What the f--- did you just f------ say about me, you little paisano? IIl have you know I graduated top of myweightclass in Mario Kart, and ve been involved in numerous Grand Prix in the Mushroom Kingdom andI have over 300 confirmed victories.lam trained in kart warfare and am the top racer in the entire Mario Kart Circuit. You are nothing to me but just another Goomba. O will wipe you the fuckout with precision the likes ofwhich has never been seen before in thiskingdom,markmyfucking words. Thinkyou can get away with insulting my kart like that over the internet? Thinkagain, f-----. Aswe speak,lam contacting my secret networkof Lakitus across the Kingdom and your ATV is being traced rightnow, so you better prepare for the Blue Shells maggot The Blue Shell that wipes outthe pathetic littlethingyou callyourracing career and just You refucking dead kid can be anywhere, anytime, can kill you in over seven hundred ways andthat with banana peels. Not onlvamlextensivelvtrained in drifting combat, but D have access to the entire arsenal of the Mario Kart Weapons Reserves andIwill use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the track, you little shith Ifonly you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have stayed out of this race. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddam idiot. I will s--- fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're-a f------ dead, kiddo.

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From the OSP video "Pope Fights", regarding a series of rude letters sent between Pope Boniface VIII and King Philip IV of France, regarding this little matter of Boniface having murdered his predecessor, Celestine V.

What in the wolf did ya just howlin' say about me, ya little milksop? I'll have ya know I was throned the top of my tribe in the Kingdom of the Russ, -and I've been involved in numerous executions of traitor Primarchs, -and I have over 300 million confirmed kills. I am trained in wolf warfare and I am the top CQC-expert in all of the Imperium Ye are NOTHIN' to me -but just ANOTHER NANCY LIONLOVER BITCH-

Dialogue edited in by me. Victoria would originally rant about how she ran off on her wedding day.

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What the f--- did you just f------ say about me, you little paisano? IIl have you know I graduated top of myweightclass in Mario Kart, and ve been involved in numerous Grand Prix in the Mushroom Kingdom andI have over 300 confirmed victories.lam trained in kart warfare and am the top racer in the entire Mario Kart Circuit. You are nothing to me but just another Goomba. O will wipe you the fuckout with precision the likes ofwhich has never been seen before in thiskingdom,markmyfucking words. Thinkyou can get away with insulting my kart like that over the internet? Thinkagain, f-----. Aswe speak,lam contacting my secret networkof Lakitus across the Kingdom and your ATV is being traced rightnow, so you better prepare for the Blue Shells maggot The Blue Shell that wipes outthe pathetic littlethingyou callyourracing career and just You refucking dead kid can be anywhere, anytime, can kill you in over seven hundred ways andthat with banana peels. Not onlvamlextensivelvtrained in drifting combat, but D have access to the entire arsenal of the Mario Kart Weapons Reserves andIwill use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the track, you little shith Ifonly you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have stayed out of this race. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddam idiot. I will s--- fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're-a f------ dead, kiddo.

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