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: Anonymous 98 KB PNG 09/11/18(Tue)18:08:13 No.48077412 >be me >get banned from 4chan for 3 months >wack.jpg >unironically got a job >making some decent money and can pay for my own vidya >actually met a girl and eventually we get together >life is actually going pretty well >be 3 months later at work >realize that i've became a normie >decides to visit 4chan for old time sake >boss saw me scroll through some nsfw s--- >gets fired : Anonymous >no more money >relationship in shambles cuz no money >at least i can post on 4chan again im back robros 09/11/18(Tue)18:09:03 No.48077422 welcome back retard f-----

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Anonymous 139 KB JPG 12/19/24(Thu)15:28:13 No.928849473 >Be Rose >Throw away a priceless jewel worth hundreds of millions of dollars >Could have made her family financially secure for generations but says no for le epic symbolism >Reminisces about the man that saved her, but also hogs the floating door like a selfish pig, killing him. (Watch the Mythbusters episode) This is one of the greatest love stories ever told? Dude, Rose is a f------ bitch.

Anonymous (ID: 9Mc0Hnwf 12/19/24(Thu)15:49:03 No.491828169 1.94 MB JPG >sells your gold reserves >basically completely crashes your economy >Canadian dollar crashes >tells leafs to anhero with suicide pods if they get too sick >imports 6 gorillion pajeets to fight over a single Tim Horton's >gets offended when basically only neighbor that has been decent says they would be better off annexed Why leafs? Why?

: Anonymous 05/26/22(Thu)13:13:15 No.68790277 196 KB PNG >Go on omegle >say im interested in politics >match up >ask them about their political opinion >take the radical extreme opposite of the answer >get them riled up >write a question of catalogues >they type for over 2 minutes >disconnect before they can send me their shittext 4 victims today

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Anon has been lied to | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 31 KB JPG 01/05/23(Thu)10:43:19 No.71699361 >"There is someone for everyone" >"You will eventually find someone" >"Looks don't matter" >"Just bee yourself" F----- normies! They fed me lies, I tell'ya! LIES! Why would they do that?? 4 Replies View Thread

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Anon goes to therapist | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/05/23(Thu)07:31:59 No.71698048 >be me seeing therapist >she seems more friendly each time I visit her >calls me handsome and smart out of nowhere, tells me I am her favorite kind of guy >last time tell her that I've been thinking and that I decided I don't think I'm ready for a relationship and that I want to work on getting friends first you >looks kind of upset and tells me "I think have a fear of intimacy" So what's the deal? Does she have a crush on me or something? 6 Replies 56 KB JPG View Thread

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anon wonders | /r/Greentext

85177E83-7509-4317-9DE8-9D3916A03349.jpg (27 KB, 289x300) google yandex iqdb wait ★ Anonymous 12/30/22(Fri)06:48:29 No.2517191 >>2517200 >>2517213 >>2517228 >>2517229 >>2517234>>2517237 >>2517238 >>2517240 >>2518817 >>2518825 >>2518850 How do people STILL die on Mount Everest? Like n----, bring a blankey. Bring a spare VHF/UHF so you can contact customer service. You can survive for days in just a good coat and dry boots, by drinking the snow. If you're scare of falling, you could literally crawl home on all fours in the time it takes to starve to death. smdh

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anon tries to educate gamers | /r/Greentext

YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS ARE DEAD. GAME OVER Quit playing video games, you're wasting your life away! >You have one life and there is no part 2. >While you're playing, your friends are getting money and getting girlfriends. >Your sibling is depressed and has no one to talk to while you're playing your dumb f------ game >Your parents will soon die and you will not be able to remember any moments with them cause you played f------ games >You will soon turn around and realize you're 40, haven't achieved s--- in life and you're to old to start anything worthy. >You think you're ugly now? Imagine what you'll look like when you're older. Now it's the best time you'll ever have. Every following year will be worse. You have one life. There is no "part 2". Stand up, right now, leave the f------ game and start living and doing things with other humans. This is probably the last chance you'll have.

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Anon summarizes the current bread and circus show | /r/Greentext

File: ezgif-3-50e9b68be1.png (717 KB, 1200x630) Anonymous (ID: XfVAAHUU) 01/04/23(Wed)15:30:50 No.410888093 ► >>410888670 >>410888722 >>410888741 >>410888804 >>410889156 >>410889309 >>410889652 >>410889870 >>410890080 >>410890166 >>410890611 >>410890702 >>410891056 >>410892310 >>410892400 >>410892426 >>410893287 >>410893638 >>410893765 >>410894256 >>410894490 Massive f----- loser RINO Kevin McCarthy has lost 5 votes in a row in a historic shameful and pathetic display of his ability to lead and instill confidence. Circumcised c--- sucking f----- Kevin McCarthy can only lose 4 votes, he is currently losing 21. QRD: >Republicucks won the house >Now they have to vote for a speaker, it is the first order of business before anything else >You can't do ANYTHING without a speaker of the house, can't even swear in new congress >Speaker of the house is one of the most important positions in American government it is third in line behind Vice President and President >20 TRUE AMERICANS are preventing congress from doing ANYTHING by refusing to vote for a traitorous jew c--- licking p------------ McCarthy >They can keep this going FOREVER and effectively shut all of government down Has this ever happened before? Yes, but it is extremely rare the last time this occurred was 100 years ago 34th Congress (1855): 133 ballots 31st congress (1849): 63 ballots 36th congress (1859): 44 ballots 16th congress (1819): 22 ballots 17th congress (1821): 12 ballots 26th congress (1839): 11 ballots 23rd congress (1833): 10 ballots 68th congress (1923): 9 ballots 118th congress (2023): 6 ballots (so far) <---- YOU ARE HERE

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Anon might have more than just allergies | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 9 KB JPG 01/04/23(Wed)17:16:15 No.892041535 >>892041914 # >wake up >go on about morning routine >bouta leave >put on glasses to drive >start sneezing uncontrollably for three solid ah minutes Is y'all feel me on this or nah? Why does it happen like that? >every. day. this happens. every. day. : Anonymous Whitest post I've ever read. >>892041914 # 01/04/23(Wed)17:17:45 No.892041612 : Anonymous 01/04/23(Wed)17:19:31 No.892041698 Start taking allergy pills every day then. Move where you keep your glasses. I don't know, I'm not a f------ doctor. Maybe you should talk to one.

