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: Anonymous Need Advice 01/06/23(Fri)01:40:55 No.892098373 53 KB JPG >be me >be 25 >be secretly dating cougar twice my age >sex is phenomenal >she's really fun to be with too, we get along great and do cute s--- together >enjoying dating more than I ever have >family asks if I'm seeing anyone at dinner one day >casually mention her like it's no big deal >get really judging looks and remarks from the fam >tell me she's "too old" I don't think it's that's weird. My family aren't exactly the most puritanical people anyway, and they've never really cared about my romantic life before. I don't understand why this is suddenly something to be giving me side eyes over. How should I handle this?
: Anonymous Need Advice 01/06/23(Fri)01:40:55 No.892098373 53 KB JPG >be me >be 25 >be secretly dating cougar twice my age >sex is phenomenal >she's really fun to be with too, we get along great and do cute s--- together >enjoying dating more than I ever have >family asks if I'm seeing anyone at dinner one day >casually mention her like it's no big deal >get really judging looks and remarks from the fam >tell me she's "too old" I don't think it's that's weird. My family aren't exactly the most puritanical people anyway, and they've never really cared about my romantic life before. I don't understand why this is suddenly something to be giving me side eyes over. How should I handle this?

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Hot sauce enthusiasts | /r/Greentext

No.16591893 8 hours ago PicsArt_09-03-10.49.01.jpg JPG 104.4 KiB 388x388 >excuse, my dear waitress, but might I perchance take a gander at your hot sauce menu? >...yes, "hot sauce menu." That is what I inquired about. >You... don't... have one? Well, while that is truly disappointing for an establishment as esteemed as this, thankfully I always carry a choice selection of my rather vast collection with me at all times. *loud SCRRRTCCHHing of velcro as a fanny pack is opened* >Hmmm yes, let's see... Perhaps some "Napalm Diarrhea" for this meal? No, I think the garlicy twinge of "Captain McGoober's Ass-Ripping Lava Farter Sauce" would pair quite well with my entree. Or is it finally the day that "5 Alarm Anus Melting Hot Sauce" will make it's debut...? >Ah, the dilemmas of a connoisseur! Be that as it may; what are your IPA offerings, my sweet? 2 replies
No.16591893 8 hours ago PicsArt_09-03-10.49.01.jpg JPG 104.4 KiB 388x388 >excuse, my dear waitress, but might I perchance take a gander at your hot sauce menu? >...yes, "hot sauce menu." That is what I inquired about. >You... don't... have one? Well, while that is truly disappointing for an establishment as esteemed as this, thankfully I always carry a choice selection of my rather vast collection with me at all times. *loud SCRRRTCCHHing of velcro as a fanny pack is opened* >Hmmm yes, let's see... Perhaps some "Napalm Diarrhea" for this meal? No, I think the garlicy twinge of "Captain McGoober's Ass-Ripping Lava Farter Sauce" would pair quite well with my entree. Or is it finally the day that "5 Alarm Anus Melting Hot Sauce" will make it's debut...? >Ah, the dilemmas of a connoisseur! Be that as it may; what are your IPA offerings, my sweet? 2 replies

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Anon faces a hard decision | /r/Greentext

If Satan offered you 100 years on Earth with extreme power and wealth hvalan Unititu you iuu yta... 01/05/23(Thu)18:44:21 No.410961901 AB591D6F-72A8-4F14-9E43-5677BF51C0CF.jpg 364 KB JPG In exchange for 20 years in Hell after, would you take the deal?
If Satan offered you 100 years on Earth with extreme power and wealth hvalan Unititu you iuu yta... 01/05/23(Thu)18:44:21 No.410961901 AB591D6F-72A8-4F14-9E43-5677BF51C0CF.jpg 364 KB JPG In exchange for 20 years in Hell after, would you take the deal?

