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Oomer Wojaks

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Created By northern light • Updated about a year ago

Wojak Soyjak /fit/ anon

THE HEALTH NUT WANTS TO LOOK YOUNG AS LONG AS POSSIBLE /FIT/ ANON EVEN THOUGH HE ALMOST >deodorant causes autism NEVER GOES NEAR PEOPLE >every black d--- ages her 10 years SCHIZO DORK >vaccines cause autism SPENDS HALF OF HIS NATURALLY LOW TEST DAY READING HEALTH VOLCEL ON PERMANENT NOFAP RELATED STUDIES HAS A PANIC ATTACK SHAMES PEOPLE FOR DRINKING AT A CELEBRATION CONSTANTLY OBSESSED WITH COVID VACCINE WHEN HE SEES BREAD ACTUALLY THINKS RESPONDS TO YOUR JEWS PUT ESTROGEN POSTS IMMEDIATELY IN TAP WATER DOESN'T USE TOOTHPASTE, THINKS ARTIFICIAL SHAMPOO AND SOAP SWEETENERS WILL KILL YOU THINKS HE'S BETTER >drinking from plastic bottle will turn you into a t----- >wearing poliester will turn you into a t----- >finasteride will turn you into a t----- THAN OTHER ANONS >sunscreen will turn you into a t----- >veganism will turn you into a t----- >weed will turn you into a t----- AVOIDS SUN LIKE THE PLAGUE TAKES 200 SUPPLEMENTS
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    3000000 year old doooers wojak

    300,000 YEAR OLD DO0000ERS "I do thing so that I can do next thing" >be >do "can't stop, won't stop!" always wants to do things >makes s--- up to have something to do "omg i'm so bored right now" >something happened here "is that someone doing something over there?!?" > doing nothing >remembers something happening "sorry for the warcrime, I was just bored" bothered by staying still "i cannot die before doing thing!!" prefers HALLUCINATING to doing literally nothing "take me out of the white torture chamber!!!" >me doing: yes!! it don't get better than this!! > repercussions: erm guys we have a problem
    300,000 YEAR OLD DO0000ERS "I do thing so that I can do next thing" >be >do "can't stop, won't stop!" always wants to do things >makes s--- up to have something to do "omg i'm so bored right now" >something happened here "is that someone doing something over there?!?" > doing nothing >remembers something happening "sorry for the warcrime, I was just bored" bothered by staying still "i cannot die before doing thing!!" prefers HALLUCINATING to doing literally nothing "take me out of the white torture chamber!!!" >me doing: yes!! it don't get better than this!! > repercussions: erm guys we have a problem
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    65-year-old suppoorter

    "They're our greatest ally!" Is physically incapable of recognizing his own best interests Has never heard of USS Liberty in his life The 65-year-old Suppoorter Gives his entire pension to Israel "OH MY GOD I'M GONNA SUPPOOOORT!" Unable to maintain erection unless he thinks about young men dying in the Middle East Thinks Ben Shapiro is the smartest man in the world "We've gotta support them or the bad guys will come attack us!" "God curses those who curse Israel!"
    "They're our greatest ally!" Is physically incapable of recognizing his own best interests Has never heard of USS Liberty in his life The 65-year-old Suppoorter Gives his entire pension to Israel "OH MY GOD I'M GONNA SUPPOOOORT!" Unable to maintain erection unless he thinks about young men dying in the Middle East Thinks Ben Shapiro is the smartest man in the world "We've gotta support them or the bad guys will come attack us!" "God curses those who curse Israel!"
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    Thoomer of indeterminate age

    The thoomer of indeterminate age Uses though at the end of his sentences Degrades the english language with every single sentence Is a cuck but insists his sentence structure has nothing to do with it Using meaningless words has gradually degraded his cognition and he only thinks in buzzwords now Watches Blacked "dude we gotta watch the latest avengers film though" Slowly fading into nothingness thanks to his empty use of the english language Supports America and Israel Will not die but rather will dissolve into chaos Extreme thought disorder Has a favourite Pornstar Has a favourite black male Pornstar Smokes weed Exclusively eats cheap fast food and pre packaged meals Unholy mix of a consoomer, coomer, doomer and cuck
    The thoomer of indeterminate age Uses though at the end of his sentences Degrades the english language with every single sentence Is a cuck but insists his sentence structure has nothing to do with it Using meaningless words has gradually degraded his cognition and he only thinks in buzzwords now Watches Blacked "dude we gotta watch the latest avengers film though" Slowly fading into nothingness thanks to his empty use of the english language Supports America and Israel Will not die but rather will dissolve into chaos Extreme thought disorder Has a favourite Pornstar Has a favourite black male Pornstar Smokes weed Exclusively eats cheap fast food and pre packaged meals Unholy mix of a consoomer, coomer, doomer and cuck
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    The phraser

