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: Anonymous 34 KB JPG 01/14/23(Sat)07:19:40 No.247673023 >Only female protag in JoJo >Loses >The entire universe is reset What did Araki mean by this
: Anonymous 34 KB JPG 01/14/23(Sat)07:19:40 No.247673023 >Only female protag in JoJo >Loses >The entire universe is reset What did Araki mean by this

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: Anonymous This situation is so f------ w(...) 3 KB JPG 01/13/23(Fri)21:36:19 No.892562751 >be me >be 19 >have a best friend, which I know for a solid 14 years >he has a big family >family of 5: a mother, one older brother, two older sisters, one younger brother (and him) >since I know him for 14 years, I know his family for as long >at almost every weekend I'm over at his' >be extremely shy and timid, social coward basically >for mentioned reason be almost invisible when I'm there >only person I really talk to is my friend. >when I stumble upon someone at breakfast or when I arrive there it's usually just an exchange of greetings, for I am to shy to start any form of convo >one of the older sisters is 22 >everytime I see her my heart starts racing >she has a beautiful smile and laugh >very kind and considerate >always catch myself thinking about her >mfw I'm in love with my best friend's sister This is so awkward. The only time we talk with each other is literally when the family goes on a walk or plays some board games. I'd love to get to know her better but I can't think of a way to accomplish that without seeming like some sort of creep. Do I just suddenly start to engage in a conversation with her? Wouldn't that be awkward? Out of the blue? The only person I could talk to is aformentioned friend. But since it is his sister we are talking about I can't help but feel dreadfully uncomfortable with the thought of us talking about that. This is why I'm typing all this. It is a ruthless world we live in. Did I f--- up, /b/ros?
: Anonymous This situation is so f------ w(...) 3 KB JPG 01/13/23(Fri)21:36:19 No.892562751 >be me >be 19 >have a best friend, which I know for a solid 14 years >he has a big family >family of 5: a mother, one older brother, two older sisters, one younger brother (and him) >since I know him for 14 years, I know his family for as long >at almost every weekend I'm over at his' >be extremely shy and timid, social coward basically >for mentioned reason be almost invisible when I'm there >only person I really talk to is my friend. >when I stumble upon someone at breakfast or when I arrive there it's usually just an exchange of greetings, for I am to shy to start any form of convo >one of the older sisters is 22 >everytime I see her my heart starts racing >she has a beautiful smile and laugh >very kind and considerate >always catch myself thinking about her >mfw I'm in love with my best friend's sister This is so awkward. The only time we talk with each other is literally when the family goes on a walk or plays some board games. I'd love to get to know her better but I can't think of a way to accomplish that without seeming like some sort of creep. Do I just suddenly start to engage in a conversation with her? Wouldn't that be awkward? Out of the blue? The only person I could talk to is aformentioned friend. But since it is his sister we are talking about I can't help but feel dreadfully uncomfortable with the thought of us talking about that. This is why I'm typing all this. It is a ruthless world we live in. Did I f--- up, /b/ros?

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Life is always a struggle | /r/Greentext

1623139875582m.jpg 75 KB JPG >26 >people my age are at "settling down" phase >I didn't even start the things they are settling down from
1623139875582m.jpg 75 KB JPG >26 >people my age are at "settling down" phase >I didn't even start the things they are settling down from

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Anon gets diagnosed | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 194 KB JPG Anonymous 01/13/23(Fri)22:03:09 No.892581923 he's still polite >Conversation trials off >He asks me to go home early, says we just don't need so many people on shift >Get text saying I need to see him first thing when I come in tomorrow society turne me into a monster >Talking to boss >Actually having a normal pleasant conversation Bros, how f----- am I? 56 KB JPG >His daughter comes up as a topic >Accidentally call her a "Loli" >See him do a double take and he gets a really deadpan expression but 01/13/23(Fri)22:05:18 No.892582026 i diagnose you with too much internet
Anonymous 194 KB JPG Anonymous 01/13/23(Fri)22:03:09 No.892581923 he's still polite >Conversation trials off >He asks me to go home early, says we just don't need so many people on shift >Get text saying I need to see him first thing when I come in tomorrow society turne me into a monster >Talking to boss >Actually having a normal pleasant conversation Bros, how f----- am I? 56 KB JPG >His daughter comes up as a topic >Accidentally call her a "Loli" >See him do a double take and he gets a really deadpan expression but 01/13/23(Fri)22:05:18 No.892582026 i diagnose you with too much internet