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Anon needs some luck | /r/Greentext

DC8744CE-8D71-478B-8ECD-28667ABC6618.jpg 96 KB JPG I'm gonna walk into McDonald's with this hat on and convince some workers that the holocaust didn't happen. Wish me luck
DC8744CE-8D71-478B-8ECD-28667ABC6618.jpg 96 KB JPG I'm gonna walk into McDonald's with this hat on and convince some workers that the holocaust didn't happen. Wish me luck

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Anon gets TOPPED | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Are ya winning son? 93 KB JPG No.67705799 >be me playing intense 1v1 online game (chess) >im actually pretty good despite being a complete irl >dominate every player >get really high rank >stumble upon this obscure player 03/09/22(Wed)00:47:05 >he's the first who manages to beat me >rematch >loseagain.jpg >repeat x30 >he sends a link to his discord in chat >add him >he's pretty wholesome & chill >we start to play random games togheter and just hang out on discord >ffw 4 weeks >he sends a pic of him crossdressing with the caption "if you want to see the rest beat me at chess" >his thighs and his skinny tummy are exposed >my meat is literally trembling >challenge him >lose again Anyway after that we started seeing eachother (he likes to top)
Anonymous Are ya winning son? 93 KB JPG No.67705799 >be me playing intense 1v1 online game (chess) >im actually pretty good despite being a complete irl >dominate every player >get really high rank >stumble upon this obscure player 03/09/22(Wed)00:47:05 >he's the first who manages to beat me >rematch >loseagain.jpg >repeat x30 >he sends a link to his discord in chat >add him >he's pretty wholesome & chill >we start to play random games togheter and just hang out on discord >ffw 4 weeks >he sends a pic of him crossdressing with the caption "if you want to see the rest beat me at chess" >his thighs and his skinny tummy are exposed >my meat is literally trembling >challenge him >lose again Anyway after that we started seeing eachother (he likes to top)

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anon gets cucked | /r/Greentext

-File: 2023-01-05 15 19 26-heem (...).png (283 KB, 654x355) cheaters Anonymous 01/05/23(Thu) 13:22:17 No.892066237 [Reply] ► >be me, have gf of 7 years > leaves for 6 months to be exchange student >probably wants out of relationship >some sad f--- recognizes she isnt happy in her long distance relationship and starts hitting on her the second she gets there >they f--- >she says sorry wont happen again, lets figure it out once im back >they f--- again, says she feels horrible she doesnt know whats going on, says wont happen again >they f--- again and again and now she says she is done with me and wants out of relationship >all this time this guy was aware of me and her talking and was fully aware of my existence Should I drive up there, break his f------ arabic jaw for that? We broke up with the girl, but this seems personal vendetta to me.
-File: 2023-01-05 15 19 26-heem (...).png (283 KB, 654x355) cheaters Anonymous 01/05/23(Thu) 13:22:17 No.892066237 [Reply] ► >be me, have gf of 7 years > leaves for 6 months to be exchange student >probably wants out of relationship >some sad f--- recognizes she isnt happy in her long distance relationship and starts hitting on her the second she gets there >they f--- >she says sorry wont happen again, lets figure it out once im back >they f--- again, says she feels horrible she doesnt know whats going on, says wont happen again >they f--- again and again and now she says she is done with me and wants out of relationship >all this time this guy was aware of me and her talking and was fully aware of my existence Should I drive up there, break his f------ arabic jaw for that? We broke up with the girl, but this seems personal vendetta to me.

