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NPC Encounter >at work >door opens >woman pokes only her head in and shouts "HELLOOOO?" across the entire store >sales guy walks all the way to the front door >"Hello, welcome to Anon Store." >"is this Anon Store?" >"...yes." >"and this is THE store, where we would buy things from Anon Store?" >"Uh, yeah." >"Do you have XYZ Product?" >"We do, right here." >follows sales guy to the shelf >doesn't even look at the options >"Awesome." >customer turns and wanders out the door without saying another word >gets in car and leaves >never comes back ???

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Inaqar 137 KB JPG land you protect 12/24/23(Sun)09:54:58 No.91319497 >skilled warriors seen as the main bulwark against dark forces >sons of powerful and intelligent beings of legend >follow the teachings of a golden, almighty Master who created the >sometimes have powers such as shooting fire, lighting, shockwaves, blasts of ice or energy >wield some of the most powerful weapons around >battle beastly green enemies, awakened soulless armies, spirits, undead, malicious versions of yourselves, daemonic forces, and the literal embodiments of evil >wear bright colors to sell plastic toys >be the Ninja from Lego Ninjago: Masters of Spinjitzu >pic unrelated

Anonymous 10/26/13(Sat) 19:06 No.215457549 File: 1382828761196.jpg-(42 KB, 480x480, 1353212900339.jpg) >My dads face when >"Well have fun" >leaves room >Playing Silent Hill 3 >at the end >dad walks in >"Hey son, what you playing?" >Heather regurgitates a fetus >the other girl picks it up and shoves in his mouth >"I WILL BIRTH THE GOD"

>she stops me, wants to roleplay >blindfolds me, we're playing doctor >kinky but okay >feel pressure around my ass >pull off blindfold 00 Anonymous (ID: zuq0 ITT: Weird sex experiences >be 22 >start dating blonde. 7/10 >shes quirky but fun > dat ass >second date >go to her place >shewantstheD.jpeg >go down on her >things are going well >crazy bitch is shoving 3-4 plastic horses into my a------ >she says my condition is "stable"

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Anonymous Tonowari.jpg 46 KB JPG 01/12/23(Thu)13:27:41 No.179130945 >Teach them our ways so they do not suffer the shame of being useless. No wonder reddit and leftists hate this movie so much, they kow there's shame in being useless and Cameron called them out. : Anonymous >pro family >pro nature >pro/fit/ >anti opression >anti greed >anti leeches Based Cameron 01/12/23(Thu)13:33:33 No.179131133 >>179131626 # >>179131746 # >>179135775 #

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> On the train to London > Really need to fart > Starting to hurt a bit > Starting to hurt a lot > Train shakes a little, want get up to go to the bathroom before I f------ burst > Don't get the chance, my sphincter can no longer take the strain > Manage to discreetly edge my buttcheeks apart, comes out slowly but silently > Pass gas for a Solid 60 seconds > Oh no > Oh god the f------ smell > People are looking at each other > It's really f------ bad. > enemyspotted.jpeg > A foreign smell impacts my nostrils > The dude opposite me is staring me right in the eyes > He f------ knows, and ripped one of his own > It's f------ on > Spread the cheeks a little wider, much as I dare > Push > Clearly and loudly s--- myself staring into the eyes of a complete stranger.

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Anon plays guitar | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 76 KB PNG 01/13/23(Fri)04:39:25 No.892528302 >be me >literally like 14 seconds ago >jerking off >reach orgasm and nut >nut flies across the room and f------ strums my guitar I am a f------ master

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Anon has a conversation with his classmates | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous How uncircumcised dudes eat their cereal 437 KB JPG 01/14/23(Sat)01:35:19 No.892561396 >be me >high school student (I'm 18 you t----- jannies) >classmates are talking about how they should "bring back bullying" >8/10 gril asks my opinions on the topic >decide to share my input >"Bringing back bullying is a horrible idea. school shootings are already fairly common, we don't need more of them" >I show them that picture of adam lanza. the one where hes holding the guns standing in his house >"look at this ugly ass guy, he definitely got bullied for his looks. probably why he did it" >tell them about another shooting in which the perpetrator was a victim of severe bullying as more proof >they all go silent and just stare at me for a bit >"f--- off you virtue signalling school shooter victim blaming p------------" >"Bullying means less school shootings because then they'd kill themselves instead of shooting up the school" >mfw Ahh Geez, I wonder why mass shooters do it. When a kid gets bullied into suicide everyone has sympathy for him and hates the bullies. But when a kid gets bullied so much that he shoots up the school and kills his bullies, he is a p------------ and the bullies are considered "victims". funny how that works I beat the s--- out of anyone that I see is bullying. don't want a school shooting to happen? then beat the s--- out of bullies. if heroin was legal elliot rodger would not have killed those women. heroin feels better than sex >pic unrelated 9 Replies / 1 Image View Thread