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Anon makes a mistake | /r/Greentext

1652012049507.gif (94 KB, 498x498) google yandex iqdb wait I f----- up, /pol/ Anonymous (ID: Jw9U7yLP) 13/01/23(Fri)12:52:44 No.412021757 >>412021934 >>412022033 >>412022077 >>412022163 >>412022172 >>412022197 >>412022217 >>412022269 >>412022335 >>412022375 >>412022387 >>412022434 >>412022473 >>412022499 >>412022509 >>412022524 >>412022540 >>412022633 >>412022735 >>412022745 >>412022869 >>412022912 >>412022946 >>412023022 >>412023040 >>412023047 >>412023143 >>412023242 >>412023266 >>412023299 >>412023391 >>412023488 >>412023604 >>412023880 >>412024090 >>412024109 >>412024230 >>412024241 >>412024284 >>412024317 >>412024352 >>412024387 >>412024424 >>412024436 >>412024486 >>412024503 >>412024585 >>412024587 >>412024696 >>412024703 >>412024923 >>412024946 >>412024997 >>412025047 >>412025098 >>412025116 >>412025268 >>412025351 >>412025521 >>412025576 >>412025589 >>412025615 >>412025622 >>412025665 >>412025745 >>412025832 >>412025864 >>412025918 >>412025939 >>412025968 >>412026108 >>412026110 >>412026233 >>412026253 >>412026284 >>412026319 >>412026344 >>412026464 >>412026528 >>412026546 >>412026674 >>412026677 >>412026803 >>412026887 >>412026913 >>412027070 >>412027101 >>412027196 >>412027204 >>412027308 >>412027552 >>412027700 >>412027779 >>412028055 >>412028061 >>412028196 >>412028356 >>412028365 >>412028430 >>412028605 >>412028612 >>412028634 >>412028638 >>412028769 >>412029000 >>412029224 >>412029268 >>412029505 >>412029561 >>412029631 >>412029672 >>412029702 >>412029772 >>412030005 >>412030160 >>412030337 >>412030512 >>412030664 >>412030822 >>412030974 >>412031230 >>412031296 >>412031440 >>412031470 >>412031537 >>412032387 >>412032547 >>412032975 >>412033188 >>412033316 >>412033442 >>412033627 >>412033747 >>412034072 >>412034081 >>412034256 >>412034419 >>412034543 >>412034574 >>412034740 >>412034744 >>412035204 >>412035274 >>412035396 >>412035478 >>412035622 >>412035677 >>412035717 >>412035724 >>412035901 >>412035924 >>412035930 >>412037773 I f----- up really, really bad. >be 33yo anon visiting parents in florida >having big family dinner last night, lots of extended family around, about 18 in total >I'd had about 5 beers and was having a great time >young nephew has just turned 20, seems a bit directionless, doesn't know what to do in life >suddenly nephew stands up, says he has a big announcement to make >he's enlisted with the army, he's going to basic training soon >his parents are smiling, looking proud >I try not to laugh but do, audibly scoff and almost choke on my food >everyone looks at me like I'm retarded >nephew says "what is it, anon?" >know I shouldn't say anything but can't help myself, the beers have freed my autism >say "I mean I think it's great that you want to go die for israel" >dead silence >immediately realize I have f----- up >sister a few chairs down from me (nephew's mom) says "anon what the f--- is wrong with you?" >try to play it off as as bad joke, say I was just kidding, think it's great and I'll buy him a beer when he gets back >nobody is buying it >some people look shellshocked, others disgusted, my dad looks upset and is silently pushing his food around with his fork >rest of the dinner is extremely awkward >wake up this morning to a text from my sister saying I'm a f------ a------ >parents aren't barely talking to me, avoiding any conversation what the f--- do I do? I know I shouldn't have revealed my power level but how do I come back from this?
1652012049507.gif (94 KB, 498x498) google yandex iqdb wait I f----- up, /pol/ Anonymous (ID: Jw9U7yLP) 13/01/23(Fri)12:52:44 No.412021757 >>412021934 >>412022033 >>412022077 >>412022163 >>412022172 >>412022197 >>412022217 >>412022269 >>412022335 >>412022375 >>412022387 >>412022434 >>412022473 >>412022499 >>412022509 >>412022524 >>412022540 >>412022633 >>412022735 >>412022745 >>412022869 >>412022912 >>412022946 >>412023022 >>412023040 >>412023047 >>412023143 >>412023242 >>412023266 >>412023299 >>412023391 >>412023488 >>412023604 >>412023880 >>412024090 >>412024109 >>412024230 >>412024241 >>412024284 >>412024317 >>412024352 >>412024387 >>412024424 >>412024436 >>412024486 >>412024503 >>412024585 >>412024587 >>412024696 >>412024703 >>412024923 >>412024946 >>412024997 >>412025047 >>412025098 >>412025116 >>412025268 >>412025351 >>412025521 >>412025576 >>412025589 >>412025615 >>412025622 >>412025665 >>412025745 >>412025832 >>412025864 >>412025918 >>412025939 >>412025968 >>412026108 >>412026110 >>412026233 >>412026253 >>412026284 >>412026319 >>412026344 >>412026464 >>412026528 >>412026546 >>412026674 >>412026677 >>412026803 >>412026887 >>412026913 >>412027070 >>412027101 >>412027196 >>412027204 >>412027308 >>412027552 >>412027700 >>412027779 >>412028055 >>412028061 >>412028196 >>412028356 >>412028365 >>412028430 >>412028605 >>412028612 >>412028634 >>412028638 >>412028769 >>412029000 >>412029224 >>412029268 >>412029505 >>412029561 >>412029631 >>412029672 >>412029702 >>412029772 >>412030005 >>412030160 >>412030337 >>412030512 >>412030664 >>412030822 >>412030974 >>412031230 >>412031296 >>412031440 >>412031470 >>412031537 >>412032387 >>412032547 >>412032975 >>412033188 >>412033316 >>412033442 >>412033627 >>412033747 >>412034072 >>412034081 >>412034256 >>412034419 >>412034543 >>412034574 >>412034740 >>412034744 >>412035204 >>412035274 >>412035396 >>412035478 >>412035622 >>412035677 >>412035717 >>412035724 >>412035901 >>412035924 >>412035930 >>412037773 I f----- up really, really bad. >be 33yo anon visiting parents in florida >having big family dinner last night, lots of extended family around, about 18 in total >I'd had about 5 beers and was having a great time >young nephew has just turned 20, seems a bit directionless, doesn't know what to do in life >suddenly nephew stands up, says he has a big announcement to make >he's enlisted with the army, he's going to basic training soon >his parents are smiling, looking proud >I try not to laugh but do, audibly scoff and almost choke on my food >everyone looks at me like I'm retarded >nephew says "what is it, anon?" >know I shouldn't say anything but can't help myself, the beers have freed my autism >say "I mean I think it's great that you want to go die for israel" >dead silence >immediately realize I have f----- up >sister a few chairs down from me (nephew's mom) says "anon what the f--- is wrong with you?" >try to play it off as as bad joke, say I was just kidding, think it's great and I'll buy him a beer when he gets back >nobody is buying it >some people look shellshocked, others disgusted, my dad looks upset and is silently pushing his food around with his fork >rest of the dinner is extremely awkward >wake up this morning to a text from my sister saying I'm a f------ a------ >parents aren't barely talking to me, avoiding any conversation what the f--- do I do? I know I shouldn't have revealed my power level but how do I come back from this?

