Notes:

Patreon request: "Lesbian Goblins proposing sex, but Elf is only interested in the D."

Some people complain that I only have 1 joke: "Elf not having sex "
However, this joke is the equivalent of "Garfield eats lasagna", and thus must be repeated for brand identity reasons.
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Uploader's note: and that's the real reason why he always draws elves a horny thots… And also because it's funny.