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Patreon request: "Lesbian Goblins proposing sex, but Elf is only interested in the D." Some people complain that I only have 1 joke: "Elf not having sex " However, this joke is the equivalent of "Garfield eats lasagna", and thus must be repeated for brand identity reasons. . . . . . . Uploader's note: and that's the real reason why he always draws elves a horny thots... And also because it's funny.
Patreon request: "Lesbian Goblins proposing sex, but Elf is only interested in the D." Some people complain that I only have 1 joke: "Elf not having sex " However, this joke is the equivalent of "Garfield eats lasagna", and thus must be repeated for brand identity reasons. . . . . . . Uploader's note: and that's the real reason why he always draws elves a horny thots... And also because it's funny.

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: Anonymous (ID: UFDEVEGX 06/04/21(Fri)05:26:02 No.324505901 >>324505563 (OP) # >be me >like pretty girls >don't care about race >want to breed pretty white girls >want to fertilize feisty latinas >want to c------- caramel-skin 79 KB JPG mulattoes >want to inseminate ebony queens >want to shoot ropes inside sexy slavs >want to procreate with demure asians >want to explode inside arabic hotties >want to kill my millions inside jewess chambers >want to unga bunga with third world amazons >want to colonize indian beauties, dot or feather >but really, I just want to mating press a girl who loves me back Sometimes, life really is that simple. >>324506572 # >>324506726 # >>324508503 # >>324515785 # >>324516489 # >>324520107 # >>324520943 #
: Anonymous (ID: UFDEVEGX 06/04/21(Fri)05:26:02 No.324505901 >>324505563 (OP) # >be me >like pretty girls >don't care about race >want to breed pretty white girls >want to fertilize feisty latinas >want to c------- caramel-skin 79 KB JPG mulattoes >want to inseminate ebony queens >want to shoot ropes inside sexy slavs >want to procreate with demure asians >want to explode inside arabic hotties >want to kill my millions inside jewess chambers >want to unga bunga with third world amazons >want to colonize indian beauties, dot or feather >but really, I just want to mating press a girl who loves me back Sometimes, life really is that simple. >>324506572 # >>324506726 # >>324508503 # >>324515785 # >>324516489 # >>324520107 # >>324520943 #

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O Anonymous 05/18/21(Tue)23:19:25 No.556126983 v >>556127024 >>556127045 >>556127083 >>556127129 >>556127159 >>556127475 >>556128430 >>556130089 >>556130986 >>556131465 >>556131624 >>556131674 >>556132007 >>556132336 >>556132732 >>556132807 >>556132862 >>556133391 >>556133481 >>556133750 >>556133825 >>556134438 >>556125995 Racemixing? >be me >like pretty girls >don't care about race >want to breed pretty white girls >want to fertilize feisty latinas >want to c------- caramel-skin mulattoes >want to inseminate ebony queens >want to shoot ropes inside sexy slavs >want to procreate with demure asians >want to explode inside arabic hotties >want to kill my millions inside jewess chambers >want to unga bunga with third world amazons >want to colonize indian beauties, dot or feather >but really, I just want to mating press a girl who loves me back Sometimes, life really is that simple.
O Anonymous 05/18/21(Tue)23:19:25 No.556126983 v >>556127024 >>556127045 >>556127083 >>556127129 >>556127159 >>556127475 >>556128430 >>556130089 >>556130986 >>556131465 >>556131624 >>556131674 >>556132007 >>556132336 >>556132732 >>556132807 >>556132862 >>556133391 >>556133481 >>556133750 >>556133825 >>556134438 >>556125995 Racemixing? >be me >like pretty girls >don't care about race >want to breed pretty white girls >want to fertilize feisty latinas >want to c------- caramel-skin mulattoes >want to inseminate ebony queens >want to shoot ropes inside sexy slavs >want to procreate with demure asians >want to explode inside arabic hotties >want to kill my millions inside jewess chambers >want to unga bunga with third world amazons >want to colonize indian beauties, dot or feather >but really, I just want to mating press a girl who loves me back Sometimes, life really is that simple.

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A spicy take on Duma

MATING PRESS YOU SAY? SOUNDS INTERESTING... TELL ME MORE ABOUT IT SUMMONER.
MATING PRESS YOU SAY? SOUNDS INTERESTING... TELL ME MORE ABOUT IT SUMMONER.

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Triple A Frog (Commissions Open) @tripleafrog You're laughing, my ancestors were just drawn getting mating pressed and you're laughing. 5:24 AM · Jan 17, 2020 · Twitter for Android
Triple A Frog (Commissions Open) @tripleafrog You're laughing, my ancestors were just drawn getting mating pressed and you're laughing. 5:24 AM · Jan 17, 2020 · Twitter for Android

