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Board /r9k/- ROBOT9001 7 KB JPG >Be me >Live next to old neighbors >Old neighbors both die within a span of about 5 years, both of old age. >ff a few weeks ▼ Settings Mobile Home ||| >New neighbors move in next door >A husband, wife and a small child. >Getting along pretty well >About a month goes by >One night they come and knock on my door in the middle of the night >I ask why they're here? >They ask if they can stay the night, say that they've been seeing s--- and explain that the house might be haunted. >Say they can't sleep as it's gotten so bad >I let them stay, though i'm skeptical >This goes happens on and off for about two weeks but they look terrified so I am under the impression that they are 100% genuine >One night though it gets to the point where i've had enough >I offer to see if it's just a gas leak >They agree and give me the keys >I go in at about 1:00AM >I see them.jpg >It's the old couple >Notheavingitanymore.png >Pull down my pants and start beating my meat >Aim my d--- at my mouth so the c-- will shoot in my mouth when I nut >Moan s--- like "OHHHHHH YEAH DADDY!" and "IM GONNA CUUUUUUUUUM" >Ghosts have a heart attack out of shock >Tell family it's over >Ghosts never return That my friends is how you unhaunt a house O
Board /r9k/- ROBOT9001 7 KB JPG >Be me >Live next to old neighbors >Old neighbors both die within a span of about 5 years, both of old age. >ff a few weeks ▼ Settings Mobile Home ||| >New neighbors move in next door >A husband, wife and a small child. >Getting along pretty well >About a month goes by >One night they come and knock on my door in the middle of the night >I ask why they're here? >They ask if they can stay the night, say that they've been seeing s--- and explain that the house might be haunted. >Say they can't sleep as it's gotten so bad >I let them stay, though i'm skeptical >This goes happens on and off for about two weeks but they look terrified so I am under the impression that they are 100% genuine >One night though it gets to the point where i've had enough >I offer to see if it's just a gas leak >They agree and give me the keys >I go in at about 1:00AM >I see them.jpg >It's the old couple >Notheavingitanymore.png >Pull down my pants and start beating my meat >Aim my d--- at my mouth so the c-- will shoot in my mouth when I nut >Moan s--- like "OHHHHHH YEAH DADDY!" and "IM GONNA CUUUUUUUUUM" >Ghosts have a heart attack out of shock >Tell family it's over >Ghosts never return That my friends is how you unhaunt a house O

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America vs Europe | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous # >>598740946 compared to anyone America: >financial capital of the world >best food in the world >most powerful country on Earth >saved the world twice >the smartest and most attractive people from every other country decide to live here instead 05/12/22(Thu)21:17:51 No.598741725 Europe: >some stinky old buildings >le napoleon (literally) >stupid languages, everybody has to learn english to actually communicate anyway >"we stored this cheese in a cave and injected it with mold until it started to smell like rotten feet, Americans will never have haute cuisine like this" >healthcare so s--- they literally give it away for free >>598742287 # >>598742409 # >>598742775 # Anonymous 05/12/22(Thu)21:21:04 No.598742031 >>598742774 # : Anonymous 149 KB JPG >>598742606 # 05/12/22(Thu)21:24:01 No.598742287 >>598741725 # the c-------- shop down the street from my house is older than your country and you think you get a seat at the table to talk about history and culture
: Anonymous # >>598740946 compared to anyone America: >financial capital of the world >best food in the world >most powerful country on Earth >saved the world twice >the smartest and most attractive people from every other country decide to live here instead 05/12/22(Thu)21:17:51 No.598741725 Europe: >some stinky old buildings >le napoleon (literally) >stupid languages, everybody has to learn english to actually communicate anyway >"we stored this cheese in a cave and injected it with mold until it started to smell like rotten feet, Americans will never have haute cuisine like this" >healthcare so s--- they literally give it away for free >>598742287 # >>598742409 # >>598742775 # Anonymous 05/12/22(Thu)21:21:04 No.598742031 >>598742774 # : Anonymous 149 KB JPG >>598742606 # 05/12/22(Thu)21:24:01 No.598742287 >>598741725 # the c-------- shop down the street from my house is older than your country and you think you get a seat at the table to talk about history and culture

