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>chatting with friends on discord (i own the server) >me and another guy gets into an argument about whether pumpkins are fruits or not >"are you retarded? pumpkins are fruits. google it." 24 KB JPG >streams my screen >opens google >as soon as i click on the search bar my search history pops up (i have a foot fetish) >i forgot to delete my history after last nights session >everyone starts laughing >delete the server mfw i accidentally destroyed all contact with my friends out of embarrassment
>chatting with friends on discord (i own the server) >me and another guy gets into an argument about whether pumpkins are fruits or not >"are you retarded? pumpkins are fruits. google it." 24 KB JPG >streams my screen >opens google >as soon as i click on the search bar my search history pops up (i have a foot fetish) >i forgot to delete my history after last nights session >everyone starts laughing >delete the server mfw i accidentally destroyed all contact with my friends out of embarrassment

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Anon is a female. | /r/Greentext

File: image_2021-09-13_114911.png (133 KB, 317x321) O Anonymous 09/13/21(Mon)11:49:19 No.863006584 >be me >female on 4chan >dont exist because all women are lies by the government
File: image_2021-09-13_114911.png (133 KB, 317x321) O Anonymous 09/13/21(Mon)11:49:19 No.863006584 >be me >female on 4chan >dont exist because all women are lies by the government

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Anon helps raise his troops moral | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/02/21(Mon)12:52:04 No.860168561 >be me >9yo >shopping at Toys R Us >pick out some Barbie dolls >go to checkout >clerk smiles and asks "oh, are you shopping for your sister or cousin?" 186 KB PNG >"nope, for me" >"aren't those toys a little girly for you?" >"I need some w----- for my GI Joes"
: Anonymous 08/02/21(Mon)12:52:04 No.860168561 >be me >9yo >shopping at Toys R Us >pick out some Barbie dolls >go to checkout >clerk smiles and asks "oh, are you shopping for your sister or cousin?" 186 KB PNG >"nope, for me" >"aren't those toys a little girly for you?" >"I need some w----- for my GI Joes"

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Anon Misses 2013 | /r/Greentext

18:53 Board /adv/ - Advice Settings Mobile Home : Anonymous 09/12/21(Sun)20:26:02 No.24908147 Why did things change so much in just a few short years? I really struggle to cope with this. Does anyone else feel like the world is incomparably different in 2021 to how it was even in just 2015 or 2016? I'm not talking just corona but a whole bunch of things. 47 KB JPG >world feels darker, angrier, less friendly >people freak out at each other more >people can't tolerate differences in opinion anymore >political extremism and polarisation on both sides >internet censorship and cancel culture became popular >popular culture really declined. like the last truly great albums, movies and vidya i can remember is from 2017 at the latest >the world became more unstable and crazy things happened. this started in 2014ish with ISIS and the resurgence of terrorism but got way way worse post-2016 >people are doing things less IRL and more online. corona just made this worse and no one wants to go back to the old ways it seems >everyone is apparently suicidal and depressed now. even normies openly make jokes about wanting to kill themselves and everyone agrees >no one seems to have any hope for the future, everyone's pessimistic about the 2020s, and many think humanity won't even survive to the 2030s Like seriously how did all this happen? I really don't like it. I just wish we could reset the clock and go back to how things were in the early 2010s. 2011-2015 felt like a really chill time where people were optimistic following the end of the great recession and people made fun of the extremists on both sides. Now, it's like all we have left are the extremists, and young zoomers are growing up in this culture and being molded by it which is scary to think. How do I cope? I wish I could just go back to like 2013. I don't like Current Year. 102 Replies / 20 Images View Thread : Anonymous 09/13/21(Mon)18:47:10 No.24913613 II く
18:53 Board /adv/ - Advice Settings Mobile Home : Anonymous 09/12/21(Sun)20:26:02 No.24908147 Why did things change so much in just a few short years? I really struggle to cope with this. Does anyone else feel like the world is incomparably different in 2021 to how it was even in just 2015 or 2016? I'm not talking just corona but a whole bunch of things. 47 KB JPG >world feels darker, angrier, less friendly >people freak out at each other more >people can't tolerate differences in opinion anymore >political extremism and polarisation on both sides >internet censorship and cancel culture became popular >popular culture really declined. like the last truly great albums, movies and vidya i can remember is from 2017 at the latest >the world became more unstable and crazy things happened. this started in 2014ish with ISIS and the resurgence of terrorism but got way way worse post-2016 >people are doing things less IRL and more online. corona just made this worse and no one wants to go back to the old ways it seems >everyone is apparently suicidal and depressed now. even normies openly make jokes about wanting to kill themselves and everyone agrees >no one seems to have any hope for the future, everyone's pessimistic about the 2020s, and many think humanity won't even survive to the 2030s Like seriously how did all this happen? I really don't like it. I just wish we could reset the clock and go back to how things were in the early 2010s. 2011-2015 felt like a really chill time where people were optimistic following the end of the great recession and people made fun of the extremists on both sides. Now, it's like all we have left are the extremists, and young zoomers are growing up in this culture and being molded by it which is scary to think. How do I cope? I wish I could just go back to like 2013. I don't like Current Year. 102 Replies / 20 Images View Thread : Anonymous 09/13/21(Mon)18:47:10 No.24913613 II く

