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oldmanspooky timelordshavetwohearts eupagus sansaofhousestark arianne-martell Every time l think of the black market, I actually imagine a market, with little stalls selling illegal things like nuclear weapons and organs. I THOUGHT I WAS ALONE WAIT SO THAT'S NOT WHAT IT IS QUICK THE COPS ARE COMING!" *everyone frantically tries to coliapse their trestle tables

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pk fishfingersands Source: penguins-with. m-trainer-laine feeling sad I just want to see my little brothers f--- 2 likes Like Comment penguins-with-lightsabers This is a time where a comma is really needed. 27,320 notes

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1612th: in like 5th grade my whole family was driving home from some trip and i was listening to "kids with guns" by the gorillaz on my ipod and it made me feel really rebellious because i was a kid and according to that song kids have guns so when we drove into the garage my dad was like "ok we're home" and i said "shut up dad" and he just looked at me for a long time and didn't say anything and i started crying

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the-fangirl-Curse= charmingvikin...。 Source weheartit.com wishing-on-a-disney-star animatings-in-my-code Oh my gosh! You can actually see Rapunzel's reflection on the whites of his eyes! Disney. Forgets. NOTHING

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4GIFS com pattilahel breadonly Ain't nobody suicidin' today Not on my watch "Na, bitch you ain't finna die

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stolenpandorica: It's funny how if you get an A on a test your grade goes up like 2 percent but if you get a F your grade goes down like the titanic

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Socialism: You have 2 cows and you give one to your neighbor. Communism : You have 2 cows; the G vernment takes b th and gives you some milk Fascism : You have 2 cows; the G vernment takes b。th and sells you some milk. Nazism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and shoots ou. Bureaucratism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both, shoots one, milks the other and throws the milk away.. Traditional Capitalism: You have 2 cows. You sell one and buy a bull. You herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income An American Corporation: You have 2 cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyze why the cow dropped dead. A French Corporation: You have 2 cows. You go on strike because you want three cows Japanese Corporation: You have 2 cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create a clever cow cartoon image called Cowkimon and market them Worldwide An Italian Corporation: You have 2 cows, but you don't know where they are. You break for lunch A Swiss Corporation : You have 5000 cows. None。f which belong to you. You charge others for storing them Chinese Corporation: You have 2 cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported the numbers An Iraqi Corporation: Everyone thinks you have lots of cows You tel1 them that you have none. No one believes you and they bomb your arse. You still have no cows, but at least now you Counter Culture: 'Wow, dig it, like there' s these 2 cows, man, grazing in the hemp field. You gotta have some of this milk!' Surrealism: You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons. Apathyologism: You have 2 cows. You do not care Fatalist: You have 2 doomed cows... Atheism: You have 2 cows. There is no God A West-Country Corporation: You have 2 cows. That one on the left is kinda cute A Brazilian Corporation: You have 2 cows. You pay taxes for 6 cows. You have to sell one cow in order to pay the taxes. Your remaining cow gets sick and dies while waiting for availability in the public vet hospital. Russia: You have two cows. Since they are both female, if you happen to keep them in the same stable you will pay a 5,000 rouble fine for homosexual propaganda. PETA: You have two cows. You kill them both. You then use naked women to convince other people that killing cows is wrong. Moffat: You have two cows. Both of them are your daughters time traveling from the past where they had a brief love affair with Da Vinci making you the rightful Queen of England. As you assume the throne, you throw them off a building. Hussie: You have 2 cows. You ask for another one. Instead of getting just 1 cow, you get 2,485,506 cows COWB Romney: You have 2 cows. You are not the president of the united states Once-ler: You have 1 cow. Everyone decides to make 5 different versions of that cow Old Spice: You have 2 cows. The cows are now diamonds. I'm on a horse. An Irish Corporation: You have a million cows because they're everywhere Tumblr: You have 2 cows. You ship them together and make GIF posts screaming about how much you love your cows,but they should stop existing because they are so perfect Also Tumblr: I give you a hamburger Night Vale: You do NOT have two cows. Cows do not exist. What's a cow? Show me a cow! That's not a cow! Who let you in here? Cows: The s--- you go through This post: Started off as a post that explained different goverments but then everything changed when the fire nation attacked

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$queckゾ discordion When he was 2 years old, he fell out of a second story window and fractured his skull When he was 6 years old, he mistakenly drank boric acid When he was 9 years old, he fell over a small cliff and broke his leg. When he was 11 years old, he contracted measles and was in a coma for nine days. When he was 14 years old, he broke his arm when he caught it in a carriage door When he was 19 years old, he was struck on the head by a falling brick When he was 23 years old, he almost died from the effects of tainted When he was 29 years old, Adolph Sax invented the saxophone. clearly someone didn't want that saxophone invented inc THIS NEEDS TO BE A 300-PAGE SCI-FI NOVEL BECAUSE I WOULD READ THE HELL OUTTA THAT$