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Anon is alone(r) | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 15 KB JPG 05/26/23(Fri)08:09:11 No.89979678 >3rd year in a row of using all my vacation days to just go visit home Seriously am I just supposed to go on trips alone? I have the money to take trips somewhere, but literally can't convince myself to book flight or vaction somewhere by myself Moral of the story: please make close friends before graduating college
: Anonymous 15 KB JPG 05/26/23(Fri)08:09:11 No.89979678 >3rd year in a row of using all my vacation days to just go visit home Seriously am I just supposed to go on trips alone? I have the money to take trips somewhere, but literally can't convince myself to book flight or vaction somewhere by myself Moral of the story: please make close friends before graduating college

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Anon seeking relationship | /r/Greentext

>Be a male seeking relationship >Women I meet at work are all in relationships >Women dont go to meetup groups >Women dont respond to apps >Women aren't at the regular bars >Women dont want me approaching at gay bars >Women dont want me approaching on street >Women dont want me approaching at gym >Women dont want me approaching at Arbys F--- do I f------ do?
>Be a male seeking relationship >Women I meet at work are all in relationships >Women dont go to meetup groups >Women dont respond to apps >Women aren't at the regular bars >Women dont want me approaching at gay bars >Women dont want me approaching on street >Women dont want me approaching at gym >Women dont want me approaching at Arbys F--- do I f------ do?

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Nooo anon don't abbreviate cyberpunk | /r/Greentext

E Anonymous 05/24/23 (Wed)06:31:49 No.638157453 Суветерник EGS_Cyberpunk2077_CDPROJEKTRED_S1_03_2560x1440- 359e77d3cd0a40aebf3bbc130d14c5c7.jpg 696 KB JPG I'm downloading CP right now, what am I in for? 42 KB JPG : Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)06:32:35 No.638157485 >>638157453 (OP) #
E Anonymous 05/24/23 (Wed)06:31:49 No.638157453 Суветерник EGS_Cyberpunk2077_CDPROJEKTRED_S1_03_2560x1440- 359e77d3cd0a40aebf3bbc130d14c5c7.jpg 696 KB JPG I'm downloading CP right now, what am I in for? 42 KB JPG : Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)06:32:35 No.638157485 >>638157453 (OP) #

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Anon sends a D pics | /r/Greentext

>Meet a girl at a bar, she's chubby but a 6.5/10 regardless and I'm not picky >we synergize pretty well, go on a date >it goes alright, she's a bit loud and I felt she might of slept around in her time but we have a spark >afterwards she wants d--- picks >little afraid because I'm only 5 inches but f--- it >get my p----- out and send her the pic >spends a good 20 minutes roasting, insulting, and mocking me >I tell her that my illness is involuntary, while hers isn't (referring to her weight) >She immediately tells me what a s----- misogynistic person I am and ghosts me Why are modern women so self entitled?
>Meet a girl at a bar, she's chubby but a 6.5/10 regardless and I'm not picky >we synergize pretty well, go on a date >it goes alright, she's a bit loud and I felt she might of slept around in her time but we have a spark >afterwards she wants d--- picks >little afraid because I'm only 5 inches but f--- it >get my p----- out and send her the pic >spends a good 20 minutes roasting, insulting, and mocking me >I tell her that my illness is involuntary, while hers isn't (referring to her weight) >She immediately tells me what a s----- misogynistic person I am and ghosts me Why are modern women so self entitled?

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Anon ventures into the darkness | /r/Greentext

1 reply #1, No. 73455700 5/26/23 5:35:02 AM maximus JPG 500x500 72.8 kB have you ever gone so far into the darkness? so far that...that...uhh........ AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAНННННННН ННННН!!!!!! #2, No. 73455760 5/26/23 5:46:18 AM u33wc2f6ути31[1] JPG 619x436 41.2 kB Have you ever ventured so deep into the darkness that you UH AAAAAAAAААННННННННННННН НННННННННННННННННННННН НННННННННННННННННННННН НННННН!!.............. #3, No. 73455802 5/26/23 5:51:14 AM 1619489914399 JPG 500x493 41.3 kB THE DARKNESS ............... OH THE DARKNESS I TELL YOU IVE BEEN THERE it was..... How do i explain it??.... Te...te.---terrifying.....!!uugghhh please.... dont make me think about....ab.... NO NOT AGAIN AAAAAAAAAАННННННННН!!!!!! IIIII
1 reply #1, No. 73455700 5/26/23 5:35:02 AM maximus JPG 500x500 72.8 kB have you ever gone so far into the darkness? so far that...that...uhh........ AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAНННННННН ННННН!!!!!! #2, No. 73455760 5/26/23 5:46:18 AM u33wc2f6ути31[1] JPG 619x436 41.2 kB Have you ever ventured so deep into the darkness that you UH AAAAAAAAААННННННННННННН НННННННННННННННННННННН НННННННННННННННННННННН НННННН!!.............. #3, No. 73455802 5/26/23 5:51:14 AM 1619489914399 JPG 500x493 41.3 kB THE DARKNESS ............... OH THE DARKNESS I TELL YOU IVE BEEN THERE it was..... How do i explain it??.... Te...te.---terrifying.....!!uugghhh please.... dont make me think about....ab.... NO NOT AGAIN AAAAAAAAAАННННННННН!!!!!! IIIII