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Full court press | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Have you ever done something t(...) 09/13/21(Mon)18:40:26 No.65369206 I'll start: >be me >20 >doing my engineering degree >incel loser, khv, autistic (tested), no friends, no social life, never been invited to student parties >only people I sometimes talk to are a group of 30 KB JPG stoners and other losers >one time they invite me to hang out with them >agree because I'm happy Im finally invited to somewhere, and don't have to spend the evening pretending l'm enjoying video games or playing with friends so parents don't bother me >it's just 5 guys and me and a girl one brought as a date that looks like she's still going to high school >think it's weird but don't have the social knowledge to actually judge them so I keep my mouth shut >they all start behaving weird and agitated, but I don't have the social knowledge to judge the situation so just think it's because a girl joined us >she's drinking with him way too much, having fun >he goes away, next guy comes to her, she's drinking with him way too much, having fun >he goes away, next guy comes to her, she's already wasted.. >suddenly realize what they're trying here >autistic me accidentally got myself into some sort of r--- setup. Worse, they thought I'm one of them. >nervous as f--- cause I don't know what to do now >nervously ask her if she had enough >even I can feel how the room turns cold, they all look at me angry >she says she's feeling dizzy and doesn't feel well >think quickly, offer to drive her home cause I only drank half a beer so far >other guys intervene, tell her to stay, she can sleep on the couch, but she wants to go back home now >drive her home >whole time my body is shaking, can feel my heartbeat from stress. Also afraid of what the other guys are going to do to me >luckily they're also losers so they don't fight. They call me a loser for not helping them, and I lost the last group of people that spoke with me Never been so nervous in my entire life I never met her again. And for a long time, my loneliness made me question my decision. But I hope I did the right thing
: Anonymous Have you ever done something t(...) 09/13/21(Mon)18:40:26 No.65369206 I'll start: >be me >20 >doing my engineering degree >incel loser, khv, autistic (tested), no friends, no social life, never been invited to student parties >only people I sometimes talk to are a group of 30 KB JPG stoners and other losers >one time they invite me to hang out with them >agree because I'm happy Im finally invited to somewhere, and don't have to spend the evening pretending l'm enjoying video games or playing with friends so parents don't bother me >it's just 5 guys and me and a girl one brought as a date that looks like she's still going to high school >think it's weird but don't have the social knowledge to actually judge them so I keep my mouth shut >they all start behaving weird and agitated, but I don't have the social knowledge to judge the situation so just think it's because a girl joined us >she's drinking with him way too much, having fun >he goes away, next guy comes to her, she's drinking with him way too much, having fun >he goes away, next guy comes to her, she's already wasted.. >suddenly realize what they're trying here >autistic me accidentally got myself into some sort of r--- setup. Worse, they thought I'm one of them. >nervous as f--- cause I don't know what to do now >nervously ask her if she had enough >even I can feel how the room turns cold, they all look at me angry >she says she's feeling dizzy and doesn't feel well >think quickly, offer to drive her home cause I only drank half a beer so far >other guys intervene, tell her to stay, she can sleep on the couch, but she wants to go back home now >drive her home >whole time my body is shaking, can feel my heartbeat from stress. Also afraid of what the other guys are going to do to me >luckily they're also losers so they don't fight. They call me a loser for not helping them, and I lost the last group of people that spoke with me Never been so nervous in my entire life I never met her again. And for a long time, my loneliness made me question my decision. But I hope I did the right thing