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Anon check(mate)s | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/13/21(Fri)00:10:33 No.64953756 1565166747388.jpg 141 KB JPG Riddle me this >"Is yaoi gay? If not, is it secretly straight?" >"Of course yaoi is gay, its two guys f------" >"Then loli is p---" >"um WELL UM ASKHAULLY NO.. ITS.. UMM uHHHH"
: Anonymous 08/13/21(Fri)00:10:33 No.64953756 1565166747388.jpg 141 KB JPG Riddle me this >"Is yaoi gay? If not, is it secretly straight?" >"Of course yaoi is gay, its two guys f------" >"Then loli is p---" >"um WELL UM ASKHAULLY NO.. ITS.. UMM uHHHH"

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Anons on black men | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 6 KB JPG 9 Replies / 2 Images : Anonymous 154 KB JPG : Anonymous 01/05/23(Thu)15:07:28 No.71700869 what's a black man afraid of? 87 KB JPG View Thread 01/05/23(Thu)15:35:21 No.71701115 >>71700869 (OP) # they're afraid of me 01/05/23(Thu)15:43:38 No.71701199 >>71700869 (OP) # >Raising their kids >Paying child support >Being accountable for their actions >Saving money and investing for the future >Working in order to achieve future goals to improve their lives and lives of their family >Obeying the law. >Being respectful and appropriate in public spaces >Living within their means
: Anonymous 6 KB JPG 9 Replies / 2 Images : Anonymous 154 KB JPG : Anonymous 01/05/23(Thu)15:07:28 No.71700869 what's a black man afraid of? 87 KB JPG View Thread 01/05/23(Thu)15:35:21 No.71701115 >>71700869 (OP) # they're afraid of me 01/05/23(Thu)15:43:38 No.71701199 >>71700869 (OP) # >Raising their kids >Paying child support >Being accountable for their actions >Saving money and investing for the future >Working in order to achieve future goals to improve their lives and lives of their family >Obeying the law. >Being respectful and appropriate in public spaces >Living within their means

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Anon loves weasels | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 578 KB JPG 15 Replies / 3 Images Anonymous 35 KB JPG Anonymous 52 KB JPG 01/04/23(Wed)22:52:54 No.892048575 my thread View Thread 01/04/23(Wed)23:42:13 No.892051151 >>892048702 # a least weasel, the lesser of weasels, maybe small but still a stoat fella. 01/04/23(Wed)23:54:48 No.892051838 >>892048575 (OP) # Nice tread.
Anonymous 578 KB JPG 15 Replies / 3 Images Anonymous 35 KB JPG Anonymous 52 KB JPG 01/04/23(Wed)22:52:54 No.892048575 my thread View Thread 01/04/23(Wed)23:42:13 No.892051151 >>892048702 # a least weasel, the lesser of weasels, maybe small but still a stoat fella. 01/04/23(Wed)23:54:48 No.892051838 >>892048575 (OP) # Nice tread.

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Anon's gf gives him a complex | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 52° 53 347 57" 59" 5'10" sir 01/05/23(Thu)22:43:11 No.71701780 322 KB PNG >be me, years ago >be 5'8" >be 18 >never knew women prefered taller guys, thought they liked cute guys though >get first gf ever >starts making innocent jokes of my height >jokes become more frequent >ask her why >"well because you're smaller than average and i find it a bit funny" >in a few weeks i develop a bit of anxiety over my height >tell her i cant put on my pokerface when she jokes abt my height anymore >she keeps making jokes but sees i feel more and more sadder >she looks guilty over it now >completely stops joking, apologizes multiple times afterwards >still have height anxiety, now i feel people take me less seriously becaue of my height, even years 18r this is my story of how i was f----- over by women
Anonymous 52° 53 347 57" 59" 5'10" sir 01/05/23(Thu)22:43:11 No.71701780 322 KB PNG >be me, years ago >be 5'8" >be 18 >never knew women prefered taller guys, thought they liked cute guys though >get first gf ever >starts making innocent jokes of my height >jokes become more frequent >ask her why >"well because you're smaller than average and i find it a bit funny" >in a few weeks i develop a bit of anxiety over my height >tell her i cant put on my pokerface when she jokes abt my height anymore >she keeps making jokes but sees i feel more and more sadder >she looks guilty over it now >completely stops joking, apologizes multiple times afterwards >still have height anxiety, now i feel people take me less seriously becaue of my height, even years 18r this is my story of how i was f----- over by women

