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The Remoover

"Is that a heckin repost!?" $0/hour The Remoover Does it for free "I'M GONNA REMOOVE" Takes reddit moderation way too seriously NOOOOO!!!! DID YOU JUST POST SOMETHING NEGATIVE ABOUT MY PARASOCIAL DADDY? OH GOD I'M REMOOVING!

"Is that a heckin repost!?" $0/hour The Remoover Does it for free "I'M GONNA REMOOVE" Takes reddit moderation way too seriously NOOOOO!!!! DID YOU JUST POST SOMETHING NEGATIVE ABOUT MY PARASOCIAL DADDY? OH GOD I'M REMOOVING!

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The 57 Year Old Dooner

The 57 Year Old Dooner >Garlic, Herb, or Spicy, Sir? Valued fixture of his community A credit to immigrants everywhere "For you, I put extra :) " respects tradition, embraces change vegans btfo'd by the meat tornado <-- always keeps the sharps ready to go Honors his ancestors by continuing the family business

The 57 Year Old Dooner >Garlic, Herb, or Spicy, Sir? Valued fixture of his community A credit to immigrants everywhere "For you, I put extra :) " respects tradition, embraces change vegans btfo'd by the meat tornado <-- always keeps the sharps ready to go Honors his ancestors by continuing the family business

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The 30 year old Froonter

The 30 year old Froonter Feds? Ha ha no we're legit You sound so based! You should join our real group Come march in front of the cameras with us. You're spending too much time online, you should I spend that time with us. Astroturf? No we're just well organized Come on, just get in the U-haul truck

The 30 year old Froonter Feds? Ha ha no we're legit You sound so based! You should join our real group Come march in front of the cameras with us. You're spending too much time online, you should I spend that time with us. Astroturf? No we're just well organized Come on, just get in the U-haul truck

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The Anti-DOOCIDER

THE ANTI-D0OOCIDER -"hey, what's your opinion on <topic/policy/some_bullshit>?" *rolls die* -"No! I'll never DO000000OCIDE!" -has a coin on him at all times (is a total coin-tosser) -idolizes Twoface -loves chance, dice and coins -Hates making decisions SEE -when RNGzus comes back, -sacrifices decision-making skills and choice for adaptability and overall happiness he'll be ready

THE ANTI-D0OOCIDER -"hey, what's your opinion on <topic/policy/some_bullshit>?" *rolls die* -"No! I'll never DO000000OCIDE!" -has a coin on him at all times (is a total coin-tosser) -idolizes Twoface -loves chance, dice and coins -Hates making decisions SEE -when RNGzus comes back, -sacrifices decision-making skills and choice for adaptability and overall happiness he'll be ready

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The Reprodoocer

The Reprodoocer "wow you look so fertile" "That sucks you grew up without a dad but you would be a great father for our future children haha" "Look how cute this crib is haha" "Could you tell I'm ovulating?" "you're spending so much time with your friends, you should spend that time starting a family with me" "Your strong arms could carry my babies so well, anon" "Don't you wanna be a parent one day haha"

The Reprodoocer "wow you look so fertile" "That sucks you grew up without a dad but you would be a great father for our future children haha" "Look how cute this crib is haha" "Could you tell I'm ovulating?" "you're spending so much time with your friends, you should spend that time starting a family with me" "Your strong arms could carry my babies so well, anon" "Don't you wanna be a parent one day haha"

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The AAA Consoomer

THE AAA CONSOOMER STAR WARS pre-orders after seeing the cgi trailer destructible fruit phsyics??! GOTY it plays exactly like the previous eight games! $60 well spent! crunch? who cares the game looks good RekMan lawsuits? dude that buying $40 of microtransactions totally helps the devs was two weeks ago

THE AAA CONSOOMER STAR WARS pre-orders after seeing the cgi trailer destructible fruit phsyics??! GOTY it plays exactly like the previous eight games! $60 well spent! crunch? who cares the game looks good RekMan lawsuits? dude that buying $40 of microtransactions totally helps the devs was two weeks ago

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oomer (zooider)

The Zooider No interests, no hobbies, no nothing Reads people like books from years of observation Built social mask Apathy, anhedonia, avolition over the years Called mysterious, Stranger to his own family is actually just empty Living ghost, leaves no trace Confuses ego with fake persona Doesn't seek relationships, indifferent to anyone Could be functional, Blocks any approach, just doesn't care no one comes in Always a step away from depression Self-aware of inevitable doom "Meh." Does nothing, just introspects Loses track of self Depersonalization Maladaptive daydreaming Secretly starving for affection Spectator of his own life Rich inner world, Can't relate to own image none of it comes out Power fantasies varying from heroism to genocide Can't just be, is required to function Life is a series of prisons Doesn't want to die, just wants to stop existing No goals, no actions

