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Socialism: You have 2 cows and you give one to your neighbor. Communism : You have 2 cows; the G vernment takes b th and gives you some milk Fascism : You have 2 cows; the G vernment takes b。th and sells you some milk. Nazism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and shoots ou. Bureaucratism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both, shoots one, milks the other and throws the milk away.. Traditional Capitalism: You have 2 cows. You sell one and buy a bull. You herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income An American Corporation: You have 2 cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyze why the cow dropped dead. A French Corporation: You have 2 cows. You go on strike because you want three cows Japanese Corporation: You have 2 cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create a clever cow cartoon image called Cowkimon and market them Worldwide An Italian Corporation: You have 2 cows, but you don't know where they are. You break for lunch A Swiss Corporation : You have 5000 cows. None。f which belong to you. You charge others for storing them Chinese Corporation: You have 2 cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported the numbers An Iraqi Corporation: Everyone thinks you have lots of cows You tel1 them that you have none. No one believes you and they bomb your arse. You still have no cows, but at least now you Counter Culture: 'Wow, dig it, like there' s these 2 cows, man, grazing in the hemp field. You gotta have some of this milk!' Surrealism: You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons. Apathyologism: You have 2 cows. You do not care Fatalist: You have 2 doomed cows... Atheism: You have 2 cows. There is no God A West-Country Corporation: You have 2 cows. That one on the left is kinda cute A Brazilian Corporation: You have 2 cows. You pay taxes for 6 cows. You have to sell one cow in order to pay the taxes. Your remaining cow gets sick and dies while waiting for availability in the public vet hospital. Russia: You have two cows. Since they are both female, if you happen to keep them in the same stable you will pay a 5,000 rouble fine for homosexual propaganda. PETA: You have two cows. You kill them both. You then use naked women to convince other people that killing cows is wrong. Moffat: You have two cows. Both of them are your daughters time traveling from the past where they had a brief love affair with Da Vinci making you the rightful Queen of England. As you assume the throne, you throw them off a building. Hussie: You have 2 cows. You ask for another one. Instead of getting just 1 cow, you get 2,485,506 cows COWB Romney: You have 2 cows. You are not the president of the united states Once-ler: You have 1 cow. Everyone decides to make 5 different versions of that cow Old Spice: You have 2 cows. The cows are now diamonds. I'm on a horse. An Irish Corporation: You have a million cows because they're everywhere Tumblr: You have 2 cows. You ship them together and make GIF posts screaming about how much you love your cows,but they should stop existing because they are so perfect Also Tumblr: I give you a hamburger Night Vale: You do NOT have two cows. Cows do not exist. What's a cow? Show me a cow! That's not a cow! Who let you in here? Cows: The s--- you go through This post: Started off as a post that explained different goverments but then everything changed when the fire nation attacked

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Thaneofife

Jan 04, 2014 at 06:56PM EST in reply to Thaneofife

KYM: You have two cows. You wait and see the social effect the cows have. The memetic effect of the cows spreads throughout the internet. You begin documenting the origins and the spread of your cows. Your cows become a KYM inside joke. Your cows are now shared on social websites (most likely by Cheezburger) Your cows are now widely accepted in society. Family makes a joke about your cows. Your cows plummet in popularity as the quality of the meme dissipates. Months pass without mention of your cows. Not even on KYM. 9Gag picks up on the cows.

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Thaneofife

Jan 04, 2014 at 06:51PM EST

Starcraft: You have two cows. You send the cows to gather minerals. You spawn more cows and increase production. You construct a base. You increase production even more. You develop a bovine army. You upgrade your cows. You crush the enemy.

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