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: Anonymous 15 KB JPG 05/26/23(Fri)08:09:11 No.89979678 >3rd year in a row of using all my vacation days to just go visit home Seriously am I just supposed to go on trips alone? I have the money to take trips somewhere, but literally can't convince myself to book flight or vaction somewhere by myself Moral of the story: please make close friends before graduating college

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HOW IS YOUR NIGHT GOING /v/? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:34 No.39833040 Mine is doing good, I just sat down and cracked open a bear and about to play some TF2. Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:35 No.39833090 You cracked open a bear? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:36 No.39833114 >Cracked open a bear Oh god what OP TF2 IS FOR CASUALS Crro Lack

Anonymous (ID: 31kpyf2g) I f------ hate these people 07/11/21(Sun)21:52:59 No.329597517 1d Amen. As a Democract, I worry about us allowing our cities to become wastelands of homeless drug addicts. I am excited to move out to the suburbs because at least life will be pleasant out there, even if I have to live amongst the Republicans. I want to be able to go for a walk without fear of attack. Do Democrats only care about the rights of antisocial drug addicted transients? I will never vote Republican, but I hate how us Dems don't have the courage to let the ends justify the means. 1625859701519m.jpg 110 KB JPG there is no political solution Anonymous (ID: ricZnDZD) >>329597517 (OP) # 07/11/21(Sun)21:55:23 No.329597743 >I recognize that my party doesn't have my best interests in mind >in fact, I can see that my party favors literal criminals over law abiding citizens >I have to literally pack my s--- up and move because my party ruined my home >I wont ever change the way I vote though Imao Democracy was a mistake >>329599805 # >>329600177 # >>329601081 #

34 KB JPG >Be born in 1949 >Don't have to fight in a war >Be 20 years old in time for the summer of '69 >Pick up some ridiculous 11/10 who's hitchhiking to Woodstock in my Plymouth Roadrunner I bought after working a summer job for a month >She's immediately into me because she's from a small town and I'm the only man in her life who's not her father or brother >Bring her home and marry her >Go to get a job, hired off the street with no experience and get trained >Buy 10 acres of land for less than what I make in a year >rent out my land for decades >retire and sit around house all day looking at my collection of boats and cars I never use Kids today just don't understand hard work and pulling themselves up by their bootstraps

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Anon seeking relationship | /r/Greentext

>Be a male seeking relationship >Women I meet at work are all in relationships >Women dont go to meetup groups >Women dont respond to apps >Women aren't at the regular bars >Women dont want me approaching at gay bars >Women dont want me approaching on street >Women dont want me approaching at gym >Women dont want me approaching at Arbys F--- do I f------ do?

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Nooo anon don't abbreviate cyberpunk | /r/Greentext

E Anonymous 05/24/23 (Wed)06:31:49 No.638157453 Суветерник EGS_Cyberpunk2077_CDPROJEKTRED_S1_03_2560x1440- 359e77d3cd0a40aebf3bbc130d14c5c7.jpg 696 KB JPG I'm downloading CP right now, what am I in for? 42 KB JPG : Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)06:32:35 No.638157485 >>638157453 (OP) #

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Anon sends a D pics | /r/Greentext

>Meet a girl at a bar, she's chubby but a 6.5/10 regardless and I'm not picky >we synergize pretty well, go on a date >it goes alright, she's a bit loud and I felt she might of slept around in her time but we have a spark >afterwards she wants d--- picks >little afraid because I'm only 5 inches but f--- it >get my p----- out and send her the pic >spends a good 20 minutes roasting, insulting, and mocking me >I tell her that my illness is involuntary, while hers isn't (referring to her weight) >She immediately tells me what a s----- misogynistic person I am and ghosts me Why are modern women so self entitled?

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Anon ventures into the darkness | /r/Greentext

1 reply #1, No. 73455700 5/26/23 5:35:02 AM maximus JPG 500x500 72.8 kB have you ever gone so far into the darkness? so far that...that...uhh........ AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAНННННННН ННННН!!!!!! #2, No. 73455760 5/26/23 5:46:18 AM u33wc2f6ути31[1] JPG 619x436 41.2 kB Have you ever ventured so deep into the darkness that you UH AAAAAAAAААННННННННННННН НННННННННННННННННННННН НННННННННННННННННННННН НННННН!!.............. #3, No. 73455802 5/26/23 5:51:14 AM 1619489914399 JPG 500x493 41.3 kB THE DARKNESS ............... OH THE DARKNESS I TELL YOU IVE BEEN THERE it was..... How do i explain it??.... Te...te.---terrifying.....!!uugghhh please.... dont make me think about....ab.... NO NOT AGAIN AAAAAAAAAАННННННННН!!!!!! IIIII

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Anon has a special name | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Worst Name of All Time 1 9 KB JPG 05/26/23(Fri)09:52:16 No.73456342 >be me >one chance at life >parents named me f------ Quank is it over, anons? : Anonymous >>73456342 (OP) # Hehehe. If you front with a t----- they get to wank with quank hehehehe >>73456395 # >>73456407 # 05/26/23(Fri)09:56:41 No.73456380 : Anonymous >>73456342 (OP) # just give yourself a new name, anon. 05/26/23(Fri)09:56:55 No.73456382

