Notes:

So someone tried to use astral projection to attack the Taliban, called on the goddesses of multiple conflicting pantheons for additional strength, got their spiritual s--- kicked in by a pantomime character and now claims they can't cast spells because the power of Islam has robbed them of their pagan powers.

How can one capture such madness in a title?

In anyone is curious, I checked and it turns out there is an entire subreddit dedicated to casting hexes against the Taliban.

It's….an interesting place, to say the least.