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The Reprodoocer

The Reprodoocer "wow you look so fertile" "That sucks you grew up without a dad but you would be a great father for our future children haha" "Look how cute this crib is haha" "Could you tell I'm ovulating?" "you're spending so much time with your friends, you should spend that time starting a family with me" "Your strong arms could carry my babies so well, anon" "Don't you wanna be a parent one day haha"

The Reprodoocer "wow you look so fertile" "That sucks you grew up without a dad but you would be a great father for our future children haha" "Look how cute this crib is haha" "Could you tell I'm ovulating?" "you're spending so much time with your friends, you should spend that time starting a family with me" "Your strong arms could carry my babies so well, anon" "Don't you wanna be a parent one day haha"

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oomer (snoozer)

doesn't bother The 20 year old Snoozer to get up and go to the toilet, just lets loose in the bed sheets bedroom stinks like s--- gets 12 hours of sleep "AAAAAAAAA IM every night and still GONNA SNOOZE!!!!!!!" feels "tired" *ZzzzzzzZzzzzzzzz everyone thinks he's dead zzzzzzzzzzz* hasn't seen the sun rise in years no job, just f------ snoozes naps every day, does not fear the passage of time contributes nothing to society and does "Ahhh not give a 11:30m, time to wake up." f---

doesn't bother The 20 year old Snoozer to get up and go to the toilet, just lets loose in the bed sheets bedroom stinks like s--- gets 12 hours of sleep "AAAAAAAAA IM every night and still GONNA SNOOZE!!!!!!!" feels "tired" *ZzzzzzzZzzzzzzzz everyone thinks he's dead zzzzzzzzzzz* hasn't seen the sun rise in years no job, just f------ snoozes naps every day, does not fear the passage of time contributes nothing to society and does "Ahhh not give a 11:30m, time to wake up." f---

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The AAA Consoomer

THE AAA CONSOOMER STAR WARS pre-orders after seeing the cgi trailer destructible fruit phsyics??! GOTY it plays exactly like the previous eight games! $60 well spent! crunch? who cares the game looks good RekMan lawsuits? dude that buying $40 of microtransactions totally helps the devs was two weeks ago

THE AAA CONSOOMER STAR WARS pre-orders after seeing the cgi trailer destructible fruit phsyics??! GOTY it plays exactly like the previous eight games! $60 well spent! crunch? who cares the game looks good RekMan lawsuits? dude that buying $40 of microtransactions totally helps the devs was two weeks ago

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The Broomer

The Broomer 00 THE SNIIIIITTCCHHHHHH OH GOD I'M BRRRRO000OMINNGG Cooms to the thought of Hermione extensive fan theories WHOOOSH!!! regularly visits Pottermore Owns multiple copies of HP; considers them "High Literature" "If you don't like the series, you're just reading it wrong!" owns custom wand "GULPING GARGOYLES!" wears robe to community college probably homeschooled writes fanfiction

The Broomer 00 THE SNIIIIITTCCHHHHHH OH GOD I'M BRRRRO000OMINNGG Cooms to the thought of Hermione extensive fan theories WHOOOSH!!! regularly visits Pottermore Owns multiple copies of HP; considers them "High Literature" "If you don't like the series, you're just reading it wrong!" owns custom wand "GULPING GARGOYLES!" wears robe to community college probably homeschooled writes fanfiction

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Wojak Soyjak /fit/ anon

THE HEALTH NUT WANTS TO LOOK YOUNG AS LONG AS POSSIBLE /FIT/ ANON EVEN THOUGH HE ALMOST >deodorant causes autism NEVER GOES NEAR PEOPLE >every black d--- ages her 10 years SCHIZO DORK >vaccines cause autism SPENDS HALF OF HIS NATURALLY LOW TEST DAY READING HEALTH VOLCEL ON PERMANENT NOFAP RELATED STUDIES HAS A PANIC ATTACK SHAMES PEOPLE FOR DRINKING AT A CELEBRATION CONSTANTLY OBSESSED WITH COVID VACCINE WHEN HE SEES BREAD ACTUALLY THINKS RESPONDS TO YOUR JEWS PUT ESTROGEN POSTS IMMEDIATELY IN TAP WATER DOESN'T USE TOOTHPASTE, THINKS ARTIFICIAL SHAMPOO AND SOAP SWEETENERS WILL KILL YOU THINKS HE'S BETTER >drinking from plastic bottle will turn you into a t----- >wearing poliester will turn you into a t----- >finasteride will turn you into a t----- THAN OTHER ANONS >sunscreen will turn you into a t----- >veganism will turn you into a t----- >weed will turn you into a t----- AVOIDS SUN LIKE THE PLAGUE TAKES 200 SUPPLEMENTS