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Anon plays Skyrim | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous08/25/18(Sat)10:25:32 No.778156927 >be me >bored and wanna hang out with some friends >need to have some fun so buy a few sativa edibles >eat a brownie while 53 KB JPG walking to my friends house >get there and still don't feel anything >eat 2 more >spend the next 6 hours walking around his house leading him on a Skyrim adventure >I s--- u not i was acting out different roles of characters and stuff >best day ever >thanks sativa edibles
: Anonymous08/25/18(Sat)10:25:32 No.778156927 >be me >bored and wanna hang out with some friends >need to have some fun so buy a few sativa edibles >eat a brownie while 53 KB JPG walking to my friends house >get there and still don't feel anything >eat 2 more >spend the next 6 hours walking around his house leading him on a Skyrim adventure >I s--- u not i was acting out different roles of characters and stuff >best day ever >thanks sativa edibles

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Tex Avery Lied | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/12/21(Sun)21:56:32 No.65360492 >women don't actually get hearts in their eyes when they see cocks 87 KB JPG
: Anonymous 09/12/21(Sun)21:56:32 No.65360492 >women don't actually get hearts in their eyes when they see cocks 87 KB JPG

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Anon looks in a mirror. | /r/Greentext

File: image_2021-09-13_114014.png (184 KB, 512x468) O Anonymous 09/13/21(Mon)11:40:38 No.863006128 >look in a mirror >see a reflection >yep >thats how mirrors work
File: image_2021-09-13_114014.png (184 KB, 512x468) O Anonymous 09/13/21(Mon)11:40:38 No.863006128 >look in a mirror >see a reflection >yep >thats how mirrors work

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The Jokes Were on a Break | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/13/21(Mon)00:14:42 No.862985831 >everyone talks about how Friends is such a great show to binge >decide to watch >waiting for funny part >watched 2 seasons so far and still waiting 10 KB JPG
: Anonymous 09/13/21(Mon)00:14:42 No.862985831 >everyone talks about how Friends is such a great show to binge >decide to watch >waiting for funny part >watched 2 seasons so far and still waiting 10 KB JPG

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It’s Not There Sheeple! | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/12/21(Sun)23:26:16 No.862983800 WAKE THE F--- UP CANADA >The Rocky Mountains and the Appalachian Mountains are the same mountains. MEXICO >The Midwest was created by Ronald Regan to make the United States more 316 KB JPG intimating to the USSR. IT'S NOT REAL
: Anonymous 09/12/21(Sun)23:26:16 No.862983800 WAKE THE F--- UP CANADA >The Rocky Mountains and the Appalachian Mountains are the same mountains. MEXICO >The Midwest was created by Ronald Regan to make the United States more 316 KB JPG intimating to the USSR. IT'S NOT REAL

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Anon is gifted | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Feels You Will Never Know 09/13/21(Mon)19:02:27 No.65365296 >Bought a pack of condoms from Target >They were too small when I tried them on >Had to go back and buy the Large size box instead 58 KB JPG The joy from seeing the look on the qt cashier's face and how she turned red cannot be described in words
: Anonymous Feels You Will Never Know 09/13/21(Mon)19:02:27 No.65365296 >Bought a pack of condoms from Target >They were too small when I tried them on >Had to go back and buy the Large size box instead 58 KB JPG The joy from seeing the look on the qt cashier's face and how she turned red cannot be described in words