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Anon is a fan of High on Life | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 01/12/23(Thu)18:02:43 No.624090627 ► >>624090831 >Y'know, sometimes, bitches get out of line, and y-you've gotta smack them around, right? Y-your fists are like a judge's gavels. Pound down until there's order in the court.
Anonymous 01/12/23(Thu)18:02:43 No.624090627 ► >>624090831 >Y'know, sometimes, bitches get out of line, and y-you've gotta smack them around, right? Y-your fists are like a judge's gavels. Pound down until there's order in the court.

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Anon falls in love | /r/Greentext

File: ErJtB6QWMAc-ur3.png (186 KB, 640x640) Anonymous 07/22/21(Thu)21:52:08 No.859495863 ► >>859495905 >>859495905 thanks fren >be me > 19 m >i like traps/trannies >talk with a girl when at vacation >fall in love with her >i no longer like traps/trannies get a life f------ Anonymous 07/22/21(Thu)21:53:15 No.859495905 >>859495981 Anonymous 07/22/21 (Thu)21:55:15 No.859495981 File: pepe.jpg (25 KB, 474x474) >>859495863 (OP) Love is a powerful thing. Good luck on your future endeavors.
File: ErJtB6QWMAc-ur3.png (186 KB, 640x640) Anonymous 07/22/21(Thu)21:52:08 No.859495863 ► >>859495905 >>859495905 thanks fren >be me > 19 m >i like traps/trannies >talk with a girl when at vacation >fall in love with her >i no longer like traps/trannies get a life f------ Anonymous 07/22/21(Thu)21:53:15 No.859495905 >>859495981 Anonymous 07/22/21 (Thu)21:55:15 No.859495981 File: pepe.jpg (25 KB, 474x474) >>859495863 (OP) Love is a powerful thing. Good luck on your future endeavors.