THE HEALTH NUT WANTS TO LOOK YOUNG AS LONG AS POSSIBLE /FIT/ ANON EVEN THOUGH HE ALMOST >deodorant causes autism NEVER GOES NEAR PEOPLE >every black d--- ages her 10 years SCHIZO DORK >vaccines cause autism SPENDS HALF OF HIS NATURALLY LOW TEST DAY READING HEALTH VOLCEL ON PERMANENT NOFAP RELATED STUDIES HAS A PANIC ATTACK SHAMES PEOPLE FOR DRINKING AT A CELEBRATION CONSTANTLY OBSESSED WITH COVID VACCINE WHEN HE SEES BREAD ACTUALLY THINKS RESPONDS TO YOUR JEWS PUT ESTROGEN POSTS IMMEDIATELY IN TAP WATER DOESN'T USE TOOTHPASTE, THINKS ARTIFICIAL SHAMPOO AND SOAP SWEETENERS WILL KILL YOU THINKS HE'S BETTER >drinking from plastic bottle will turn you into a t----- >wearing poliester will turn you into a t----- >finasteride will turn you into a t----- THAN OTHER ANONS >sunscreen will turn you into a t----- >veganism will turn you into a t----- >weed will turn you into a t----- AVOIDS SUN LIKE THE PLAGUE TAKES 200 SUPPLEMENTS

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Wojak joe rogan redditor

The 34-year-old jaded r/JoeRogan Redditor *Sigh* remember when this podcast was good? Complains about too many guests with right wing beliefs "Opposing viewpoints" Hates the subreddit Complains about there not being enough guests with left wing beliefs but posts there daily Downvotes anything involving Joe himself "How can you be so dumb!" "When's he gonna have *Creates political agenda post* Sam Seder on?"

The 34-year-old jaded r/JoeRogan Redditor *Sigh* remember when this podcast was good? Complains about too many guests with right wing beliefs "Opposing viewpoints" Hates the subreddit Complains about there not being enough guests with left wing beliefs but posts there daily Downvotes anything involving Joe himself "How can you be so dumb!" "When's he gonna have *Creates political agenda post* Sam Seder on?"

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oomer (zooider)

The Zooider No interests, no hobbies, no nothing Reads people like books from years of observation Built social mask Apathy, anhedonia, avolition over the years Called mysterious, Stranger to his own family is actually just empty Living ghost, leaves no trace Confuses ego with fake persona Doesn't seek relationships, indifferent to anyone Could be functional, Blocks any approach, just doesn't care no one comes in Always a step away from depression Self-aware of inevitable doom "Meh." Does nothing, just introspects Loses track of self Depersonalization Maladaptive daydreaming Secretly starving for affection Spectator of his own life Rich inner world, Can't relate to own image none of it comes out Power fantasies varying from heroism to genocide Can't just be, is required to function Life is a series of prisons Doesn't want to die, just wants to stop existing No goals, no actions

The Zooider No interests, no hobbies, no nothing Reads people like books from years of observation Built social mask Apathy, anhedonia, avolition over the years Called mysterious, Stranger to his own family is actually just empty Living ghost, leaves no trace Confuses ego with fake persona Doesn't seek relationships, indifferent to anyone Could be functional, Blocks any approach, just doesn't care no one comes in Always a step away from depression Self-aware of inevitable doom "Meh." Does nothing, just introspects Loses track of self Depersonalization Maladaptive daydreaming Secretly starving for affection Spectator of his own life Rich inner world, Can't relate to own image none of it comes out Power fantasies varying from heroism to genocide Can't just be, is required to function Life is a series of prisons Doesn't want to die, just wants to stop existing No goals, no actions