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Anon is down bad | /r/Greentext

51m (9/13 8:36) · 862972927 6 Re 1 Img JPG 44KB (593 × 593) 1 Reply >it's been months since she ghosted me >no explanation just things just kinda ended >whenever I get really high or just randomly throughout the day l'll think about her >ruminate for hours over what I did wrong when will I forget her •..
51m (9/13 8:36) · 862972927 6 Re 1 Img JPG 44KB (593 × 593) 1 Reply >it's been months since she ghosted me >no explanation just things just kinda ended >whenever I get really high or just randomly throughout the day l'll think about her >ruminate for hours over what I did wrong when will I forget her •..

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Anon has a high school crush. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 09/13/21(Mon)12:35:23 No.65361469 >>65361488 >>65361529 >>65361729 >>65362913 >>65362920 >>65362964 >>65362986 >be me >26 years old coomer but still in love with my high school crush >haven't talked to her since then but follow her social media with a fake account to know if she's doing well >literally fantasize about her all the time >find out she got engaged and my heart got shattered into pieces >have a family in the sims where we are married and made her fiance so my sim could beat him off just to relieve some anger >she blocked my main accounts a while ago so I can't tell her how I feel before she gets married >she lives a couple of block aways so sometimes I drive in front of her house to hopefully catch a glimpse of her >usually go around the time she leaves work to see her get out of her car >imagine getting out of the car with her, holding her hand, smelling her hair >decide to send her a bouquet of flowers with a love note and signed as her secret admirer >next couple of days she hasn't posted much on social media I hope she's rethinking things. Seriously thinking as coming out as her secret admirer U Anonymous 09/13/21(Mon)12:37:29 No.65361488 >>65361469 (OP) # >coomer There's your problem unironically. Stop cooming and go nofap >I hope she's rethinking things. She isn't, dude. Get a grip on reality >Seriously thinking as coming out as her secret admirer You'd be a total retard if you did
Anonymous 09/13/21(Mon)12:35:23 No.65361469 >>65361488 >>65361529 >>65361729 >>65362913 >>65362920 >>65362964 >>65362986 >be me >26 years old coomer but still in love with my high school crush >haven't talked to her since then but follow her social media with a fake account to know if she's doing well >literally fantasize about her all the time >find out she got engaged and my heart got shattered into pieces >have a family in the sims where we are married and made her fiance so my sim could beat him off just to relieve some anger >she blocked my main accounts a while ago so I can't tell her how I feel before she gets married >she lives a couple of block aways so sometimes I drive in front of her house to hopefully catch a glimpse of her >usually go around the time she leaves work to see her get out of her car >imagine getting out of the car with her, holding her hand, smelling her hair >decide to send her a bouquet of flowers with a love note and signed as her secret admirer >next couple of days she hasn't posted much on social media I hope she's rethinking things. Seriously thinking as coming out as her secret admirer U Anonymous 09/13/21(Mon)12:37:29 No.65361488 >>65361469 (OP) # >coomer There's your problem unironically. Stop cooming and go nofap >I hope she's rethinking things. She isn't, dude. Get a grip on reality >Seriously thinking as coming out as her secret admirer You'd be a total retard if you did