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Holstaurus

Holstaurus Minotaurus Family Beastman Type Habitat....Plains, human settlements Disposition..Gentle, devoted A beastman monster that has the characteristics of a cow, and a peculiar black and white fur. It's a subspecies of minotaurus, and through the process of evolution, its violent nature has subsided. These are the ones who chose the path in life to live by obeying humans. Different from minotaurus, it has a gentle personality and almost never attacks people. To begin with, a wild holstaurus looks for a man to become her husband Once she's found a man she likes, she lives with him in a human settlement, or nearby area. A holstaurus will press her huge breasts up against her husband as a expression of affection. If he responds to this by rubbing her breasts, itll be considered a retum of affection and she'll be really pleased. If she presses her breasts up against him more firmly than normal, it's a sign that she's interested in mating. On a fundamental level, they respect the will of their husbands, so even if you turn her down, she won't mind. However, continue to ignore her and eventually she will be at her wit's end, turning violent. Once they've become like this, they assault their husbands, and they won't become docile again until all their pent-up sexual desire has been satiated. Just like the minotaurus, they will become aroused if they continue to see red. Once aroused they will turn violent, as though they are remembering their true nature as a monster. During this period, their disposition is exactly like that of the parent species, "Minotaurus". Just one more thing. Not only is the milk you can collect from them both delicious and nutritious, it also has a spiritual energy fortifying effect. Both humans and monsters need it, so it's a fast-selling commodity.
Holstaurus Minotaurus Family Beastman Type Habitat....Plains, human settlements Disposition..Gentle, devoted A beastman monster that has the characteristics of a cow, and a peculiar black and white fur. It's a subspecies of minotaurus, and through the process of evolution, its violent nature has subsided. These are the ones who chose the path in life to live by obeying humans. Different from minotaurus, it has a gentle personality and almost never attacks people. To begin with, a wild holstaurus looks for a man to become her husband Once she's found a man she likes, she lives with him in a human settlement, or nearby area. A holstaurus will press her huge breasts up against her husband as a expression of affection. If he responds to this by rubbing her breasts, itll be considered a retum of affection and she'll be really pleased. If she presses her breasts up against him more firmly than normal, it's a sign that she's interested in mating. On a fundamental level, they respect the will of their husbands, so even if you turn her down, she won't mind. However, continue to ignore her and eventually she will be at her wit's end, turning violent. Once they've become like this, they assault their husbands, and they won't become docile again until all their pent-up sexual desire has been satiated. Just like the minotaurus, they will become aroused if they continue to see red. Once aroused they will turn violent, as though they are remembering their true nature as a monster. During this period, their disposition is exactly like that of the parent species, "Minotaurus". Just one more thing. Not only is the milk you can collect from them both delicious and nutritious, it also has a spiritual energy fortifying effect. Both humans and monsters need it, so it's a fast-selling commodity.

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File: 1396704652086.jpg-(47 KB, 451x339, 457655336.jpg) GI Anonymous 04/06/14 Sat 06:30 UTC 7 No. 60531 694 Replies: 2260532246 2260538984 >260539715 2260542419 2260556561 >260564339 "Eddy, I fear they're being amorous!" Anonymous 04/05/14(Sat)07:20 UTC-7 No. 60532246 Replies 2260532596 2260564339 What's that mean? Anonymous 04/05/14(Sat)07:44 UTC-7 No.60532596 Repies: 2:60532670 2260532675 2605327060533658 2260535122 2605352152-605352582260535263 260536347260536392 26053643560537318 260537695 60538806 60539198 60539378 60539501>60541297 60542498 60545149 60545219 60545312 >60545371 >60545519 60546412 >6055001260550569 60550838 -60554685 60559869 >60561078 60562013 s-60563983 2-60564134 60564144 36056433960564541 File: 1396709057326.png-(874 KB. 941x705, edd.png) C. T >60532246 Forgive my language, but they want to f--- us Eddy! Forcefully press their soiled, clammy Kanker bodies against us and initiate the mating process for their own depraved self-gratification! Condemning us to a squalid life of torturous trailer park mediocrity as we raise 12 children each, while they sit festering as they watch hours of mind-numbing infomercials, spending any income we obtain on frivolous knick-knacks and tire irons! Well be slaves Eddy, at their mercy for all eternity! No more scams, no more jawbreakers, no Cmore advanced biology for the astute, no more gravy! Our life will be overl! Good lord man, can I make this any clearer?! We have to get out of here Eddy! NOW! 9 ] Anonymous 04/05/14(Sat)07:49 UTC-7 No. 60532670 Replies: 2260539024 RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!! [ . Anonymous 04/05/14(Sat)07:50 UTC-7 No.60532675 | Replies: 2260554185 (24 KB. 542x624, hell png) 60532596 read it all in his voice Holy dogshit
File: 1396704652086.jpg-(47 KB, 451x339, 457655336.jpg) GI Anonymous 04/06/14 Sat 06:30 UTC 7 No. 60531 694 Replies: 2260532246 2260538984 >260539715 2260542419 2260556561 >260564339 "Eddy, I fear they're being amorous!" Anonymous 04/05/14(Sat)07:20 UTC-7 No. 60532246 Replies 2260532596 2260564339 What's that mean? Anonymous 04/05/14(Sat)07:44 UTC-7 No.60532596 Repies: 2:60532670 2260532675 2605327060533658 2260535122 2605352152-605352582260535263 260536347260536392 26053643560537318 260537695 60538806 60539198 60539378 60539501>60541297 60542498 60545149 60545219 60545312 >60545371 >60545519 60546412 >6055001260550569 60550838 -60554685 60559869 >60561078 60562013 s-60563983 2-60564134 60564144 36056433960564541 File: 1396709057326.png-(874 KB. 941x705, edd.png) C. T >60532246 Forgive my language, but they want to f--- us Eddy! Forcefully press their soiled, clammy Kanker bodies against us and initiate the mating process for their own depraved self-gratification! Condemning us to a squalid life of torturous trailer park mediocrity as we raise 12 children each, while they sit festering as they watch hours of mind-numbing infomercials, spending any income we obtain on frivolous knick-knacks and tire irons! Well be slaves Eddy, at their mercy for all eternity! No more scams, no more jawbreakers, no Cmore advanced biology for the astute, no more gravy! Our life will be overl! Good lord man, can I make this any clearer?! We have to get out of here Eddy! NOW! 9 ] Anonymous 04/05/14(Sat)07:49 UTC-7 No. 60532670 Replies: 2260539024 RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!! [ . Anonymous 04/05/14(Sat)07:50 UTC-7 No.60532675 | Replies: 2260554185 (24 KB. 542x624, hell png) 60532596 read it all in his voice Holy dogshit

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