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remindooor

THE REMINDOOOR "This won't age well" "@remindme in 12 months" > has a s----- memory, needs to be reminded > thinks people need to be reminded of things “Heh, wait until I remind them" "@remindme 30000 days" > contributes nothing, just wants to be reminded C. > thinks people will care months or years later when nobody cares now > his worst nightmare is forgetting that someone was wrong online 2 years ago "You're gonna look so foolish for this take in 36 months"

THE REMINDOOOR "This won't age well" "@remindme in 12 months" > has a s----- memory, needs to be reminded > thinks people need to be reminded of things “Heh, wait until I remind them" "@remindme 30000 days" > contributes nothing, just wants to be reminded C. > thinks people will care months or years later when nobody cares now > his worst nightmare is forgetting that someone was wrong online 2 years ago "You're gonna look so foolish for this take in 36 months"

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The 500 year old Catacoomber

The 500 year old Has thousands of friends who look the CATACOOMBER exact same; can never tell them apart Sings in childlike voices at night, can be heard through specific manholes DON'T use a flashlight. That just makes you easier to find. Host to preserved Roman-era bacteriological Number of skeletons threats incompatibly high with historic population A group of chinese tourists encountered him in statistics 2017 and were Built over Frankish quarries suddenly and abruptly abandoned in the 9th. century never seen again Why won't the government let archaeologists down there? Captured on camera only once in a shaky video postēd to i then immediately deleted SS tried to map it out but mysteriously called off the project in 1942

The 500 year old Has thousands of friends who look the CATACOOMBER exact same; can never tell them apart Sings in childlike voices at night, can be heard through specific manholes DON'T use a flashlight. That just makes you easier to find. Host to preserved Roman-era bacteriological Number of skeletons threats incompatibly high with historic population A group of chinese tourists encountered him in statistics 2017 and were Built over Frankish quarries suddenly and abruptly abandoned in the 9th. century never seen again Why won't the government let archaeologists down there? Captured on camera only once in a shaky video postēd to i then immediately deleted SS tried to map it out but mysteriously called off the project in 1942

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The 30 Year Old Loocalizer

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Wojak Soyjak slurper trader

The Slurper "Anyone else slurping up this dipperino?" Never panic sells. Successfully buys the dip near bottom. Buys every dip. Outperforms swing traders. Makes /biz/ absolutely seethe. "Yes, officer. I did ape that delectable little dippy. I slurped her scrumptious under-ripe red candles right up. I admit, I am a registered 'apeist.' But l'm not sorry. I slurped and l'll slurp again." Ready-to-drina maal Diplent Extra Comp 20% a NELO u "I ironically slurp post. It's just mocking Reddit. I ALWAYS...ALWAYS buy the dip UNIRONICALLY"

The Slurper "Anyone else slurping up this dipperino?" Never panic sells. Successfully buys the dip near bottom. Buys every dip. Outperforms swing traders. Makes /biz/ absolutely seethe. "Yes, officer. I did ape that delectable little dippy. I slurped her scrumptious under-ripe red candles right up. I admit, I am a registered 'apeist.' But l'm not sorry. I slurped and l'll slurp again." Ready-to-drina maal Diplent Extra Comp 20% a NELO u "I ironically slurp post. It's just mocking Reddit. I ALWAYS...ALWAYS buy the dip UNIRONICALLY"

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oomer (startupper)

23yo STARTUPPER Can't explain are his ideas innovative or not obsessed Can't pick up relevant ideas and find solutions >Googles best ideas for startups >Circlejerks between SM and a Rocket company with making money The only thing he Mimics both Elon coded was hello world Musk and Steve 'I will be a billionaire in my late twenties' Jobs, fails 'self-help' Well-rounded noone miserably, Mildly retarded, still thinks he is a genius 'Revolution' Moved to 'against all odds' Silicon Is in debt Walley Has no charisma, mumbles inaudibly Don't even know College or analyze the University dropout Can't what he is doing market 'Minimalist'

