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The Slurper "Anyone else slurping up this dipperino?" Never panic sells. Successfully buys the dip near bottom. Buys every dip. Outperforms swing traders. Makes /biz/ absolutely seethe. "Yes, officer. I did ape that delectable little dippy. I slurped her scrumptious under-ripe red candles right up. I admit, I am a registered 'apeist.' But l'm not sorry. I slurped and l'll slurp again." Ready-to-drina maal Diplent Extra Comp 20% a NELO u "I ironically slurp post. It's just mocking Reddit. I ALWAYS...ALWAYS buy the dip UNIRONICALLY"

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