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LES WISDOR 1652456198828.png 587 KB PNG >"Anon, I need your help" >"sure, mom" >*quits ranked match*

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Anon should get together with her and also start going to the gym with her. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 58 KB JPG 12/29/21 (Wed)22:40:06 No.66770723 >have female friend for years >never attracted to her, she's ugly and fat but nice >suddenly feel romantic attraction to her >want to marry and f--- her where the f--- did this come from? It was practically overnight. 12/29/21 (Wed)22:42:10 No.66770748 : Anonymous >>66770723 (OP) # You got desperate

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: Anonymous >Turtle chomp >Chomp on leaf >Turtle chomp >But have no teeth *Chomp, chomp, chomp* Hahaha. :) 01/13/22(Thu)10:01:12 No.66969223 turtle chomp.jpg 35 KB JPG

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Anon's bloodline is doomed | /r/Greentext

Anonymous >be me >chillin in my room >mom comes in, tells me my sister is gay >kinda figured she was before, haircut, had a couple rainbow flags, thought she was bi tho >now realised my entire family's bloodline relies on me now >me >mfw just f--- my life man, all i feel is limitless guilt doom and despair 14 KB PNG 01/23/21(Sat)17:22:54 No.61999933 I don't even care that she's gay, i support her, but this realisation has just made me feel 1000x worse about it 9 Replies View Thread

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Anon will wake up one day and adhere to such a discipline that he has never displayed even once in his life | /r/Greentext

nonymous 17 KB JPG 11/21/22(Mon)22:10:15 No.710752 >I'll do it tomorrow >I'll magically develop the discipline, commitment, drive and goals that I've lacked for my entire life when I wake up tomorrow >Things will get better then

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: Anonymous A curse upon my anoose 160 KB JPG 11/17/22(Thu)14:21:54 No.71020058 >have a pair of jeans like picrel >wore them twice after i bought them >first time i was driving to work >fart >feel ass all greasy and moist >turns out i s--- myself >go home and switch pants, no witnesses >second time im at a bar ,mildly drunk >go to bathroom stall to piss >fart, s--- myself >quickly leave bar and ditch friends,think no one noticed >yesterday i was moving stuff to new apartment >i just spilled coffee on my pants >open drawer, the only pair of jeans left is the ones i s--- myself in TWICE I have a job interview in 30 mins and this is the only pair of pants i have to wear. Already feeling my guts churn and stomach hurting Im going to s--- myself today, arent l?

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Anon likes MASH | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 01/13/23(Fri)13:31:14 No.179155419 >>179155284 I have fond memories of this despite being younger > Come down stairs one night at age 9/10 at like 2am > Hear the TV on in the lounge > My Dad is watching MASH, Can't remember the episode but Trapper and Hawkeye were stealing blood from Frank whilst he slept > See Hawkeye in a hawaiian shirt and cowboy hat > Episode finishes, expect Dad to shuffle me off to bed > He asks me if I want to watch another > Spend the next few hours watching MASH until the sun comes up > The next day when having tea he brings me a glass of water in a martini glass and calls me Hawkeye Thanks OP for reminding me of this memory

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NPC Encounter >at work >door opens >woman pokes only her head in and shouts "HELLOOOO?" across the entire store >sales guy walks all the way to the front door >"Hello, welcome to Anon Store." >"is this Anon Store?" >"...yes." >"and this is THE store, where we would buy things from Anon Store?" >"Uh, yeah." >"Do you have XYZ Product?" >"We do, right here." >follows sales guy to the shelf >doesn't even look at the options >"Awesome." >customer turns and wanders out the door without saying another word >gets in car and leaves >never comes back ???

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