23yo STARTUPPER Can't explain are his ideas innovative or not obsessed Can't pick up relevant ideas and find solutions >Googles best ideas for startups >Circlejerks between SM and a Rocket company with making money The only thing he Mimics both Elon coded was hello world Musk and Steve 'I will be a billionaire in my late twenties' Jobs, fails 'self-help' Well-rounded noone miserably, Mildly retarded, still thinks he is a genius 'Revolution' Moved to 'against all odds' Silicon Is in debt Walley Has no charisma, mumbles inaudibly Don't even know College or analyze the University dropout Can't what he is doing market 'Minimalist'

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oomer (saver)

The 30 year old Saver >saves a website before it's launched no one knows how he does it >used to save important websites now saves everything saves the server too >could help people by uploading memory-holed content >too busy saving to do that more storage space than google >forgot why he's saving his brain is the only thing Im gonna SAAAAAAAAAAVE! >saved this meme he couldn't save >will download the >saved everything that was lost in the OVH fire entire internet by the time it's killed

The 30 year old Saver >saves a website before it's launched no one knows how he does it >used to save important websites now saves everything saves the server too >could help people by uploading memory-holed content >too busy saving to do that more storage space than google >forgot why he's saving his brain is the only thing Im gonna SAAAAAAAAAAVE! >saved this meme he couldn't save >will download the >saved everything that was lost in the OVH fire entire internet by the time it's killed

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The 27 Year Old Gordooner

$The 27 year old Gordooner >....? face modeled after Greg Coomer himself [Major fracture detected] propflies across entire sections of the game Node Graph out of Date. Rebuilding... never says a word, just f------ gordoons graduated and earned a PhD at MIT only to push a f------ cart >...! crowbars corpses at lightning speed. his favourite pastime bunny hops his way at 300mph makes physics his bitch FULLY MODELED probably never got his beer$

$The 27 year old Gordooner >....? face modeled after Greg Coomer himself [Major fracture detected] propflies across entire sections of the game Node Graph out of Date. Rebuilding... never says a word, just f------ gordoons graduated and earned a PhD at MIT only to push a f------ cart >...! crowbars corpses at lightning speed. his favourite pastime bunny hops his way at 300mph makes physics his bitch FULLY MODELED probably never got his beer$

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The 3600 Year Old Extoorminator

The 3600 Year Old Extoorminator Thinks all other life forms are abominations, is literally a mutant abomination himself. His very appearance strikes fear across time and space, doesn't even care. Never even heard o physical contact. Would be better for "AAAAAAAAA I'm Extoorminating!!!" everyone if he died, too bad he's almost impossible to kill. Thinks everything will be better once his master race rules the Universe. Doesn't know anything about politics, just obeys his superiors and fúckin extoorminates. Peak auth-right. Will never get laid, is a permavirgin. Has no concept of love or pleasure. Has a 400+ IQ but is literally incapable of thinking for himself. Trapped in his own personal hell of perpetual hate, malaise, and rage, but that's all he's ever known. "Hate is beautiful!" Is the perfect ubermensch, would probably rule the Universe if he didn't make enemies with literally everyone he meets. Hasn't left his room in his life.

The 3600 Year Old Extoorminator Thinks all other life forms are abominations, is literally a mutant abomination himself. His very appearance strikes fear across time and space, doesn't even care. Never even heard o physical contact. Would be better for "AAAAAAAAA I'm Extoorminating!!!" everyone if he died, too bad he's almost impossible to kill. Thinks everything will be better once his master race rules the Universe. Doesn't know anything about politics, just obeys his superiors and fúckin extoorminates. Peak auth-right. Will never get laid, is a permavirgin. Has no concept of love or pleasure. Has a 400+ IQ but is literally incapable of thinking for himself. Trapped in his own personal hell of perpetual hate, malaise, and rage, but that's all he's ever known. "Hate is beautiful!" Is the perfect ubermensch, would probably rule the Universe if he didn't make enemies with literally everyone he meets. Hasn't left his room in his life.

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