Her: We don't need a government. The Free Market Provides! Me: [Trying to impress her] I'm also a retard who jumped on the neoliberal bandwagon and completely failed at marcoeconomics facebook.com/theinternationalcritic

Share Pin Download More

free market neoliberal college economics

Origin Entry: Guy Tries to Impress Girl

File type: jpg

Resolution: (600px x 570px)

File size: 63.7 KB

Girl: I'm a History major Guy: [tries to think of something to impress her] l use ancient meme formats

22nd meme from a list of "animal memes":https://cheezburger.com/1698053/27-animal-memes-that-are-cute-funny-and-totally-worth-looking-at on the animal website "I Can Has CHeezburger ":https://icanhas.cheezburger.com/ of a "dog":/memes/subcultures/dogs that hears a girl likes Italian food so he put "spaghetti":/memes/cultures/spaghetti all over his head in an attempt to impress her.

Her: Olive Bread Me:[Thinking of something to impress her]

View All 34 Images

More:

I'm a big country fan / China is very large

[blind date] HER: I'm a big country fan ME: trying to impress her* China is very large Twitter: @TheToddWilliams

Pin

throws another kid into the gorilla pit

Girl: I miss 2016 Me: (trying to impress her) throws another kid in the gorilla pit * @boy with.no.steep

Pin

Micropenis

Her: We used microscopes in science class today Me: [trying to impress her] I have micropenis

Pin

Me: trying to impress her heil Hitler

Her: I really love Germany! Me: *trying to impress her* heil Hitler!

Pin

Anime Was A Mistake

OC. Pew pew.

Pin

"I'm a socialist" / "I don't understand economics either"

Girl: I'm a socialist Me: (trying to impress her) I don't understand economics either

Pin

O Canada

Him: I'm the PM of Canada. Me: [thinking of something to impress him] Americans are already fleeing to Canada.

Pin

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills.

Her: I like tough guys. Him: What the f--- did you just f------ say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and l've been involved in numerous secret raid:s on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces You are nothing to me but just another target. I will pe you the f--- out with pr which has ne er been seen before on this Earth, mark my f------ words. You think you can get away with saying that s--- to me l am cor and you the storidae The storm that wipes out hepl matic little thing you all yife. Youre f------ dead, kid. Iabe any- where, an ime, d I canll you in over seven hundrd ways, and that t wiun my bare hands. Not only amiely trained i senal of the mited States Marine Corpsdsit to its ull extentto wipe youomiserable ass offthe fare e conti- nent, you little s---. If only you could have knatunholy retribution your little “clever" comment was about to bring the likes of einternet? Think again, f-----. As we speak sečret network of spies acrothe USA traced right now so yeu betterrepare for P is bein combat, but I have accetire ar

Pin

Guy tries to impress girl

Her: I am squirrel Me: (thinking of something t<o impress her) I'm tryna get a nut spicymemepis

Pin

I really enjoyed Suicide Squad / I have suicidal thoughts

Her: I really enjoyed Suicide Squad Me: [Thinking of something to impress her] I have suicidal thoughts

Pin

Hahaha, Holy Fuck, This Snippet Job is Wrong, But It Looks Hilarious

Girl: I'm majoring in Biology: I'm thinking Guy: [tries to think of something to impress her] s----*

Pin

The plot thickens

"My own clone! Now neither of us will be virgins!"

Pin

-4

Guy Tries to Impress Girl - mUh fReE mArKet

PROTIP: Press the ← and → keys to navigate the gallery, 'g' to view the gallery, or 'r' to view a random image.

Her: We don't need a government. The Free Market Provides! Me: [Trying to impress her] I'm also a retard who jumped on the neoliberal bandwagon and completely failed at marcoeconomics facebook.com/theinternationalcritic

View Gallery Random Image

+ Add a Comment

Comments (0)

There are no comments currently available.

Display Comments

Image Details

374 views (12 from today)

Uploaded Oct 02, 2018 at 07:06AM EDT

Origin Entry

Guy Tries to Impress Girl

Source

Tags

Claim Authorship Edit History

About the Uploader

counterstrikfy

Textile Embed

!https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/416/866/5d5.jpg!

Today's Top Image Galleries

Spooky Pokemon trainer

Hex Maniac

Crossover

February 2025 Zelenskyy Trump Whitehouse Meeting

Zelenskyy Trump Meeting

Merrivius Elf and Human Comics example panels.

Merrivius Elf and Human Comics