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File 1396110177036 jpg (147 KB. 1280x720) □ what the squid did you just say to me? Anonymous 08/28/14(Thu)20:28:10 No.12427577 Reply class in the Squid Invasion Force, and Ive been involved in numerous secret raids on the Human What the squid did you just squidding say about me, you squiddle seabiscuit? I'll have you know I graduated top of my Race, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in tentacle warfare and I'm the top shrimp skewer in the entire ocean. You are nothing to me but just another shrimp. I will wipe you the squid out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this beach, mark my squidding words. You think you can get away with saying that squid to me over the Internet? Think again, squiddo. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of squids across the ocean and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic squittle thing you call your life. You're f*king dead, squid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and can kill you in over seven hundred squidding ways, and that's just with my bare tentacles. Not only am l extensively trained in unsquidded combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the entire ocean and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable barnacle off the face of the ocean, you little squit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your squiddle clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your squidding beak. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you godd mn squidiot. I will Ink fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're f"king dead, squiddo
File 1396110177036 jpg (147 KB. 1280x720) □ what the squid did you just say to me? Anonymous 08/28/14(Thu)20:28:10 No.12427577 Reply class in the Squid Invasion Force, and Ive been involved in numerous secret raids on the Human What the squid did you just squidding say about me, you squiddle seabiscuit? I'll have you know I graduated top of my Race, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in tentacle warfare and I'm the top shrimp skewer in the entire ocean. You are nothing to me but just another shrimp. I will wipe you the squid out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this beach, mark my squidding words. You think you can get away with saying that squid to me over the Internet? Think again, squiddo. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of squids across the ocean and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic squittle thing you call your life. You're f*king dead, squid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and can kill you in over seven hundred squidding ways, and that's just with my bare tentacles. Not only am l extensively trained in unsquidded combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the entire ocean and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable barnacle off the face of the ocean, you little squit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your squiddle clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your squidding beak. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you godd mn squidiot. I will Ink fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're f"king dead, squiddo

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Chairman Rainbow Dash of Rainbowtopians DENOUNCING You think you can get away with saying that s--- to me2 Think again, f-----. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies and you re being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that s just with my bare hands. I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little s---. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your f------ tongue. But you couldn t, you didn t, and now you re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will s--- fury all over you and you will drown in it. You re f------ dead, kiddo. (They have publicly denounced us! NOTE: You are not at war What the f--- did you just f------ say about me, you little bitch? Very well
Chairman Rainbow Dash of Rainbowtopians DENOUNCING You think you can get away with saying that s--- to me2 Think again, f-----. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies and you re being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that s just with my bare hands. I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little s---. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your f------ tongue. But you couldn t, you didn t, and now you re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will s--- fury all over you and you will drown in it. You re f------ dead, kiddo. (They have publicly denounced us! NOTE: You are not at war What the f--- did you just f------ say about me, you little bitch? Very well

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) Consul Kim Jong-un of North Korea DENOUNCING You think you can get away with saying that s--- to me? Think again, f-----. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies and you re being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that s just with my bare hands. I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little s---. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your f------ tongue. But you couldn t, you didn t, and now you re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will s--- fury all over you and you will drown in it. You re f------ dead, kiddo. (They have publicly denounced us! NOTE: You are not at war What the f--- did you just f------ say about me, you little bitch2 Very well
) Consul Kim Jong-un of North Korea DENOUNCING You think you can get away with saying that s--- to me? Think again, f-----. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies and you re being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that s just with my bare hands. I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little s---. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your f------ tongue. But you couldn t, you didn t, and now you re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will s--- fury all over you and you will drown in it. You re f------ dead, kiddo. (They have publicly denounced us! NOTE: You are not at war What the f--- did you just f------ say about me, you little bitch2 Very well

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Glorious Leader the Great of Arstotzka DENOUNCING! You think you can get away with saying that s--- to me? Think again, f-----. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies and you re being fraced right now so youU better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that s just with my bare hands. I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little s---. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your f------ tongue. But you couldn t, you didn t, and now you re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will s--- fury all over you and you will drown in if. You re f------ dead, kiddo GLOF (They have publicly denounced us! NOTE: You are not at What the f--- did you just f------ say about me, you little bitch? Very well
Glorious Leader the Great of Arstotzka DENOUNCING! You think you can get away with saying that s--- to me? Think again, f-----. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies and you re being fraced right now so youU better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that s just with my bare hands. I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little s---. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your f------ tongue. But you couldn t, you didn t, and now you re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will s--- fury all over you and you will drown in if. You re f------ dead, kiddo GLOF (They have publicly denounced us! NOTE: You are not at What the f--- did you just f------ say about me, you little bitch? Very well

