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What is the cure for such disorders?

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What is the cure for such disorders?

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Behave Yourself Template; Farfour the Hamas Mouse

On the one hand, making templates is good, as it helps the noobs out there to git gud and start there journey to becoming true memers themselves.

On the other hand, if this takes off, this joke is going to die and that will make me an exceptionally sad panda.

Always remember to meme responsibly, boys and girls.

On the one hand, making templates is good, as it helps the noobs out there to git gud and start there journey to becoming true memers themselves.

On the other hand, if this takes off, this joke is going to die and that will make me an exceptionally sad panda.

Always remember to meme responsibly, boys and girls.

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This is not what I meant

Perhaps we should this man some Lebensraum so he can properly analyse his feelings on the matter.

Perhaps we should this man some Lebensraum so he can properly analyse his feelings on the matter.

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Brothers in Degeneracy

We joke, but we are all aware of the inevitability of genetically-engineered Catgirls.

We joke, but we are all aware of the inevitability of genetically-engineered Catgirls.

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Thanks, Sheikh Obvious

I hope all of you are able to recover quickly from that massive truth bomb that was dropped just now.

I hope all of you are able to recover quickly from that massive truth bomb that was dropped just now.

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Good To Know

Can you imagine being a Mufti, an Islamic Scholar who interprets the Quran and Sharia Law to determine what is and is not Halal, and having to watch full episodes of Teletubbies because some cheeky sod asked you about it in public?
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It wasn't me.

Trust me, if it was, you'd all know about it.

Can you imagine being a Mufti, an Islamic Scholar who interprets the Quran and Sharia Law to determine what is and is not Halal, and having to watch full episodes of Teletubbies because some cheeky sod asked you about it in public?
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It wasn't me.

Trust me, if it was, you'd all know about it.

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A Bitchslap. A Bitchslap is my only comment

If you ever find someone who says "OwO What's this?" seriously...
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...hug them.

They could really do with a friend.

If you ever find someone who says "OwO What's this?" seriously...
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...hug them.

They could really do with a friend.

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Tremble Before The Might of Albania

It turns out all those bunkers where secretly potato-powered computer servers all this time!

It turns out all those bunkers where secretly potato-powered computer servers all this time!

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Too Pure for Sunnis

The full conversation <a href="https://www.memri.org/tv/egyptian-sheikh-muhammad-al-zoghbi-and-tv-host-tirade-99-shiites-born-out-fornication-proven-post">can be found here.</a>

So some context here:

Abu 'Aisha is the wife of the Prophet Muhammed.

I haven't read the Quran or the Hadiths, so I can't tell you what this breast feeding thing is about.

"Vagina Loaning" however is a very interesting cultural practise.

Basically, pre-marital sex and prostitution in heavily frowned upon; so in order to get around this, brothels will officially marry the John and sex worker together, only to have them divorce immediately after sex which is usually only an hour.

By doing this, neither of them have sinned in the eyes of Allah.

This is all true and I hope for their sakes that Allah has a good sense of humour.

The full conversation <a href="https://www.memri.org/tv/egyptian-sheikh-muhammad-al-zoghbi-and-tv-host-tirade-99-shiites-born-out-fornication-proven-post">can be found here.</a>

So some context here:

Abu 'Aisha is the wife of the Prophet Muhammed.

I haven't read the Quran or the Hadiths, so I can't tell you what this breast feeding thing is about.

"Vagina Loaning" however is a very interesting cultural practise.

Basically, pre-marital sex and prostitution in heavily frowned upon; so in order to get around this, brothels will officially marry the John and sex worker together, only to have them divorce immediately after sex which is usually only an hour.

By doing this, neither of them have sinned in the eyes of Allah.

This is all true and I hope for their sakes that Allah has a good sense of humour.

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"Please be patient. A friendly Google Drone will be with you shortly"

Gmail when you type the password wrong 3 times from a new device: You are a cursed infidel. We will hunt you down like a dog and slaughter you like sheep.

Gmail when you type the password wrong 3 times from a new device: You are a cursed infidel. We will hunt you down like a dog and slaughter you like sheep.

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Meanwhile at the Adepta Sororitas BBQ...

The ones who know will know.

Everyone else can do their homework.

The ones who know will know.

Everyone else can do their homework.

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Pro-LGBT Movement

I think I may be getting carried away with the Memri TV memes today.

Luckily, there's a new lewd pose, so no one will be able to recognise my own spam. today

Huzzah!

I think I may be getting carried away with the Memri TV memes today.

Luckily, there's a new lewd pose, so no one will be able to recognise my own spam. today

Huzzah!

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This is both fair and reasonable

If any of you guys ever wanted to know what Wahabist Disney looks like, I highly encourage you to look up Fafour the Mouse.

It's a kids show run by Hamas and that it takes itself 100% seriously.

Which makes it seem absolutely bonkers from a non-radical perspective.

If any of you guys ever wanted to know what Wahabist Disney looks like, I highly encourage you to look up Fafour the Mouse.

It's a kids show run by Hamas and that it takes itself 100% seriously.

Which makes it seem absolutely bonkers from a non-radical perspective.

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WoMeN cAn'T dRiVe

I wish I was joking, but some Saudis actually believe it will be this bad.

I wish I was joking, but some Saudis actually believe it will be this bad.

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I have no words

So someone tried to use astral projection to attack the Taliban, called on the goddesses of multiple conflicting pantheons for additional strength, got their spiritual s--- kicked in by a pantomime character and now claims they can't cast spells because the power of Islam has robbed them of their pagan powers.

How can one capture such madness in a title?

In anyone is curious, I checked and it turns out there is an entire subreddit dedicated to <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/BewitchTheTaliban/">casting hexes against the Taliban.</a>

It's....an interesting place, to say the least.

So someone tried to use astral projection to attack the Taliban, called on the goddesses of multiple conflicting pantheons for additional strength, got their spiritual s--- kicked in by a pantomime character and now claims they can't cast spells because the power of Islam has robbed them of their pagan powers.

How can one capture such madness in a title?

In anyone is curious, I checked and it turns out there is an entire subreddit dedicated to <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/BewitchTheTaliban/">casting hexes against the Taliban.</a>

It's....an interesting place, to say the least.

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Islamic Cat-iphate

So I've just received this message from the Iranian ambassador; does anyone know what it means?

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So I've just received this message from the Iranian ambassador; does anyone know what it means?

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Wait...what!?

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Based Khomeini

So this has been tagged as an original screenshot and for once, I am not going to do any research because I think we all deserve to live in a world where the head religious scholar in Iran issues a Fatwa stating that it's ok to marry your anime waifu.

So this has been tagged as an original screenshot and for once, I am not going to do any research because I think we all deserve to live in a world where the head religious scholar in Iran issues a Fatwa stating that it's ok to marry your anime waifu.

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Cover your mouth...

...or, you know, don't.

You be you, man.

I am not here to judge.

...or, you know, don't.

You be you, man.

I am not here to judge.

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The Best Defence

The only thing Albania had that people wanted was Kosovo, but they don't even have that now.

The only thing Albania had that people wanted was Kosovo, but they don't even have that now.

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