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anon's mom is a weeb | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 41 KB JPG 01/05/23(Thu)23:39:54 No.178802720 >mom walks excited in my room >wants to show me some new chinese cartoon she's watching >we watch it >characters get half naked and tease each other sexually >cringe.jpg >mom notices my discomfort >"d- don't worry the good part comes after that" >the good part never comes >look at her in disappointment and disgust Do you also have weird parents you're ashamed of, /tv/?
: Anonymous 41 KB JPG 01/05/23(Thu)23:39:54 No.178802720 >mom walks excited in my room >wants to show me some new chinese cartoon she's watching >we watch it >characters get half naked and tease each other sexually >cringe.jpg >mom notices my discomfort >"d- don't worry the good part comes after that" >the good part never comes >look at her in disappointment and disgust Do you also have weird parents you're ashamed of, /tv/?

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Anon likes noir | /r/Greentext

Anonymous | 178792114 38.4 kB JPG 3 REPLIES 11.4 kB JPG >She was a crazy dame with two dead husbands and legs that stretched into next Tuesday. So yeah, I took the case. If I'm gonna take another bullet, it might as well be for gams like hers. 5 IMAGES Anonymous | 178792629 4 hr ago ... REPLY 4 hr ago... >My informant told me I should talk to this actor, Hunter, who had been at the scene filming for a new picture >I knocked on the trailer door and a woman answered but somehow something didn't sit right with me, this dame weren't no ordinary dame
Anonymous | 178792114 38.4 kB JPG 3 REPLIES 11.4 kB JPG >She was a crazy dame with two dead husbands and legs that stretched into next Tuesday. So yeah, I took the case. If I'm gonna take another bullet, it might as well be for gams like hers. 5 IMAGES Anonymous | 178792629 4 hr ago ... REPLY 4 hr ago... >My informant told me I should talk to this actor, Hunter, who had been at the scene filming for a new picture >I knocked on the trailer door and a woman answered but somehow something didn't sit right with me, this dame weren't no ordinary dame

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Anon tried to commit suicide. | /r/Greentext

File: 4465-dj32.jpg (8 KB, 220x266) 2 Anonymous (ID: wN35TSQ) 06/03/20(Wed)06:02:52 No.10450092 >>10451091 >>10451103 >>10451239 >>10451425 >>10451844 ??? >> Anonymous (ID: H5W17QxW) 06/03/20 (Wed)06:04:11 No.10450094 ► w-wait what are you doing??? think about this for a second! that's your thumb! >> Anonymous (ID: 5AMpbGy7) 06/03/20(Wed)06:27:10 No.10450136 dude, go post gore on /b/ please >> Anonymous (ID: Ab2rM1+1) 06/03/20 (Wed)06:30:51 No.10450142 ► File: 6ee.gif (644 KB, 500x375) NO N O NONONONONO NON ON NON NON NO NO NO NO NO NO q!!!!!!!!!1!1! >> Anonymous (ID: wN35TSQ) 06/03/20(Wed)06:36:35 No.10450167 >>10450197 >>10450566 >>10450568 >>10450571 >>10451093 >>10451103 >>10451239 File: 44538-234f.jpg (16 KB, 348x480) 2 >>10450167 WTFFFFFFFFFF >> Anonymous (ID: H5W17QxW) [06/03/20(Wed)06:48:24 No. 10450197 ► File: 1588971295848.jpg (18 KB, 399x388) Anonymous (ID: mw1D5nYh) 06/03/20 (Wed)09:54:03 No.10450566 ► >>10450167 what the f--- is wrong with you, sick f---
File: 4465-dj32.jpg (8 KB, 220x266) 2 Anonymous (ID: wN35TSQ) 06/03/20(Wed)06:02:52 No.10450092 >>10451091 >>10451103 >>10451239 >>10451425 >>10451844 ??? >> Anonymous (ID: H5W17QxW) 06/03/20 (Wed)06:04:11 No.10450094 ► w-wait what are you doing??? think about this for a second! that's your thumb! >> Anonymous (ID: 5AMpbGy7) 06/03/20(Wed)06:27:10 No.10450136 dude, go post gore on /b/ please >> Anonymous (ID: Ab2rM1+1) 06/03/20 (Wed)06:30:51 No.10450142 ► File: 6ee.gif (644 KB, 500x375) NO N O NONONONONO NON ON NON NON NO NO NO NO NO NO q!!!!!!!!!1!1! >> Anonymous (ID: wN35TSQ) 06/03/20(Wed)06:36:35 No.10450167 >>10450197 >>10450566 >>10450568 >>10450571 >>10451093 >>10451103 >>10451239 File: 44538-234f.jpg (16 KB, 348x480) 2 >>10450167 WTFFFFFFFFFF >> Anonymous (ID: H5W17QxW) [06/03/20(Wed)06:48:24 No. 10450197 ► File: 1588971295848.jpg (18 KB, 399x388) Anonymous (ID: mw1D5nYh) 06/03/20 (Wed)09:54:03 No.10450566 ► >>10450167 what the f--- is wrong with you, sick f---

