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The 15 Year Old Zoomer Tradcath
![Just browsing /his/ on 4chan. I saw this meme in r/consoomer on Reddit which is more faithful about exposing consumerism than r/consumeproduct.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/955/828/791.png)
![Just browsing /his/ on 4chan. I saw this meme in r/consoomer on Reddit which is more faithful about exposing consumerism than r/consumeproduct.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/955/828/791.png)
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Asoomer wojak
![Asoomer wojak](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/955/574/d1d.jpg)
![Asoomer wojak](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/955/574/d1d.jpg)
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diagnooser
![The 63 year old Diagnooser White coat = Smart Everything is a mental disorder Believes pills can solve depression His title is his personality Actually thinks he's helping people Comply or he'll lock you up I... i'm gonna... DIAGNOOSE Relishes feeling of power and authority Meds. NOW. Got impersonated by a mailman for years MEDS and no one noticed](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/945/583/6f1.png)
![The 63 year old Diagnooser White coat = Smart Everything is a mental disorder Believes pills can solve depression His title is his personality Actually thinks he's helping people Comply or he'll lock you up I... i'm gonna... DIAGNOOSE Relishes feeling of power and authority Meds. NOW. Got impersonated by a mailman for years MEDS and no one noticed](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/945/583/6f1.png)
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oomer (dispooter)
![The Dispooter "Cope! Cope! This is all just coping because you lost Drumpftards! Accept the election results! "Pfft, elections can't be hacked! Why yes, Russia did hack the election so Hillary lost, why do you ask?" JOE BIDEN Prays to Jack Dorsey every day for ensuring all fraud claims are dispooooted "It's just a glitch, nothing to worry about. All normal and legitimate." Edits Wikipedia pages of mathematical concepts so his side wins Celebrates Biden winning the important 100+ age group OH GOD I'M DISPOOO0OTING](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/944/403/316.png)
![The Dispooter "Cope! Cope! This is all just coping because you lost Drumpftards! Accept the election results! "Pfft, elections can't be hacked! Why yes, Russia did hack the election so Hillary lost, why do you ask?" JOE BIDEN Prays to Jack Dorsey every day for ensuring all fraud claims are dispooooted "It's just a glitch, nothing to worry about. All normal and legitimate." Edits Wikipedia pages of mathematical concepts so his side wins Celebrates Biden winning the important 100+ age group OH GOD I'M DISPOOO0OTING](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/944/403/316.png)
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Stroomer
![the 26 year old STROOMER STROOM hand is jacked from tremolo picking exercises, every hour on the hour doesn't even know what the hell lead playing is, just STROOMS instead no further ambitions in life one semester in college guitar course, suspended for incessant STROOMING tries to sleep but just ends up STROOMING "I-is that a new acoustic cover uploaded onto youtube? i... uhh.. UGGH IM GONNAAAA STROO000000000OM" doesn't go to work](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/936/087/717.png)
![the 26 year old STROOMER STROOM hand is jacked from tremolo picking exercises, every hour on the hour doesn't even know what the hell lead playing is, just STROOMS instead no further ambitions in life one semester in college guitar course, suspended for incessant STROOMING tries to sleep but just ends up STROOMING "I-is that a new acoustic cover uploaded onto youtube? i... uhh.. UGGH IM GONNAAAA STROO000000000OM" doesn't go to work](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/936/087/717.png)
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Self Improvement
![24 year old self improover suffers from severe autism >im gonna improoooovvvvv has no idea how human relationships actually work thinks he can overcome his subhuman genetics with the right attitude and protein shake formula writes long essays on reddit about making eye contact with women assumes that everyone else must have also taken multi year long self improvement journeys before they were able to make friends and/or get a girlfriend best years of his life are already over anyway pretends to be confident but knows deep down has nothing to be confident about and is just deluding himself genuinely believes that people give two f---- how confident he is believes in magic, thinks that by saying the right things he can trigger selective blindness in women thus preventing them from noticing that he is 5'7" genuinely believes that women are attracted to "funny" guys doesn't realize that if you have to play the game, you already lost](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/930/591/e98.png)
![24 year old self improover suffers from severe autism >im gonna improoooovvvvv has no idea how human relationships actually work thinks he can overcome his subhuman genetics with the right attitude and protein shake formula writes long essays on reddit about making eye contact with women assumes that everyone else must have also taken multi year long self improvement journeys before they were able to make friends and/or get a girlfriend best years of his life are already over anyway pretends to be confident but knows deep down has nothing to be confident about and is just deluding himself genuinely believes that people give two f---- how confident he is believes in magic, thinks that by saying the right things he can trigger selective blindness in women thus preventing them from noticing that he is 5'7" genuinely believes that women are attracted to "funny" guys doesn't realize that if you have to play the game, you already lost](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/930/591/e98.png)
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Bloober
![The Grand Strategy Bloober Every single campaign focused on blobbing In a state of war for the entire campaign >Trusted with the fate of his people >Sacrifices 400.000 brave men for a strip of desert Carefully conquers provinces around wastelands to paint the map in his bloobs colour Backstabbs his most loyal allies 10/10 Italy-moves all the time Regulary jacks off to Screenshots of his le ebin GroBgermanium His life is Suffering, so he makes harmless OPMS suffer ingame "Mom, i can't pause an onlinegame" -Plays Singeplayer "OOOH GOD IM BLOOOOBING AAAAH!" Never heard of roleplaying Just bloobs Only invests in the Forces King of the ashes Would sell his dog for a decent province Never satisfied "I need to conquer" Plays grand strategy games to feel smart](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/927/727/6f3.jpg)
![The Grand Strategy Bloober Every single campaign focused on blobbing In a state of war for the entire campaign >Trusted with the fate of his people >Sacrifices 400.000 brave men for a strip of desert Carefully conquers provinces around wastelands to paint the map in his bloobs colour Backstabbs his most loyal allies 10/10 Italy-moves all the time Regulary jacks off to Screenshots of his le ebin GroBgermanium His life is Suffering, so he makes harmless OPMS suffer ingame "Mom, i can't pause an onlinegame" -Plays Singeplayer "OOOH GOD IM BLOOOOBING AAAAH!" Never heard of roleplaying Just bloobs Only invests in the Forces King of the ashes Would sell his dog for a decent province Never satisfied "I need to conquer" Plays grand strategy games to feel smart](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/927/727/6f3.jpg)
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Mr Hawkins, please.