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Anon throws a bachelor party | /r/Greentext

File: SD18460106.jpg (399 KB, 600x900) I'm in fear of my life Anonymous 01/13/23(Fri)11:51:34 No.71808952 >typing this from inside a Denny's rn >brother is schizoid whose gf is a sex doll he calls Kiki >family has learned to accept it at this point >bro announces he is engaged to Kiki and he wants me to be the best man >tells me that he wants a bachelor party with a stripper >I ask if he wants her to be a doll or a real girl >he acts like he doesn't know what I'm talking about at first then he just says "surprise me" >invite some of my friends to the party because bro doesn't have any >explain sitch to friends, they say that it would be super awkward with a stripper and maybe seeing a real girl would snap my bro out of being a schizoid >hire the cheapest stripper we could find >big black chick named Witchita Jones >try to explain the sitch to her, and she nods while smoking a menthol >not sure she if was listening >night of party me, bro, and my friends are in the cheapest motel room we could find waiting for Witchita Jones >bro leans over to me and says that Kiki doesn't know about this and she would murder all of us if she found out, then he smiles and winks >thankskanyeverycool.png >never felt this uncomfortable in my life >knock at door, friend opens it >immediately gets his head blown off >Kiki walks in with an AR-15, starts shooting up the room >manage to dodge a deluge of blood and bullets, jump out the window >find Witchita Jones' headless body in the parking lot >drive off I've stopped at this Denny's where I'm typing this on my mini mac to gather my thoughts. Might call the police but I'm not sure if they'll believe me.
File: SD18460106.jpg (399 KB, 600x900) I'm in fear of my life Anonymous 01/13/23(Fri)11:51:34 No.71808952 >typing this from inside a Denny's rn >brother is schizoid whose gf is a sex doll he calls Kiki >family has learned to accept it at this point >bro announces he is engaged to Kiki and he wants me to be the best man >tells me that he wants a bachelor party with a stripper >I ask if he wants her to be a doll or a real girl >he acts like he doesn't know what I'm talking about at first then he just says "surprise me" >invite some of my friends to the party because bro doesn't have any >explain sitch to friends, they say that it would be super awkward with a stripper and maybe seeing a real girl would snap my bro out of being a schizoid >hire the cheapest stripper we could find >big black chick named Witchita Jones >try to explain the sitch to her, and she nods while smoking a menthol >not sure she if was listening >night of party me, bro, and my friends are in the cheapest motel room we could find waiting for Witchita Jones >bro leans over to me and says that Kiki doesn't know about this and she would murder all of us if she found out, then he smiles and winks >thankskanyeverycool.png >never felt this uncomfortable in my life >knock at door, friend opens it >immediately gets his head blown off >Kiki walks in with an AR-15, starts shooting up the room >manage to dodge a deluge of blood and bullets, jump out the window >find Witchita Jones' headless body in the parking lot >drive off I've stopped at this Denny's where I'm typing this on my mini mac to gather my thoughts. Might call the police but I'm not sure if they'll believe me.