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Anon has a special name | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Worst Name of All Time 1 9 KB JPG 05/26/23(Fri)09:52:16 No.73456342 >be me >one chance at life >parents named me f------ Quank is it over, anons? : Anonymous >>73456342 (OP) # Hehehe. If you front with a t----- they get to wank with quank hehehehe >>73456395 # >>73456407 # 05/26/23(Fri)09:56:41 No.73456380 : Anonymous >>73456342 (OP) # just give yourself a new name, anon. 05/26/23(Fri)09:56:55 No.73456382
: Anonymous Worst Name of All Time 1 9 KB JPG 05/26/23(Fri)09:52:16 No.73456342 >be me >one chance at life >parents named me f------ Quank is it over, anons? : Anonymous >>73456342 (OP) # Hehehe. If you front with a t----- they get to wank with quank hehehehe >>73456395 # >>73456407 # 05/26/23(Fri)09:56:41 No.73456380 : Anonymous >>73456342 (OP) # just give yourself a new name, anon. 05/26/23(Fri)09:56:55 No.73456382

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A psycho stalks Anon's neighborhood | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 04/26/18(Thu)17:44:44 No.45767675 ► >>45767710 >>45767789 >>45767823 File: Screenshot 20180426-154237.png (3.08 MB, 1440x2560) F--- story time of my autism >be me >realize my cardio is s--- so start running at night cause it's getting hot >get kinda bored so I start listening to podcasts >discover c-- town >as I'm running I'm also laughing a good bit cause it's a funny podcast >do this for months >eventually start hearing people in my neighbourhood talk about hearing a guy sprinting down their streets at 2am laughing >talking to my neighbour one time and he tells me he doesn't even go out at night to put his garbage away cause he's freaked out about this >people think a psycho comes out at night looking for people >realize how autistic I am There's very few street lights in my neighbourhood to so the most people ever catch of me is either really quick or really obscure. I also run with my hood up cause it's gone on for too long for people to find out it was me Pic related of of the few street lights
Anonymous 04/26/18(Thu)17:44:44 No.45767675 ► >>45767710 >>45767789 >>45767823 File: Screenshot 20180426-154237.png (3.08 MB, 1440x2560) F--- story time of my autism >be me >realize my cardio is s--- so start running at night cause it's getting hot >get kinda bored so I start listening to podcasts >discover c-- town >as I'm running I'm also laughing a good bit cause it's a funny podcast >do this for months >eventually start hearing people in my neighbourhood talk about hearing a guy sprinting down their streets at 2am laughing >talking to my neighbour one time and he tells me he doesn't even go out at night to put his garbage away cause he's freaked out about this >people think a psycho comes out at night looking for people >realize how autistic I am There's very few street lights in my neighbourhood to so the most people ever catch of me is either really quick or really obscure. I also run with my hood up cause it's gone on for too long for people to find out it was me Pic related of of the few street lights