The Zooider No interests, no hobbies, no nothing Reads people like books from years of observation Built social mask Apathy, anhedonia, avolition over the years Called mysterious, Stranger to his own family is actually just empty Living ghost, leaves no trace Confuses ego with fake persona Doesn't seek relationships, indifferent to anyone Could be functional, Blocks any approach, just doesn't care no one comes in Always a step away from depression Self-aware of inevitable doom "Meh." Does nothing, just introspects Loses track of self Depersonalization Maladaptive daydreaming Secretly starving for affection Spectator of his own life Rich inner world, Can't relate to own image none of it comes out Power fantasies varying from heroism to genocide Can't just be, is required to function Life is a series of prisons Doesn't want to die, just wants to stop existing No goals, no actions

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The 30 Year Old Loocalizer

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Bloocker

The Bloocker bloocks imports EVERGREEN costs you 20 million dollars per IM GONNA IM BLOOCKING minute BLOO000000OCK

The Bloocker bloocks imports EVERGREEN costs you 20 million dollars per IM GONNA IM BLOOCKING minute BLOO000000OCK

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20 year old walker

THE 20 YEAR OLD WALKER - Has strong legs and healthy heart from walking so much - No job, just walks all day - Knows his city like the back of his hand - Is lost in his own mind while walking, doesn't pay any attention to his surroundings - Walks the same route every day - Neighbors think there's something wrong with him - Nothing ever changes - Feels like an old man - Life passes him by Sees girls while walking, they don't even look at him - Hates living in an ugly city with no nature

THE 20 YEAR OLD WALKER - Has strong legs and healthy heart from walking so much - No job, just walks all day - Knows his city like the back of his hand - Is lost in his own mind while walking, doesn't pay any attention to his surroundings - Walks the same route every day - Neighbors think there's something wrong with him - Nothing ever changes - Feels like an old man - Life passes him by Sees girls while walking, they don't even look at him - Hates living in an ugly city with no nature

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The 56 Year Old Yoonifier (Otto von Bismarck)

The 56-Year Old Yoonifier "oh your state speaks German? wow mine to0, "i'm so sorry the holy roman empire fell, that must have been tough on what a coincidence :) must be fate, babe <3" you sweetie x" "i'm gonna... I'M GONNA YOON... UNRGGH I'M "the German Confederation is only 30 years old? wow, you're such a mature state for GONNA YO000000NIFY GERMANY" your age :)" "you're not a catholic, right? you gotta tell me if you're a catholic"

The 56-Year Old Yoonifier "oh your state speaks German? wow mine to0, "i'm so sorry the holy roman empire fell, that must have been tough on what a coincidence :) must be fate, babe <3" you sweetie x" "i'm gonna... I'M GONNA YOON... UNRGGH I'M "the German Confederation is only 30 years old? wow, you're such a mature state for GONNA YO000000NIFY GERMANY" your age :)" "you're not a catholic, right? you gotta tell me if you're a catholic"

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diagnooser

The 63 year old Diagnooser White coat = Smart Everything is a mental disorder Believes pills can solve depression His title is his personality Actually thinks he's helping people Comply or he'll lock you up I... i'm gonna... DIAGNOOSE Relishes feeling of power and authority Meds. NOW. Got impersonated by a mailman for years MEDS and no one noticed

The 63 year old Diagnooser White coat = Smart Everything is a mental disorder Believes pills can solve depression His title is his personality Actually thinks he's helping people Comply or he'll lock you up I... i'm gonna... DIAGNOOSE Relishes feeling of power and authority Meds. NOW. Got impersonated by a mailman for years MEDS and no one noticed

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Mr Hawkins, please.

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Self loathing man of inaction

The Self-Loathing Man of Inaction (20s) >super-NEET, hasn't been outside in literal months >rarely even does things he likes anymore What do I want to do? I don't know.. I'm not driving yet, but you know, soon. >procrastinates basic tasks such as cleaning or cooking Oh right, that's on my backlog. Keeps getting bigger and bigger, l'll get my GED some day. heh.. Yeah, I've been meaning to do >will neglect hygienic activies such as brushing teeth or showering that, haha.. >spends most of his time watching garbage on I don't know how to do that. I don't know what I want. I just don't know. YouTube, browsing boards or talking in chatrooms Hah, I can only really cook instant ramen. I'm so bored. >family probably think he's retarded or worse >has alienated or lost most friends in the real world STOP GIVING ME ADVICE, OKAY? I'm trying. I'll do it tomorrow. I'm too lazy. What am I supposed to do again? This is the day. I'm gonna turn things around. >has convinced himself he's ready to improve and leave the NEET life but constantly sabotages himself and prevents any commitment to change Eh, not today. >things never turn around, he gets more depressed

The Self-Loathing Man of Inaction (20s) >super-NEET, hasn't been outside in literal months >rarely even does things he likes anymore What do I want to do? I don't know.. I'm not driving yet, but you know, soon. >procrastinates basic tasks such as cleaning or cooking Oh right, that's on my backlog. Keeps getting bigger and bigger, l'll get my GED some day. heh.. Yeah, I've been meaning to do >will neglect hygienic activies such as brushing teeth or showering that, haha.. >spends most of his time watching garbage on I don't know how to do that. I don't know what I want. I just don't know. YouTube, browsing boards or talking in chatrooms Hah, I can only really cook instant ramen. I'm so bored. >family probably think he's retarded or worse >has alienated or lost most friends in the real world STOP GIVING ME ADVICE, OKAY? I'm trying. I'll do it tomorrow. I'm too lazy. What am I supposed to do again? This is the day. I'm gonna turn things around. >has convinced himself he's ready to improve and leave the NEET life but constantly sabotages himself and prevents any commitment to change Eh, not today. >things never turn around, he gets more depressed

the fumer

THE FUMER "I'M GONNA FYO00OM!!!" MEGA MEGA F------ FUMING JAW NEVER LIVID WITH SLIGHTEST PRIVOCATION UNCLENCHES CAN LIFT A TRUCK USING JUST ADRENALINE AND RAGE Mono- chromatic vision "DON'T F------ TELL ME TO CALM only sees red DOWN"