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Anon has a crush | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/13/21(Mon)00:46:17 No.65360384 tfw old crush/potential gf moved away to college and became a giga slut >crush i used to talk to moved away to college a few semesters ago >she had strict parents and wanted to get away from them >she used to be very active on social 6 KB JPG media, now she barely posts twice a year >she moved there with her friends who were huge thots in high school >her responses to my texts are clearly dryer now than they were previously >when she does post on social media, it's a thot-like gym selfie >she turned off comments on most of her instagram posts >she also has restricted comments on the remaining posts (post says 40 comments, but if you count them, there's only 20) she's probably getting f-----, huh probably getting humped & dumped ran on a daily basis it doesn't help that she moved to a school that's known for having crazy slutty parties f--- man, i coulda had a relationship with this woman but she decided to go hog wild it's f------ over F--- : Anonymous 09/13/21(Mon)00:48:38 No.65360408 i'm sorry anon. the jews did this to us
: Anonymous 09/13/21(Mon)00:46:17 No.65360384 tfw old crush/potential gf moved away to college and became a giga slut >crush i used to talk to moved away to college a few semesters ago >she had strict parents and wanted to get away from them >she used to be very active on social 6 KB JPG media, now she barely posts twice a year >she moved there with her friends who were huge thots in high school >her responses to my texts are clearly dryer now than they were previously >when she does post on social media, it's a thot-like gym selfie >she turned off comments on most of her instagram posts >she also has restricted comments on the remaining posts (post says 40 comments, but if you count them, there's only 20) she's probably getting f-----, huh probably getting humped & dumped ran on a daily basis it doesn't help that she moved to a school that's known for having crazy slutty parties f--- man, i coulda had a relationship with this woman but she decided to go hog wild it's f------ over F--- : Anonymous 09/13/21(Mon)00:48:38 No.65360408 i'm sorry anon. the jews did this to us

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Anon pranks his friend | /r/Greentext

| Anonymous 09/13/21(Mon)20:35:46 No.65364807 >have commercial pilot friend >going out to a bar together, he's driving >both get in the car, he starts it up >"hey it's pretty cold out tonight, maybe you should grab a jacket" >he goes back inside to get a coat >quickly pair my phone to his car's bluetooth 96 KB JPG >he comes back, starts driving >pull up a YouTube video of the terrain warning alarm >Terrain! Terrain! *whoop whoop* Pull up! Pull up! starts blasting from the car stereo >he instinctively yanks back on the steering wheel >swerves off the road a little, hits someone's trash bin >pulls over, kicks me out of his car, and tells me he's never driving me anywhere again Lol worth it though
| Anonymous 09/13/21(Mon)20:35:46 No.65364807 >have commercial pilot friend >going out to a bar together, he's driving >both get in the car, he starts it up >"hey it's pretty cold out tonight, maybe you should grab a jacket" >he goes back inside to get a coat >quickly pair my phone to his car's bluetooth 96 KB JPG >he comes back, starts driving >pull up a YouTube video of the terrain warning alarm >Terrain! Terrain! *whoop whoop* Pull up! Pull up! starts blasting from the car stereo >he instinctively yanks back on the steering wheel >swerves off the road a little, hits someone's trash bin >pulls over, kicks me out of his car, and tells me he's never driving me anywhere again Lol worth it though

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Anon is the coolest cousin ever | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/13/21(Mon)08:38:39 No.863000375 >Be me >Never interact with anyone anymore and when I do it's with my family and it's usually negative >Gets hired to watch young cousins because my moms flat f------ broke and I need to help her get out of debt with a side 11 KB JPG hustle >Never babysat before, worried they are going to the f--- out of me with screaming and annoy fighting against eachother >The day comes >They just want to play dumbass kids games like marco polo and sharks and minnows in the pool >gets praised like a god because l'm older and i'm the cool cousin who lets them eat by the pool and who gives them piggy back rides and throws yeets them into the pool >surprisingly not annoyed by their demands, loves the positive attention and being praised in their eyes >two get into a small fight and i manage to cheer them both up and get them to laugh it off and keep playing >the mom comes back and watches for a bit, we all get out and have some watermelon >she calls me a "good kid" (im 18 btw shes like 40) >mom comes to pick me up, kids are tugging on my leg begging me to stay >goes home with a big stupid smile on my face, haven't felt this great in years >actually considering babysitting or going in to work for daycares now, now that i know i am good with kids >getting praised like that and knowing that I am their cool cousin in their eyes, getting called a good kid... I haven't felt this great in so long. Wholesome moment.
: Anonymous 09/13/21(Mon)08:38:39 No.863000375 >Be me >Never interact with anyone anymore and when I do it's with my family and it's usually negative >Gets hired to watch young cousins because my moms flat f------ broke and I need to help her get out of debt with a side 11 KB JPG hustle >Never babysat before, worried they are going to the f--- out of me with screaming and annoy fighting against eachother >The day comes >They just want to play dumbass kids games like marco polo and sharks and minnows in the pool >gets praised like a god because l'm older and i'm the cool cousin who lets them eat by the pool and who gives them piggy back rides and throws yeets them into the pool >surprisingly not annoyed by their demands, loves the positive attention and being praised in their eyes >two get into a small fight and i manage to cheer them both up and get them to laugh it off and keep playing >the mom comes back and watches for a bit, we all get out and have some watermelon >she calls me a "good kid" (im 18 btw shes like 40) >mom comes to pick me up, kids are tugging on my leg begging me to stay >goes home with a big stupid smile on my face, haven't felt this great in years >actually considering babysitting or going in to work for daycares now, now that i know i am good with kids >getting praised like that and knowing that I am their cool cousin in their eyes, getting called a good kid... I haven't felt this great in so long. Wholesome moment.