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Anon meets a QT3.14 | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: K4SSfNk9) 62 KB JPG 05/26/23(Fri)01:03:58 No.428368271 Times you were a total sperg with girls. I'll start >Thicc qt3.14 is into me at school junior year >Obviously is trying to get a piece of me but I'm nervous >Can't even get words out properly but she doesn't care >She invites me for a hike inawoods with friends >I show up but there's only her there >Tells me that they got other plans last minute >"C-c-c-c-coolll." >We begin walking >It's peaceful >Spring smell in the air >We talk about how nice and pleasant it is >Eventually see a park bench and sit down together >We're really close >She says the bench is uncomfortable while scooting her precious ass over to me >Asks if she can sit on my lap >F------ diamonds >Hearts beating, she smells like the best thing ever, feels great just being with her >"Sure." >Holy f--- don't stutter >She places her soft golden ass on my lap >Head is spinning >Freak out and throw her on the ground and start kissing her face all over and grabbing her body >She screams pulls out a pocket knife and stabs me >Knife is stuck in my side >Runs away >I go home and bandage my cut >Never speak to her again >Still have the knife to this day
Anonymous (ID: K4SSfNk9) 62 KB JPG 05/26/23(Fri)01:03:58 No.428368271 Times you were a total sperg with girls. I'll start >Thicc qt3.14 is into me at school junior year >Obviously is trying to get a piece of me but I'm nervous >Can't even get words out properly but she doesn't care >She invites me for a hike inawoods with friends >I show up but there's only her there >Tells me that they got other plans last minute >"C-c-c-c-coolll." >We begin walking >It's peaceful >Spring smell in the air >We talk about how nice and pleasant it is >Eventually see a park bench and sit down together >We're really close >She says the bench is uncomfortable while scooting her precious ass over to me >Asks if she can sit on my lap >F------ diamonds >Hearts beating, she smells like the best thing ever, feels great just being with her >"Sure." >Holy f--- don't stutter >She places her soft golden ass on my lap >Head is spinning >Freak out and throw her on the ground and start kissing her face all over and grabbing her body >She screams pulls out a pocket knife and stabs me >Knife is stuck in my side >Runs away >I go home and bandage my cut >Never speak to her again >Still have the knife to this day

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Anon says Anti-Putin rebels are incels | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Russian Incel Rebels 190 KB JPG 05/26/23(Fri)11:58:40 No.73454783 >be Russian incel >get humiliated by Russian media by portraying minority men more masculine than you >your country women constantly get pumped and dumped by Caucasus and Central Asia Muslim Chads while you cant touch their women >your entire existence is literally so pathetic that everyone hates you >Based Putin encourages Muslim migration and it makes you nervous because your little d--- cant compete >Based Putin calls Islam part of Russia >eventually sperg out and decide to meet with other Russian incels >form right-wing Anti-Putin incel battalion >larp as liberator of Russia and hater of Putin but deep down know that its because of sexual insecurity Holy f--- Russkies are pathetic. As a Lezgin I have absolutely zero respect for them. Good thing their women love us so much that they will keep supporting Russia and help us get rid of their pathetic men. SLAVA PUTINU AND ALLAHU AKBAR
: Anonymous Russian Incel Rebels 190 KB JPG 05/26/23(Fri)11:58:40 No.73454783 >be Russian incel >get humiliated by Russian media by portraying minority men more masculine than you >your country women constantly get pumped and dumped by Caucasus and Central Asia Muslim Chads while you cant touch their women >your entire existence is literally so pathetic that everyone hates you >Based Putin encourages Muslim migration and it makes you nervous because your little d--- cant compete >Based Putin calls Islam part of Russia >eventually sperg out and decide to meet with other Russian incels >form right-wing Anti-Putin incel battalion >larp as liberator of Russia and hater of Putin but deep down know that its because of sexual insecurity Holy f--- Russkies are pathetic. As a Lezgin I have absolutely zero respect for them. Good thing their women love us so much that they will keep supporting Russia and help us get rid of their pathetic men. SLAVA PUTINU AND ALLAHU AKBAR

