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The Grand Strategy Bloober Every single campaign focused on blobbing In a state of war for the entire campaign >Trusted with the fate of his people >Sacrifices 400.000 brave men for a strip of desert Carefully conquers provinces around wastelands to paint the map in his bloobs colour Backstabbs his most loyal allies 10/10 Italy-moves all the time Regulary jacks off to Screenshots of his le ebin GroBgermanium His life is Suffering, so he makes harmless OPMS suffer ingame "Mom, i can't pause an onlinegame" -Plays Singeplayer "OOOH GOD IM BLOOOOBING AAAAH!" Never heard of roleplaying Just bloobs Only invests in the Forces King of the ashes Would sell his dog for a decent province Never satisfied "I need to conquer" Plays grand strategy games to feel smart

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