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☐ Anonymous 06/30/24(Sun)01:56:09 No.77995836 File: MV5BZmU0YTE0MWQtNTU0Ny000(...).jpg (246 KB, 1000x1500) GHOSY In case you're interesting in the story here it is: >be me >Went to see my grandparents with my family after I finished my second semester >My aunts and cousins were there too >There was a wedding nearby, so all the adults had to go >Volunteered to take care of my younger cousins to avoid going >Left them to fight and play together and went to a separate room to play with my phone >One of my younger cousins approached me >"What are you watching, anon?" >Told her that I'm just wasting time on my phone >She sat next to me and said she didn't want to play with the others anymore and wanted to watch what I was watching >I was watching anime, so I switched to Molly McGee, a kids' cartoon I had downloaded before to watch together >After two episodes, she asked me why I was sad >Told her that I'm not "You haven't made a sound since I came, and your face doesn't move." >She kept insisting on me >I gave up and for some reason decided to open up to her because what else could I do >Told her how I feel lost, that I don't know what I'm supposed to do, that I'm studying something I hate and barely keeping up with my studies, that I lost all my old friends because no one wanted to talk to me, and that I made no new friends this year >She leaned in and said, >"That's a lot, but can you change any of that? Your friends weren't your real friends, that's why they left. They probably just used you for homework and to explain stuff to them. I had other mean girls do the same to me." >We kept talking like that for most of the night >She asked me questions, and I tried to answer her >She told me she likes talking to me, so I shouldn't be sad all the time or she'll have to play and fight with the others which she doesn't want to do >I wiped my tears after realizing I had just vented my problems to a little girl, and we started watching some more episodes until she fell asleep. >Closed my phone and Kept looking at the stars with for a while until I slept too

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: Anonymous 687 KB GIF tank top 03/16/23(Thu)08:28:49 No.72592213 >Be me, a fat dude >go buy a pack of doritos because i have my cravings >see skeleton looking people wearing winter clothing because its cold outside >i only wear a hoodie over a >remember i am genetically built to withstand cold >remember i could bodyslam them into the pavement >remember i could f--- their wife with my lil chubster >then make her buy me pizza >remember i could buck break a scrawny dude >one punch from my arm equals to ten of his >but then remember God made me to specifically play vidya and watch one piece >smile to myself and open the doritos EGAS >>72592213 (OP) # 03/16/23(Thu)08:49:04 No.72592313 is this a knee-jerk reaction to the thread about weight loss? Anonymous 03/16/23(Thu)09:10:56 No.72592425 >remember that you've always been the slowest, most unathletic, most out of shape person in every PE class. >realize that these imaginary physical altercations probably wouldn't go as well as you think. Nice obese cope.

Anonymous 12/28/24(Sat)11:32:03 No.103676189 29 KB JPG >company hired a new grad recently >a 21 year old white woman >it was the only junior spot available so i assume she must be great given how many applications we got (over 100) >asked to get to help get her started >she doesn't know what git is >she doesn't know what terminal is (says she only uses GUI) >she doesn't know how to extract a zip >she doesn't know how to access network storage >she doesn't know what RAM does (i asked as a joke) What the f--- is going on? Are the new grads cooked or did they just accidentally hire an idiot? I want to report it but I'm scared to as I am not that senior myself.

Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect What the F--- is going on Bongbros??? What the F--- is going on Bong(...) Settings Mobile Home 12/28/24(Sat) 13:28:53 No.492579333 20241228_122812.jpg 614 KB JPG 3 days it's been like this. What are the k---- doing to our air? Anonymous (ID: fTOa7Lbe) >>492579333 (OP) # 12/28/24(Sat) 13:29:41 No.492579374 wow, fog in winter?? it's over >>492579602 #

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Anonymous 239 KB PNG 06/29/24(Sat) 17:48:22 No.77995195 I think I f----- up >Working s----- fast food job >Pay increase causes hours to get cut >Fuckthis.png >try to find other job >mom recommends party company which her boyfriend knows the owner >call and go in for application >Get told im either going to get interviewed or scheduled on the spot >Put in two weeks notice at old job cause f--- that place >Week passes and no response >Mfw I quit my job with no other job to fall back on I have s--- to pay like rent and insurance for so im kinda f----- rn I don't wanna work another s----- fast food job and b----- work is already taken up by old mexican men and their nepo-sons. Fellas what do I do

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Anonymous 437 KB GIF 06/29/24(Sat)22:34:40 No.77993942 >got denied from retard tier jobs like help desk jobs and just talking to people on phone because revealed i didn't finish hs level education >go back to education for a year for some computer it service type stuff and tech support >technically still don't have a generic hs degree >still can't apply for these mongoloid jobs with a "clean conscience" due to degree filtering for retards >I could have done these jobs and retards jobs years ago but failed multiple times and demoralized due to having to lie because I f----- up earlier >things I studied won't count to finishing a hs degree still have to study the same things to go to higher education Imao

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Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous ▼ Settings Mobile Home 06/29/24(Sat)17:59:59 No.77995322 1.46 MB PNG >Hates the EU >Drives a Volvo Should've stuck with a Mini... Oh wait. They're made by Germany