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Anon has a brother | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: hxJXUS1n 194 KB JPG 05/16/23(Tue)03:27:08 No.17657696 >brother is in a furry telegram chat >he's on his phone all day just texting random furries in our area (it was a group for furries that live in our side of the state) >his phone is constantly blowing up with notifications >literally every 5 seconds theres a telegram notification >i've glanced at his phone once while he wasn't looking at it's all rp messages >one day he starts acting really skittish >he's somehow talking less to our parents and acting even more like a brick wall than he usually is >he buys really expensive lip balm and body spray, and he's also dressing up way nicer than he usually does >he changes his discord pfp to a crude drawing of his fursona with a bisexual flag in the background >mom tracks his phone and he's skipping college classes on a daily basis >he gets infuriated whenever anyone brings up telegram or the strangers he's been talking to what am i going to do if he suddenly brings his fat furfag ebf home? will my fridge be safe? at a loss right now.
: Anonymous (ID: hxJXUS1n 194 KB JPG 05/16/23(Tue)03:27:08 No.17657696 >brother is in a furry telegram chat >he's on his phone all day just texting random furries in our area (it was a group for furries that live in our side of the state) >his phone is constantly blowing up with notifications >literally every 5 seconds theres a telegram notification >i've glanced at his phone once while he wasn't looking at it's all rp messages >one day he starts acting really skittish >he's somehow talking less to our parents and acting even more like a brick wall than he usually is >he buys really expensive lip balm and body spray, and he's also dressing up way nicer than he usually does >he changes his discord pfp to a crude drawing of his fursona with a bisexual flag in the background >mom tracks his phone and he's skipping college classes on a daily basis >he gets infuriated whenever anyone brings up telegram or the strangers he's been talking to what am i going to do if he suddenly brings his fat furfag ebf home? will my fridge be safe? at a loss right now.

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Anon Gets Scammed | /r/Greentext

File: 1677888857882485.jpg (71 KB, 534x503) Everything happens for a reason. Sometimes the reason is you're stupid and make bad decisions. >I say she just took my $40 >Realize it's a f------ scam >I'm outnumbered so I leave O Anonymous 05/26/23(Fri)00:39:13 No.73452901 Have you ever been scammed? I feel dumb losing $40 to a fake h-----. >Be me >Walking at night >Smoking cigs >Woman asks for one >Looks like a h----- >Offers a b------ for $40 >I agree >Pay her >She just walks off >I follow her >She goes back to some group >"The f--- you following her for"
File: 1677888857882485.jpg (71 KB, 534x503) Everything happens for a reason. Sometimes the reason is you're stupid and make bad decisions. >I say she just took my $40 >Realize it's a f------ scam >I'm outnumbered so I leave O Anonymous 05/26/23(Fri)00:39:13 No.73452901 Have you ever been scammed? I feel dumb losing $40 to a fake h-----. >Be me >Walking at night >Smoking cigs >Woman asks for one >Looks like a h----- >Offers a b------ for $40 >I agree >Pay her >She just walks off >I follow her >She goes back to some group >"The f--- you following her for"

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anon cherishes the simple things | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Mint Jam 130 KB JPG 08/04/19(Sun)00:54:50 No.806265574 >be me >discover awesome Japanese jazz fusion band "Casiopea" >love them so much order vinyl record from eBay japan >it arrives in immaculate condition along with two little origami cranes and a pack of tea >little hand written note in English (guy put huge effort into making it look nice) from the seller hoping for the buying experience to be positive and is sealed with real wax seal >make the tea and put the record on in my finished basement >listening to mint jams with origami crane friends >start to cry because nobody will ever love me as much as that random Japanese man >tea is f------ bomb ass delicious- I thought I just didn't like tea before that >sadness becomes warm feeling of gratitude and joy >doomer to bloomer just like that Is this why y'all love weeb s---? That was one of the nicer evenings in my life.
Anonymous Mint Jam 130 KB JPG 08/04/19(Sun)00:54:50 No.806265574 >be me >discover awesome Japanese jazz fusion band "Casiopea" >love them so much order vinyl record from eBay japan >it arrives in immaculate condition along with two little origami cranes and a pack of tea >little hand written note in English (guy put huge effort into making it look nice) from the seller hoping for the buying experience to be positive and is sealed with real wax seal >make the tea and put the record on in my finished basement >listening to mint jams with origami crane friends >start to cry because nobody will ever love me as much as that random Japanese man >tea is f------ bomb ass delicious- I thought I just didn't like tea before that >sadness becomes warm feeling of gratitude and joy >doomer to bloomer just like that Is this why y'all love weeb s---? That was one of the nicer evenings in my life.