![<iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/YP5iUXuzBmA" frameborder="0" allow="accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture" allowfullscreen></iframe>](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/919/100/9a0.png)
![<iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/YP5iUXuzBmA" frameborder="0" allow="accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture" allowfullscreen></iframe>](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/919/100/9a0.png)
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Self loathing man of inaction
![The Self-Loathing Man of Inaction (20s) >super-NEET, hasn't been outside in literal months >rarely even does things he likes anymore What do I want to do? I don't know.. I'm not driving yet, but you know, soon. >procrastinates basic tasks such as cleaning or cooking Oh right, that's on my backlog. Keeps getting bigger and bigger, l'll get my GED some day. heh.. Yeah, I've been meaning to do >will neglect hygienic activies such as brushing teeth or showering that, haha.. >spends most of his time watching garbage on I don't know how to do that. I don't know what I want. I just don't know. YouTube, browsing boards or talking in chatrooms Hah, I can only really cook instant ramen. I'm so bored. >family probably think he's retarded or worse >has alienated or lost most friends in the real world STOP GIVING ME ADVICE, OKAY? I'm trying. I'll do it tomorrow. I'm too lazy. What am I supposed to do again? This is the day. I'm gonna turn things around. >has convinced himself he's ready to improve and leave the NEET life but constantly sabotages himself and prevents any commitment to change Eh, not today. >things never turn around, he gets more depressed](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/909/674/2fe.png)
![The Self-Loathing Man of Inaction (20s) >super-NEET, hasn't been outside in literal months >rarely even does things he likes anymore What do I want to do? I don't know.. I'm not driving yet, but you know, soon. >procrastinates basic tasks such as cleaning or cooking Oh right, that's on my backlog. Keeps getting bigger and bigger, l'll get my GED some day. heh.. Yeah, I've been meaning to do >will neglect hygienic activies such as brushing teeth or showering that, haha.. >spends most of his time watching garbage on I don't know how to do that. I don't know what I want. I just don't know. YouTube, browsing boards or talking in chatrooms Hah, I can only really cook instant ramen. I'm so bored. >family probably think he's retarded or worse >has alienated or lost most friends in the real world STOP GIVING ME ADVICE, OKAY? I'm trying. I'll do it tomorrow. I'm too lazy. What am I supposed to do again? This is the day. I'm gonna turn things around. >has convinced himself he's ready to improve and leave the NEET life but constantly sabotages himself and prevents any commitment to change Eh, not today. >things never turn around, he gets more depressed](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/909/674/2fe.png)
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the fumer
![THE FUMER "I'M GONNA FYO00OM!!!" MEGA MEGA F------ FUMING JAW NEVER LIVID WITH SLIGHTEST PRIVOCATION UNCLENCHES CAN LIFT A TRUCK USING JUST ADRENALINE AND RAGE Mono- chromatic vision "DON'T F------ TELL ME TO CALM only sees red DOWN"](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/908/297/a3d.png)
![THE FUMER "I'M GONNA FYO00OM!!!" MEGA MEGA F------ FUMING JAW NEVER LIVID WITH SLIGHTEST PRIVOCATION UNCLENCHES CAN LIFT A TRUCK USING JUST ADRENALINE AND RAGE Mono- chromatic vision "DON'T F------ TELL ME TO CALM only sees red DOWN"](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/908/297/a3d.png)
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The 21 year old slizer
![THE 21 YEAR OLD SLIZER Always brings up the point that if it weren't for them, BIONICLE would not exist Throws disks "OH GOD, ARE THOSE DISKS???" Prefers to be called a "Throwbot" "I'M THROO00OWING!!" Got replaced by Roboriders O'4.5" Always wants to play ultimate frisbee "Hang my carrying case by your belt, young children."](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/901/297/dbe.png)
![THE 21 YEAR OLD SLIZER Always brings up the point that if it weren't for them, BIONICLE would not exist Throws disks "OH GOD, ARE THOSE DISKS???" Prefers to be called a "Throwbot" "I'M THROO00OWING!!" Got replaced by Roboriders O'4.5" Always wants to play ultimate frisbee "Hang my carrying case by your belt, young children."](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/901/297/dbe.png)
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wojak (Foucault fan)
![The 40 year old Foucoomer the child can consent thinks ever everythingis tascinm onty kmown about for queer theorry part fime phiosophy wants to pursue his passion of being a dungeon master all abour 9y se loun debates te chomaiy inferiority complex to Deleuse](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/900/950/754.jpg)
