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Anonymous 07/05/12(Thu)01:41 No.12088337 2212088197 What the kriff did you just kriffing say about me, you little schutta? Ill have you know I graduated top of my class in the Imperial Guard, and Ive been involved in numerous secret raids against the Alliance, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and Im the top sniper in the entire 501st Legion. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the kriff out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this sector, mark my kriffing words. You think you can get away with saying that poodoo to me over the holonet? Think again, shutta. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies in the imperial intelligence service across the Empire and your holonet address is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're kriffing dead, shutta. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am l extensively trained in unarmed and melee combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Imperial Army and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the tingel arm, you little youngling. If only you could have known what in the name of the dark side of the force your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your kriffing tongue. But you couldn't, you didnt, and now you're paying the price, you piece of bantha fodder. I will cast dark-sided fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're kriffing dead, youngling

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What in the wolf did ya just howlin' say about me, ya little milksop? I'll have ya know I was throned the top of my tribe in the Kingdom of the Russ, -and I've been involved in numerous executions of traitor Primarchs, -and I have over 300 million confirmed kills. I am trained in wolf warfare and I am the top CQC-expert in all of the Imperium Ye are NOTHIN' to me -but just ANOTHER NANCY LIONLOVER BITCH-
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