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What the f--- did you just f------ say about me, you little bitch? ll have you know l graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and rve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and Im the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the f--- out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my f------ words. You think you can get away with saying that s--- to me over the Internet? Think again, f-----. As we speakl am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You' re f------ dead, kid. I can be anywhere anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that' s just with my bare hands. Not only am l extensively
What the f--- did you just f------ say about me, you little bitch? ll have you know l graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and rve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and Im the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the f--- out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my f------ words. You think you can get away with saying that s--- to me over the Internet? Think again, f-----. As we speakl am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You' re f------ dead, kid. I can be anywhere anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that' s just with my bare hands. Not only am l extensively

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Ibuki Tough Guy

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Connection Lost What the f--- did you just f------ say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you knowI graduated top of my class in the Nauy Seals, and I've been involved in nunerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces·You are nothing to me but just another target. I wil wipe you the f--- out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my f------ words. Tou think you can get auay with saying that s--- to me over the Internet? Think again, f-----. As we speak I am contacting ny secret netuork of spies across the USH and your IF is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that uipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're f------ dead, kid, Ir A tiTIill you in over seven Dac hundred ways, and tha in unarmed combat b I extensively trained of the United States Marine Corps and I wil use it to its full extent to uipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little s---. If only you could have knoun what unholy retribution your little clever comment was about to bring doun upon you, maybe you would have held your f------ tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddan idiot. I uill s--- fury al over you and you will
Connection Lost What the f--- did you just f------ say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you knowI graduated top of my class in the Nauy Seals, and I've been involved in nunerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces·You are nothing to me but just another target. I wil wipe you the f--- out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my f------ words. Tou think you can get auay with saying that s--- to me over the Internet? Think again, f-----. As we speak I am contacting ny secret netuork of spies across the USH and your IF is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that uipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're f------ dead, kid, Ir A tiTIill you in over seven Dac hundred ways, and tha in unarmed combat b I extensively trained of the United States Marine Corps and I wil use it to its full extent to uipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little s---. If only you could have knoun what unholy retribution your little clever comment was about to bring doun upon you, maybe you would have held your f------ tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddan idiot. I uill s--- fury al over you and you will

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Dragon Shrine

The day that someone found out <a href="http://yugioh.wikia.com/wiki/Dragon_Shrine">Dragon's Mausoleum</a> wasn't a fake card after all.
The day that someone found out <a href="http://yugioh.wikia.com/wiki/Dragon_Shrine">Dragon's Mausoleum</a> wasn't a fake card after all.

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What the f--- did you just f------ say about me, you little paisano? IIl have you know I graduated top of myweightclass in Mario Kart, and ve been involved in numerous Grand Prix in the Mushroom Kingdom andI have over 300 confirmed victories.lam trained in kart warfare and am the top racer in the entire Mario Kart Circuit. You are nothing to me but just another Goomba. O will wipe you the fuckout with precision the likes ofwhich has never been seen before in thiskingdom,markmyfucking words. Thinkyou can get away with insulting my kart like that over the internet? Thinkagain, f-----. Aswe speak,lam contacting my secret networkof Lakitus across the Kingdom and your ATV is being traced rightnow, so you better prepare for the Blue Shells maggot The Blue Shell that wipes outthe pathetic littlethingyou callyourracing career and just You refucking dead kid can be anywhere, anytime, can kill you in over seven hundred ways andthat with banana peels. Not onlvamlextensivelvtrained in drifting combat, but D have access to the entire arsenal of the Mario Kart Weapons Reserves andIwill use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the track, you little shith Ifonly you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have stayed out of this race. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddam idiot. I will s--- fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're-a f------ dead, kiddo.
What the f--- did you just f------ say about me, you little paisano? IIl have you know I graduated top of myweightclass in Mario Kart, and ve been involved in numerous Grand Prix in the Mushroom Kingdom andI have over 300 confirmed victories.lam trained in kart warfare and am the top racer in the entire Mario Kart Circuit. You are nothing to me but just another Goomba. O will wipe you the fuckout with precision the likes ofwhich has never been seen before in thiskingdom,markmyfucking words. Thinkyou can get away with insulting my kart like that over the internet? Thinkagain, f-----. Aswe speak,lam contacting my secret networkof Lakitus across the Kingdom and your ATV is being traced rightnow, so you better prepare for the Blue Shells maggot The Blue Shell that wipes outthe pathetic littlethingyou callyourracing career and just You refucking dead kid can be anywhere, anytime, can kill you in over seven hundred ways andthat with banana peels. Not onlvamlextensivelvtrained in drifting combat, but D have access to the entire arsenal of the Mario Kart Weapons Reserves andIwill use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the track, you little shith Ifonly you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have stayed out of this race. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddam idiot. I will s--- fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're-a f------ dead, kiddo.