THE FUMER "I'M GONNA FYO00OM!!!" MEGA MEGA F------ FUMING JAW NEVER LIVID WITH SLIGHTEST PRIVOCATION UNCLENCHES CAN LIFT A TRUCK USING JUST ADRENALINE AND RAGE Mono- chromatic vision "DON'T F------ TELL ME TO CALM only sees red DOWN"

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The 21 year old slizer

THE 21 YEAR OLD SLIZER Always brings up the point that if it weren't for them, BIONICLE would not exist Throws disks "OH GOD, ARE THOSE DISKS???" Prefers to be called a "Throwbot" "I'M THROO00OWING!!" Got replaced by Roboriders O'4.5" Always wants to play ultimate frisbee "Hang my carrying case by your belt, young children."

THE 21 YEAR OLD SLIZER Always brings up the point that if it weren't for them, BIONICLE would not exist Throws disks "OH GOD, ARE THOSE DISKS???" Prefers to be called a "Throwbot" "I'M THROO00OWING!!" Got replaced by Roboriders O'4.5" Always wants to play ultimate frisbee "Hang my carrying case by your belt, young children."

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The 24 year old Reloomer

24 year old RELOOMER relume /ri'|(j)u:m/ verb "Boy, where do the years go?" to relight or rekindle (a light, flame, etc.). Ploomber Decides to reconnect with old Is assembling a group to do fun activities together friends Wants to hear stories Calling... Interested in what they have been up to since he last saw them about their adventures Nostalgic Dear Ploomber

24 year old RELOOMER relume /ri'|(j)u:m/ verb "Boy, where do the years go?" to relight or rekindle (a light, flame, etc.). Ploomber Decides to reconnect with old Is assembling a group to do fun activities together friends Wants to hear stories Calling... Interested in what they have been up to since he last saw them about their adventures Nostalgic Dear Ploomber

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The BATHROOMER

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Controomer

The Controomer Says he hates reddit, posts regularly on the most reddit-like 4chan board Claims to be a Christian, the only reason he does is because he pretends to hate gays Insults you if confronted with actual facts Would have been an atheist Hops on the radical right train because it's the new left-winger 10 years ago when it was edgy counter-culture Has no real opinions, just recycled far right-wing drivel prides himself on his "white heritage" hasn't accomplished anything worth of note himself All his political beliefs are taken from ambiguous MS Paint infographs Sits in his room all day spamming racist jokes Would have been among the first ones to be gassed in Nazi Germany

The Controomer Says he hates reddit, posts regularly on the most reddit-like 4chan board Claims to be a Christian, the only reason he does is because he pretends to hate gays Insults you if confronted with actual facts Would have been an atheist Hops on the radical right train because it's the new left-winger 10 years ago when it was edgy counter-culture Has no real opinions, just recycled far right-wing drivel prides himself on his "white heritage" hasn't accomplished anything worth of note himself All his political beliefs are taken from ambiguous MS Paint infographs Sits in his room all day spamming racist jokes Would have been among the first ones to be gassed in Nazi Germany

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Resoomer

THE RESO0OMER resuming his existence of before everything was woke and political has resumed his pre-2014 smug comfyposting doesn't need social media, or any other media doesn't care about elections or happenings, too busy being comfy and smug and cool has long been bored of shitposting about jews and black people free of the need for dopamine hits from retweets, likes, upvotes, and (you)s powerful, godlike aura Correcty thnks talking about identity polics is old, lame, and soy possibly borderline sociopath but in a cool sexy is indifferent about women not aspergers ultramegachad way loves spooky movie night full of confident, detached irreverence doesn'treally care what you consider degenerate, has personal and superior moral code for politics and news had every extremist view you have now, back when most people were little normies, but is bored by it

THE RESO0OMER resuming his existence of before everything was woke and political has resumed his pre-2014 smug comfyposting doesn't need social media, or any other media doesn't care about elections or happenings, too busy being comfy and smug and cool has long been bored of shitposting about jews and black people free of the need for dopamine hits from retweets, likes, upvotes, and (you)s powerful, godlike aura Correcty thnks talking about identity polics is old, lame, and soy possibly borderline sociopath but in a cool sexy is indifferent about women not aspergers ultramegachad way loves spooky movie night full of confident, detached irreverence doesn'treally care what you consider degenerate, has personal and superior moral code for politics and news had every extremist view you have now, back when most people were little normies, but is bored by it

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