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Anon has school project | /r/Greentext

Restricted This webladed by your administ >be me >have to do school project on well- known people >assigned Willie Nelson, country singer >google him >blocked on school computer, keyword "willie" 82 KB PNG >tell teacher about this >assignment changed to different person >mfw it's D--- van D---
Restricted This webladed by your administ >be me >have to do school project on well- known people >assigned Willie Nelson, country singer >google him >blocked on school computer, keyword "willie" 82 KB PNG >tell teacher about this >assignment changed to different person >mfw it's D--- van D---

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Anon is a fakecel | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: cbxhqtro) You will never be a real incel(...) 155 KB PNG 05/25/23(Thu)16:20:59 No.428320669 You have no autism, you have no negative canthal tilt, you have no deep seated emotional resentment. You are a well- adjusted man twisted by irony and memes into a crude mockery of a stone cold virgin. All the "rejection" you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back girls love you. Your parents are proud and happy for you, "Stacies" swoon over your masculine appearance behind closed doors. Women are utterly smitten with you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed women to sniff out chads with incredible efficiency. Even incels who "pass" look strong and charismatic to a woman. Your deep voice and good sense of humor are a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to earn a little online incel clout, you'll get cancelled the second your DMs get leaked and everybody gets a glimpse of the e-girls thirsting over you. You will never be depressed. You wrench out a fake "tfw no gf" every single morning and tell yourself it's going to be miserable, but deep inside you feel the happiness creeping up like a weed, ready to bless you with unshakeable confidence. Eventually it'll be too much to bear - you'll find a girlfriend, marry her, knock her up, and have seven healthy kids together. Your parents will praise you, happy but a little bit sentimental now that their little boy has finally grown up. They'll spoil the kids with candies and toys, and every acquaintance for the rest of your life will know that you're a fakecel. Eventually you will pass on surrounded by your loved ones. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a family that misses you dearly. This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
: Anonymous (ID: cbxhqtro) You will never be a real incel(...) 155 KB PNG 05/25/23(Thu)16:20:59 No.428320669 You have no autism, you have no negative canthal tilt, you have no deep seated emotional resentment. You are a well- adjusted man twisted by irony and memes into a crude mockery of a stone cold virgin. All the "rejection" you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back girls love you. Your parents are proud and happy for you, "Stacies" swoon over your masculine appearance behind closed doors. Women are utterly smitten with you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed women to sniff out chads with incredible efficiency. Even incels who "pass" look strong and charismatic to a woman. Your deep voice and good sense of humor are a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to earn a little online incel clout, you'll get cancelled the second your DMs get leaked and everybody gets a glimpse of the e-girls thirsting over you. You will never be depressed. You wrench out a fake "tfw no gf" every single morning and tell yourself it's going to be miserable, but deep inside you feel the happiness creeping up like a weed, ready to bless you with unshakeable confidence. Eventually it'll be too much to bear - you'll find a girlfriend, marry her, knock her up, and have seven healthy kids together. Your parents will praise you, happy but a little bit sentimental now that their little boy has finally grown up. They'll spoil the kids with candies and toys, and every acquaintance for the rest of your life will know that you're a fakecel. Eventually you will pass on surrounded by your loved ones. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a family that misses you dearly. This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.

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Anon has finally made it. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous | 52353826 1,5 MB JPG >have cute cardiobunny neighbour >she asks me if we can go running together >women running outside have been r---- and killed in our city, so she wants to take me with her for protection >we have been doing this once a week for a year, getting take out food afterwards Have I made it, /fit/? 34 REPLIES 63 IMAGES 21 REPLIES Anonymous | 52353835 leri why haven't you r---- and killed her yet? REPLY leri ...
Anonymous | 52353826 1,5 MB JPG >have cute cardiobunny neighbour >she asks me if we can go running together >women running outside have been r---- and killed in our city, so she wants to take me with her for protection >we have been doing this once a week for a year, getting take out food afterwards Have I made it, /fit/? 34 REPLIES 63 IMAGES 21 REPLIES Anonymous | 52353835 leri why haven't you r---- and killed her yet? REPLY leri ...

