anecdote that all the based redditbros would love | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 239 KB PNG 06/29/24(Sat) 17:48:22 No.77995195 I think I f----- up >Working s----- fast food job >Pay increase causes hours to get cut >Fuckthis.png >try to find other job >mom recommends party company which her boyfriend knows the owner >call and go in for application >Get told im either going to get interviewed or scheduled on the spot >Put in two weeks notice at old job cause f--- that place >Week passes and no response >Mfw I quit my job with no other job to fall back on I have s--- to pay like rent and insurance for so im kinda f----- rn I don't wanna work another s----- fast food job and b----- work is already taken up by old mexican men and their nepo-sons. Fellas what do I do
Anonymous 239 KB PNG 06/29/24(Sat) 17:48:22 No.77995195 I think I f----- up >Working s----- fast food job >Pay increase causes hours to get cut >Fuckthis.png >try to find other job >mom recommends party company which her boyfriend knows the owner >call and go in for application >Get told im either going to get interviewed or scheduled on the spot >Put in two weeks notice at old job cause f--- that place >Week passes and no response >Mfw I quit my job with no other job to fall back on I have s--- to pay like rent and insurance for so im kinda f----- rn I don't wanna work another s----- fast food job and b----- work is already taken up by old mexican men and their nepo-sons. Fellas what do I do

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Regardanon failed the education system | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 437 KB GIF 06/29/24(Sat)22:34:40 No.77993942 >got denied from retard tier jobs like help desk jobs and just talking to people on phone because revealed i didn't finish hs level education >go back to education for a year for some computer it service type stuff and tech support >technically still don't have a generic hs degree >still can't apply for these mongoloid jobs with a "clean conscience" due to degree filtering for retards >I could have done these jobs and retards jobs years ago but failed multiple times and demoralized due to having to lie because I f----- up earlier >things I studied won't count to finishing a hs degree still have to study the same things to go to higher education Imao
Anonymous 437 KB GIF 06/29/24(Sat)22:34:40 No.77993942 >got denied from retard tier jobs like help desk jobs and just talking to people on phone because revealed i didn't finish hs level education >go back to education for a year for some computer it service type stuff and tech support >technically still don't have a generic hs degree >still can't apply for these mongoloid jobs with a "clean conscience" due to degree filtering for retards >I could have done these jobs and retards jobs years ago but failed multiple times and demoralized due to having to lie because I f----- up earlier >things I studied won't count to finishing a hs degree still have to study the same things to go to higher education Imao

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For the love | /r/Greentext

Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous ▼ Settings Mobile Home 06/29/24(Sat)17:59:59 No.77995322 1.46 MB PNG >Hates the EU >Drives a Volvo Should've stuck with a Mini... Oh wait. They're made by Germany
Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous ▼ Settings Mobile Home 06/29/24(Sat)17:59:59 No.77995322 1.46 MB PNG >Hates the EU >Drives a Volvo Should've stuck with a Mini... Oh wait. They're made by Germany

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Wrong Perspective | /r/Greentext

Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous ▼Settings Mobile Home 06/29/24(Sat)17:46:25 No.77995168 >take side profile pic in mirror >Look like picrel. F--- 247 KB PNG
Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous ▼Settings Mobile Home 06/29/24(Sat)17:46:25 No.77995168 >take side profile pic in mirror >Look like picrel. F--- 247 KB PNG

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Pointless endeavor? | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/19/24(Wed)02:58:44 No.200247297 CABA BRAND anne-hathaway-i-interstellar.jpg 439 KB JPG >we are NOT LEAVING without the data of this uninhabitable planet humanity couldn't even colonize without getting sweeped by 200 feet tall waves w-- was his problem
: Anonymous 06/19/24(Wed)02:58:44 No.200247297 CABA BRAND anne-hathaway-i-interstellar.jpg 439 KB JPG >we are NOT LEAVING without the data of this uninhabitable planet humanity couldn't even colonize without getting sweeped by 200 feet tall waves w-- was his problem

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Anon has some popcorn | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 142 KB JPG 06/29/24(Sat) 15:44:07 No.920605313 >be me >put popcorn in microwave for 4 minutes >when timer ends, pour popcorn into bowl >half of the popcorn is unpopped >the rest is burnt >pic related
Anonymous 142 KB JPG 06/29/24(Sat) 15:44:07 No.920605313 >be me >put popcorn in microwave for 4 minutes >when timer ends, pour popcorn into bowl >half of the popcorn is unpopped >the rest is burnt >pic related

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It’s totally over | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 06/29/24(Sat) 12:55:45 No.77992584 >Just found out he doesn't even like me It's so over 38 KB JPG Anonymous >>77992584 (OP) # Why would he even? >>77992629 # Anonymous how can u even know did u ask him? 06/29/24(Sat) 12:56:42 No.77992590 06/29/24(Sat) 12:56:55 No.77992592 >>77992629 # Anonymous >>77992590 # I don't know >>77992592 # 06/29/24 (Sat) 13:02:19 No.77992629 No but it's obvious that he doesn't. >>77992662 # Anonymous 06/29/24(Sat) 13:05:56 No.77992662 >>77992629 # >No but it's obvious that he doesn't. Elaborate. What made you think think he doesn't?
Anonymous 06/29/24(Sat) 12:55:45 No.77992584 >Just found out he doesn't even like me It's so over 38 KB JPG Anonymous >>77992584 (OP) # Why would he even? >>77992629 # Anonymous how can u even know did u ask him? 06/29/24(Sat) 12:56:42 No.77992590 06/29/24(Sat) 12:56:55 No.77992592 >>77992629 # Anonymous >>77992590 # I don't know >>77992592 # 06/29/24 (Sat) 13:02:19 No.77992629 No but it's obvious that he doesn't. >>77992662 # Anonymous 06/29/24(Sat) 13:05:56 No.77992662 >>77992629 # >No but it's obvious that he doesn't. Elaborate. What made you think think he doesn't?

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