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Yes Yes No | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 98 KB PNG 09/11/18(Tue)18:08:13 No.48077412 >be me >get banned from 4chan for 3 months >wack.jpg >unironically got a job >making some decent money and can pay for my own vidya >actually met a girl and eventually we get together >life is actually going pretty well >be 3 months later at work >realize that i've became a normie >decides to visit 4chan for old time sake >boss saw me scroll through some nsfw s--- >gets fired : Anonymous >no more money >relationship in shambles cuz no money >at least i can post on 4chan again im back robros 09/11/18(Tue)18:09:03 No.48077422 welcome back retard f-----
: Anonymous 98 KB PNG 09/11/18(Tue)18:08:13 No.48077412 >be me >get banned from 4chan for 3 months >wack.jpg >unironically got a job >making some decent money and can pay for my own vidya >actually met a girl and eventually we get together >life is actually going pretty well >be 3 months later at work >realize that i've became a normie >decides to visit 4chan for old time sake >boss saw me scroll through some nsfw s--- >gets fired : Anonymous >no more money >relationship in shambles cuz no money >at least i can post on 4chan again im back robros 09/11/18(Tue)18:09:03 No.48077422 welcome back retard f-----

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Anon has been lied to | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 31 KB JPG 01/05/23(Thu)10:43:19 No.71699361 >"There is someone for everyone" >"You will eventually find someone" >"Looks don't matter" >"Just bee yourself" F----- normies! They fed me lies, I tell'ya! LIES! Why would they do that?? 4 Replies View Thread
: Anonymous 31 KB JPG 01/05/23(Thu)10:43:19 No.71699361 >"There is someone for everyone" >"You will eventually find someone" >"Looks don't matter" >"Just bee yourself" F----- normies! They fed me lies, I tell'ya! LIES! Why would they do that?? 4 Replies View Thread

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Anon goes to therapist | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/05/23(Thu)07:31:59 No.71698048 >be me seeing therapist >she seems more friendly each time I visit her >calls me handsome and smart out of nowhere, tells me I am her favorite kind of guy >last time tell her that I've been thinking and that I decided I don't think I'm ready for a relationship and that I want to work on getting friends first you >looks kind of upset and tells me "I think have a fear of intimacy" So what's the deal? Does she have a crush on me or something? 6 Replies 56 KB JPG View Thread
: Anonymous 01/05/23(Thu)07:31:59 No.71698048 >be me seeing therapist >she seems more friendly each time I visit her >calls me handsome and smart out of nowhere, tells me I am her favorite kind of guy >last time tell her that I've been thinking and that I decided I don't think I'm ready for a relationship and that I want to work on getting friends first you >looks kind of upset and tells me "I think have a fear of intimacy" So what's the deal? Does she have a crush on me or something? 6 Replies 56 KB JPG View Thread