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501st Copy Pasta

A stormtrooper of the 501st expresses his distaste of a youngling's words to him over the holonet.
A stormtrooper of the 501st expresses his distaste of a youngling's words to him over the holonet.

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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch.

What the f--- did you just f------ say about me, you little bitch. I'll have you know my name is John, and I woke up this morning 5:30 sharp to the smell of wet p----.I was getting a b------ from two bitches (S--- was SO Cash), one was trying to fit my humongous 3 pound balls in her mouth while the other was choking halfway on my 18 a hard, she was convulsing and having 6 orgasms at th were on the floor squirting like m------------ sperm and compressed air. Imagine your best orgasm, the camp so I front-flipped from my 14th floor barracks into my v connexions). Pushed my s--- to about 4 hundo (mph, mind you)a time. When I entered, I became a top sniper an USMC. I learned h---------- someone in over 7 Teader of a squad that will kill 300 terrorists using gorilla 8000 sit-ups and bench-pressed 30 plates in 16 minutes secret spies who will help me trace your P address, champagne. My unit got the rest of the day off and I b and starter of the basketball team. I got straight A's on the more awards. Meanwhile, you were jacking off to pictures on Facebook and naked dravn Japanese people. Went baek int sleep. 1 am going to look pretty much perf you will your entire l ick. She started to squirt e it to them and they gav ins. Must h uart of by 35.thad to go to base at base camp in no assigned to be the mu al d 2012 Ferrari (I got granted access to the entire arsenal of the ferent ways Also did 6000 push-ups, ing, I met a network of ball team received plated sushi and 15,000 $ of our base 's feet ca entrance exam nbo to my barracks and now Iam of my class in the a stranger and rem avy Seals qv
What the f--- did you just f------ say about me, you little bitch. I'll have you know my name is John, and I woke up this morning 5:30 sharp to the smell of wet p----.I was getting a b------ from two bitches (S--- was SO Cash), one was trying to fit my humongous 3 pound balls in her mouth while the other was choking halfway on my 18 a hard, she was convulsing and having 6 orgasms at th were on the floor squirting like m------------ sperm and compressed air. Imagine your best orgasm, the camp so I front-flipped from my 14th floor barracks into my v connexions). Pushed my s--- to about 4 hundo (mph, mind you)a time. When I entered, I became a top sniper an USMC. I learned h---------- someone in over 7 Teader of a squad that will kill 300 terrorists using gorilla 8000 sit-ups and bench-pressed 30 plates in 16 minutes secret spies who will help me trace your P address, champagne. My unit got the rest of the day off and I b and starter of the basketball team. I got straight A's on the more awards. Meanwhile, you were jacking off to pictures on Facebook and naked dravn Japanese people. Went baek int sleep. 1 am going to look pretty much perf you will your entire l ick. She started to squirt e it to them and they gav ins. Must h uart of by 35.thad to go to base at base camp in no assigned to be the mu al d 2012 Ferrari (I got granted access to the entire arsenal of the ferent ways Also did 6000 push-ups, ing, I met a network of ball team received plated sushi and 15,000 $ of our base 's feet ca entrance exam nbo to my barracks and now Iam of my class in the a stranger and rem avy Seals qv