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Anon forgets his tissue | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/13/21(Mon)20:12:52 No.65364593 >be me >j------- in my room >it's late so i don't dispose of the tissue >idea.jpeg >leave tissue under my bed, to throw it away the next day 893 KB PNG >wake up >leave house >return after school >tissue is gone they know now, i've reached a new stage of retardness.
: Anonymous 09/13/21(Mon)20:12:52 No.65364593 >be me >j------- in my room >it's late so i don't dispose of the tissue >idea.jpeg >leave tissue under my bed, to throw it away the next day 893 KB PNG >wake up >leave house >return after school >tissue is gone they know now, i've reached a new stage of retardness.

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Anon betters himself. | /r/Greentext

U Anonymous 09/13/21(Mon)13:28:13 No.65361816 [Reply] >>65362315 >>65363465 >>65363514 >excersiesd for 18 months >got a haircut that fit me >got new shoes >practiced talking to people and going on dates >l am still invisible to women and exactly 0 (zero) have allowed me to touch them I never should've risen from my gamer chair in the first place. All for nothing lol + 1 reply omitted. Click here to view.
U Anonymous 09/13/21(Mon)13:28:13 No.65361816 [Reply] >>65362315 >>65363465 >>65363514 >excersiesd for 18 months >got a haircut that fit me >got new shoes >practiced talking to people and going on dates >l am still invisible to women and exactly 0 (zero) have allowed me to touch them I never should've risen from my gamer chair in the first place. All for nothing lol + 1 reply omitted. Click here to view.

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Anon discovers FDS | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/13/21(Mon)08:40:46 No.862996018 moe o >going through reddit cuz bored >see a reply to my comment >mentions r/FemaleDatingStrategy >curious The >see one the trending posts >"men continue to stay in power because the average woman doesnt know how 227 KB JPG men think" >reading it >wtfisthisshit.jpg >see one of the replies, pic related >huh??????? >day ruined what the f--- is this s--- anons? surely they must be joking or this must be radfem satire right???
: Anonymous 09/13/21(Mon)08:40:46 No.862996018 moe o >going through reddit cuz bored >see a reply to my comment >mentions r/FemaleDatingStrategy >curious The >see one the trending posts >"men continue to stay in power because the average woman doesnt know how 227 KB JPG men think" >reading it >wtfisthisshit.jpg >see one of the replies, pic related >huh??????? >day ruined what the f--- is this s--- anons? surely they must be joking or this must be radfem satire right???

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mamma mia here we go again | /r/Greentext

>be me, 11 >italian >my father teaches me how to make pizza >he says than the yeast makes pizza's mass double in size >distract him >pick some yeast >go to bathroom >slap the yeast on my spaghetti >wait 2 hours 39 KB JPG >didn't worked >mfw
>be me, 11 >italian >my father teaches me how to make pizza >he says than the yeast makes pizza's mass double in size >distract him >pick some yeast >go to bathroom >slap the yeast on my spaghetti >wait 2 hours 39 KB JPG >didn't worked >mfw

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