    "Maidenless" The 19-Year-Old PHRAAAAAAAASER "My brother in christ" "Terminally online" "Hellworld" "Cry more" "Shitpost" "Delete your account" "Cope" "Normal world" "Seethe" B "Rare [...] W" "Whatever helps you sleep at night" "Touch grass" "Horny on main" "Hellsite" "Ratio" "Lolbertarian" "If only your mother knew" "[...] will never feel the warmth of a woman"
    "Maidenless" The 19-Year-Old PHRAAAAAAAASER "My brother in christ" "Terminally online" "Hellworld" "Cry more" "Shitpost" "Delete your account" "Cope" "Normal world" "Seethe" B "Rare [...] W" "Whatever helps you sleep at night" "Touch grass" "Horny on main" "Hellsite" "Ratio" "Lolbertarian" "If only your mother knew" "[...] will never feel the warmth of a woman"
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    The Remoover

    "Is that a heckin repost!?" $0/hour The Remoover Does it for free "I'M GONNA REMOOVE" Takes reddit moderation way too seriously NOOOOO!!!! DID YOU JUST POST SOMETHING NEGATIVE ABOUT MY PARASOCIAL DADDY? OH GOD I'M REMOOVING!
    "Is that a heckin repost!?" $0/hour The Remoover Does it for free "I'M GONNA REMOOVE" Takes reddit moderation way too seriously NOOOOO!!!! DID YOU JUST POST SOMETHING NEGATIVE ABOUT MY PARASOCIAL DADDY? OH GOD I'M REMOOVING!
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    The Gooner

    THE GOONER you got it boss you need to talk to the boss okay boss the boss wants you dead!! we got him, boss okay boss got a problem with the boss? if the boss says you're alright, you're alright you can count on me, boss right away boss sure thing boss no problem boss i'm on it boss boss, it's done
    THE GOONER you got it boss you need to talk to the boss okay boss the boss wants you dead!! we got him, boss okay boss got a problem with the boss? if the boss says you're alright, you're alright you can count on me, boss right away boss sure thing boss no problem boss i'm on it boss boss, it's done
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    ADHDoomer

    The Eternal ADHDoomer Involuntarily switches between being an unstoppable force and an immovable object Cannot regulate his emotions, ruled by fear and feelings of inadequacy Abandons anything he isn't immediately good at Tired of people telling him to "just try harder" even though he knows they're right Writes reminders to himself, doesn't read them Spends weeks mentally preparing for a task that takes 15 minutes to complete Chugs caffeine by the gallon Wonders whether he's retarded, lazy or both Watches a video on mute while listening to another, all while distracted by his own thoughts Got nothing done all day, still feels overwhelmed and exhausted Can't trust his own judgement
    The Eternal ADHDoomer Involuntarily switches between being an unstoppable force and an immovable object Cannot regulate his emotions, ruled by fear and feelings of inadequacy Abandons anything he isn't immediately good at Tired of people telling him to "just try harder" even though he knows they're right Writes reminders to himself, doesn't read them Spends weeks mentally preparing for a task that takes 15 minutes to complete Chugs caffeine by the gallon Wonders whether he's retarded, lazy or both Watches a video on mute while listening to another, all while distracted by his own thoughts Got nothing done all day, still feels overwhelmed and exhausted Can't trust his own judgement
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    The 30 year old Froonter

    The 30 year old Froonter Feds? Ha ha no we're legit You sound so based! You should join our real group Come march in front of the cameras with us. You're spending too much time online, you should I spend that time with us. Astroturf? No we're just well organized Come on, just get in the U-haul truck
    The 30 year old Froonter Feds? Ha ha no we're legit You sound so based! You should join our real group Come march in front of the cameras with us. You're spending too much time online, you should I spend that time with us. Astroturf? No we're just well organized Come on, just get in the U-haul truck
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    oomer (ancoomer)