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anon wonders | /r/Greentext

85177E83-7509-4317-9DE8-9D3916A03349.jpg (27 KB, 289x300) google yandex iqdb wait ★ Anonymous 12/30/22(Fri)06:48:29 No.2517191 >>2517200 >>2517213 >>2517228 >>2517229 >>2517234>>2517237 >>2517238 >>2517240 >>2518817 >>2518825 >>2518850 How do people STILL die on Mount Everest? Like n----, bring a blankey. Bring a spare VHF/UHF so you can contact customer service. You can survive for days in just a good coat and dry boots, by drinking the snow. If you're scare of falling, you could literally crawl home on all fours in the time it takes to starve to death. smdh
85177E83-7509-4317-9DE8-9D3916A03349.jpg (27 KB, 289x300) google yandex iqdb wait ★ Anonymous 12/30/22(Fri)06:48:29 No.2517191 >>2517200 >>2517213 >>2517228 >>2517229 >>2517234>>2517237 >>2517238 >>2517240 >>2518817 >>2518825 >>2518850 How do people STILL die on Mount Everest? Like n----, bring a blankey. Bring a spare VHF/UHF so you can contact customer service. You can survive for days in just a good coat and dry boots, by drinking the snow. If you're scare of falling, you could literally crawl home on all fours in the time it takes to starve to death. smdh

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anon tries to educate gamers | /r/Greentext

YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS ARE DEAD. GAME OVER Quit playing video games, you're wasting your life away! >You have one life and there is no part 2. >While you're playing, your friends are getting money and getting girlfriends. >Your sibling is depressed and has no one to talk to while you're playing your dumb f------ game >Your parents will soon die and you will not be able to remember any moments with them cause you played f------ games >You will soon turn around and realize you're 40, haven't achieved s--- in life and you're to old to start anything worthy. >You think you're ugly now? Imagine what you'll look like when you're older. Now it's the best time you'll ever have. Every following year will be worse. You have one life. There is no "part 2". Stand up, right now, leave the f------ game and start living and doing things with other humans. This is probably the last chance you'll have.
YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS ARE DEAD. GAME OVER Quit playing video games, you're wasting your life away! >You have one life and there is no part 2. >While you're playing, your friends are getting money and getting girlfriends. >Your sibling is depressed and has no one to talk to while you're playing your dumb f------ game >Your parents will soon die and you will not be able to remember any moments with them cause you played f------ games >You will soon turn around and realize you're 40, haven't achieved s--- in life and you're to old to start anything worthy. >You think you're ugly now? Imagine what you'll look like when you're older. Now it's the best time you'll ever have. Every following year will be worse. You have one life. There is no "part 2". Stand up, right now, leave the f------ game and start living and doing things with other humans. This is probably the last chance you'll have.

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Anon summarizes the current bread and circus show | /r/Greentext