![The 40 year old Foucoomer the child can consent thinks ever everythingis tascinm onty kmown about for queer theorry part fime phiosophy wants to pursue his passion of being a dungeon master all abour 9y se loun debates te chomaiy inferiority complex to Deleuse](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/900/950/754.jpg)
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Gaaner
![THE 50 YEAR OLD GAANER Changed the world of air traffic control. Superstar of his airline. His glorious smile appears in their advertisements. Put Tenerife on the map. Refilled his plane for a maximum explosive send-off. Doesn't give a s--- about holding on the runway. So based he was going to be made an investigator in his own air disaster before they found out he gaan. Crashed his plane with no survivors. Ultimate confidence, takes off extremely low visibility without even knowing if the runway is clear. Nobody in the cockpit dares to question him. "OUTTA MY WAY, PAN AM F------ S----!" "F--- BEING GROUNDED, WE GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!" Stewardesses on his On the throne with Sky King in aviation heaven. d--- while on autopilot.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/896/835/a40.png)
![THE 50 YEAR OLD GAANER Changed the world of air traffic control. Superstar of his airline. His glorious smile appears in their advertisements. Put Tenerife on the map. Refilled his plane for a maximum explosive send-off. Doesn't give a s--- about holding on the runway. So based he was going to be made an investigator in his own air disaster before they found out he gaan. Crashed his plane with no survivors. Ultimate confidence, takes off extremely low visibility without even knowing if the runway is clear. Nobody in the cockpit dares to question him. "OUTTA MY WAY, PAN AM F------ S----!" "F--- BEING GROUNDED, WE GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!" Stewardesses on his On the throne with Sky King in aviation heaven. d--- while on autopilot.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/896/835/a40.png)
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E X P A N D
![髪の毛ベタベタ 声ちっさい 毛ボーボー ツイッターでは話 眼鏡に指付きまくり 若いのになぜか 歯ロボロ 常鼻毛出てる やたらとデカイ 斜めがけのカバン ヘビロテしすぎてヨレヨレの服 (お母さん買ってきた) KOBU SHT 異臭を放つ](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/895/446/19f.jpg)
![髪の毛ベタベタ 声ちっさい 毛ボーボー ツイッターでは話 眼鏡に指付きまくり 若いのになぜか 歯ロボロ 常鼻毛出てる やたらとデカイ 斜めがけのカバン ヘビロテしすぎてヨレヨレの服 (お母さん買ってきた) KOBU SHT 異臭を放つ](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/895/446/19f.jpg)
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The 25 year old Ploomber
![The (25) year old PLOOMBER Dropped out of university for no reason Works in a small business as a skilled labourer Cut off all his old friends [inhales through teeth] "Oh... that's going to need a lot of work... it'll take weeks" Could obtain a high income if he went and got a degree Not into the whole 'rat race' and 'selling out' thing Plays vidya in evenings, watches youtube too Not exactly the 'corporate type' Took off mask to smoke, got coronavirus His peers are doing well in their careers, pity he isn't there to share in the success /nightwalk/](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/892/330/bba.jpg)
![The (25) year old PLOOMBER Dropped out of university for no reason Works in a small business as a skilled labourer Cut off all his old friends [inhales through teeth] "Oh... that's going to need a lot of work... it'll take weeks" Could obtain a high income if he went and got a degree Not into the whole 'rat race' and 'selling out' thing Plays vidya in evenings, watches youtube too Not exactly the 'corporate type' Took off mask to smoke, got coronavirus His peers are doing well in their careers, pity he isn't there to share in the success /nightwalk/](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/892/330/bba.jpg)
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The 24 year old Reloomer
![24 year old RELOOMER relume /ri'|(j)u:m/ verb "Boy, where do the years go?" to relight or rekindle (a light, flame, etc.). Ploomber Decides to reconnect with old Is assembling a group to do fun activities together friends Wants to hear stories Calling... Interested in what they have been up to since he last saw them about their adventures Nostalgic Dear Ploomber](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/891/974/8c6.jpg)
![24 year old RELOOMER relume /ri'|(j)u:m/ verb "Boy, where do the years go?" to relight or rekindle (a light, flame, etc.). Ploomber Decides to reconnect with old Is assembling a group to do fun activities together friends Wants to hear stories Calling... Interested in what they have been up to since he last saw them about their adventures Nostalgic Dear Ploomber](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/891/974/8c6.jpg)
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