    The 23-year-old ANCOOMER Calls everyone he Has decided Anarcho- knows "comrade" "I watched BREADtube then I read the BREADbook and I got BREADpilled!" Still thinks Communism and Council Communism voting is necessary and desireable are synonymous Thinks the police should be replaced with "community patrols" Thinks ancaps are a legitemate political threat Thinks prisons are OK if they're "horizontal" Has only read the breadbook, thinks all other theory is worthless "Tankies = red fash amirite?" Has never "Left Unity except tankies" heard of a Uses a strange commodity combination of Bolshevik and .actually, including tankies. Anarchist symbols Identifies as a "libleft" Has never engaged in politics offline Redditor, account is called Anarchism = Direct "DaddyBreadSanta" Democracy amirite?
    The 23-year-old ANCOOMER Calls everyone he Has decided Anarcho- knows "comrade" "I watched BREADtube then I read the BREADbook and I got BREADpilled!" Still thinks Communism and Council Communism voting is necessary and desireable are synonymous Thinks the police should be replaced with "community patrols" Thinks ancaps are a legitemate political threat Thinks prisons are OK if they're "horizontal" Has only read the breadbook, thinks all other theory is worthless "Tankies = red fash amirite?" Has never "Left Unity except tankies" heard of a Uses a strange commodity combination of Bolshevik and .actually, including tankies. Anarchist symbols Identifies as a "libleft" Has never engaged in politics offline Redditor, account is called Anarchism = Direct "DaddyBreadSanta" Democracy amirite?
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    oomer (groomer)

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    oomer (memer)

    THE 28 YEAR OLD MEMER >Dude, I totally just trolled you Extensive collection of rage comics Accidentally uses "le" in real life Versed in LOLcat lore "FUUUUUUUUU" "You mad bro?" Calls everything epic An image macro for every gccasion
    THE 28 YEAR OLD MEMER >Dude, I totally just trolled you Extensive collection of rage comics Accidentally uses "le" in real life Versed in LOLcat lore "FUUUUUUUUU" "You mad bro?" Calls everything epic An image macro for every gccasion
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    oomer (sanctioooer)

    The 79 year old SANCTIO0ONER "that'll show those freedom haters" praises free trade in public, votes against it in private hasn't had an independent thought since 1982 thinks he is on the "right side of history" your country is starving? HERE have some sanctions can't even find the region he is sanctioning on the map until you do what we want. "you haven't even seen my most severe sanctions yet" recieved $10 million last year in "speaking fees" about corruption "IM SANCTIOOONING" has george soros on speed dial
    The 79 year old SANCTIO0ONER "that'll show those freedom haters" praises free trade in public, votes against it in private hasn't had an independent thought since 1982 thinks he is on the "right side of history" your country is starving? HERE have some sanctions can't even find the region he is sanctioning on the map until you do what we want. "you haven't even seen my most severe sanctions yet" recieved $10 million last year in "speaking fees" about corruption "IM SANCTIOOONING" has george soros on speed dial
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    The updooter

    You're to date V Automatically update "abandonware" "use the new version" Last checked: Today, 4:48 the updooter C. "deprecated" "obsolete" "that Ul is from the 90s" "luddites..." "update! local vulnerability patched!" Javascriptenabled on everyste "that project is dead" >lastu pdate: 13 days ago "i NEED the cloud version" ewericatu res with new paywall "microsoft gets my data anyway" "enjoy your zero-day" ishes CVE forexCI SeS "old software is not secure" >g rans remote execu tion to a ny dew granis neworkaccess to a y app "telemetry is not spyware" "it's not slow, get a better computer"
    You're to date V Automatically update "abandonware" "use the new version" Last checked: Today, 4:48 the updooter C. "deprecated" "obsolete" "that Ul is from the 90s" "luddites..." "update! local vulnerability patched!" Javascriptenabled on everyste "that project is dead" >lastu pdate: 13 days ago "i NEED the cloud version" ewericatu res with new paywall "microsoft gets my data anyway" "enjoy your zero-day" ishes CVE forexCI SeS "old software is not secure" >g rans remote execu tion to a ny dew granis neworkaccess to a y app "telemetry is not spyware" "it's not slow, get a better computer"
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