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A psycho stalks Anon's neighborhood | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 04/26/18(Thu)17:44:44 No.45767675 ► >>45767710 >>45767789 >>45767823 File: Screenshot 20180426-154237.png (3.08 MB, 1440x2560) F--- story time of my autism >be me >realize my cardio is s--- so start running at night cause it's getting hot >get kinda bored so I start listening to podcasts >discover c-- town >as I'm running I'm also laughing a good bit cause it's a funny podcast >do this for months >eventually start hearing people in my neighbourhood talk about hearing a guy sprinting down their streets at 2am laughing >talking to my neighbour one time and he tells me he doesn't even go out at night to put his garbage away cause he's freaked out about this >people think a psycho comes out at night looking for people >realize how autistic I am There's very few street lights in my neighbourhood to so the most people ever catch of me is either really quick or really obscure. I also run with my hood up cause it's gone on for too long for people to find out it was me Pic related of of the few street lights

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Anon meets a QT3.14 | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: K4SSfNk9) 62 KB JPG 05/26/23(Fri)01:03:58 No.428368271 Times you were a total sperg with girls. I'll start >Thicc qt3.14 is into me at school junior year >Obviously is trying to get a piece of me but I'm nervous >Can't even get words out properly but she doesn't care >She invites me for a hike inawoods with friends >I show up but there's only her there >Tells me that they got other plans last minute >"C-c-c-c-coolll." >We begin walking >It's peaceful >Spring smell in the air >We talk about how nice and pleasant it is >Eventually see a park bench and sit down together >We're really close >She says the bench is uncomfortable while scooting her precious ass over to me >Asks if she can sit on my lap >F------ diamonds >Hearts beating, she smells like the best thing ever, feels great just being with her >"Sure." >Holy f--- don't stutter >She places her soft golden ass on my lap >Head is spinning >Freak out and throw her on the ground and start kissing her face all over and grabbing her body >She screams pulls out a pocket knife and stabs me >Knife is stuck in my side >Runs away >I go home and bandage my cut >Never speak to her again >Still have the knife to this day

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Anon says Anti-Putin rebels are incels | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Russian Incel Rebels 190 KB JPG 05/26/23(Fri)11:58:40 No.73454783 >be Russian incel >get humiliated by Russian media by portraying minority men more masculine than you >your country women constantly get pumped and dumped by Caucasus and Central Asia Muslim Chads while you cant touch their women >your entire existence is literally so pathetic that everyone hates you >Based Putin encourages Muslim migration and it makes you nervous because your little d--- cant compete >Based Putin calls Islam part of Russia >eventually sperg out and decide to meet with other Russian incels >form right-wing Anti-Putin incel battalion >larp as liberator of Russia and hater of Putin but deep down know that its because of sexual insecurity Holy f--- Russkies are pathetic. As a Lezgin I have absolutely zero respect for them. Good thing their women love us so much that they will keep supporting Russia and help us get rid of their pathetic men. SLAVA PUTINU AND ALLAHU AKBAR

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Anon has a brother | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: hxJXUS1n 194 KB JPG 05/16/23(Tue)03:27:08 No.17657696 >brother is in a furry telegram chat >he's on his phone all day just texting random furries in our area (it was a group for furries that live in our side of the state) >his phone is constantly blowing up with notifications >literally every 5 seconds theres a telegram notification >i've glanced at his phone once while he wasn't looking at it's all rp messages >one day he starts acting really skittish >he's somehow talking less to our parents and acting even more like a brick wall than he usually is >he buys really expensive lip balm and body spray, and he's also dressing up way nicer than he usually does >he changes his discord pfp to a crude drawing of his fursona with a bisexual flag in the background >mom tracks his phone and he's skipping college classes on a daily basis >he gets infuriated whenever anyone brings up telegram or the strangers he's been talking to what am i going to do if he suddenly brings his fat furfag ebf home? will my fridge be safe? at a loss right now.

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Anon Gets Scammed | /r/Greentext

File: 1677888857882485.jpg (71 KB, 534x503) Everything happens for a reason. Sometimes the reason is you're stupid and make bad decisions. >I say she just took my $40 >Realize it's a f------ scam >I'm outnumbered so I leave O Anonymous 05/26/23(Fri)00:39:13 No.73452901 Have you ever been scammed? I feel dumb losing $40 to a fake h-----. >Be me >Walking at night >Smoking cigs >Woman asks for one >Looks like a h----- >Offers a b------ for $40 >I agree >Pay her >She just walks off >I follow her >She goes back to some group >"The f--- you following her for"

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anon cherishes the simple things | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Mint Jam 130 KB JPG 08/04/19(Sun)00:54:50 No.806265574 >be me >discover awesome Japanese jazz fusion band "Casiopea" >love them so much order vinyl record from eBay japan >it arrives in immaculate condition along with two little origami cranes and a pack of tea >little hand written note in English (guy put huge effort into making it look nice) from the seller hoping for the buying experience to be positive and is sealed with real wax seal >make the tea and put the record on in my finished basement >listening to mint jams with origami crane friends >start to cry because nobody will ever love me as much as that random Japanese man >tea is f------ bomb ass delicious- I thought I just didn't like tea before that >sadness becomes warm feeling of gratitude and joy >doomer to bloomer just like that Is this why y'all love weeb s---? That was one of the nicer evenings in my life.

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Anon has school project | /r/Greentext

Restricted This webladed by your administ >be me >have to do school project on well- known people >assigned Willie Nelson, country singer >google him >blocked on school computer, keyword "willie" 82 KB PNG >tell teacher about this >assignment changed to different person >mfw it's D--- van D---

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: Anonymous 15 KB JPG 05/26/23(Fri)08:09:11 No.89979678 >3rd year in a row of using all my vacation days to just go visit home Seriously am I just supposed to go on trips alone? I have the money to take trips somewhere, but literally can't convince myself to book flight or vaction somewhere by myself Moral of the story: please make close friends before graduating college

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