File: ezgif-3-50e9b68be1.png (717 KB, 1200x630) Anonymous (ID: XfVAAHUU) 01/04/23(Wed)15:30:50 No.410888093 ► >>410888670 >>410888722 >>410888741 >>410888804 >>410889156 >>410889309 >>410889652 >>410889870 >>410890080 >>410890166 >>410890611 >>410890702 >>410891056 >>410892310 >>410892400 >>410892426 >>410893287 >>410893638 >>410893765 >>410894256 >>410894490 Massive f----- loser RINO Kevin McCarthy has lost 5 votes in a row in a historic shameful and pathetic display of his ability to lead and instill confidence. Circumcised c--- sucking f----- Kevin McCarthy can only lose 4 votes, he is currently losing 21. QRD: >Republicucks won the house >Now they have to vote for a speaker, it is the first order of business before anything else >You can't do ANYTHING without a speaker of the house, can't even swear in new congress >Speaker of the house is one of the most important positions in American government it is third in line behind Vice President and President >20 TRUE AMERICANS are preventing congress from doing ANYTHING by refusing to vote for a traitorous jew c--- licking p------------ McCarthy >They can keep this going FOREVER and effectively shut all of government down Has this ever happened before? Yes, but it is extremely rare the last time this occurred was 100 years ago 34th Congress (1855): 133 ballots 31st congress (1849): 63 ballots 36th congress (1859): 44 ballots 16th congress (1819): 22 ballots 17th congress (1821): 12 ballots 26th congress (1839): 11 ballots 23rd congress (1833): 10 ballots 68th congress (1923): 9 ballots 118th congress (2023): 6 ballots (so far) <---- YOU ARE HERE
File: ezgif-3-50e9b68be1.png (717 KB, 1200x630) Anonymous (ID: XfVAAHUU) 01/04/23(Wed)15:30:50 No.410888093 ► >>410888670 >>410888722 >>410888741 >>410888804 >>410889156 >>410889309 >>410889652 >>410889870 >>410890080 >>410890166 >>410890611 >>410890702 >>410891056 >>410892310 >>410892400 >>410892426 >>410893287 >>410893638 >>410893765 >>410894256 >>410894490 Massive f----- loser RINO Kevin McCarthy has lost 5 votes in a row in a historic shameful and pathetic display of his ability to lead and instill confidence. Circumcised c--- sucking f----- Kevin McCarthy can only lose 4 votes, he is currently losing 21. QRD: >Republicucks won the house >Now they have to vote for a speaker, it is the first order of business before anything else >You can't do ANYTHING without a speaker of the house, can't even swear in new congress >Speaker of the house is one of the most important positions in American government it is third in line behind Vice President and President >20 TRUE AMERICANS are preventing congress from doing ANYTHING by refusing to vote for a traitorous jew c--- licking p------------ McCarthy >They can keep this going FOREVER and effectively shut all of government down Has this ever happened before? Yes, but it is extremely rare the last time this occurred was 100 years ago 34th Congress (1855): 133 ballots 31st congress (1849): 63 ballots 36th congress (1859): 44 ballots 16th congress (1819): 22 ballots 17th congress (1821): 12 ballots 26th congress (1839): 11 ballots 23rd congress (1833): 10 ballots 68th congress (1923): 9 ballots 118th congress (2023): 6 ballots (so far) <---- YOU ARE HERE

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Anon might have more than just allergies | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 9 KB JPG 01/04/23(Wed)17:16:15 No.892041535 >>892041914 # >wake up >go on about morning routine >bouta leave >put on glasses to drive >start sneezing uncontrollably for three solid ah minutes Is y'all feel me on this or nah? Why does it happen like that? >every. day. this happens. every. day. : Anonymous Whitest post I've ever read. >>892041914 # 01/04/23(Wed)17:17:45 No.892041612 : Anonymous 01/04/23(Wed)17:19:31 No.892041698 Start taking allergy pills every day then. Move where you keep your glasses. I don't know, I'm not a f------ doctor. Maybe you should talk to one.
: Anonymous 9 KB JPG 01/04/23(Wed)17:16:15 No.892041535 >>892041914 # >wake up >go on about morning routine >bouta leave >put on glasses to drive >start sneezing uncontrollably for three solid ah minutes Is y'all feel me on this or nah? Why does it happen like that? >every. day. this happens. every. day. : Anonymous Whitest post I've ever read. >>892041914 # 01/04/23(Wed)17:17:45 No.892041612 : Anonymous 01/04/23(Wed)17:19:31 No.892041698 Start taking allergy pills every day then. Move where you keep your glasses. I don't know, I'm not a f------ doctor. Maybe you should talk to one.

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