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Anon gets immersed in the story | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous mys 606 KB PNG 01/13/23(Fri)18:34:02 No.71809365 >be me >found out my younger sister lost her f------ virginity >like she's not even out of high school and im almost 30 and still kissless >also be upset her innocence was taken >cry all night >idea >be yesterday night parents were out >go to my sister's room and threaten to tell our parents she had sex >she starts crying and begging me not to do it >tell her to tell me how it happen including every detail or i'll tell >she reluctantly accepts >she tells me how it happened and all >close my eyes and imagine its me and my high school crush so i can feel normal for once >sister is crying while telling the story but get so immersed in it, it actually feels like it actually happened to me >be immersed in the story so accidentally take my d--- out to masturbate >sister is crying and then she's shocked and asks me w-- am i doing >be back to reality and realize my f--- up >threaten to tell mom but she just leaves her room and locks herself in our parents bedroom >parents came back home and she told them everything they want me to move out of the house anons. I just wanted to feel normal for once
: Anonymous mys 606 KB PNG 01/13/23(Fri)18:34:02 No.71809365 >be me >found out my younger sister lost her f------ virginity >like she's not even out of high school and im almost 30 and still kissless >also be upset her innocence was taken >cry all night >idea >be yesterday night parents were out >go to my sister's room and threaten to tell our parents she had sex >she starts crying and begging me not to do it >tell her to tell me how it happen including every detail or i'll tell >she reluctantly accepts >she tells me how it happened and all >close my eyes and imagine its me and my high school crush so i can feel normal for once >sister is crying while telling the story but get so immersed in it, it actually feels like it actually happened to me >be immersed in the story so accidentally take my d--- out to masturbate >sister is crying and then she's shocked and asks me w-- am i doing >be back to reality and realize my f--- up >threaten to tell mom but she just leaves her room and locks herself in our parents bedroom >parents came back home and she told them everything they want me to move out of the house anons. I just wanted to feel normal for once

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Japan finds a cure | /r/Greentext

Anonymous | 69580733 GOLDW GOLS 135.3 kB JPG >conventional wisdom says rich countries have an obesity problem >conventional wisdom says that carbs make you fat 35 REPLIES 12 IMAGES 5 REPLIES 15 hr ago ... >Japan is a rich country with a carb heavy diet and barely anyone is fat what's their secret? Anonymous | 69580737 In Japan fat lards are openly shamed. Thats the secret. REPLY 15 hr ago...
Anonymous | 69580733 GOLDW GOLS 135.3 kB JPG >conventional wisdom says rich countries have an obesity problem >conventional wisdom says that carbs make you fat 35 REPLIES 12 IMAGES 5 REPLIES 15 hr ago ... >Japan is a rich country with a carb heavy diet and barely anyone is fat what's their secret? Anonymous | 69580737 In Japan fat lards are openly shamed. Thats the secret. REPLY 15 hr ago...

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Anon Meets An NPC | /r/Greentext

NPC Encounter >at work >door opens >woman pokes only her head in and shouts "HELLOOOO?" across the entire store >sales guy walks all the way to the front door >"Hello, welcome to Anon Store." >"is this Anon Store?" >"...yes." >"and this is THE store, where we would buy things from Anon Store?" >"Uh, yeah." >"Do you have XYZ Product?" >"We do, right here." >follows sales guy to the shelf >doesn't even look at the options >"Awesome." >customer turns and wanders out the door without saying another word >gets in car and leaves >never comes back ???
NPC Encounter >at work >door opens >woman pokes only her head in and shouts "HELLOOOO?" across the entire store >sales guy walks all the way to the front door >"Hello, welcome to Anon Store." >"is this Anon Store?" >"...yes." >"and this is THE store, where we would buy things from Anon Store?" >"Uh, yeah." >"Do you have XYZ Product?" >"We do, right here." >follows sales guy to the shelf >doesn't even look at the options >"Awesome." >customer turns and wanders out the door without saying another word >gets in car and leaves >never comes back ???

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/tv/ thinks avatar is based | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Tonowari.jpg 46 KB JPG 01/12/23(Thu)13:27:41 No.179130945 >Teach them our ways so they do not suffer the shame of being useless. No wonder reddit and leftists hate this movie so much, they kow there's shame in being useless and Cameron called them out. : Anonymous >pro family >pro nature >pro/fit/ >anti opression >anti greed >anti leeches Based Cameron 01/12/23(Thu)13:33:33 No.179131133 >>179131626 # >>179131746 # >>179135775 #
Anonymous Tonowari.jpg 46 KB JPG 01/12/23(Thu)13:27:41 No.179130945 >Teach them our ways so they do not suffer the shame of being useless. No wonder reddit and leftists hate this movie so much, they kow there's shame in being useless and Cameron called them out. : Anonymous >pro family >pro nature >pro/fit/ >anti opression >anti greed >anti leeches Based Cameron 01/12/23(Thu)13:33:33 No.179131133 >>179131626 # >>179131746 # >>179135775 #