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Anonymous 06/29/24(Sat) 12:55:45 No.77992584 >Just found out he doesn't even like me It's so over 38 KB JPG Anonymous >>77992584 (OP) # Why would he even? >>77992629 # Anonymous how can u even know did u ask him? 06/29/24(Sat) 12:56:42 No.77992590 06/29/24(Sat) 12:56:55 No.77992592 >>77992629 # Anonymous >>77992590 # I don't know >>77992592 # 06/29/24 (Sat) 13:02:19 No.77992629 No but it's obvious that he doesn't. >>77992662 # Anonymous 06/29/24(Sat) 13:05:56 No.77992662 >>77992629 # >No but it's obvious that he doesn't. Elaborate. What made you think think he doesn't?

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: Anonymous 06/24/24(Mon)06:45:23 No.36279939 harinef-1024x671.jpg 155 KB JPG >be millennial >friends started to marry off and buy houses a few years ago >now they're finally having children >meanwhile i'm injecting estrogen and shitposting on 4chan in my studio apartment where did it all go wrong

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Anonymous 06/29/24(Sat)11:37:05 No.77992025 ITS OVER >see that school still has open 197 KB PNG things planned application even though I'm late >Happy and apply >Get mail that I'm in reserve position >It's f------ over >Thought I would have a smooth transition into this and loads of I shouldn't have procrastinated Another year gonna get wasted I guess Anonymous 06/29/24(Sat) 11:41:26 No.77992071 >>77992025 (OP) # >thought being super late after procrastinating would work out fine Anon... come on now. 43 KB JPG >>77992181 # Anonymous >>77992025 (OP) # 06/29/24(Sat)11:49:24 No.77992135 This s--- happened to me too. I thought it's community college so last minute won't be a problem but yeah waitlisted until next year. Do you know what you're going to do in the meantime anon? My reason to g

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Anonymous Is there even a point? 395 KB PNG 06/29/24(Sat)03:25:52 No.31525870 >texting with the only girl who has ever showed any interest in me >she's on "vacation" with her college class (95% men) >always writes back at like 5-6 am obviously drunk So why should I bother? You can't tell me she's not f------ all these dudes, while I'm sitting here like a clown. Absolutely demoralizing. I feel like the only sensible thing would be to just ghost her but I'm too desperate for that... Anonymous 06/29/24 (Sat)03:38:21 No.31525901 >>31525870 (OP) # >>31518815 → # Anonymous 06/29/24(Sat)03:41:10 No.31525911 Uh, why don't you just ask her out when she is back and town and stop sabotaging something before it even has a chance to develop? >>31525932 #

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Anonymous 56 KB JPG 06/29/24(Sat) 10:41:15 No.144296071 >this old man >He played one >He played knick knack on my thumb What the actual f---? Would kids even realize what's really going on here? Anonymous 06/29/24(Sat) 10:41:55 No.144296085 >>144296071 (OP) # TJ went insane, that's the joke Anonymous 487 KB PNG >>144296182 # Anonymous 06/29/24(Sat) 10:48:12 No. 144296155 >whoa this kids cartoon is so dark and creepy UN 06/29/24(Sat) 10:51:29 No. 144296182 >>144296155 # Stfu f-----. This is about the kids themselves understanding it

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☐ Anonymous 06/30/24(Sun)01:56:09 No.77995836 File: MV5BZmU0YTE0MWQtNTU0Ny000(...).jpg (246 KB, 1000x1500) GHOSY In case you're interesting in the story here it is: >be me >Went to see my grandparents with my family after I finished my second semester >My aunts and cousins were there too >There was a wedding nearby, so all the adults had to go >Volunteered to take care of my younger cousins to avoid going >Left them to fight and play together and went to a separate room to play with my phone >One of my younger cousins approached me >"What are you watching, anon?" >Told her that I'm just wasting time on my phone >She sat next to me and said she didn't want to play with the others anymore and wanted to watch what I was watching >I was watching anime, so I switched to Molly McGee, a kids' cartoon I had downloaded before to watch together >After two episodes, she asked me why I was sad >Told her that I'm not "You haven't made a sound since I came, and your face doesn't move." >She kept insisting on me >I gave up and for some reason decided to open up to her because what else could I do >Told her how I feel lost, that I don't know what I'm supposed to do, that I'm studying something I hate and barely keeping up with my studies, that I lost all my old friends because no one wanted to talk to me, and that I made no new friends this year >She leaned in and said, >"That's a lot, but can you change any of that? Your friends weren't your real friends, that's why they left. They probably just used you for homework and to explain stuff to them. I had other mean girls do the same to me." >We kept talking like that for most of the night >She asked me questions, and I tried to answer her >She told me she likes talking to me, so I shouldn't be sad all the time or she'll have to play and fight with the others which she doesn't want to do >I wiped my tears after realizing I had just vented my problems to a little girl, and we started watching some more episodes until she fell asleep. >Closed my phone and Kept looking at the stars with for a while until I slept too

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