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Girl: I'm a History major Guy: [tries to think of something to impress her] l use ancient meme formats
Girl: I'm a History major Guy: [tries to think of something to impress her] l use ancient meme formats

Guy Tries to Impress Girl
history impressive dank memes

When She LOVES Italian Food

her: i really like italian food me: [thinking how to impress her] me OW
her: i really like italian food me: [thinking how to impress her] me OW

Guy Tries to Impress Girl
italian food dog spaghetti dinner time

Olive bread

Her: Olive Bread Me:[Thinking of something to impress her]
Her: Olive Bread Me:[Thinking of something to impress her]

Guy Tries to Impress Girl
bread anti-meme

mUh fReE mArKet

Her: We don't need a government. The Free Market Provides! Me: [Trying to impress her] I'm also a retard who jumped on the neoliberal bandwagon and completely failed at marcoeconomics facebook.com/theinternationalcritic
Her: We don't need a government. The Free Market Provides! Me: [Trying to impress her] I'm also a retard who jumped on the neoliberal bandwagon and completely failed at marcoeconomics facebook.com/theinternationalcritic

Guy Tries to Impress Girl
free market neoliberal college economics

I'm a big country fan / China is very large

[blind date] HER: I'm a big country fan ME: trying to impress her* China is very large Twitter: @TheToddWilliams
[blind date] HER: I'm a big country fan ME: trying to impress her* China is very large Twitter: @TheToddWilliams

Guy Tries to Impress Girl
china music country

*throws another kid into the gorilla pit*

Girl: I miss 2016 Me: (trying to impress her) throws another kid in the gorilla pit * @boy with.no.steep
Girl: I miss 2016 Me: (trying to impress her) throws another kid in the gorilla pit * @boy with.no.steep

Guy Tries to Impress Girl
harambe i miss 2016

Micropenis

Her: We used microscopes in science class today Me: [trying to impress her] I have micropenis
Her: We used microscopes in science class today Me: [trying to impress her] I have micropenis

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funny dead impress

Me: *trying to impress her* heil Hitler

Her: I really love Germany! Me: *trying to impress her* heil Hitler!
Her: I really love Germany! Me: *trying to impress her* heil Hitler!

Guy Tries to Impress Girl
adolf hitler heil hitler german germany

Anime Was A Mistake

Girl I enjoy anime Guy: [tries to think of something to impress her] I was a mistake too
Girl I enjoy anime Guy: [tries to think of something to impress her] I was a mistake too

Guy Tries to Impress Girl
anime animewasamistake guytriestoimpressgirl guy girl impress unprotectedsex

"I'm a socialist" / "I don't understand economics either"

Girl: I'm a socialist Me: (trying to impress her) I don't understand economics either
Girl: I'm a socialist Me: (trying to impress her) I don't understand economics either

Guy Tries to Impress Girl
socialism economics

O Canada

Him: I'm the PM of Canada. Me: [thinking of something to impress him] Americans are already fleeing to Canada.
Him: I'm the PM of Canada. Me: [thinking of something to impress him] Americans are already fleeing to Canada.

Guy Tries to Impress Girl
trump ivanka canada handsome

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills.

Her: I like tough guys. Him: What the f--- did you just f------ say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and l've been involved in numerous secret raid:s on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces You are nothing to me but just another target. I will pe you the f--- out with pr which has ne er been seen before on this Earth, mark my f------ words. You think you can get away with saying that s--- to me l am cor and you the storidae The storm that wipes out hepl matic little thing you all yife. Youre f------ dead, kid. Iabe any- where, an ime, d I canll you in over seven hundrd ways, and that t wiun my bare hands. Not only amiely trained i senal of the mited States Marine Corpsdsit to its ull extentto wipe youomiserable ass offthe fare e conti- nent, you little s---. If only you could have knatunholy retribution your little “clever" comment was about to bring the likes of einternet? Think again, f-----. As we speak sečret network of spies acrothe USA traced right now so yeu betterrepare for P is bein combat, but I have accetire ar
Her: I like tough guys. Him: What the f--- did you just f------ say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and l've been involved in numerous secret raid:s on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces You are nothing to me but just another target. I will pe you the f--- out with pr which has ne er been seen before on this Earth, mark my f------ words. You think you can get away with saying that s--- to me l am cor and you the storidae The storm that wipes out hepl matic little thing you all yife. Youre f------ dead, kid. Iabe any- where, an ime, d I canll you in over seven hundrd ways, and that t wiun my bare hands. Not only amiely trained i senal of the mited States Marine Corpsdsit to its ull extentto wipe youomiserable ass offthe fare e conti- nent, you little s---. If only you could have knatunholy retribution your little “clever" comment was about to bring the likes of einternet? Think again, f-----. As we speak sečret network of spies acrothe USA traced right now so yeu betterrepare for P is bein combat, but I have accetire ar

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navy seal copy pasta

Guy tries to impress girl

Her: I am squirrel Me: (thinking of something t<o impress her) I'm tryna get a nut spicymemepis
Her: I am squirrel Me: (thinking of something t<o impress her) I'm tryna get a nut spicymemepis

Guy Tries to Impress Girl
guy impress girl squirrel nut

I really enjoyed Suicide Squad / I have suicidal thoughts

Her: I really enjoyed Suicide Squad Me: [Thinking of something to impress her] I have suicidal thoughts
Her: I really enjoyed Suicide Squad Me: [Thinking of something to impress her] I have suicidal thoughts

Guy Tries to Impress Girl
suicide suicide squad

Hahaha, Holy Fuck, This Snippet Job is Wrong, But It Looks Hilarious

Girl: I'm majoring in Biology: I'm thinking Guy: [tries to think of something to impress her] s----*
Girl: I'm majoring in Biology: I'm thinking Guy: [tries to think of something to impress her] s----*

Guy Tries to Impress Girl
bad luck brian biology science poop mspaint ms paint

The plot thickens

Girl: I love you Boy: [trying to think of something to impress her] I am you
Girl: I love you Boy: [trying to think of something to impress her] I am you

Guy Tries to Impress Girl
stock photo meme trying to think of something to impress her plot twist

I'm good in bed and I have this amazing big dick / I have a dick too

Guy: I'm good in bed and I have this amazing big d---... Girl: [tries to think of something to impress him] I have a d--- too 1C
Guy: I'm good in bed and I have this amazing big d---... Girl: [tries to think of something to impress him] I have a d--- too 1C

Guy Tries to Impress Girl
reverse

It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere...

Date: We used to lie out on the sand and let the sun dry us and try to guess the names of the birds singing Me: [trying to think of something to impress her] I don't like sand.
Date: We used to lie out on the sand and let the sun dry us and try to guess the names of the birds singing Me: [trying to think of something to impress her] I don't like sand.

Guy Tries to Impress Girl
star wars attack of the clones anakin skywalker anakin padme padme amidala episode 2 sand beep beep boop

I'm kind of a messy person lol / Me too, I don't even wipe my ass after I shit lol

Date: "I'm kind of a messy person lol" Me: *trying to think of something to impress her* "Me too, i don't even wipe my ass after l s--- lol"
Date: "I'm kind of a messy person lol" Me: *trying to think of something to impress her* "Me too, i don't even wipe my ass after l s--- lol"

Guy Tries to Impress Girl
messy

I'm non binary gender fluid pansexual / I'm mentally ill too

Girl: I identify as non binary gender fluid pan sexual Guy: [tries to think of something to impress her] I'm mentally ill too
Girl: I identify as non binary gender fluid pan sexual Guy: [tries to think of something to impress her] I'm mentally ill too

Guy Tries to Impress Girl
mentally ill non binary gender pansexual