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Anon is a tiny ratman | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: 0oedbbzp) 01/04/23(Wed)17:40:40 No.410861905 >>410862270 >>410862307 >>410862655 >>410863040 >>410863109 >>410863248 File: ikit-claw.png (1.52 MB, 1385x1413) >>410860633 >Make a vast tunnel empire. >be me >tiny ratman >big-smart rat brain >settle under-below pointy-ears >yes-yes >pointy-ears find-see us >demand coin-money to live below-down >s----f---.svg >summon clanrats to fight-combat pointy-ears >bring up ratling gunners to shoot-shoot through clanrats >3000 ratmens deployed >900 pointy-ears deployed >shiny rock bullets fill the air-sky >all pointy-ears dead >congratulate last 236 ratmen for big-smart brain tactic >pointy-ears didn't even get within 1 mile-kilometer of clanrats >pointy-ears failed to kill-die a single clanrat >mfw ratling gunners expended all ammo-bullets >mfw

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The American dream | /r/Greentext

7 KB PNG >be me >american >wake up next to my sister as usual >ask her to wake up the kids >wife is overdosing on xanax so she doesn't say anything >whatever.jpg >order doordash cause my bitch sister didn't make breakfast >tip mandatory 500% >take one of my 45 glocks and go to work with it concealed >see the neighbors kid trying to collect his football from my lawn >dump my whole 33 round mag into him for trespassing >realize I used hollow point >realize I wasted 33 dollars on this stupid f------ kid >go back inside and shoot myself due to crippling debt and obesity >wake up in a hospital bed >doctor hands me a bill for 750k dollars God I love this country

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Anon has very, intense feelings for Octavia | /r/Greentext

1662427276684.jpg 28 KB JPG >her face when you eating out her cloaca under the sheets

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Anon had a dream | /r/Greentext

File: saj_pepe.jpg (37 KB, 792x589) 306 01/04/23(Wed)23:04:48 No.892028751 [Reply] >Be me College student living the dorm life >Go to bar with friends >Chugging alcohol.png >Start talking with this qt3.14 >She's French and lives in the same dorm >Much fun.exe >As a group decide to go to club >Language barrier immerse >Start kissing instead of talking 2 hours later >I'm tired, wanna go home >She wants to stay >I order bolt with friends and we go home >Get home go to sleep >Have this weird dream that the qt3.14 is in my room half naked arguing with my roommate and taking her pants off >Wave at my roommate and go back to sleep >Wake up >Tell my roommate about the weird dream >He starts laughing >He tells me that she came into our room arguing with him that she will have sex with me >She is only in her bra >"You have to take your pants off if you want to have sex" >I get up and wave at my roommate, after which I go to sleep again >She looks at my sleeping ass disappointingly and decides to leave Mfw I'm still virgin

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Anon has PTSD due to Kirby Pinball music | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 08/21/12(Tue)02:40 No.151962394[!] >>151962697 >>151962772 >>151962835 >>151 >Playing Kirby's Pinball Land on my gameboy >Need to go brush my teeth >I brush my teeth in the bathroom attached to my parents bedroom >Parents were already in bed >Open their door with gameboy in hand >See my mom's ass up in the air as she bends over with her face around my dad's d--- >"ANON GET OUT!" >Kirby music still playing None of you know my pain. Imagine seeing your mom give your dad a BJ while this music plays. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-F4gG7rXw1s Seriously, listen to that s---.

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Anon chats to western guys | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 01/04/23(Wed)18:23:50 No.892019602 >>892019962 >>892020573 >>892020750 >>892021349 >>892021593 >>892022024 >>892022692 >>892022906 >>892022990 >>892023289 >>892023926 >>892019335 (OP) >be indian >work in call centre scamming old people >earn $1 every week >hear about new job opportunity >wages are $1.20 weekly >wow! >sign up >western onlyfan girls need help replying to chat messages >sounds fun >spend all day flirting with 40 year old men >get really horny and love it so much >idea >rub my d--- furiously >setup fake paypal account with girls name >tell them s-- stories about how tough my western female life is >say western parents take percentage cut from onlyfans earnings so i don't get much >roleplay i'm their little girl and they are my new daddy >they send me weekly pocket money to the paypal >tfw earning more than every else in the centre >i am literally earning more money than my boss, best job i have ever had

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: Anonymous 98 KB PNG 09/11/18(Tue)18:08:13 No.48077412 >be me >get banned from 4chan for 3 months >wack.jpg >unironically got a job >making some decent money and can pay for my own vidya >actually met a girl and eventually we get together >life is actually going pretty well >be 3 months later at work >realize that i've became a normie >decides to visit 4chan for old time sake >boss saw me scroll through some nsfw s--- >gets fired : Anonymous >no more money >relationship in shambles cuz no money >at least i can post on 4chan again im back robros 09/11/18(Tue)18:09:03 No.48077422 welcome back retard f-----

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