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Anonymous 02/16/14(Sun)11:09 UTC-6 No.25147287 Replies: 2225147452 766.png-(918 KB, 1282x806, Screen Shot 2014-02-16 at(...). png) What the f--- did you just f------ say about me, you little human? I'll have you know I left humanity behind, and Ive been involved in numerous secret raids on Planet Fitness, and I have over 300 confirmed scoops in my shake. I trained arms for 8 hours today and I'm the top mutant in the entire IBBF. You are nothing to me but just another human. I will lift you the f--- out with inensity the likes of which has never been seen before by humanity, mark my f------ words. You think you can get away with saying that s--- to me over the Internet? Think again, f-----. As we speak am contacting my secret network of mutant spies across the USA and your lack of Mutant Mass scoops is being traced right now so you better prepare for the 8 scoops, human The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call "natty. You're f------ dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can lift you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my mutant hands. Not only am e GET BIG CMON, you little s---. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your f------ human tongue. One day you may, but you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price for my Mutant Mayhem, Mutant Mass and Mutant whey 15lbs bags with the Velcro, you goddamn idiot. I will s--- fury all over you and you will drown in it because I EAT BIG. You're f------ dead, kiddo I extensively trained in synthol injection, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Mutant Mass and Mutant Whey products and I will use it to its full extent to get you to EAT BIG to
Anonymous 02/16/14(Sun)11:09 UTC-6 No.25147287 Replies: 2225147452 766.png-(918 KB, 1282x806, Screen Shot 2014-02-16 at(...). png) What the f--- did you just f------ say about me, you little human? I'll have you know I left humanity behind, and Ive been involved in numerous secret raids on Planet Fitness, and I have over 300 confirmed scoops in my shake. I trained arms for 8 hours today and I'm the top mutant in the entire IBBF. You are nothing to me but just another human. I will lift you the f--- out with inensity the likes of which has never been seen before by humanity, mark my f------ words. You think you can get away with saying that s--- to me over the Internet? Think again, f-----. As we speak am contacting my secret network of mutant spies across the USA and your lack of Mutant Mass scoops is being traced right now so you better prepare for the 8 scoops, human The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call "natty. You're f------ dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can lift you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my mutant hands. Not only am e GET BIG CMON, you little s---. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your f------ human tongue. One day you may, but you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price for my Mutant Mayhem, Mutant Mass and Mutant whey 15lbs bags with the Velcro, you goddamn idiot. I will s--- fury all over you and you will drown in it because I EAT BIG. You're f------ dead, kiddo I extensively trained in synthol injection, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Mutant Mass and Mutant Whey products and I will use it to its full extent to get you to EAT BIG to

