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Girl: I'm a History major Guy: [tries to think of something to impress her] l use ancient meme formats
Girl: I'm a History major Guy: [tries to think of something to impress her] l use ancient meme formats

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history impressive dank memes

When She LOVES Italian Food

22nd meme from a list of "animal memes":https://cheezburger.com/1698053/27-animal-memes-that-are-cute-funny-and-totally-worth-looking-at on the animal website "I Can Has CHeezburger ":https://icanhas.cheezburger.com/ of a "dog":/memes/subcultures/dogs that hears a girl likes Italian food so he put "spaghetti":/memes/cultures/spaghetti all over his head in an attempt to impress her.
22nd meme from a list of "animal memes":https://cheezburger.com/1698053/27-animal-memes-that-are-cute-funny-and-totally-worth-looking-at on the animal website "I Can Has CHeezburger ":https://icanhas.cheezburger.com/ of a "dog":/memes/subcultures/dogs that hears a girl likes Italian food so he put "spaghetti":/memes/cultures/spaghetti all over his head in an attempt to impress her.

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italian food dog spaghetti dinner time

Olive bread

Her: Olive Bread Me:[Thinking of something to impress her]
Her: Olive Bread Me:[Thinking of something to impress her]

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bread anti-meme

mUh fReE mArKet

Her: We don't need a government. The Free Market Provides! Me: [Trying to impress her] I'm also a retard who jumped on the neoliberal bandwagon and completely failed at marcoeconomics facebook.com/theinternationalcritic
Her: We don't need a government. The Free Market Provides! Me: [Trying to impress her] I'm also a retard who jumped on the neoliberal bandwagon and completely failed at marcoeconomics facebook.com/theinternationalcritic

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free market neoliberal college economics

I'm a big country fan / China is very large

[blind date] HER: I'm a big country fan ME: trying to impress her* China is very large Twitter: @TheToddWilliams
[blind date] HER: I'm a big country fan ME: trying to impress her* China is very large Twitter: @TheToddWilliams

Guy Tries to Impress Girl
china music country

*throws another kid into the gorilla pit*

Girl: I miss 2016 Me: (trying to impress her) throws another kid in the gorilla pit * @boy with.no.steep
Girl: I miss 2016 Me: (trying to impress her) throws another kid in the gorilla pit * @boy with.no.steep

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harambe i miss 2016

Micropenis

Her: We used microscopes in science class today Me: [trying to impress her] I have micropenis
Her: We used microscopes in science class today Me: [trying to impress her] I have micropenis

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funny dead impress

Me: *trying to impress her* heil Hitler

Her: I really love Germany! Me: *trying to impress her* heil Hitler!
Her: I really love Germany! Me: *trying to impress her* heil Hitler!

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adolf hitler heil hitler german germany

Anime Was A Mistake

OC. Pew pew.
OC. Pew pew.

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"I'm a socialist" / "I don't understand economics either"

Girl: I'm a socialist Me: (trying to impress her) I don't understand economics either
Girl: I'm a socialist Me: (trying to impress her) I don't understand economics either

Guy Tries to Impress Girl
socialism economics

O Canada

Him: I'm the PM of Canada. Me: [thinking of something to impress him] Americans are already fleeing to Canada.
Him: I'm the PM of Canada. Me: [thinking of something to impress him] Americans are already fleeing to Canada.

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trump ivanka canada handsome

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated to...

Her: I like tough guys. Him: What the f--- did you just f------ say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and l've been involved in numerous secret raid:s on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces You are nothing to me but just another target. I will pe you the f--- out with pr which has ne er been seen before on this Earth, mark my f------ words. You think you can get away with saying that s--- to me l am cor and you the storidae The storm that wipes out hepl matic little thing you all yife. Youre f------ dead, kid. Iabe any- where, an ime, d I canll you in over seven hundrd ways, and that t wiun my bare hands. Not only amiely trained i senal of the mited States Marine Corpsdsit to its ull extentto wipe youomiserable ass offthe fare e conti- nent, you little s---. If only you could have knatunholy retribution your little “clever" comment was about to bring the likes of einternet? Think again, f-----. As we speak sečret network of spies acrothe USA traced right now so yeu betterrepare for P is bein combat, but I have accetire ar
Her: I like tough guys. Him: What the f--- did you just f------ say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and l've been involved in numerous secret raid:s on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces You are nothing to me but just another target. I will pe you the f--- out with pr which has ne er been seen before on this Earth, mark my f------ words. You think you can get away with saying that s--- to me l am cor and you the storidae The storm that wipes out hepl matic little thing you all yife. Youre f------ dead, kid. Iabe any- where, an ime, d I canll you in over seven hundrd ways, and that t wiun my bare hands. Not only amiely trained i senal of the mited States Marine Corpsdsit to its ull extentto wipe youomiserable ass offthe fare e conti- nent, you little s---. If only you could have knatunholy retribution your little “clever" comment was about to bring the likes of einternet? Think again, f-----. As we speak sečret network of spies acrothe USA traced right now so yeu betterrepare for P is bein combat, but I have accetire ar

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navy seal copy pasta

Guy tries to impress girl

Her: I am squirrel Me: (thinking of something t<o impress her) I'm tryna get a nut spicymemepis
Her: I am squirrel Me: (thinking of something t<o impress her) I'm tryna get a nut spicymemepis

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guy impress girl squirrel nut

I really enjoyed Suicide Squad / I have suicidal thoughts

Her: I really enjoyed Suicide Squad Me: [Thinking of something to impress her] I have suicidal thoughts
Her: I really enjoyed Suicide Squad Me: [Thinking of something to impress her] I have suicidal thoughts

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suicide suicide squad

Hahaha, Holy Fuck, This Snippet Job is Wrong, But It Looks Hilarious

Girl: I'm majoring in Biology: I'm thinking Guy: [tries to think of something to impress her] s----*
Girl: I'm majoring in Biology: I'm thinking Guy: [tries to think of something to impress her] s----*

Guy Tries to Impress Girl
bad luck brian biology science poop mspaint ms paint

The plot thickens

"My own clone! Now neither of us will be virgins!"
"My own clone! Now neither of us will be virgins!"

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stock photo meme trying to think of something to impress her plot twist