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Anonymous [Report] 2015-01-19 14:27:18 Post No.593621158 >23 years old >sick of being virgin >go on dating site, send messages to literally every single girl within 25 miles of me. >at least 500 messages sent >2-3 fat/ugly chicks actually get back to me >pick one out that's closest to me (and not black) >end up going out with her a few times, meet her friends >her friends are actually chill as f--- and I wouldn't mind being a part of their group >spend about a month making out/oral sex >after about 2 months we talk, she feels we're getting serious enough that she wants to have sex >she's a virgin, I lied and said I wasn't >Have super awkward sex, last about 30 seconds before I c-- >leave, never speak to her again. >Looked her up on facebook recently and she's now engaged to a girl hotter than my current girlfriend tl;dr I was a fat lesbian's one bad experience that she probably refers to when talking about how she first knew she was gay Anonymous [Report] 2015-01-19 14:29:01 Post No.593621412 >>593621158 So bad at f------ you literally turned a women gay. Nice.
Anonymous [Report] 2015-01-19 14:27:18 Post No.593621158 >23 years old >sick of being virgin >go on dating site, send messages to literally every single girl within 25 miles of me. >at least 500 messages sent >2-3 fat/ugly chicks actually get back to me >pick one out that's closest to me (and not black) >end up going out with her a few times, meet her friends >her friends are actually chill as f--- and I wouldn't mind being a part of their group >spend about a month making out/oral sex >after about 2 months we talk, she feels we're getting serious enough that she wants to have sex >she's a virgin, I lied and said I wasn't >Have super awkward sex, last about 30 seconds before I c-- >leave, never speak to her again. >Looked her up on facebook recently and she's now engaged to a girl hotter than my current girlfriend tl;dr I was a fat lesbian's one bad experience that she probably refers to when talking about how she first knew she was gay Anonymous [Report] 2015-01-19 14:29:01 Post No.593621412 >>593621158 So bad at f------ you literally turned a women gay. Nice.

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Anonymous 03/26/18(Mon)13:38:54 No.4362112 27 KB JPG My grandpa is a Rwandan genocide denier. I have no idea why. We live in Wales, have no connection to Rwanda and he isn't a conspiracy kind of guy in general. He has never been to Rwanda or met a Rwandan yet in his house he has pages of documents 'proving the hoax', such as a full script for the movie Hotel Rwanda with a bunch of random letters from the words highlighted showing 'the secret messages' from the director. He says that Paul Kagame doesn't exist and that 'every picture of bodies 'is clearly in Burundi' and has huge printouts of aerial photographs of Burundi to prove it. Not sure what he has against Rwanda but if you bring it up to him he calls you a 'Tutsi liar'.
Anonymous 03/26/18(Mon)13:38:54 No.4362112 27 KB JPG My grandpa is a Rwandan genocide denier. I have no idea why. We live in Wales, have no connection to Rwanda and he isn't a conspiracy kind of guy in general. He has never been to Rwanda or met a Rwandan yet in his house he has pages of documents 'proving the hoax', such as a full script for the movie Hotel Rwanda with a bunch of random letters from the words highlighted showing 'the secret messages' from the director. He says that Paul Kagame doesn't exist and that 'every picture of bodies 'is clearly in Burundi' and has huge printouts of aerial photographs of Burundi to prove it. Not sure what he has against Rwanda but if you bring it up to him he calls you a 'Tutsi liar'.

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62KiB, 600x600, vvn14e20sg1z.jpg Anonymous Sun 21 May 2023 15:55:10 No.899635009 Quoted By: >>899635324 >>899635328 >>899635413 >>899636424 >be me >17 >Really f------ love microwaves >Have been getting microwaves from the dumpster since I was 13 >The transformer and magnetron are the best pieces of engineering ever made by the mankind >I hope I can work in the microwave industry >The moment weebs invent fully working waifu robots I will shove a f------ microwave on her head and she will become my microwave waifu Anonymous Sun 21 May 2023 16:02:57 No.899635324 View >>899635009 For me? It's the sparkle and flash from a remaining bit of foil on that £1.29 Sunday roast ready meal Anonymous Sun 21 May 2023 16:03:01 No.899635328 >>899635009 >17 enjoy ur ban u stupid fagit
62KiB, 600x600, vvn14e20sg1z.jpg Anonymous Sun 21 May 2023 15:55:10 No.899635009 Quoted By: >>899635324 >>899635328 >>899635413 >>899636424 >be me >17 >Really f------ love microwaves >Have been getting microwaves from the dumpster since I was 13 >The transformer and magnetron are the best pieces of engineering ever made by the mankind >I hope I can work in the microwave industry >The moment weebs invent fully working waifu robots I will shove a f------ microwave on her head and she will become my microwave waifu Anonymous Sun 21 May 2023 16:02:57 No.899635324 View >>899635009 For me? It's the sparkle and flash from a remaining bit of foil on that £1.29 Sunday roast ready meal Anonymous Sun 21 May 2023 16:03:01 No.899635328 >>899635009 >17 enjoy ur ban u stupid fagit

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