Navy Seal Copypasta
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WHAT THE BLOCK DID YOU JUST BLOCKING SAY ABOUT ME, YOU LITTLE BRICKP LI HAVE YOU KHOW IVE BEEN BLESSED WITH THE RAINBOW OF MASTER BUILDING,AND I'VE BEEN INVOLVED IN NUMEROUS LEGO SETS OF LIMITED EDITION,ANDI HAVE OVER 300 CONFIRMED NON-LICENSED PRODUCTS ON CUUSOO.IAM TRAINED IN OGIRINALITY AND I'M THE TOP PARTY ANIMAL IN THE ENTIRE CLOUD CUCKOO LAND. YOU ARE NOTHING TO ME BUT JUST ANOTHER FIGURE.IWILL TACKLE HUG YOUWITH PRECISION THE LIKES OF WHICH HAS NEVER BEEN SEEN BEFORE ON THIS SET MARK MY BLOCKING WORDS. YOU THINK YOUCAN GET AWAY WITH TELLING MEM JUSTA DUPLO WANNABEP THINK AGAIN BUILDER ASWE SPEAKI AM MAGICALLY CONTACTING MY SECRET SUPER HAPPY ARMY OF POSITIVENESS WITH MY HEART ANDYOUR ITEM N'IS BEING TRACED RIGHT NOW SO YOU BETTER PREPARE FOR THE PARADISE, FRIEND THE PARADISE THAT WIPES OUTTHE ANGERAND SORROW FROM YOUR LIFE YOU'RE JOINING-THIS PARTY,KID,ICAN BEANYWHEREANYTIME ONL FOR 20S ON AMAZON™ AND YOUR CLOSEST LEGO® STORE I CAN NE YOU IN OVER SEVEN HUNDRED WAYS ACCORDING TO THE INSTRUCTION BOOKLET AND THATS JUST WITH MY BARE PAWSNOT ONLY AM I EXPENSIVELY ASSEMBLED FROM THE FINEST LEGO FABRICS, BUTI HAVE ACCESS TO THE ENTIRE CGI PRODUCTION TEAM COMBINED WITH 3D PRINTING AND WILL USE IT TOITS FULL EXTENT TO WIPEYOUR MISERABLE SADNESS OFF YOUR FACE,YOU LITTLE SIGFIG IF ONLYYOU COULD HAVE KNOWN YOUR LITTLE "NOT HAPPY COMMENT WASABOUT TO ACTIVATE MY SUPER HAPPY PARTY MAYBE YOU WOULDN'T HAVE USED A BUSHY MUSTACHE.BUT YOU COULDN'T.YOU DIDN'T AND NOW YOU'RE PAYING THE PRICE ONLY FOR 20S1, YOU RULE-FOLLOWING FRIEND.THERE'S GOING TO BE LOVE SO MUCH YOUARE GOING TO DROWN IN IT DROWN INIT!YOU'RE GETTING HUGGED,KIDD
WHAT THE BLOCK DID YOU JUST BLOCKING SAY ABOUT ME, YOU LITTLE BRICKP LI HAVE YOU KHOW IVE BEEN BLESSED WITH THE RAINBOW OF MASTER BUILDING,AND I'VE BEEN INVOLVED IN NUMEROUS LEGO SETS OF LIMITED EDITION,ANDI HAVE OVER 300 CONFIRMED NON-LICENSED PRODUCTS ON CUUSOO.IAM TRAINED IN OGIRINALITY AND I'M THE TOP PARTY ANIMAL IN THE ENTIRE CLOUD CUCKOO LAND. YOU ARE NOTHING TO ME BUT JUST ANOTHER FIGURE.IWILL TACKLE HUG YOUWITH PRECISION THE LIKES OF WHICH HAS NEVER BEEN SEEN BEFORE ON THIS SET MARK MY BLOCKING WORDS. YOU THINK YOUCAN GET AWAY WITH TELLING MEM JUSTA DUPLO WANNABEP THINK AGAIN BUILDER ASWE SPEAKI AM MAGICALLY CONTACTING MY SECRET SUPER HAPPY ARMY OF POSITIVENESS WITH MY HEART ANDYOUR ITEM N'IS BEING TRACED RIGHT NOW SO YOU BETTER PREPARE FOR THE PARADISE, FRIEND THE PARADISE THAT WIPES OUTTHE ANGERAND SORROW FROM YOUR LIFE YOU'RE JOINING-THIS PARTY,KID,ICAN BEANYWHEREANYTIME ONL FOR 20S ON AMAZON™ AND YOUR CLOSEST LEGO® STORE I CAN NE YOU IN OVER SEVEN HUNDRED WAYS ACCORDING TO THE INSTRUCTION BOOKLET AND THATS JUST WITH MY BARE PAWSNOT ONLY AM I EXPENSIVELY ASSEMBLED FROM THE FINEST LEGO FABRICS, BUTI HAVE ACCESS TO THE ENTIRE CGI PRODUCTION TEAM COMBINED WITH 3D PRINTING AND WILL USE IT TOITS FULL EXTENT TO WIPEYOUR MISERABLE SADNESS OFF YOUR FACE,YOU LITTLE SIGFIG IF ONLYYOU COULD HAVE KNOWN YOUR LITTLE "NOT HAPPY COMMENT WASABOUT TO ACTIVATE MY SUPER HAPPY PARTY MAYBE YOU WOULDN'T HAVE USED A BUSHY MUSTACHE.BUT YOU COULDN'T.YOU DIDN'T AND NOW YOU'RE PAYING THE PRICE ONLY FOR 20S1, YOU RULE-FOLLOWING FRIEND.THERE'S GOING TO BE LOVE SO MUCH YOUARE GOING TO DROWN IN IT DROWN INIT!YOU'RE GETTING HUGGED,KIDD

Navy Seal Copypasta
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