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anon plays online chess | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous F--- you turk. 145 KB PNG 01/13/23 (Fri)21:40:03 No.892562929 >be me >britbong >playing chess online >get matched against a turk with a giant turk flag as his profile picture >f--- up in the first few moves and lose my queen and am on the defensive >turk messages me >"hahahaha go home bro" >"fu turk" >"haha go home noob barry" >apparently Barry is an insult. >gameface.jpg >make a few more f----- up moves >"haha u lose in 5 minutes" says the turk >bringitkebab.gif >load up an online chess bot >put the pieces on the board the way they are laid out >set difficulty to ultra f------ super kasparov cold war nuclear russian chess grandmaster level >turk moves >i put his move in the bot >grandmaster terminator king kong chessbot tells me where to move next >smash that stupid f------ turk into checkmate in about 9 moves >Reply "hahahahahaahh" >turk ragequits >remove kebab.
: Anonymous F--- you turk. 145 KB PNG 01/13/23 (Fri)21:40:03 No.892562929 >be me >britbong >playing chess online >get matched against a turk with a giant turk flag as his profile picture >f--- up in the first few moves and lose my queen and am on the defensive >turk messages me >"hahahaha go home bro" >"fu turk" >"haha go home noob barry" >apparently Barry is an insult. >gameface.jpg >make a few more f----- up moves >"haha u lose in 5 minutes" says the turk >bringitkebab.gif >load up an online chess bot >put the pieces on the board the way they are laid out >set difficulty to ultra f------ super kasparov cold war nuclear russian chess grandmaster level >turk moves >i put his move in the bot >grandmaster terminator king kong chessbot tells me where to move next >smash that stupid f------ turk into checkmate in about 9 moves >Reply "hahahahahaahh" >turk ragequits >remove kebab.

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Anon does a paint job | /r/Greentext

> On the train to London > Really need to fart > Starting to hurt a bit > Starting to hurt a lot > Train shakes a little, want get up to go to the bathroom before I f------ burst > Don't get the chance, my sphincter can no longer take the strain > Manage to discreetly edge my buttcheeks apart, comes out slowly but silently > Pass gas for a Solid 60 seconds > Oh no > Oh god the f------ smell > People are looking at each other > It's really f------ bad. > enemyspotted.jpeg > A foreign smell impacts my nostrils > The dude opposite me is staring me right in the eyes > He f------ knows, and ripped one of his own > It's f------ on > Spread the cheeks a little wider, much as I dare > Push > Clearly and loudly s--- myself staring into the eyes of a complete stranger.
> On the train to London > Really need to fart > Starting to hurt a bit > Starting to hurt a lot > Train shakes a little, want get up to go to the bathroom before I f------ burst > Don't get the chance, my sphincter can no longer take the strain > Manage to discreetly edge my buttcheeks apart, comes out slowly but silently > Pass gas for a Solid 60 seconds > Oh no > Oh god the f------ smell > People are looking at each other > It's really f------ bad. > enemyspotted.jpeg > A foreign smell impacts my nostrils > The dude opposite me is staring me right in the eyes > He f------ knows, and ripped one of his own > It's f------ on > Spread the cheeks a little wider, much as I dare > Push > Clearly and loudly s--- myself staring into the eyes of a complete stranger.

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Anon plays guitar | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 76 KB PNG 01/13/23(Fri)04:39:25 No.892528302 >be me >literally like 14 seconds ago >jerking off >reach orgasm and nut >nut flies across the room and f------ strums my guitar I am a f------ master
Anonymous 76 KB PNG 01/13/23(Fri)04:39:25 No.892528302 >be me >literally like 14 seconds ago >jerking off >reach orgasm and nut >nut flies across the room and f------ strums my guitar I am a f------ master

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Anon has a conversation with his classmates | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous How uncircumcised dudes eat their cereal 437 KB JPG 01/14/23(Sat)01:35:19 No.892561396 >be me >high school student (I'm 18 you t----- jannies) >classmates are talking about how they should "bring back bullying" >8/10 gril asks my opinions on the topic >decide to share my input >"Bringing back bullying is a horrible idea. school shootings are already fairly common, we don't need more of them" >I show them that picture of adam lanza. the one where hes holding the guns standing in his house >"look at this ugly ass guy, he definitely got bullied for his looks. probably why he did it" >tell them about another shooting in which the perpetrator was a victim of severe bullying as more proof >they all go silent and just stare at me for a bit >"f--- off you virtue signalling school shooter victim blaming p------------" >"Bullying means less school shootings because then they'd kill themselves instead of shooting up the school" >mfw Ahh Geez, I wonder why mass shooters do it. When a kid gets bullied into suicide everyone has sympathy for him and hates the bullies. But when a kid gets bullied so much that he shoots up the school and kills his bullies, he is a p------------ and the bullies are considered "victims". funny how that works I beat the s--- out of anyone that I see is bullying. don't want a school shooting to happen? then beat the s--- out of bullies. if heroin was legal elliot rodger would not have killed those women. heroin feels better than sex >pic unrelated 9 Replies / 1 Image View Thread
: Anonymous How uncircumcised dudes eat their cereal 437 KB JPG 01/14/23(Sat)01:35:19 No.892561396 >be me >high school student (I'm 18 you t----- jannies) >classmates are talking about how they should "bring back bullying" >8/10 gril asks my opinions on the topic >decide to share my input >"Bringing back bullying is a horrible idea. school shootings are already fairly common, we don't need more of them" >I show them that picture of adam lanza. the one where hes holding the guns standing in his house >"look at this ugly ass guy, he definitely got bullied for his looks. probably why he did it" >tell them about another shooting in which the perpetrator was a victim of severe bullying as more proof >they all go silent and just stare at me for a bit >"f--- off you virtue signalling school shooter victim blaming p------------" >"Bullying means less school shootings because then they'd kill themselves instead of shooting up the school" >mfw Ahh Geez, I wonder why mass shooters do it. When a kid gets bullied into suicide everyone has sympathy for him and hates the bullies. But when a kid gets bullied so much that he shoots up the school and kills his bullies, he is a p------------ and the bullies are considered "victims". funny how that works I beat the s--- out of anyone that I see is bullying. don't want a school shooting to happen? then beat the s--- out of bullies. if heroin was legal elliot rodger would not have killed those women. heroin feels better than sex >pic unrelated 9 Replies / 1 Image View Thread

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Anon's a chad | /r/Greentext

LES WISDOR 1652456198828.png 587 KB PNG >"Anon, I need your help" >"sure, mom" >*quits ranked match*
LES WISDOR 1652456198828.png 587 KB PNG >"Anon, I need your help" >"sure, mom" >*quits ranked match*

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Anon should get together with her and also start going to the gym with her. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 58 KB JPG 12/29/21 (Wed)22:40:06 No.66770723 >have female friend for years >never attracted to her, she's ugly and fat but nice >suddenly feel romantic attraction to her >want to marry and f--- her where the f--- did this come from? It was practically overnight. 12/29/21 (Wed)22:42:10 No.66770748 : Anonymous >>66770723 (OP) # You got desperate
: Anonymous 58 KB JPG 12/29/21 (Wed)22:40:06 No.66770723 >have female friend for years >never attracted to her, she's ugly and fat but nice >suddenly feel romantic attraction to her >want to marry and f--- her where the f--- did this come from? It was practically overnight. 12/29/21 (Wed)22:42:10 No.66770748 : Anonymous >>66770723 (OP) # You got desperate

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Turtle chomp | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous >Turtle chomp >Chomp on leaf >Turtle chomp >But have no teeth *Chomp, chomp, chomp* Hahaha. :) 01/13/22(Thu)10:01:12 No.66969223 turtle chomp.jpg 35 KB JPG
: Anonymous >Turtle chomp >Chomp on leaf >Turtle chomp >But have no teeth *Chomp, chomp, chomp* Hahaha. :) 01/13/22(Thu)10:01:12 No.66969223 turtle chomp.jpg 35 KB JPG

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Anon's bloodline is doomed | /r/Greentext

Anonymous >be me >chillin in my room >mom comes in, tells me my sister is gay >kinda figured she was before, haircut, had a couple rainbow flags, thought she was bi tho >now realised my entire family's bloodline relies on me now >me >mfw just f--- my life man, all i feel is limitless guilt doom and despair 14 KB PNG 01/23/21(Sat)17:22:54 No.61999933 I don't even care that she's gay, i support her, but this realisation has just made me feel 1000x worse about it 9 Replies View Thread
Anonymous >be me >chillin in my room >mom comes in, tells me my sister is gay >kinda figured she was before, haircut, had a couple rainbow flags, thought she was bi tho >now realised my entire family's bloodline relies on me now >me >mfw just f--- my life man, all i feel is limitless guilt doom and despair 14 KB PNG 01/23/21(Sat)17:22:54 No.61999933 I don't even care that she's gay, i support her, but this realisation has just made me feel 1000x worse about it 9 Replies View Thread

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